19. Scream "NEJJIIII, I LOVE YOOOOU!" and hug him to death.
20. Call him pretty boy.
21. Draw mustaches on every photograph in his house. And then tell everyone Neji did it.
22. Tie knots in his hair while he's sleeping. Watch him try desperately to untie them for a while, and then give him the helpful suggestion of simply cutting his hair. Insist he follows your advice.
23. Paint his nails in rainbow colors. Make sure to take pictures, too.
24. Follow him around all day singing "I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie woooorld!" When he comments on this, tell him it's his new theme song.
25. Ask him how his relationship with Sakura is going. When Tenten can hear you.
26. Swoon and tell him how very pretty he is. Continue praising his beautiful, girly hair until he hurts you.
27. Sneak up behind him and scream "HI, NEJI!" Then run away very fast and hide. A few minutes later, do it again.
28. Say his name over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and....
29. Make a lovely collage out of embarrassing pictures of him when he was little. Then give it to Gai. (Think about it, what would happen if Gai had that? "Neji, how YOUTHFUL! I must show this wonderful creation to EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE!")
30. Ask if you can braid his hair. If he says no, braid it anyway.
31. Set his alarm for exactly midnight, and then hide it waaay under his bed or in the back of the closet (With nothing to muffle it, of course!) so he has to get up and search for it to turn it off.
32. Find every bottle of conditioner, shampoo, hair gel, ect. that he owns and mix it all together. Then, dump it all over his room.
33. Tell him Tenten is pregnant. Wonder loudly to yourself if it was Neji...or Lee.
34. Ask him if his byakugan is real, or if he just wears contacts.
35. Give him new wallpaper made of posters of Gai and Lee.
36. Make faces at him. When he says something about it, say, "Wait, WHAT? You mean...You're not blind?"
37. Give him an extremely long list of all the reasons the Main Branch is better.
38. Ask him how his ballet lessons have been going.
39. Ask him how his father is, and then say "Oh, right, I forgot- YOU DON'T HAVE ONE." ...Hug him if that makes him cry. D=
40. Tell him you don't believe in fate. When he tries to start a debate over it, slap him in the face and run for your life.
Sas-gay
1. Hide a collection of Itachi plushies in random places around his house- In his bathtub, in his bed, behind his door, in his closet, in his cabinets...
2. When he's asleep, poke him repeatedly until he wakes up, and make sure you're sitting about two inches away from his face. Scream, "HI SASUKE!" when he wakes up.
3. Smash a pie in his face and run like hell.
4. Leave messages on his phone saying things like "OMGOMGOMG SASUUUU, I FOUND YOUR NUMBER!! OMG!!! I LOVE YOOOU!!!"
5. Dump a bowl of hot ramen on his head. Blame Naruto.
6. Replace his clothes with Akatsuki robes so he can look just like his favorite brother.
7. Leave little sticky notes all over his house. Love notes, hate notes, gentle reminders of all the times Naruto pwned him...You know, stuff like that.
8. Find his diary, and photocopy each page. Give the copies to Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and anyone else you happen to see while you're running for your life from the angry emo-duck-head. (Alternative: Find his diary, and read it as loudly as you can in a public place. Make sure lots of people are around to hear you.)
9. Dye ANYTHING he owns a lovely shade of hot pink.
10. Mess with his computer and leave open as many SasuNaru fanfics/pictures/ect. as you can find. Also, save them in random locations on his computer so that he continually finds them after he thinks he's deleted them all. Bonus points if Naruto finds them.
11. Give all his fangirls you can find invitations to a slumber party at his house. When they run screaming into his house, lock the doors. Then run.
12. Put a tape player in each room of his house, and make them all play Barbie Girl at full volume. Not only will the sound blast out his ears, and the song embarass him to no end, but it also will take him a while to find and turn off all the tape players. >D
13. Leave decapitated/mangled/burnt/otherwise destroyed plushies of him all over his house. (Bonus if you make them bloody with ketchup or something.) Then, pin a note saying "You're Next" on his door with a knife.
14. Follow him around, saying "Everyone out of the way! Make way for the Emo King!"
15. Throw an apple at him. Pretend like you have no idea where it came from. If he turns around again, throw another. If he yells at you and insists you did throw it, cry.
16. Read Icha Icha Paradise out loud to him. Bonus points if you do it while he's trying to sleep.
17. Say, "What?" after each word he says.
18. When he's asleep, shave his head and sell his hair on ebay.
19. Send Sakura and Ino love notes from him inviting them both on a date. Better yet, invite Naruto.
20. Draw little hearts all over the walls in his house.
21. Whenever he makes a mistake, say, "Foolish little brother. Why are you so weak?"
22. Put a pink, heart-covered "WELCOME HOME SASUKE" banner over his door. For no reason whatsoever.
23. Constantly remind him that Itachi is so much cooler/stronger/hotter/ect. than he is.
24. Leave snakes (Or snake plushies, whichever you can get) all over his house. Or better yet, leave weasles.
25. Get a bunch of pictures of Naruto, and draw little hearts and write things like "My love~" all over them. Tape them all over Sasuke's room. And take pictures. And give them to Naruto.
26. Dress up like him and follow him around, mimicking his every move.
27. Hide eggs in random places around his house. If he finds them, he'll just be very confused. But if he doesn't find them...Eggs have to rot eventually.
28. When he's watching TV, change the channel every five seconds saying, "I hate this show." no matter what show it is. Unless you find something like Dora the Explorer, Barney, ect. Then, scream whenever he tries to change it, and don't stop screaming until he changes it back.
29. Hide a camera in his bathroom. Sell said camera to his fangirls after a week or so.
30. Constantly remind him exactly how he got that curse mark.
31. Say, "Wow, Sasuke! I never knew you felt that way about Sakura!" And make sure she's in earshot. Try it with Ino, too. And any other girls...or guys...you happen to be around.
32. Invite each member of a Sasuke Fanclub to dates with Sasuke one at a time. When you run out of fangirls (That might take a while) find a new fanclub and start the whoooole process over again. >3 Unless Sasuke dies first. Or kills you. Either way.
33. Draw Itachi-face-lines on his face while he's sleeping, and cut off the duck portion of his hair. When he wakes up, comment on how much he's starting to look like his brother.
34. Hold his hand, hug him, and squeal about how proud you are to be his girlfriend. If you're a guy, bribe Sakura into it. =D
35. Ask why he wants to kill Itachi. When he tells you, be quiet for a minute. Then ask again.
36. Say, "SASU-NARU FOREVER!" at random moments. Preferably when Naruto's around to hear you.
37. Tell him his shoes are untied. See if he looks. (Ninja shoes don't have laces. x3)
38. Repeat everything he says, but with the opposite meaning.
39. If you see Sasuke hiding from fangirls, tell him you'll help hide him. Then, lead him right to them.
40. Build an Itachi shrine in his room. The bigger and more difficult to destroy it is, the better.
Pein
1. when he is eating dinner, put a magnet under the tabke and watch his face slam into the table
2. make his favorite food, and tell him shadows get none
3. replace all the piercings in his bodies
4. ask him is that the reason he has six bodies is that his ego is too big for one.
5. Call him Yondaime
6. Ask if any other shadows can talk, or if he’s just magical
7. Tell him one of his bodies looks like a girl
8. State that one of his bodies is a girl!
9. Tell him it’s really lame how all his bodies have the same name, and that as an evil mastermind he should have more creativity.
10. Point out that his eyes look like targets.
12. Try to hit them with kunai
13. Tell him his god-complex is just lame and will get him killed
14. Show him Death Note as proof
15. Ask WHY he wants to even take over the world
16. Follow him around constantly
17. If he asks what you’re doing, say you’re playing “Follow the Leader”
18. Get Tobi to join
19. Ask who the hell came up with the cloak design anyway. I mean, it’s pretty damn obvious that they’re members of a “secret” organization with that uniform
20. Point out that it’s pretty obvious where the hideout is, considering the fact that it has a gateway that’s obviously been sealed with a boulder, and has a tag on it
21. Ask about his relationship with Konan
22. Switch around the piercings on his spare bodies when he’s asleep
23. Use his larger piercings as a mirror when you do your hair
24. Whenever he walks into a room, play “Pain"
25. Suggest he get a corset piercing
26. Point out that he’s pretty much running a dating service
27. Ask if his bodies ever get into fights
28. Buy him hoop or diamond earrings
29. Insist that he wear them
30. Tell him that he made Naruto sad by killing Jiraiya
31. When he says he doesn’t care, yell “What? He’s your son!”
32. For best results, do this in front of the whole Akatsuki
33. Point out that it must be really gross when he takes his piercings out, due to all the holes in his face
34. Tell him splitting his soul into six pieces is totally stealing Voldemort’s idea
35. As is using special powers to take over the world
36. Ask if he has some kind of nail polish fetish and that’s why he makes everyone wear it
37. laugh at random times of the day (Bonus during a meeting)
38. dump black paint on yourself then tell everyone that your him
Sasori
1. Hide all of his carving tools and tell him Deidara blew them up
2. Play the Barbie girl song in his presence for a whole day and watch him go insane
3. After #2, see if he starts to eventually follow along to the music.
4. Put big pink bows in all of his puppet’s hair and see if he screams
5. Blow up all his puppets and say it was Deidara’s idea.
6. Call his puppets dolls.
7. Then ask him “Don’t you think that you are really old to be playing with dolls.”
8. Make him wait forever on anything
9. On purpose mistake him for Gaara (because of the red hair)
10. Steal his spare puppet parts
11. Talk about Orochimaru in front of him (don’t forget about the tongue)
12. Play dress-up with his spare puppet body
13. Don’t forget the makeup
14. Stare at the rope thing he has in his stomach and when he looks at you scream “SNAKE”
15. Threaten him with a blow torch
16. When you shake his hand try to pull off his arm and run away with it “RUN AWAY”….. “YOU COME BACK HERE AND GIVE ME MY ARM!!!!”
17. After # 14, grab the rope and pull it with you around the hideout until you find Deidara then give to him to hold and watch the fun unroll as Sasori retracts the rope pulling Deidara with it.
18. After #17, take a picture of the result and run away before Sasori shots poison darts at you
19. Stare at him all day while grinning like a mad-man
20. Bleach his hair
21. Call him Pinocchio
22. Ask if he ever has problem with woodpeckers pecking at him
23. Try to knock off his head by throwing pillows at him and if it doesn’t work run away before he can poison you
24. Put Sasori and Deidara (after giving him lots of sugar) in the same room and lock it
25. Sneak up behind him when he is sitting down, then grab his shoulders and pull him back fast down to the floor and when looks up at you stick your tongue at him
26. Remind him that he is the shortest member in the whole organization(make sure to call him Shorty)
27. Call his all puppets ugly and that they are not art
28. Hide yourself in Hiruko and then pop out randomly
29. Replace all of his metal weapons with plastic ones
30. Replace the oil for his puppets with mud
Kabuto
1) Ask him if he is Orochimaru’s butler and if he has to scrub Orochimaru’s scaly back (ewwwwwww)
2) Steal his glasses and put them in the toilet
3) Ask him why he bleached his hair and to make him feel better (more like scream), dye his hair pink in his sleep
4) Put your hyper active dog in Kabuto’s room full of glass jars and watch as the jars drop like flies
5) Fill his entire bedroom and bathroom with stink bugs
6) When he is not looking fill his tub with bubble bath and electric eels
7) Knock him out with a full moon frying pan and then drag him into a room full of spiders
8) Stick one of Zetsu’s venus fly traps in his toilet
9) Shave his hair off in his sleep
10) Paralyze him, then cover him with honey and then tie him up into a tree and let all of the bugs plus animals have at him.
11) Super glue a clown nose to his face
12) Catch a bunch of red fire ants and then accidently spill them in his bed when he is sleeping
13) When he isn’t looking, stick a beef soup bouillon cube in his shower head
14) Replace his eye glass cleaner with clear super glue
15) Tie die all of his clothes rainbow colored
16) In his sleep super glue a D-cup bra to his chest
17) Set a bucket full of glitter on top of an open doorway and watch as he gets covered in it when he walks through. Then laugh at him saying “Well look at the pretty princess now!!”
18) Put a portable speaker (with the volume at its highest) underneath his pillow and when he is fast asleep, shout through it “WET WILLY”
19) Let all of his experiments loose
20) Set a bunch of angry hornets in his room and snicker while he screams from the stinging
21) Flush the toilet when he is taking a shower
22) Lock him a room with a very pissed off Hidan
23) Tape a lightning rod to his back and make him repair the roof during a lightning storm
24) Spill chocolate pudding onto his chair when he isn’t looking and let him sit in it
25) Give him an ice cream shake mixed with some choco-lax and laugh as he can’t leave the bathroom for a good two hours
26) Have Deidara make an explosive pen and then give to Kabuto as a present
27) Invite him to a party and then lead him into a room (which unknown to him is a wind tunnel). Once he is inside, lock the door and turn on the wind at full blast! (me: “CUE THE WATER!!!” Kabuto: 0_0 “Oh crap”)
28) Shock him with static electricity every 30 seconds
29) Pinch his cheeks and tell him how cute he is
30) Switch his bottles of poison with bottles of girly perfume
Orochimaru
1) In his sleep, give him a bowl haircut like lee’s
2) After #1, then the next day shave all of his hair off (Orochimaru: “Not my precious hair!!!”)
3) Replace his shampoo with dog poop (fresh from the front lawn)
4) Put a bunch of fire ants in his underwear
5) Call him by the nickname of “Drag Queen of the century” in his presence
6) Shout out calling him a child molester. When tries to deny it, shout “Then what do you call that!!”*points to Sasuke’s outfit*
7) Sneak a bunch of cockroaches into his bed
8) When he is away from his lair, flood his entire bedroom with dirty and smelly pond water
9) Serve him eyeball soup for dinner
10) Replace his eye makeup with colored krazy glue
11) Trap him in a room full of blood sucking mosquitoes
12) Put poison ivy oil in his lotion
13) Set his alarm clock for 2 in the morning and ultra high volume
14) Pour some skunk oil in an empty perfume bottle and give it to him as a present
15) Lock him in a broom closet full of angry mongooses (or weasels)
16) Dye his hair blonde when he is sleeping
17) After dying his hair, dye his eyebrows pink then video tape his reaction when he sees it
18) Replace all of his real snakes with plastic ones
19) Replace his shampoo with honey then set a bunch of bees after him
20) Spread a lot of dirt and rocks around his bedroom and when he asks why you did it, say “I thought snakes like the dirt”
21) Fill up his swimming pool with gooey syrup
22) Ask him if he is a girl over and over again for 2 hours
23) Label him as the Michael Jackson of the Naruto world
24) Lock him in a tanning bed and see if he gets a tan or major sunburn
25) Make him go on an all vegetable diet
26) Cover all the bathroom floors in his lair with oil
27) Steal all of the food in the lair and replace them with wax duplicates
28) When he is away, decorate the whole lair with flowers
29) Super glue all of his weapons to a wall and watch as he struggles to pull them off
30) When is about to get out ( throw up his sword) scream “ EWWW HAIRBALL! RUN FOR IT!!”
Madara
1) If he sleeps with his mask on, pour pudding into his eye hole
2) Shave his head when he is asleep
3) Replace all of his cloths with everything pink
4) Have Deidara put lots of exploding spiders in all his underwear (Deidara: I thought you would never ask!!:evillaugh:)
5) Repeatly call him an grumpy old man when he tries to have an important conversion
6) “Accidently” release the three-tailed biji and have it chase him (Tobi: AHHHH help Deidara-sempai!! Deidara: Not on your life!! *sits back and watches while eating popcorn*)
7) Burn all of his cloths when he is taking a shower but leave a loin cloth (Konan and Pein: PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHS ON!! Madara: *Pissed off*)
8) Fill his sandals with whip cream
9) Before giving him his dinner, put in the most spiciest foods in it and hide all the water. Then give it to him and watch the fireworks!!
10) Dye his hair hot pink when he is asleep and videotape his reaction
11) Give him a cane(with a horn) for his birthday while calling him an old fart
12) Put one of Deidara’s bombs in his bathroom toilet (Deidara smirks evilly)
13) Call him cute names like “Cupcake” every 2 minutes
14) Pour a gallon of hot caramel on his head when he isn’t paying attention. When he yells at you about why you did it say “I thought it would go well with that lollypop face of yours”
15) Replace all of his weapons with fairy wands
16) Wire the door knob of his room with electricity and have fun watching him get a shock every time he touches it
17) Sneak Poison Ivy into his underwear
18) Replace his toothpaste with cold kitchen grease
19) Bleach all of his black clothes than dye them pink
20) Handcuff his hands behind his back and put two layers of super glued duck tape over his mouth
21) Disable his Sharingan and lock him in a room full of scared rapid rabbits
22) After #21, after he gets out of there, lock him in another room full of angry weasels (Me: That’s for Itachi!)
23) Pull his pants down in the middle of an important meeting
24) Use his mask for target practice for throwing mud
25) Stick a bunch of ice cubes down his back when he is not looking
26) Evil laugh everytime he tries to say something important
27) Wake him up military style( trumpet) in his ear in the middle of the night
28) Set a pile chocolate pudding onto his chair and wait for him to sit down in it
29) Pull back his mask like a rubber band and then let it go, snapping it back to his face
30) Put pie cream onto his hand while he is sleeps, then tickle his nose with a feather and watch as he slaps his face with the cream
Sas-gay
1.) Wake him up by honking an air horn in his ears