>Look at desktop on computer
>"WHY ISN'T IT CHANGING?"D8
>Change that, see something move from corner of eye
>Find out that thing was a baby centipede
>Flip out and run away from desk
>Be paranoid for a minute
>Remember somehing
>Stroll down the hall and rock out to a Beatles song while brushing teeth.
>Type all this from an iPod.

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