I would so do this. I absolutely HATE sas-gay.take that emo bastard
2. Ask WHY his hair looks like a chicken’s ass(it does)
3. Ask if he thinks anyone really believes that it’s natural(I don't)
4. Show him ItaSasu(gross)
5. Tape him destroying your computer because of it(You owe me more $200)
6. Sue him for it(I'll get that money)
7. Do a REALLY crappy Sharingan imitation(I'll copy you)
8. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a Pokemon ball(there are others)
9. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a ping pong paddle(there are others)
10. Sing “Sasuke and Naruto sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”(I do not approve, Naruto isn't gay.)
11. If he protests, show him the episode where they DO kiss(No comment on sas-gay though)
12. Ask if he’s sad because his brother is stronger, sexier, NICER, and all around better than he is(Itachi is better)
13. Whenever he walks into a room, play the “Emo Kid” song(hehe)
14. Ask if he cuts himself under the bandages on his arm(probably does)
15. If he shows you his arm, claim the only reason there aren’t cutting scars is because he uses genjutsu(got him there)
16. Give his fangirls the key to his house(stupid girls)
17. Spike all his food with Viagra(haha)
18. Tell him Sakura’s pregnant with his baby(no comment)
19. Tell him NARUTO is pregnant with his baby(WTFH)
20. Ask why he agreed to be Orochimaru’s sex toy(He did)
21. If he tells you he is NOT a sex toy, play all the clips where Oro says “I want Sasuke’s body”(I lost cont of how many times he said that)
22. Call his curse mark the “Super Special Love Hickey of DOOM!”(No comment)
23. Buy a bunch of Itachi plushies(okay)
24. Hide them all over his house(he'll be finding them for years)
25. Put posters on his wall of Kakashi in very sexy positions(WTH)
26. Dump Ramen on his head(snickers)
27. Blame Naruto(why)
28. Paint his house pink(hahahahaha)
29. Knock him out with tranquilizers(I suggest the darts)
30. Give him extensions so he’ll look like Itachi(Itachi looks better)
31. Draw lines under his eyes when he’s asleep(hehe)
32. Leave messages on his phone like “OMG SASUKE!!! I LOOOOOOVE YOU!”(I so do not love him, but it would make him go insane)
33. Tell him he’s currently the most hated Naruto character. Ever.(wish it were true)
34. Ask why he won’t just admit he’s gay(he so is)
35. Set him up on a blind date(okay)
36. With NARUTO(don't torcher Naruto)
37. Tye-dye his clothes(pretty, bright colors)
38. Replace his shoes with hooker boots(take that)
39. Whenever he looks at you, burst into tears(I would)
40. When he starts avoiding you because of this, burst into tears(WTF)
41. Build a shrine to Itachi in his room(run away)
42. Buy a shirt that says “SasuNaru Forever!”(sick)
43. Wear it every day(why)
44. Give him one too(okay that would be funny)
45. Ask if the fact that he can spit fire comes from his bad breath(stinky)
46. Tell him he needs to learn how to accessorize and that Itachi would be happy to teach him()
47. Tell Kakashi he needs “the talk” given to him(not much there)
48. Tell GAI he needs “the talk” given to him(priceless)
50. Dress up as Deidara’s ghost and haunt him(Deidei)
1. Ask him why he looks like an ugly chick when he goes 2nd cursemark(he really does)
2. Give love notes to Sakura, Ino and Karin saying they’re from him(catfight)
4. Ask him why his hair looks like a decapitated crow glued to his head(funniest description yet)
5. Throw pigeon feed at his head(eat it bitch)
6. Make birdcalls around him.(birdy)
7. When he turns around to yell tell him Big Bird wants his phone number(okay that's weird)
9. Have a random dog lick his feet when he’s sleep(poor dog)
10. He’ll wake up screaming, thinking it’s Orochimaru(well can't say he won't)
11. Make fun of him because the last syllable of his name sounds like ‘gay’(sas-gay)
14. Ask him if Sai’s his half brother(look alikes, Sai's better)
21. Ask him why he has such obnoxious fangirls in the Anime(okay)
22. Introduce him to any obnoxious fangirls in other Anime and at Cosplay Conventions(evil laugh)
