It has taken a little over a month, but my internet connection has returned.
*sigh* The past month has been rather interesting. Without television or the internet to keep myself occupied, I turned to books and exercise. And, despite expectations, those two activities we're more than enough to keep my sanity intact. As for other things, well, I would explain in detail but the resulting post would be well over four hundred paragraphs in length. Instead, I'm going to sum it up in as a bunch of Pros and Cons.
Pro: I started exercising again.
Con: I had to get through the first week of pain that comes with exercise.
Pro: My waist is a little thinner and my muscles are a little bigger.
Con: I need to buy stronger cutlery and tighter fitting clothes.
Pro: I read several novels.
Con: Some of those books were overrated.
Pro: I went to Red lobster and the eye candy was abundant (Slender blonds will be the death of me.)
Con: The food sucked.
Pro: I could easily get a job there by replacing their crappy cook.
Pro: I mastered the art of "booty shaking".
Con: Nobody wants to see a guy shaking his ass.
Ill post more Pros and Cons at a later date.
Yoji~