drew's amazing.
andmybestfriend.

what kind of girl would be so obsessed with you me at six and all time low?

that'd be me. i'm that girl. jessica's the name, and lying is the game. but lying's not always the game, i didn't lie about my obsession right there. i am obsessed with atl and youmeatsix. i can name all of all time low's song just by hearing it, and i know most of the songs from you me at six.

oh my. here i am trying to "wow" you with some decent first impression and already you think of me as some lying band obsessed teenager. well, you must know there is more to me then that.

like my swagger. and my legit-ness. it's pretty ghetto crazy.

if you're anybody who knows anything, then you'll know i have a mild case of heffaphobia? halfaphobia? i don't know. but i do know i have an irrational fear of being touched. well, i wouldn't say it's irrational. i'd like to think it's rational. as rational as can be. either way, do not, under any circumstances enter my little bubble. i freak the fuck out. ask anybody who's anybody.

that's not always the case. if i'm comfortable enough with you or i'm just comfortable that day, i won't mind. with some i'm comfortable around them all the time, with others it's an on and off thing.

another thing about me; i'm always smiling. well, at least eighty percent of the time. if i smiled one hundred percent of the time, my jaw would need some serious work.

now, i'm not saying that i'm a saint or anything, because i can assure you i am most definitely not even remotely close to being a saint. i've been called a bitch far too many times, i've already lost track. i've lied so many times in my life, i couldn't tell you what was the truth if it was standing right in front of me. i've been grounded because of my anger issues and my attitude. i swear far too much for a girl my age, and sometimes my parents are ashamed of me.

but i'm alright with that.

now if you really know me, you'd know i'm also kind of philophobic. i don't know how this has happened, i think it's because of the whole touching thing, i'm so afraid of people getting close to me physically, that my mind has convinced my body that i'm afraid of people getting close emotionally.

that's pretty logical, right?

of course it is. at least, that's what i tell myself.

sure i've had infatuations, but never have i been infatuated enough for a relationship. besides, i'm stressed out enough. i don't need a boyfriend stressing me out too. plus there's the fact that i haven't found the right guy.

no, not "mr. right" because i'm well aware that he won't be coming around like, ever. i'm talking a guy who could handle me and my moodiness. or the fact that i might put myself before anybody else sometimes. that i might be a demanding, nagging, bitch, but he'll stay long enough to see through that and actually like me because he knows my perks.

yeah. that's gonna happen.

oh, yeah. i'm currently in middle school, and basking in my free health care. which is highly appreciated with all the sprains i've gotten. which leads me to the subject of basketball.

basketball is the whole reason why i have this darn sprained ankle. the same ankle i sprained two times before. once in february again, from basketball, and another time about maybe three years ago from soccer. but basketball is def my favourite sport there is. but that doesn't mean i dislike all the other sports, i'm up for something different.

i like sports. don't hate.

my mind's always in the gutter. and i am not just saying that, because it is exactly as it is. the truth. not it's not exactly eighty year old pedophile dirty, just the whole, oh, yeah, i'm gonna laugh because i can take that sexually. which is pretty much most of the time.

i'm conceited, but i don't consider myself pretty. i haven't met one girl yet who is so self-centered they go around telling people how beautiful they are. i've only ever heard all of my girl friends saying they're 'hideous'. which is far from the truth. so, i'm gonna be one of those annoying girls and tell you i am full on hideous. even if you may think it's a lie, i refuse to depart from denial.

i like denial. it's like a secure, little blanket. you know, one that's so soft and warm you can't help but wrap yourself up with it. and it's pure ecstasy because it's yours and no one else's. and with that blanket you don't have to face the truth. you can convince yourself of anything and everything. it's tainted bliss. your tainted bliss.

but in this case, it's mine.

i'm opinionated and almost always brutally honest, if you ask for my opinion i won't hesitate telling you the truth. if i don't like something, i'll straight up tell you i don't like something. but twenty-five percent of the time i hold it in. not for my sake, of course. i just don't wanna be a bitch all the time. it's a life choice.

i may not say what i really think of you, but i will think it. oh, i will. if you're reading this now, thinking what a terrible human being i must be, think about this. even if you haven't exactly told people off or bitched and moaned about someone behind their back, you're judging me right now. and you hardly even know me.

everybody judges on first impressions. sometimes even appearance alone. i do it, i'm not gonna lie about that. so you can't sit there thinking i'm a complete liar, also everybody's lied. even if it's a small, white lie. a lie is a lie, no matter how much you like to think that it's not.

me. i happen to be a compulsive liar. and i've been one for years, it wasn't until this year that i've admit it.

you've heard about my many flaws. and just like my flaws i have many perks. maybe you'll get to see them one day, maybe you won't. only time will tell.

now continue wondering how i sleep at night.

