desperado by the eagles

"Desperado"

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late

Still Alive

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)

Whats up people lyrics

Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Hey, will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Humans
Hey, will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Humans

What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for anxiety (who falls down into the trap within grudges?)
What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for worry

Is the meaning to living boring? Is the meaning to living boring? Is the meaning to living boring? Humans
Is the meaning to living boring? Is the meaning to living boring? Is the meaning to living boring? Humans
Hey, will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Humans
Hey, will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Humans

What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for anxiety (who falls down into the trap within grudges?)
What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for worry

Hey hey! Human paean. Do humans worry when love escapes? x 4
Hey hey! Under the jurisdictions of humans, hey hey! There's the human feeling of worry
Hey hey! For us, under the jurisdictions of humans, there's an eternal human feeling of worry
Ah, humans

Civilizations fall I'll and become unstable
The future will be saved, White House
A warning to the entire world!!
Life that reforms within each and every thing

Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Hey, will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Humans
Hey, will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Will you shockingly anger me? Humans

What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for anxiety (who falls down into the trap within grudges?)
What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for worry

Hey hey! Human paean. Do humans worry when love escapes? x 4
Hey hey! Under the jurisdictions of humans, HEY HEY! There's the human feeling of worry
Hey hey! For us, under the jurisdictions of humans, there are screaming characteristics under the eternal jurisdictions of humans
Prejudiced and treacherous humans are shit; start moving, I'll Fight

From the fangs of sadistic punishment, I will chop up the existence of my natural enemies
From the greed of the typical near future, in a nation that can't change
Let's slander the war debate amongst idiots
Let's slander the war debate amongst idiots

Hey hey! Human Suxxx!! Ah, humans Human Fuxxx!!

What's up, people?!!

What this world is about

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The ultimate showdown

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
this is The Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny.