I finished my Christmas shopping today. Went to Fire Wheel and got the stepdad a glass boot to drink beer out of from Spencers. Das boot! Sherry got Homer some dancing boobs from the same store for his Christmas gift. Das boobs! The girl who worked there/was helping us out held the box so the boobs were visible in a comical way. It's nice to see others who value the aesthetics of comedy.

We went to WalMart after I finished limping around Fire Wheel. I got Homer some socks and Sherry a whisk and a small slap chop for her compact Mexican marijuana. She smokes that crap outside so ill tolerate it/buy her something comical and useful at the same time.

Oh, I was limping/am limping because I pulled my right knee last night. It should heal in a couple of days. But until that happens, ill be walking like a pirate.

Attractive scene guys were everywhere today. I couldn't limp three feet without bumping into one! There were four, maybe five of 'em all at the self checkout behind the one I was at in WalMart, all of various heights, all incredibly attractive. Looked like a live action version of that Host Club anime thing, only with scene guys. They even had a little one with a cat ear hat on. Oh, if only some extremists would have attacked that store! I can't dance worth shit but I can kick ass like a pro. Surely thwarting a hostile takeover would have earned me their phone numbers...

What? <.< A guy can dream, can't he?

Yoji~