Sincerely, the most legit bitch there is :]

Scribbled Out The Truth With Their Lies

What a shame we all became such fragile, broken things.


A memory remains just a tiny spark.


I give it all my oxygen,


To let the flames begin.


To let the flames begin.

Time: 9:50PM

Mood: Unexplainable

Music: Let The Flames Begin - Paramore on Windows Media Player

What's happening in my life;

Honestly, nothing too big. But I am getting my nose pierced on the right side. Which is pretty fantabulous.

Yes, I actually used that word.

My brother has a friend over and I so dearly need to shower. But it'll be awkward with them being here. Oh well, I don't wanna get up early tomorrow just to shower.

I've been having constant headaches, and I don't know why. I'm not stressed or anything. At least, I don't think I am.

I dunno.

I don't feel like myself right now.

In fact, I feel pretty shitty. And really tired, even though I got loads of sleep last night and yesterday, during the day.

I don't really feel like talking to anybody. I think I'm just gonna shower, dry my hair, then go to sleep. Hopefully I can sleep.

And hopefully my mom washed my clothes.

I'm off.
Firecrackers &&Exotic Dancers
xo.xo
Jess <3<3

The Summer Nights Are Dead

What's your name?
Jessica.

How old are you? When's your birthday?
Twelve, February 7th

What state do you live in?
That's on a need-to-know bases,
and I don't think you need to know.
(MANITOBA, BITCHES!
Wait. Is that even a state?)

The Top 5 Movies of all time are...
I can tell you what's number one!
That new Care Bears movie.
I'm in love. :)

The Top 5 Songs of all time are...
In my head,
...
I don't know...

The Top 5 Music Artists of all time are...
OH!
This is easy
1. All Time Low
2. 3OH!3
3. We The Kings
4. Katy Perry
5. The Academy Is...

Do you read for pleasure? What do you read?
Yea.
I read.
That's how people get smart, dont'cha know?
I read thriller books, romance books,
you know?
Regular ones.
That are interesting.
And have sex scenes ;)

If you could spend a day with anyone in the world, who would it be?
There are too many people that I'd love to spend a day with.
Although, I do wonder what Barney looks look under that costume...

Why would you choose that person?
Like I said, I don't I know.

What would you do with them that day?
Are you deaf?
Er-- Blind inn this case?
Because, I wrote --two times--
I don't know.
This being the third.
See, Becky-Bop, I can count!

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What's their name(s)?
Don't have one, and I don't want one at the moment.

Do you get along with your parents?
Meh.
We can.
Just not very well.

This is question number 13. Do you believe in bad/good luck?
Not really.

Do you drink?
Oh yeah.
Every night ;)

Do you smoke cigarettes/cigars?
Um, no,
but I eat candy ones!

Do you use drugs?
No,
I don't approve of that shit.
Really fucks you up.

Do you have any tattoos?
Want some.

Do you have any nicknames?
Yes. :)

Saving Private Ryan or Black Hawk Down?
Oh, I thought that last word said porn,
so I'm thinking 'Porn all the way'
Does that answer your question?
Well, actually no it doesn't
But you know what?
I don't care!
And I especially don't care that it makes me feel stupid
when I yell at a quiz that can't yell back!

Which movie is the best: Twilight, Titanic, The Notebook
Titanic.
Hate Twilight.
But I'll see it for Taylor Lautner.
And I haven't seen The Notebook.

Braveheart or Gladiator?
GLADIATOR!
Makes me feel badass.

Pearl Harbor or A Walk to Remember
Um.
Both?

Girls: Brad Pitt or David Beckham?
David Beckham with hair.

Guys: Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson?
Jessica Alba,
I might be gay for her.
But I'm definitely gay for Megan Fox.

The Hills or One Tree Hill?
Retarded.

Family Guy or The Simpsons
FAMILY GUY!
I loved Shipoopi.

What's the worst movie you've seen?
That'd have to be,
any Star Wars movies.
My brother made me sit and watch them all with him
and I had to pretend I liked them,
even though I wanted nothing but to get shot in the head. :)

What's the worst song you've heard?
Any Hannah Montana song.

What's the worst TV show you've seen?
That'd have to be Sesame Street
I had to find out the hard way
that blue things in garbage cans
are not the cookie monster.

