“Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.”
“I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.” [me: ~(-.-)~]
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
“You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”
“We boil at different degrees"