For Your Viewing Pleasure

I present a photo of myself. This is the picture I submitted to the Teen Summit 2010, so tons of people I don't know from around the world will see it. I figured a few more wouldn't hurt.

Why, yes, I know my eyes look weird, my grin is dumb, and I look like a ghost. I never claimed to be pretty.

Do you Remember?

For all you Americans out there a holiday is coming up. What is it? Memorial Day. Yup, that's right! That day to remember the fallen heroes. The men and woman who died for our freedom. So, let me ask a question: Do you remember? Will you...

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Hello people of the interwebz! So, today I'm sick! YAY!!! (It really sucks because I'm not allowed to drink soy milk...I WANT MY SOY MILK!!!)

Anyways, while looking through my friend, Dragon's, DA gallery I found this. It was at my house that we made this up. Please, laugh as much as you'd like.

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I am a freaky prep

First, make your title "I am a/an " and then do the questions and tag 15 people when you're done


What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[] Red = loud

[] Green = stupid

[x] None = freaky

[] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[] Yellow = innocent

[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky

[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy


What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie

[]Skirt/skort = skank

[]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[]Tight jeans = scene kid

[]Ripped jeans = emo

[]Cammo = cage fighter

[x]Jeans = prep

[]Pajamas = pimp

[]Cargo = clown

[]Sweats = athlete

[]Boxers = brat

[]Booty shorts = female

[]Capris = Gangster

[]Nothing = hoe

[]Dickies = weirdo

[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[]Other = sex addict


What is your natural hair color?

[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[]Black = with a sexy smile

[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[]Bald = with herpes
[x]Other = with a nice ass


Pick the month you were born on:
[]1= who ate

[]2 = who needed

[]3 = who killed

[]4 = who shot

[]5 = who killed

[]6 = who smoked with

[]7 = who banged

[x]8 = who ran shirtless with

[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[]10 = who cuddled with

[]11 = who slept with

[]12 = who ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:

[]01 = the kool-aid man

[]02 = a dog

[]03 = a shoe

[]04 = a toothbrush

[]05 = Santa Claus

[]06 = your dealer

[]07 = Barney the dinosaur

[]08 = a prostitute

[x]09 = a porn star

[]10 = a bag of weed

[]11 = a lover

[]12 = a glass of milk

[]13 = a horse

[]14 = a lesbian

[]15 = a stripper

[]16 = a pickle

[]17 = a jew

[]18 = a homo

[]19 = an orange

[]20 = a dildo

[]21 = a homeless guy

[]22 = a whore

[]23 = my crush

[]24 = an easter egg

[]25 = a jar of honey

[]26 = a condom

[]27 = a bowl of cereal

[]28 = a french fry

[]29 = The Tojan man
[] 30 = Paris Hilton

[]31 = your grandma


Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[]White = because I love marijuana

[x]Black = because im sexy as hell

[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[]Purple = because I'm gay

[]Gray = because I got dared

[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed

[]Orange = because I smoke crack

[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[]Brown = because I had to

[]Shirtless = because I've got abs

Mine: I am a freaky prep with a nice ass who ran shirtless with a porn star because I'm sexy as hell.

My brother's: I am a freaky cutie with a hot girlfriend who killed a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs.

Are roots good? You tell me.

Five years is a long time

Soooo, five years ago today my family moved from Germany to Washington State. I have lived here for five whole years! That's unbelievable! Before now I'd never lived anywhere for five years before... But, to tell the truth, I'm ready to move. I've set down to many roots here. That's a bad thing when you can get orders to move and be gone in two weeks. I mean, I didn't mean to set roots, but I did...

I'm about to start ripping up those roots. I've done it before, I can do it again. Thankfully I don't have any really close friends anymore. I don't want any! Friendship only causes hurt in the end. Next I have to quit getting devoted to groups that I can't leave. Which means no more Drama Dragons for me! Next year I will not join, then that's one root ripped up. My deepest root runs with Ft. Nisqually... I love volunteering there, and I love the history! But, I've made to many friends, and I've gotten to attached!

What about you guys? DO you allow yourselves to set roots? Why or why not? And how long have you lived at the place you live right now?

Peace and love, K. Lane

PS, I just figured out I live about 5263 miles from my last home.