Can you watch golf on TV for over 10 minutes?
No,
but I've seen Brenden play golf,
even when he's acting all serious,
he can make me almost piss myself laughing.

Can you watch tennis on TV for over 10 minutes?
No
But I can attempt to play it.
Or watch very hot guys play it.

Can you watch poker on TV for over 10 minutes?
Not really.

Can you watch football on TV for over 10 minutes?
Yea.
I love football.
But I don't watch it that much.

When you turn on the TV, what's the first channel you watch?
Much Music

MTV or VH1?
MTV

What's the last song you listened to on repeat?
August Is Over

If you could own 5 houses anywhere in the world, where would they be?
One would be in Florida.
Another in California.
Another here.
Another in Italy.
Another in your brother's pants! ;)

Would you rather travel to Europe or Australia?
Australia.
I can see my aunt,
and kangaroos!

Would you rather swim in the ocean or in a pool?
Water's water.
But I don't swim, so neither.

Would you rather take a vacation to the ocean or a lake?
Doesn't matter,
I probably would swim.

What's better, the last day of school or your birthday?
Birthday.

What do you want your career to be when you're older?
I want to be a pediatrician.

Where do you want to live when you're older?
Most likely here.

Do you want to have a spouse? Kids? How many?
Yes, yes, and two.

Favorite season?
Spring and Summer.

Favorite month?
February.
Honestly, who doesn't like their birthday month?

Halloween or Thanksgiving?
Halloween.
I love candy.
Hence; my name.

What do you fear?
Spiders,
Heights,
Nevada with a lawn mower,
Rapists,
Some old guy down the street,
You know?
The basics.

Would you skydive for $4000?
I'd skydive period.

If you were on death row, and had one night to live, what would you have for dinner?
Oh I can think of something ;)

How often do you take a bath/shower?
Usually everyday.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf.

Are you right handed or left handed?
Right

Saint Patrick's Day or Valentine's Day?
Valentine's Day.

Would you rather be extremely intelligent or extremely rich?
Intelligent.
Because you know I already am.

Favorite ice cream flavor?
Cotton Candy, Bubble Gum, or Rainbow.

Think of the most important person in your life. Would you die this very moment to save their life?
Of course.

Have you ever been electrocuted?
Yea.
It was serious though.

What color are your eyes?
Dark brown

What color is your hair?
Looks black,
but is really a very, very dark brown.

Have you ever been in a physical fight? Did you win?
With my brother, yes.
Did I win?
Somewhat.

If you could have one wish, and you couldn't wish for more wishes, what would you wish for?
I don't know.
I'd honestly need time to think on that one.

Pancakes or Waffles?
WAFFLES!
It may be a stereotypical black thing,
but waffles are amazing orgasmic.

Do you put your arms up when you're on a rollercoaster?
Not really.

Chris Brown or Usher?
The abuser and that guy?
Uh, neither.
Thanks.

Salt or Pepper?
Salt.

McDonald's or Burger King?
McDonald's.
I just like their McFlurries.

What's worse: a headache or a stomach ache?
I have a headache right now,
but stomach aches are a real bitch.

What's worse: a dentist appointment or a doctor's appointment?
Doctor's.

If NASA gave you the opportunity to go to the moon next week, would you go?
As long as i came back and I could plant my own miniature flag, why not?

How many world wars have their been?
I believe two, and it's a high possibility for a third one.

Favorite Disney movie?
The Little Mermaid.
I will never be able to get over Sebastian the crab.
He was my second lover.

Do you like air conditioning or a fan? Both?
Fan.
When you make noises in front of them,
it sounds way cooler.

Have you ever drank sweet tea? Did you like it?
Yes, and no.

How do you like your eggs cooked?
We I sure don't like them raw.

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Yea.
But I hear it kills brain cells.

What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Try to go back to sleep.

What were you doing at 5pm yesterday?
Walking back and forth with Drew.

Do you make your bed?
Not without being told.

Favorite candy flavor (Lemon, Cherry, Grape, Lime, Orange)?
Lime, lemon, or orange.
Oh!
Or grape.
Yes, that is stereotypical too.

Would you rather drown or die from falling?
Falling.

Favorite school subject?
ELA.
I like reading and writing.

Least favorite school subject?
French or math.

Where were you on September 11th, 2001, at 9am?
I dunno.

What's your ringtone?
I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain

What's the worst color combination?
Uh, I dunno.

