Here are a buncha quotes I love! I thought I'd share! More to come.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is dummy cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
-“I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.”
Marsh-mellows would be more fun to eat if they screamed when you bit into them
-“I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead!”
-“Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.”
-You have the right to remain silent. So please SHUT UP.”
-“Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?”
-Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door shut.
-A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting next to you saying "Man, that was so awesome!"
-Smile to yourself, people will wonder what you’re up to.
-“We are all artists when we are children, the problem is remaining an artist as we grow up”
-Pablo Picasso
-“If I told you all my problems, you’d call the nice men with white jackets,"
-"Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars and though to myself, 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'"
-"When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for something useful instead."
If its not your cup of tea, then DON'T DRINK THE DAMN TEA.
~ The physiology exam was a piece of cake – which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
~ People are like slinkies --Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
Team Edward Elric - because vampires aren't shiny. Automail is.