funny

yesterday i went over to my girl friends house.
when we were playing soccer i slipped and fell in dog poo... well since it was only her and her mom living there and i needed new pants... i had to wear a pair of my girlfriends pants while her mom washed mine. comfy they were except for when i stood up they got tight around the... yeah also i needed a belt... >< she feels fat because only people who are anorexic are skinnier than me.>> atleast now i can say truthfully that i have gotten in her pants

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