Favorite color?
Lime green.

Would you rather take a bus or a taxi?
I get free taxi rides.
So taxi.

Would you shave your head for $500?
Not a chance.
My hair is all I got.

What time is it right now where you live?
5:16PM

Have you ever been to West Virginia?
No

Favorite mascot (Lion, Raider, King, Titan, Tiger, Hawk, etc.)?
Huskies.
I don't like my school's mascot.

Are your more afraid of a Grizzly bear or a Great White shark?
I dunno.

Do you like jokes or riddles?
Jokes

If you could have any car, what would you have?
Lamborghini

Would you rather go back to 1985 or forward to 2025?
Forward.
I've always been curious about the future.

Are you sitting still right now?
No.

What's the last song you heard?
August Is Over - We The Kings

Have you ever drank spoiled milk?
Bleh.
Yes.

Favorite type of food (Italian, American, Seafood, Chinese, etc.)?
Ethiopian, Italian, or Chinese.

Favorite food (Hamburger, Salad, Cow Tongue, Sushi, etc.)?
Injara.
It's Ethiopian.

Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yea.
I was like 3 at the time.
My dad had to go the hospital along with my brother.
And I had temporary memory loss.
And a blood nose.
Sad face. :(

Favorite Cereal?
I don't know what it's called.

What do you find the most attractive in the opposite sex?
Eyes, hair, and piercings.

Biggest turn-off?
Too many muscles, bad hygiene, too serious, and the list goes on.

Favorite male name?
Aiden.

Favorite female name?
Skye

Would you have Osama Bin Laden killed or imprisoned?
Killed.

Have you ever had braces?
No.
My teeth are straight.

Have you ever been streaking?
No,
but Becky-Bop has!

Have you ever broken a bone? What?
Yes, thumb, a leg bone, ankle bone, and arm bone.

Do you play any sports? What?
Yes, basketball.

What's cuter: a puppy or a kitten?
Both are too cute.
But I have to say kitten because I love mine.

Would you experience the worst pain in the world for 30 seconds for $1000?
Depends.
What's the worse pain in the world?

You're in a small plane, the pilot dies, and there's one parachute. Do you try to land the plane or jump?
Land the plane.
I'd rather attempt to save other people,
then just save myself.

The traffic light turns yellow. Do you accelerate or slow down?
Accelerate

It's the middle of the night and you're the only car on the road. Do you run a red light?
Possibly

Batman or Superman?
Batman's my BFFL
And Superman's my sistah from the hood.
So either one is good.

Are you wearing clothes right now? What are you wearing?
No.
I decided to sit here naked.
Of course I'm wearing clothes.
I'm wearing my brother's red Burton t-shirt
and black sweats.
Oh!
And a bra and undies.
Can't forget those!

What noise do you hear at this very moment?
Music

Facebook or Myspace? Do you think you'll ever have the other?
Facebook and probably not.

I'm standing right behind you. Are you going to turn around?
Fuck
I already did.

Can you name the NFL team that won the most recent Super Bowl?
No.
I don't really watch football much.
I like playing and watching people play it in rl.
Just not on TV.

Favorite comedian?
Dane Cook.
Fucking. Hilarious.

Favorite actor?
Dunno.

Favorite actress?
Dunno.

How long have you gone without sleep?
Few hours.

Are you on a desktop, laptop or something else?
Desktop.

What do you think of Britney Spears?
LET'S SHAVE OUR HEADS AND ATTACK PAPARAZZI!

What do you think of Barack Obama?
I have him on speed dial. :)

What do you think of The Jonas Brothers?
The Jonass Brothers?
Hopefully, they get lit on fire.

When was the last time you ate?
I dunno.
This morning.

Who was the last person to text/call you?
Madison.

Do you know the name of Spongebob Squarepants's best friend, who's a starfish?
Patrick.

Breaking News: Russia invades California, Oregon, Washington State, and Hawaii. Would you join the military?
No.
I wouldn't last five minutes.

Apples or oranges?
Apples.

Least favorite chore?
Everything

When you play chess, do you play with the white or black pieces?
White.
They go first!
Which I find totally racist.
Why can't the black go first?

When you play checkers, do you play with the red or black pieces?
Doesn't really matter to me.

Apple juice or Orange juice?
Either one.

CSI or Law and Order?
I <3 CSI

How badly have you injured yourself?
The worst was my broken leg.

Which music artist would you like to see live?
Any of the ones I love
Most likely All Time Low.

Last movie you saw in the cinema?
Um, I forget.

