Maria Auditore: I meat beside V*ginas...
Ezio: MOTHER!

Uncle: It's a me- Mario!
Ezio: Uncle Mario?
Uncle Mario: It's been to long nipote.

Rosas: Why so serius?

Rebecca: Bonfire of Vanities? I love this book...
Shaun: Rebecca, adults talking.

Shaun: Hello Desmond! Go away.

Desmond: So how's this (Animus 2.0) works? Of course...(after seen the giant needle)
Rebecca: Deep breath.
Desmond: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Shaun: What are you? A tiny child?