Hello and welcome to my WORLD~ My name is Yoji and it is a pleasure to meet you. This is my Life world, the place where Ill write about the various events and happenings that take place during my everyday life. From the strange to the daring, if it happens to me it's probably going to end up on here.

About Me~

I'm a twenty-one year old guy from jolly old England. I moved to the state of Texas when I was sixteen and lived there for a good five and a half years before moving back to the UK. In my spare time I like to read, fence and generally goof off. My star sign is Capricorn and I was born in the year of the snake. My favorite fruit food is the strawberry and I'm more of a manga fan than an anime fan. Well, I like books in general~

And that's that, for now. If you want to learn more then you're gonna have to read or talk to me~

Enjoy your visit~

Mission Accomplished!

I finished my Christmas shopping today. Went to Fire Wheel and got the stepdad a glass boot to drink beer out of from Spencers. Das boot! Sherry got Homer some dancing boobs from the same store for his Christmas gift. Das boobs! The girl who worked there/was helping us out held the box so the boobs were visible in a comical way. It's nice to see others who value the aesthetics of comedy.

We went to WalMart after I finished limping around Fire Wheel. I got Homer some socks and Sherry a whisk and a small slap chop for her compact Mexican marijuana. She smokes that crap outside so ill tolerate it/buy her something comical and useful at the same time.

Oh, I was limping/am limping because I pulled my right knee last night. It should heal in a couple of days. But until that happens, ill be walking like a pirate.

Attractive scene guys were everywhere today. I couldn't limp three feet without bumping into one! There were four, maybe five of 'em all at the self checkout behind the one I was at in WalMart, all of various heights, all incredibly attractive. Looked like a live action version of that Host Club anime thing, only with scene guys. They even had a little one with a cat ear hat on. Oh, if only some extremists would have attacked that store! I can't dance worth shit but I can kick ass like a pro. Surely thwarting a hostile takeover would have earned me their phone numbers...

What? <.< A guy can dream, can't he?

Yoji~

No More Turkey.

I overslept on Thanksgiving day. I was going to cook but, due to the number of eggs the stepdad's girlfriend used making deviled eggs, lacked the necessary ingredients to make Yorkshire puddings.

I tried pumpkin pie for the first time and it was good~ Also tried deviled eggs for the first time, those were not so good. Overall, I overeat, but not extremely so. I got a medium plate full and a small plait to try the broccoli and rice casserole. I eat mostly vegetables so I avoided getting fat! I did, however, have a bit of a sugar crash from all that pie.

The turkey lasted us two days. Quite frankly, we were getting a little sick of it by that point.

Lake 3.

It's surprisingly mild down here considering the time of year.

Yoji~

Stolen Things and Such.

I went shopping today, got the little one his birthday and Christmas presents. He'll get a pack of 20 dinosaurs for his birthday and a Buzz Lightyear for Christmas. I also did the thanksgiving shopping, too. Got a 22lbs turkey and a hell of a lot of green beans and mushroom soup. However, while getting the toys, the stepgrandfather and the stepdad's girlfriend wondered off somewhere. I spent half an hour looking for 'em before they wondered to the cashier aisles. Well, I spent ten minuets looking for 'em and twenty people watching. All the while this bastard was telling me to take a hat and strip for cash via text messages.

I ended up doing a load of laundry when we got back. Well, two loads. I also did quite a bit of stretching, too. Overall not a bad day.

Oh, I stole this from Karasu. Figured it would kill some time.

GRADE IN LIFE
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[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[/] You love your family.
[ ] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.

T 0 T A L: 4

[x] You dress the way you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies.

T 0 T A L: 10

[ ] You get allowance/loan.
[x] You collect something normal. (Bandannas and swords)
[x] You look forward to going to college.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else. (I wish I had longer hair, but that's about it.)
[x] You play a sport. (Rugby when I was younger.)
[x] You want to do something after school/college

T 0 T A L: 15

[ ] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). (One is dead, the other is unknown)
[ ] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life. (Spanish is a bitch.)
[x] You have friends.
[ ] You've never had a detention

T O T A L: 17

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You are happy with your life. (Always strive for the impossible.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies

T O T A L: 21

Total over all:

times it by 3 = 63

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

Looks like I get a D in life. o.o

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Hello, my name is: Yoji~ (Real name Tony

Are your parents over the age of 40?: They're both dead?

Do you have siblings over the age of 21? :Nope, I'm the oldest.

What is your favorite kind of weather?: Warm.

What are you looking forward to in the next 5 days?: Turkey day.

Are you happy with your life?: Not really. I need to get out more.

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?: Once or twice.

Do you like hugs?: Only if I trust the person enough.

Are you a loud person?: Nope. Silent and mysterious are my style.

Are you ... ready to get out of ... this town?: Yep.

When was ... the last time you went shopping?: Today. What's with all the effing dots?

Are you wearing any jewelry?: Not right now. I have a wrist strap/bracelet I wear occasionally. Has the union jack on it. Wouldn't mind a necklace, though.

What did you eat today?: Cereal, a burger on toast and some BBQ pork with rice and corn.

Do you sleep with a teddy bear?: Not recently. I had a hell of a lot of animals when I was a kid, though. Some Digimon, too.

What are you doing tomorrow?: Preparation for Thursday?

What are you doing right now?: Killing time.

Is there anyone that you wish was out of your life?: Maybe.

How old do you want to be when you have kids?: In my thirties. Hopefully get a surrogate.

Last time you ate cereal?: This morning.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?: No piercings. No tattoos yet.