What's the last thing you said outloud?
"Well, fuck me sideways."

What's your most embarassing moment?
Why should I tell you?

Coke or Sprite?
Sprite.

Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?
Pepper

Battleship or Monopoly?
MONOPOLY.
The Monopoly Man is like my brother.

Will Farrell or Adam Sandler?
Whatever

What type of gum do you chew?
You really wanna know? ;)

Would you rather date someone 15 years younger than you or 15 years older?
Older.
If I dated someone 15 years younger then me, they wouldn't even be conceived yet!

What slang word do you mainly use for marijuana?
Weed.

Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Usually.

Favorite type of sandwich?
I dunno

What's the background on your computer?
Something Erin picked out.

What's worse: spiders or snakes?
Spiders.

If you were to sing a song right now, what's the first to come to mind?
I dunno.

When was the last time you cried?
In dunno.

Will Smith or Denzel Washington?
WILL SMITH!
He's number one in MY 5

Oprah Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres?
You know it's cool when Oprah says it is.

Where were you born?
Ina hospital?

What's something people don't know about you that you want them to?
I'm fucking tired.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Well, it took the chicken to make the egg,
but it took the egg to make the chicken.
So I'm gonna say...
The Llama.

What's your middle name? Do you like it?
Iftw. It's alright

Do you know your mother's birthday? What is it?
March 22

Do you have your social security number memorized?
No.

Do you sleep in any clothes?
Oh no,
I sleep naked every night with a different guy in my bed. ;)

What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
My hair.
It has to be all luscious and whatnot.

Do you often rent movies?
Meh.

What's your main source for listening to music (iPod, Radio, mp3, Internet)?
iPod &&Internet

Can you use chopsticks properly?
No

Could you ever forgive a cheating boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?
Probably not.

Can you handle the truth or do you believe what you want?
Both

Who's the most attractive person you've ever seen?
Dunno.

How attractive do you think you are (1-10)?
Don't wanna answer that.

When was the last time you had to run?
Um, I think yesterday.

Best vacation spot?
Dunno.

What do you do to attract the opposite sex?
Be myself?

Favorite day of the week? Why?
Friday, because then it's the weekend.

Least favorite day of the week? Why?
Monday.
Because it's fucking Monday, okay?!

Do you believe in magic?
No, not really.

How would you like to die?
Dunno

Favorite time of day?
Night

Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night

What did you want to be when you grew up when you were little?
Doctor

Least favorite food?
Dunno

What's your favorite childhood memory?
My best childhood friend

What's something that makes you cringe?
Dunno

What did you do today?
Regular stuff

Can you use a public restroom?
Yeah

Would you rather live somewhere that's blazing hot everyday or freezing cold and snowing everyday?
Blazing hot.

Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer?
Whatever

Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
Whatever

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Invisibility.
I could hide in your room without you noticing ;)

Would you rather lose your dominant arm or a leg?
Leg

Would you rather lose your eye sight or hearing?
Hearing

Have you ever broken the law? How?
Dunno.

If you could be the best at something, what would it be?
Sports

I am fucking beat.
I'm off
Jess <3<3

Jacked From Djayy

1) Are you really ready for 125 questions?
Okay!

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
I've never had a real one.

3) Do you believe in God?
Yupperdoodle!

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Rebecca.
In a friend way of course.
SHE'S SITTING BESIDE ME!

5) Do you regret it?
Lmfao, yes.
(Bex: F*** You
She's hitting Me
She's sooo mean!!)
Suck it up, Buttercup!

6) Have you ever been depressed?
Who hasn't?
Unless your one of those sickly happy people.
Then I guess you.
Or you.
Or you.
Or you.
Or the person beside you.
Yea.

7) Have a best friend?
Too many

8) Are you a boy or girl?
I'm a MAN!
No, I'm jaykaying.
Although if I was, I'd-- I'm not gonna finish that.

9) What is your relationship status?
Single and loving it.
Still.

10)How do you want to die?
Old.

11) What did you last eat?
I'm eatting a Blizzard rightnow.

12) Play any sports?
Yea.
Basketball
and the rare soccer.
And badminton.
And I attempt to play tennis.
And other sports.

13) Do you bite your nails?
Not anymore.

14) Do you have a lot of friends?
Rebecca says so.

15) Do you have an attitude?
Depends.
Rebecca says yes.

16) Ever been arrested?
Yup!
For breaking and entering.
And then trying to kill somebody
hanging upside down from an airplane.
Connor must DIE!
Still.

