I'm 100% Mentally ill!!!

The Rules:

- Check the boxes next to the facts thathappened to you.
- You don't have to add explanations
- At the endof each series, write down your total.
- When you finish all theseries, count your final total and multiply it by 4.
- Name yourentry like this: I am ANSWER% mentally ill.
- Tag as many people asyou want

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate
object for "hurting you".
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
Total: 5

[]You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle Little Star" had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 4

[x]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with 3fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a
straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

Total: 4

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are tellinga story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
Total: 4

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You're taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something that was in your hand/pocket the whole
time.
Total: 3

[] You posted bulletins because you were scared what they say'll happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "Um"is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "Um" means.
[x] You say "What" and "Huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 5

FINAL TOTAL: 25 x 4 = 100%

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