I haven't had a very exciting life lately. My main excitment for the day was watching Beauty and the Beast for the first time in my life. It was pretty good, but when I'm tired and bored, I tend to see every little flaw there is in something. This is pretty much how it went down:
How the heck did a small girl like her get a large man like that onto a fat horse?
[a while later]
Y'know... He kinda reminds me of a pedophile. LOOK LOOK! On his ceiling there is a bunch of naked babies!
[a while later again]
This movie is so predictabl- Hey! Don't turn around when your fighting someone! You'll get stab- And you just got stabbed.
...
I AM SO CYNICAL.
P.s. I am saying all this to my mom. I'm not a creeper that talks to them self constantly.