17) What is your real name?
Wouldn't you like to know?

19) Are you gonna get drunk later?
You know it!
Then I'm gonna ditch Rebecca and have hot crazy sex! ;)
(Bex: With who?)
The guy across the street.
He's only 17! ;)

20) Do you hate anyone?
I don't like the word hate.
I like the word dislike, though.
But yes, I do.
She's sitting right beside me.
She's also hitting me.
What a bum.
Now she flicked me.
What a bum crack.
JAYKAY!

21) Do you miss someone?
Yes.

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl.
And then throw it across the room at my brother's head.
Good times...

23) Do you tan a lot?
I'm naturally tan.

24) Have any pets?
DOGGY STYLE!
AND FROGGY STYLE! ;)
But, yes I do.
I have a cat.
He's one year old!

25) How exactly are you feeling?
HAPPY AND HIGH!
(Bex: Like always)

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yes.

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
You know it! ;)
We've hit home run in the bathroom too! ;);)

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
Maybe.

29) Are you scared of spiders?
It's a phobia!

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Yea.

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
REBECCA'S SLEEPING OVER!
AGAIN!

33) Do you want to have kids?
Yea.

34) Ever kissed somebody that name starts with an M?
No.

35) Do you type fast?
Yea.

36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Yes, four.
Two on each ear,
and my daddy's letting me get my nose pierced!

37) Want any more?
Yes, I want a lip ring, and a belly button ring!

38) Can you spell well?
I can, actually.
W-E-L-L!
Besides, you sorta gave it away.
Jeez, you people these days.

40) What are you craving right now?
I dunno.
Something to strike my father?

41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
Yea
Funny stuff.

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
No

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
No

45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Maybe

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
No

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
I don't think so.

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
I do already.
My parents, hello.

50) What should you be doing?
Straightening my hair.

51) What's irritating you right now?
My father.

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Not really.

53) Does somebody love you?
Yes, a lot of people do.
I'm a very loved person.
And I love them all back.

54) What are your favourite colours?
Lime green, blue, red, black, etc.

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes.
You haven't lived until you have.

57) Do you have trust issues?
Too many.

59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
Uh, no.
Why would I?
My face is as smooth as a baby's bottom!

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Not even close.
Somewhat with my mom, though.

62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
My cousin's say he does.

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My brother.

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Depends.

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
For me,
forgive.

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
No

67) What was your child hood nickname?
Jessie

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Lmfao, no.
But my neighbor's kid has.
Talk about a hottie with a body.
But then they moved.
Sad face. :(

69) Do you think you're a good person?
Can be.

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes.

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Talked to people

72) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life? Who?
Yea.
Dylan G.

73) What is bothering you?
My father.

74) Have you ever been out of state ?
Yea.

75) Do you play the Wii?
Used to.

76) Are you listening to music right now?
No

77) Do you like Chinese food?
I'm Asian.
Isn't that a sort of giveaway?

78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
June 15th

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Not really.

80) Is cheating ever okay?
Never.

81) Are you mean?
Can be.

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Not even close.

83) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
Yup.

84) Do you believe in true love?
Not really.

85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
You could say that.

88) Do you like the outside?
Yea.
Except in Winter.

89) Are you currently bored?
Meh, so-so.

70) Do you want to get married?
Yes

91. Is it cute when a guy calls you baby?
Depends on the mood.

92) Are you hungry?
No.

93) Do you have a bank account?
Yes.

95) Would you change your name?
Nah.

100) Do you like Subway?
Yea.

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yea, he lives really far away.

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
We'll have wild and crazy sex,
and then we'll do it all over again ;)

103) Do you like to talk to your friends?
Um, why wouldn't I?

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Yea,
I hid behind some random stranger.
Lmfao, good times...

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yea.

107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
My brother.
Unfortunately, I have to consider him a guy.

108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Yea.
Matters a lot.

109) Do you go to church?
Rarely now.

110)What's going on between you and your best friend?
We're still tight.

111)Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
I believe it was Rebecca.

112) When is the last time you went shopping?
Mm, last week I think?

113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
Undeniably SEXY!

114) What do you wear more: jeans,sweats, pants, or shorts?
Jeans

115) You're a Sharpie marker, what colour are you?
Yellow.
Very bright.
Almost too bright.

116) Where do you go if you are butt naked and locked out of your house?
To my ex-friend's house across the street.
I'm sure he'll let me borrow some clothes.
But I'll at least grab a cloth from the store room first.

117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
Night.

