For Perverts. Or the Curious

Just gonna warn you now that this gets personal, maybe even more personal than you care to know about me.

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Definitely sex.

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
The downstairs, my boobs, my sides, my hips, my ass.

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
Nope.

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
No...

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
Clitoral.

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
I can do it directly.

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
Not well.

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
I think they're underrated by far!

9. Do you like having your balls touched?
I like touching them.

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
Oh yes.

11. Do you like having your anus touched?
Feels good.

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
God no!

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
Very much so!

14. Do you have any kinks?
A couple :3

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
My favorite kink.

16. Do you pee in the shower?
sometimes.

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
I don't masturbate, actually.

18. Have you had sex in the shower?
Yes.

19. Do you like being naked?
Depends on my mood.

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
When I sleep with Joe, yes, otherwise, no.

21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
Nope.

22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
Cooked.

23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
Nope.

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
Friends yes, family no.

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
Yes.

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
Yes.

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
Yes.

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
Nope.

29. How many sexual partners have you had?
Just the one.

30. How often do you masturbate?
I don't.

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
Learned about it in high school, but I grew up not knowing girls really did that.

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
N/A

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
Why so many questions regarding this?

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
N/A

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
No.

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
Actually, it's really funny.
We were making out and Joe moved my hand down, and I just kind of made this reaction.
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37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
My boobs are always being compared to everyone elses. Mine are huge.

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
boy shorts.

39. Do you ever go commando?
No.

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
No.

41. How big is your penis?
Fucking huge!

42. Does your penis curve at all?
All over the place.

43. Which testicle hangs lower?
Uh....

44. How big are your breasts?
36 DD.

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
Um, Not really sure. Never been able to compare to anyone else.

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
Medium?

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
N/A

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
Doesn't matter to me.

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
I like both on me. It's proportional to my body. Actually, my boobs are a bit bigger than my body type, but that's ok.

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
I don't think they are necessarily attractive.

51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
Penises, I think look better than vaginas.

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
Doubt it. lol

53. Do you like your butt?
mostly.

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
shave.

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
Not really.

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
Lol.

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
I don't want any, and not sure how I'd feel if Joe had penis piercings...

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
Joe touching me.

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
N/A

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
4 hours.

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
2, I think.

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Full body.

63. Spit or swallow?
Swallow.

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
N/A

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
I like it.

66. Do you "squirt?"
Nope.

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
Lolno.

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
Nope. Want to try boobjob sometime, though.

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Nope.

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
Nope.

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
If by near you mean in the next room, then yes.

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
Just 2.

73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
None have been strange.

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
No..

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
Joe has roommates, we have to be kind of quiet.

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
no.

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
No.

78. Do you own any sex toys?
No, but I want to go shopping!

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
No.

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
I wouldn't know anything about dildos.

81. What are your favorite positions?
Missionary and doggie.

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Probably the first time we did it because I had no clue what to do.

83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
Lol.

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
No.

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
No, thankfully.

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
Nope.

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
I have.

88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
No very, actually.

89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
Everyone could use improvement.

90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
Yes.

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
no.

92. Have you have phone sex?
nope.

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
Run around. See how that feels.
Give myself a hand job.
Have sex with my significant other. Would joe switch genitals, too? Or just me?
IDK
IDK

94. What's something you like about your body?
MY whole chest area

95. What's something you dislike about your body?
The fat on it.

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
hips.

97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
Wanting to have sex with Joe.

98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
Sometimes.

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
Yesterday.

100. Do you often imagine people naked?
Not as often as people would probably think, lol

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