Tamaki: Forget this pool! We'll go this way! (They see crocodiles)
Hikaru & Kaoru: They're over here, too!
Haruhi: And here! Why are there crocodiles?
Kyouya: That pool over there is one for tropical animals, but I guess breeding crocodiles was dangerous after all
Hitachiin Twins: The club is lucky to have to boys with homosexual tendencies. Even better if the two struggle between a friendship and a romance. And since we're brothers, the taboo is that much greater. And besides, what girl hasn't fantasized about having two loves? [Me: WHAT?!?]
Hikaru Hitachiin: Haruhi, I want some.
[bites off cookie from Haru's mouth]
Kaoru Hitachiin: And you have some crumbs on your cheek.
[licks off crumbs]
Tamaki Suou: You aren't reacting at all! Why aren't you reacting?
[grabs Haru's face]
Haruhi Fujioka: You know, sempai, this could be considered sexual harrassment.
Tamaki Suou: THIS is sexual harrassment? They licked you like dogs! If what I do is sexual harrassment, they should be arrested!
Tamaki Suou: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
Hikaru Hitachiin: 'Mom' being?
Kyouya Ohtori: Position-wise... probably me
Kyouya Ohtori: For special reasons, Haruhi has to conceal her gender.