23. Stuff cookies down his throat and force him to like sweets(wahaha)
26. Ask him if he liked kissing Naruto(probably did)
27. Give him a makeover in his sleep(could get you killed, do it anyway)
28. For said makeover use either Sharpie or clown makeup(pink Sharpie is a bonus)
29. Replace his clothes with Sakura’s clothes(make sure everyone sees the result)
30. Sell his stuff on eBay and get rich of his fangirls’ obsession(yay money)
33. Fill his room with birds and watch as they shit on his stuff(I'm not going in there)
34. Tell him he’s the ultimate uke(He is)
35. When he doesn’t believe you show him the 20+ Naruto Yaoi couples including him(my point exactly)
36. Make sure most of the pics are OroSasu or ItaSasu(please don't involve Itachi to much)
37. Watch him faint and foam at the mouth(post pictures of this on the internet please)
38. Shout and point at him, hoping it’ll get the attention of rabid fangirls(they'll glomp him)
39. During his fight with Deidara have a broken record player near(hope he gos suicidal)
40. Have said record player play and repeat the quote ‘SasuDei forever ~!’(sorry Deidei)
41. Ask him why he’s such an asstard(he is)
43. When he cries after killing Itachi, yell ‘We told you, you bastard!’ while beating him with a random fish(hit him hard please)
44. Make sure the fish is Kisame(run away from Kisame)
45. Have Tobi tell him he’s a pretty girl(girly)
46. Make Tobi walk up to him and say ‘Sasuke, I am your father!’(starwars anyone)
47. Watch him spazz(haha take that)
48. When he’s sad, give him a knife and steer him towards the nearest corner(emo)
49. Tell him it helps a lot after finding out all you know is a lie(how helpful)
50. Have random kitties attack his head(go kitties)
1. Hide a collection of Itachi plushies in random places around his house- In his bathtub, in his bed, behind his door, in his closet, in his cabinets...(he'll find them even more)
2. When he's asleep, poke him repeatedly until he wakes up, and make sure you're sitting about two inches away from his face.(poke)
3. Smash a pie in his face and run like hell.(run!!!)
7. Leave little sticky notes all over his house. Love notes, hate notes, gentle reminders of all the times Naruto pwned him...You know, stuff like that.(good luck)
8. Find his diary, and photocopy each page. Give the copies to Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and anyone else you happen to see while you're running for your life from the angry emo-duck-head. (Alternative: Find his diary, and read it as loudly as you can in a public place. Make sure lots of people are around to hear you.)(run very fast)
9. Dye ANYTHING he owns a lovely shade of hot pink.(eat that sas-gay)
10. Mess with his computer and leave open as many SasuNaru fanfics/pictures/ect. as you can find. Also, save them in random locations on his computer so that he continually finds them after he thinks he's deleted them all. Bonus points if Naruto finds them.(Wait what if he likes yoli)
11. Give all his fangirls you can find invitations to a slumber party at his house. When they run screaming into his house, lock the doors. Then run.(just lock them in his room)
12. Put a tape player in each room of his house, and make them all play Barbie Girl at full volume. Not only will the sound blast out his ears, and the song embarass him to no end, but it also will take him a while to find and turn off all the tape players. >D(take that)
13. Leave decapitated/mangled/burnt/otherwise destroyed plushies of him all over his house. (Bonus if you make them bloody with ketchup or something.) Then, pin a note saying "You're Next" on his door with a knife.(that will tech you)
15. Throw an apple at him. Pretend like you have no idea where it came from. If he turns around again, throw another. If he yells at you and insists you did throw it, cry.(eat it!!)
16. Read Icha Icha Paradise out loud to him. Bonus points if you do it while he's trying to sleep.(I'd just ask Kakashi to read it)
1. Wake him up by honking an air horn in his ears(you like the noise)
Sorry that's all I'm posting. the random comments at the ends were fun.
Hita