Strange Texts and Spaghetti

So, earlier today, I was at the b/f's house and got a text message.

It read, "Whassup Homies? !!FOR THE HORDE!!"

That was it. It was random. (._.)
What's even more random is that I searched all my contacts for the number of the sender and they weren't there... I was like, "Who da f*ck is this?!"

I've narrowed it to two options:
1) It's someone who has my number and accidentally sent it to everyone in their contacts
2) It might be the guy my b/f hates (with a purple passion) whom I used to be friends with and who basically broke up our posse. (Yoji, you might remember me telling you.)

But, now that I do research into it, I don't think it's either of those two options. The number I got and the number for that guy don't match... :1

Oh well...
AND HORDE CAN SUCK IT! ALLIANCE ALL THE WAY!
WoW Reference... ;>_>

Now onto Spaghetti~! :D

At dinner tonight, my dad was telling my mom and I about an email he got from gramma and it went like this:

There was this married man who was cheating on his wife, or having an affair, with an Italian woman. Eventually, he got the Italian woman pregnant. When they found out, he said, "I really need to keep this a secret from my wife. How about you move back to Italy and I'll send you money for child support and so on?"
The woman replied, "How will you know when the child is born?"
Then, the man had an idea, "Send me a postcard with the word "Spaghetti" written on it. Then, I'll know."
So, the Italian woman agreed and she went back to Italy.
Nine months later, the man came home from work one day. He had just sat down in his favorite armchair when his wife walked in, "Honey, you got a really strange postcard in the mail today. Why don't you take a look? It's WEIRD!"
The man sighed and took the card. It read:

Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti
Two with Meatballs, three without.
Please send more sauce.

XD This made me lol.
Anyhoo, I is off for now~! :D Bai-bee, and thanks for reading! ^_^
~Yosei~

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