Yeah, I'm bored outta my mind -w-
1. What is your name? Classified XP PM me if you wanna know it.....and I might decide to give it to you :/
-A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.
-the name ~~~~~ is usualy given to one who happens to be exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner. ~~~~~s happen to be very good at making the opposite sex rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a ~~~~~ ORLY URBAN DICTIONARY
-An absolutetly gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.
2. How old are you?
~14~
.....I'm not posting the definitons B(
3. What is one of your friends’ names?
~Jasper~
-The name of an amazing guy who does anything for his woman.. However, he is "the coolest fucking person alive". He also likes his women thick (not fat) and he loves girls that are Italian, Polish, and Black. He is the nicest, most friendliest, caring guy you will ever meet.
- The constipated vampire from Twilight.
4. What should you be doing?
~homework...~Yeah, they gave us homework on WINTER BREAK.
-Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.
-homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.
5. What is your favourite colour?
~......Blue? :D ~
-The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
-The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
Well, if that isn't the truth -w-
6. Where were you born?
~Illinois~
-A state that feels more like a large city surrounded by farmland. Most people who live in this state feel that it is divided into two areas--Chicago and Downstate. Although the official state capital is Springfield, just about everything gets done in Chicago. In fact, some out-of-staters actually believe that the capital of Illinois is Chicago. Because of this, and many other things, most "downstaters" resent everything and everyone from Chicago.
Visitor: Where are you from?
Illinois Guy: I'm from Peoria, Illinois.
Visitor: Where's that? Near Chicago?
Illinois Guy: No, it's about 50 miles west of Bloomington.
Visitor: Where's Bloomington?
Illinois Guy: Oh, forget it. It's near Chicago.
-The proper name of a very nice State, which is usually mis-pronounced as "ill-in-noise." It's actuall pronunciation is "ill-in-oy." People who mispronounce it in the presence of someone from that great State are usually in for a verbal and/or physical smack-down.
Yeah, that's right. PRONOUNCE IT THE RIGHT WAY ╬W╬
7. What month were you born in?
~April~
1. A left-leaning, cultured, intelligent, down-to-earth chic that has tons of friends throughout the world. She's a lover of cinema and ethnic cuisines, has a witty sense of humor and is a great person to get advice from. She's the friend that is always there if you need her. She's also fantastic in the sack.
2.the month were the sexiest bitches are born
8. What day were you born on?
~A Monday~
-The reason Sundays suck.
-The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
9. Who was the last person you talked to?
~Lindsay~
-a girl who is hotter than the flames of hell, the marvelous and mysterious temptress from the land of eternal joy
-a girl who is smarter than albert einstein but as gorgeous as helen of troy (you know the one whose beauty started the epic war)
-this girl is in NO way affiliated with Lindsay Lohan. Lohan simply stole this girl's name.
10. What is one of your nicknames?
~Vampire~ Some guys were retards last year, and decided to start calling me a vampire. It was pretty funny :P
1: One whom drinks the blood of others, be it animal or human. Not to be confused with cannibalism or sarcophagy as no tissue is consumed.
2: Term describing Vlad Tapish, or Vlad the Impaler (1431-1476) and Erzebet (Elizabeth) Bathory (1560 -1614), the Bloody Countess of Csejthe: both notable historicaly for the consumption of blood. Dracula is a name based off the Order of the Dragon, or Order of Dracul, which Bram Stoker used as his vampiric character based loosely on Vlad the Impaler.
-Something that does not sparkle.
-a great subculture and ledgend on the verge on ruin due to the popular mainstream phenomon known as 'Twilight'
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OMAIGOSH, THIS TAG WAS SO. FREAKING. FUN XDDDDDD Urban Dictionary is insane and hilarious, so I tag all the people who end up seeing this thing :P