118) Have you ever said you'd never love again?
No.
Because I know that won't be possible.

119) Do you want to please everyone?
Honestly, I could try,
but I would fail.
Badly.

120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Yea.
Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3

121) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it?
Yes.
Sad face.
:(

122) Are you alone??
In my room.
Luckily.

123) Do you have any older siblings?
Older brother.

124) Did you speak to your father today?
Unfortunately

125) When is your birthday?
February 7th

Tell The Truth

100 Truths-

1. Last beverage→ Water
2. Last phone call→ Chris
3. Last text message→ Madison
4. Last song you listened to→ A Pistol To My Temple - Scary Kids Scaring Kids
5. Last time you cried→ Maybe last month?
HAVE YOU EVER
6. Dated someone twice → No
7. Been cheated on?→ No
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? → Yea
9. Lost someone special?→ Died - No, in another sense, yes.
10. Been depressed?→ Yea
11. Been drunk? – No

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Lime Green
13. Red
14. Black

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends this year → A lot
16. Fallen out of love→ Haven't been in love
17. Laughed until you cried → Yea.
18. Met someone who changed you→ Definitely
19. Found out who your true friends were→ Somewhat
20. Found out someone was talking about you→ Yes, and I didn't care.CAUSE I'M IN MY UNDERWEAR!
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ Nope.

TRUTH:
23. How many kids do you want to have→ Two to three
24. Do you have any pets → Everybody knows Midnight
25. Do you want to change your name→ No. I like my name. No matter how common it is.
26. Rich man whose cruel or poor man whose sweet → Poor man who's sweet.
27. What time did you wake up today → 12 something
28. What were you doing at midnight last night→ Getting home.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for→ The shopping trip.
30. Last time you saw your father→ I saw him just a few minutes ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I sometimes wish I could change my family
32. What are you listening to right now→ Nothing at the moment
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? → My hair
36. What's your real name → Jessica Iftw Cardoza A.
37. Relationship Status → Happily married. Jaykay, happily single.
38. Zodiac sign: Aquarius
39. Male or female→ Female
40. Elementary→ Strath
41. Middle School → Golden
42. High school → I'm not there yet, but Sturgeon
43. Hair color → Supposed to be black, but it's a really dark brown.
44. Long or short → Long
45. Height → Around 5'7
46. Do you have a crush on someone → Not a serious one
47. What do you like about yourself? → I like my hair and my height.
49. Tattoos→ None but wanting to get one
50. Righty or lefty → Righty and proud.

FIRSTS :
51. First surgery → I don't think I've had surgery
52. First piercing → Ears
53. First tattoo→ Haven't gotten one
54. Best friend → I believe it was Alyssa
55. First sport you joined– Soccer team. I kicked Ass!
56. First pet → Midnight
57. First vacation → Philippines when I was one
58. First concert → None yet
59. First crush→ Timmy
60. First alcohol drink→ White wine. Fucking disgusting.

RIGHT NOW:
61. Eating → Nothing
62. Drinking → Nothing
63. I'm about to do → Attempt to write
64. Listening to → Nothing
65. Waiting for → My shopping trip

YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids→ Yea
67. Want to get married→ Yea
68. Careers in mind→ Pediatrician

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX?
69. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
70. Hugs or kisses → Opposite - Kisses Same - Hugs
71. Shorter or taller → Taller
72. Older or Younger → Definitely older. I'm attracted to older people.
73. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous and Romantic
74. Nice stomach or nice arms → Maybe both as long as it's not sickly muscled
75. Tattoos or piercings→ Both are incredibly sexy
76. Sensitive or loud → Well, I'm loud so that, but they should be able to be sensitive, too.
77. Hook-up or relationship → Well, I'm not looking for a relationship at the moment, but it'd be nice
78. Trouble maker or hesitant→ Trouble maker. Bad boys are hot.

HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Kissed a stranger → Lmfao, yes.
80. Drank hard liquor → Not that I know of
81. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes, too many times.
82. Sex on first date → Oh yeah ;)
83. Broken someone's heart → Possibly
84. Had your own heart broken → No
85. Been arrested? → Nope
86. Turned someone down → Yea
87. Cried when someone died → Yup
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? → As a friend, yea, anything more, no.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → Depends
90. Miracles → It can happen
91. Love at first sight → Nope
92. Heaven → Yeah
93. Santa Claus → Not anymore :'(
94. Kissing on the first date? → Depends how great the date was
95. Angels → Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yea
97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → No, I'm a one-person-at-a-time kind of girl. Plus I find that really wrong.
98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever?→ Yea, but there will be temptations.
99. What's the one thing you cannot live without?→ My friends, my cat, a bunch of other stuff.

