"You cannot see or hear me
Yet many people fear me.
I can kill the strongest lion
In its lair
Thin your flesh
And make your bones appear.
And though you’re your cupboard
Be almost bare
Find what’er you can share
So that I may not come near.
This is my prayer."
Agitated, Yammy threw down the slip of paper that contained his next clue to finding his fork sword.
"This is ridiculous. What the hell am I supposed to do with this?? This riddle's supposed to tell me where my fork zanpakutou is.... Grrrr - I've been wandering our Las Noches for days straight!! I haven't even eaten anything for, what, 2 hours?!? 2 HOURS!!! My pocket stash is out now..."
He raised he fists as if he were to shoot more balas around the premises when suddenly his stomach growled loudly, reverberating off the walls. Lord Aizen probably heard that back in his throne room. Due to his hunger, he let out a sight of dismay, his arms flopping down to his sides.
"Ch... Forget this. I'm going back to my room. Let's go, Taco."
A few hours later, he found himself back in familiar corridors. He took in a deep breath, relieved to be back home. "Ah, the familiar sights and smells of home." ((Think of Shrek when you think of Yammy.))
He went to take care of Taco's food dish and water bowl, of which he noticed had been knocked over. "Hmm...." Yammy then went to his fridge to grab whatever was in there to satiate his belly. Not much was in there but a bowl of pudding with a utensil jabbed in it. "This'll have to do until I go back to the Human world..."
He lumbered along to his bed and lay down on his back with a bowl of pudding laying on his stomach. "Where the hell is my sword...?" He took a few bites of his pudding. Chocolate. His favorite. "Wait a sec...this is fresh pudding...," he mused to himself since he normally didn't cook himself. Another thing he noticed - it was a spoon he was using, it was his beloved FORK!!!!! (His beloved fork says "Yammy 10" on it.)
"HOLY SHIZNIT!!!! MY FOOOOOOORRRK!!!" He jumped to his feet and did a happy dance. "At least this day turned out all right." He smiled to himself. But then, it suddenly dawned on him, "Hmm... If my fork was in my fridge, then maybe...the answer to the riddle is... HUNGER?!"
He rushed back to his kitchen and jerked open the fridge door. To his surprise, there rested his zanpakuto. "SONUVVA..." He didn't even notice his sword was in the fridge the first time around. "HAHAAAA!!! I GOT MY SWORD BACK TOOOO!!! BASTARD THOUGHT HE COULD PLAY HIS DAMN RIDDLES WITH ME!! Pfft, seems I'm just a natural at this stuff."
Yammy was happy. He found his fork AND his sword. Sitting on his bed, he resumed eating his pudding. "...This pudding's hard to eat with a fork... I'm going to have to 'borrow' a spoon from Nnoitra...hehehehe"
~FIN~
