A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.

Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

ROFLMAO