100. Do you like pie?→ Depends what kind it is.
100 Truths! After you've filled this out, tag 15 people and have them do the same.

I tag the first fifteen people who read this.

Jacked From Becky-Bop

Explain your relationship status?
Single
and really loving it.
I CAN MAKE OUT WITH HOT GUYS AND NOT GIVE A DAMN!

Want someone back in your life?
Yea,
he moved and I haven't seen him since.
I really, really miss Dylan.
He could always make me laugh.

What did you wear today?
I'm wearing pajama pants, my brother's red Burton shirt,
undies, a bra, you know?
The works.

Is something bothering you?
Mmm, no.

What are you planning to do tomorrow?
Well, tomorrow's Friday,
so I think I'm gonna call Madison
and figure out what day we're going to the mall
so I can tell Drew and Megan

Where is your best friend?
Probably at home

Do you mind being cold?
Depends,
will some hot stranger be there to warm me up?? ;)

Is your heart broken right now?
Nope.

Do you think two people can last forever?
I'm gonna be honest, and say no.

Did you have a good birthday this year?
Yup

Do you know people with your last name that you aren't related to?
Yea.]

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Yea,
he's one of my best friends.
I'd tap that ;)

When was the last time you had a late night phone conversation?
Couple days ago.
But if texting counts,
then yesterday.

How late did you stay up last night?
2 something.

Did you have a dream last night?
Maybe.

What pissed you off today?
When I woke up.
But then I saw Midnight.
And I was happy again.

Have you talked to a complete asshole today?
Yea.
This time, my brother does count.

Do you miss the way things use to be?
Usually.

Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Depends what kind of "sleeping with" we'd be doing ;)

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Not move.
Just vacation.

Do u wish on 11:11?
Should I?

How much cash do you have on you?
60 something.

What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Core.

Do you "label" yourself as anything?
Hell no.
Labels are fucked.

Do you write notes on your hand?
Yea.

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
No.
Mine is pretty unique.

What is the last thing you ate?
Some BBQ that my mom cooked.

Have you ever taken a shower with anyone before?
Yea.
My dad forced us too.
AND HE WAS A BOY!
That was my first encounter with a male's organ.

What is the last thing you bought?
Pants from Bluenotes.

Who makes you laugh the most?
I'm gonna have to say
Um...
Lemme get back to you.

Any siblings?
Yea.

Are you happy?
Okay.

Has anyone ever said something that brought tears to your eyes?
Yea,
but I haven't cried because of somebody since grade three.
My brother doesn't count.

Who was the last person you told a secret to?
Ashley D.

What was the last thing to disappoint you?
I'm not entirely sure.

Who's bed were you last in besides yours?
Drew's.
We had spare time and I was looking for pictures on her ceiling..

You just drank 7 shots, what would you be doing?
Giving some guy a lap dance and then getting a couple more.

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Nope.
We're still good friends.

When did you last throw up and where? Why?
I don't remember exactly when,
but it was a day after a hockey game that I went to with Erin and Mackenzie,
and we all ate a bunch of cotton candy
and I started throwing up all over my bathroom.
Erin didn't feel so hot either.

Have you ever flown on an airplane?
Do video games count?

What happened at 9:00 am today?
I dunno.
I was asleep.

What holiday is your birthday closest to?
Valentine's day.
It one week away.

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
A lot.

How old do you think you'll be when you have kids?
I honestly don't know.
Hopefully somewhere in my twenties.

Were you happy when you woke up today?
Yea.
I woke up to Midnight licking my eye.

If you could change your eye color, would you?
Yea.

Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
No.
I like it warm and toasty.

How many times have you eaten sushi?
Once.
Well not exactly once.
But I tasted it.
It was disgusting.

Are you a big fan of thunderstorms?
I can be.

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
My leg.
I think I pulled something.
I just really have to crack it.

Do you have an accent?
No.
But when I was little I could never pronounce peanuts right
so it came out as penis.
My brother won't ever let me live that down.

Are you good at giving directions?
Lmfao,
not even close.
I'm absolutely terrible at giving directions.

Confused about anything?
Not at the moment.

Did you get any compliments lately?
Yea

Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?
Definitely ;)

Did you sleep in past noon today?
Yea

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yea

How is the weather right now?
Gorgeous