Did you kiss anyone today?: Nope.

Whens the last time you fell or ran into something?: It was so long ago that I don't remember. I have a good sense of direction/placement?

Are you listening to music right now?: High Life by Daft Punk. Addictive.

What makes you mad?: Stupidity, people who preach far too much, those who complain but do nothing to solve their problems, those cowards who fight a single person while in a gang, and, most of all, those assholes that cut off people's heads slowly.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?: I like my eyes as they are, dark brown.

Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?: Never.

How did you get your last bruise?: The sis gave me a small black eye accidentally about three years ago. She called me the f*g word so I grabbed her leg, pulled her off the couch, and told her to apologies. I would bang her leg against a coffee table whenever she said no. This lasted a goof half hour before she gave in and said she was sorry. Then I told her to say she was "poopie" just to mess with her. She nearly pissed herself laughing, tripped me up in her giggle spasm and elbowed me in the left eye. She then spent ten minuets holding out on another apology.

Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?: Either/or.

Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?: Pth, yeah.

Do you get along with guys or girls better?: Both about the same.

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?: Might have?

Where will you be in an hour? Bathroom, brushing my teeth before shaving/showering.

What was the WORST thing that happened to you today?: Eye candy caught me in the act of taking a look. He was cute, though.

Who was the last person you were under a blanket with?: Hell if I remember.

Has anyone ever told you that you have really pretty eyes?: Hell if I remember?

How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?: None.

Who was the last person's voice you heard?: Stepdad's asking me something unimportant.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?: Never passed out, even after a hard blow to the head.

Do you currently have feelings for anybody?: Not really?

What color are your eyes?: Dark brown.

Do you think you've changed over the past year?: Yep. I've gotten better.

Would you rather not eat or not sleep?: If I never looked bad/was exhausted due to lack of sleep then not sleep.

What were you doing 20 minutes ago?: Eating.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?: No, but I am now... It seems like a bad idea.

Are you good at giving directions?: Yep.

Has anyone told you they missed you lately?: Nope.

Do you drink hot tea?: Only when it's cold.

Do you miss anyone?: Nope.

Have you thought about an ex today?: Nope.

Do you think a lot of people don't like you?: Don't really care.

Are you waiting for something?: Not really.

Money or love?: Money?

Would you date someone who lived in another state?: I might.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?: When the police knocked on the door in the middle of the night because the stepdad got drunk and hit someone's car. It was the second such accident in less than a month.

What are you looking forward to this month?: Turkey day. :D

Can you run in heels?: Yep.

Are you tired?: Nope.

Are you good at giving advice?: Yep.

Do you believe you have common sense: Yep.

Who was the last person to sleep in your bed?: Me.

How do you feel about long-distance relationships?: They rarely work.

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?: Nope.

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?: Not recently.

Was this month a good one?: *Shrugs.* Could have been worse.

What are you listening to at the moment?: Jonathan Coulton.

How are you feeling?: Bored.

When will your next kiss take place?: Hell if I know.

Will this weekend be a fun one?: Might be.

Have you ever gone out with a football player?: Nope.

Who were you with at 12:00AM last night?: Myself.

If you're sleeping and someone calls you what do you do?: Answer the phone, call 'em a knob for waking me up, ask 'em if it's important and hang up if it isn't.

Ever receive a really long apology?: Never.

Who did you hug last?: Hell if I know.

Ready for winter to come?: Yep.

If you could move out of the house right now would you?: Maybe.

What is your favorite class?: It was History.

How do you make your money?: Hell if I know.

You're trapped in a room for 3 days with your worst enemy, what do you do?: Things that make Insanity Wolf look like a saint.

How's your heart lately?: Just fine.

Are you a forgiving person?: Usually.

How ticklish are you?: Slightly.

How is your hair?: Black as space. Waves like the ocean.

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?: People who have bias will have bias.

Dark hair or light hair in the opposite sex?: Don't really care.

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?: The little one.

I tag everybody indiscriminately, like an angry sniper in a tower. >:D

Yoji~

A Fist Full Of Dollars.

My weekend was dull as dirt. I pretty much watched the little one, who was constantly trying to eat my phone. Seriously, he would climb onto the couch next to me and try to bite my phone. And whenever I moved it out of his reach, he thumped me in the dick/leg. So, in retaliation, he went without any Elmo for the weekend. *Shrugs.* It worked, as he has yet to take another shot at the tower of London or the crown jewels.

For some odd reason I got paid for watching him. So now I have enough cash to go Christmas shopping this weekend for roughly 1/2 of the people on my gift list. Should be fun.

I finished reading Raiser of Gales today, the ending was bitter sweet. Ill likely get started on Demon Deathchace tomorrow or the day after.

Yoji~

A First Time For Everything.

I had Taco Bell for the first time on Friday. It was okay, though they did go a little crazy with the sour cream. But other than that, well worth the $40 the stepdad spent there upon learning of my Taco-Bellginigy.

My weekend was dull for the most part. I cooked a roast on Saturday and talked to the sis on Sunday. Turns out the low humidity is effecting her scalp like it dose my hands, meaning she has to have this lotion in her hear to keep her scalp from bleeding, which makes her look somewhat comical.

I watched Brokeback Mountain for the first time today and went shopping. The film was alright, though a tad sad, and the shopping trip was productive. We bought in some fish for once, which I'm gonna cook as soon as it finishes defrosting in the sink. As for the rest of my night, hell if I know what I'm gonna do with it.

Yoji~