The Decima walked down his corridors and headed toward his room. He contemplated the recent events involving this "thief" that had been creating moderate chaos around Hueco Mundo.
"Sonnuva b****. So I go to leave to the Human World for a few days to grab some grub, and what do I come back to? S***'s been going down. How the hell did my zanpakuto get stolen...? Pretty sure didn't leave the damn thing behind...Aizen's pissed at that. But more importantly... DID THIS M****F****** STEAL MY FORK???!?! It was my favorite eating fork."
Upon realizing his beloved fork was gone, Yammy Riyalo sat down on his bed and let out a sigh, reading the slip of paper with a riddle on it.
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beast, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountains down.
"Tsk. The answer is 'Time.' If this thief thinks he's smart, he ain't pullin' nothing over me. If ever I get my hands on him, I'll pop his head like a pimple, and feed the rest of him to *Taco." (*Taco is Yammy's dog. He does have a dog. Read the stinkin' manga, people.)
He crumbled the slip of paper and lied down in his bed for a 2-day nap, because that's what he does. Eats and sleeps. (This makes him stronger. haha)
Tacoooooo