Oprah: This here is the movie theater, right?
Jesse: Yes...
Oprah: Wow, it's bigger than I imagined!
Jesse: *gets popcorn and sits in her personalized seat*
Oprah: What are we watching?
Jesse: My recent short film. We aired it in Chinatown at HongKong. It contains two songs; You rock my world and Smooth Criminal Alien Ant Farm style.
Oprah: You never released it yet?
Jesse: No, I thought people wouldn't like it. But it's dedicated to Michael, Taro, and sensei, so i decided to release it in this interview.
Oprah: There's a cast as well?
Jesse: Taro Chikumo, Gaara/Shukaku, my leopard Mike, Ari-chan Taro's pet spider, the Legendary 9, plus Kyuubi, and I think that's it.
Oprah: Did everyone like doing it?
Jesse: Yeah, except for Kyuubi. I had to bribe him in order for him to be in the film. But I think it went out well.^^
[Movie starts]
Title: Who's Jesse Jackson?
Starring:
Jesse Jackson
Gaara of the Sand
Taro Chikumo
Ari-chan
Shukaku Ichibi
Nekomata Nibi
Isonade Sanbi
Sokou Yonbi
Houkou Gobi
Raijuu Rokubi
Kaku Shichibi
Hachimata Hachi
Kyuubi Yoko
And
Mike Jackson
as
Mike the Leopard/Michael Jackson
[Scene opens as Taro and Gaara in gangster clothing walking]
Taro: Man I haven't seen Jessy for a long time!
Gaara: I miss her food...
Taro: ... her looks...
Gaara: ... her kisses...
Taro: ... her sweet blood.:3
Gaara: *moves backward* What?
Taro: *sighs*
Gaara: *sees a black tail and accidently steps on it*
Mike: *yelps* Ouch! Watch the tail!!
Gaara: AHHH! MJ's back from the dead!!! *jumps into Taro's arms*
Mike: No, I'm not Michael Jackson. I'm one of his ex-pets. Right now, I'm trying to sneak in the club to ask Ari-chan on a date.
Gaara: Who's Ari-chan?
Taro: ... my spider...
Gaara: *turns to Mike* You're in love with a spider!?
Mike: Just look *points in one direction*
*Ari-chan is walking by*
Gaara: *is staring* THAT's a spider!?!
Taro and Mike: *rolls their eyes*
Mike: But look at the person who's helping Ari-chan.
*holding Ari-chan's hand is Jess, wearing a strapless red dress and one white glove*
Gaara and Taro: Ooooh...
Gaara: That ain't right!
Taro: Oh my god. X3
Jess: *turns to the camara and smiles*
Gaara: *eyes turn yellow* That girl is a Pretty Young Thing! Come here, child! :D
Mike: -_-' Dude, she's my owner!
Taro: *not listening* I call dibs!
Gaara/Shukaku: The girl is mine and you know it! *Taro and Gaara runs after Jess*
Mike: *sighs and sits down*
*As Gaara and Taro are yelling, Ari-chan and Jess are talking*
Ari-chan: Are we there yet?
Jess: For the 100th time, no. But we will soon.
Ari-chan: I need Taro to be there. One of the rules is that he can't be close to anyone while I'm around....
Jess: Why?
Ari-chan: Count D said that I might grow big and eat everything...
Jess: Heh... sounds like sensei!^^
Ari-chan: But I don't wanna be fat -_-'
Jess: No you won't. We'll find him.^^'
Ari-chan: I just don't wanna eat people,
Jess: If you are going to eat someone, eat me. I always wanted to know what it's like being eaten by a big girl. Besides, I love big things.
Ari-chan: I dunno... Hey do you hear boys screaming?
Jess: Probably some fan boy, Let's go!
*Jess and Ari-chan go inside nightclub*
Taro: She's so pretty...
Gaara: She needs somebody to hold...
*Both boys look at each other and they both run inside*
To be continued...
