drew's amazing.
andmybestfriend.
what kind of girl would be so obsessed with you me at six and all time low?
that'd be me. i'm that girl. jessica's the name, and lying is the game. but lying's not always the game, i didn't lie about my obsession right there. i am obsessed with atl and youmeatsix. i can name all of all time low's song just by hearing it, and i know most of the songs from you me at six.
oh my. here i am trying to "wow" you with some decent first impression and already you think of me as some lying band obsessed teenager. well, you must know there is more to me then that.
like my swagger. and my legit-ness. it's pretty ghetto crazy.
if you're anybody who knows anything, then you'll know i have a mild case of heffaphobia? halfaphobia? i don't know. but i do know i have an irrational fear of being touched. well, i wouldn't say it's irrational. i'd like to think it's rational. as rational as can be. either way, do not, under any circumstances enter my little bubble. i freak the fuck out. ask anybody who's anybody.
that's not always the case. if i'm comfortable enough with you or i'm just comfortable that day, i won't mind. with some i'm comfortable around them all the time, with others it's an on and off thing.
another thing about me; i'm always smiling. well, at least eighty percent of the time. if i smiled one hundred percent of the time, my jaw would need some serious work.
now, i'm not saying that i'm a saint or anything, because i can assure you i am most definitely not even remotely close to being a saint. i've been called a bitch far too many times, i've already lost track. i've lied so many times in my life, i couldn't tell you what was the truth if it was standing right in front of me. i've been grounded because of my anger issues and my attitude. i swear far too much for a girl my age, and sometimes my parents are ashamed of me.
but i'm alright with that.
now if you really know me, you'd know i'm also kind of philophobic. i don't know how this has happened, i think it's because of the whole touching thing, i'm so afraid of people getting close to me physically, that my mind has convinced my body that i'm afraid of people getting close emotionally.
that's pretty logical, right?
of course it is. at least, that's what i tell myself.
sure i've had infatuations, but never have i been infatuated enough for a relationship. besides, i'm stressed out enough. i don't need a boyfriend stressing me out too. plus there's the fact that i haven't found the right guy.
no, not "mr. right" because i'm well aware that he won't be coming around like, ever. i'm talking a guy who could handle me and my moodiness. or the fact that i might put myself before anybody else sometimes. that i might be a demanding, nagging, bitch, but he'll stay long enough to see through that and actually like me because he knows my perks.
yeah. that's gonna happen.
oh, yeah. i'm currently in middle school, and basking in my free health care. which is highly appreciated with all the sprains i've gotten. which leads me to the subject of basketball.
basketball is the whole reason why i have this darn sprained ankle. the same ankle i sprained two times before. once in february again, from basketball, and another time about maybe three years ago from soccer. but basketball is def my favourite sport there is. but that doesn't mean i dislike all the other sports, i'm up for something different.
i like sports. don't hate.
my mind's always in the gutter. and i am not just saying that, because it is exactly as it is. the truth. not it's not exactly eighty year old pedophile dirty, just the whole, oh, yeah, i'm gonna laugh because i can take that sexually. which is pretty much most of the time.
i'm conceited, but i don't consider myself pretty. i haven't met one girl yet who is so self-centered they go around telling people how beautiful they are. i've only ever heard all of my girl friends saying they're 'hideous'. which is far from the truth. so, i'm gonna be one of those annoying girls and tell you i am full on hideous. even if you may think it's a lie, i refuse to depart from denial.
i like denial. it's like a secure, little blanket. you know, one that's so soft and warm you can't help but wrap yourself up with it. and it's pure ecstasy because it's yours and no one else's. and with that blanket you don't have to face the truth. you can convince yourself of anything and everything. it's tainted bliss. your tainted bliss.
but in this case, it's mine.
i'm opinionated and almost always brutally honest, if you ask for my opinion i won't hesitate telling you the truth. if i don't like something, i'll straight up tell you i don't like something. but twenty-five percent of the time i hold it in. not for my sake, of course. i just don't wanna be a bitch all the time. it's a life choice.
i may not say what i really think of you, but i will think it. oh, i will. if you're reading this now, thinking what a terrible human being i must be, think about this. even if you haven't exactly told people off or bitched and moaned about someone behind their back, you're judging me right now. and you hardly even know me.
everybody judges on first impressions. sometimes even appearance alone. i do it, i'm not gonna lie about that. so you can't sit there thinking i'm a complete liar, also everybody's lied. even if it's a small, white lie. a lie is a lie, no matter how much you like to think that it's not.
me. i happen to be a compulsive liar. and i've been one for years, it wasn't until this year that i've admit it.
you've heard about my many flaws. and just like my flaws i have many perks. maybe you'll get to see them one day, maybe you won't. only time will tell.
now continue wondering how i sleep at night.
Sincerely, the most legit bitch there is :]
Hello, my name is:
NINJA!(Actually, it's Jessica)
Who holds your heart at the moment?
Uhhhh, nobody.
Are your parents over the age of 40?
Yea.
Do you have siblings over the age of 21?
Nooooo, my brother's 14.
What is your favorite kind of weather?
Depends how I'm feeling
What are you looking forward to in the next 5 days?
Weeeeeeeeeell, I dunno.
Are you happy with your life?
Yupperdoodle.
Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yeah, that was funny!
Do you like hugs?
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HUGS! Ask anybody.
Are you a loud person ...?
Yea, unless I'm like really tired, or depressed.
Are you ... ready to get out of ... this town?
No, I'd regret it. I can't imagine myself living somewhere else.
When was ... the last time you went shopping?
Uhh, last week maybe?
Are you wearing any jewelry?
Studs
What did you eat today?
Food?
Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
YEA! HIS NAME'S BINKY BEAR!
What are you doing tomorrow?
School, then I might go over to my friend's house.
What are you doing right now?
Listening to my iPod, and this survey.(AND UR BROTHER'S BEST FRIEND! Probably not, I'm no hoe)
Is there anyone that you wish was out of your life?
Not at the moment, I'm pretty content.
How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Sometime in my 20s or something like that.
Last time you ate cereal?
I can't remember.
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Just my ears. TWICE ON EACH EAR, BABY!
Did you kiss anyone today?
No, but I've hugged almost everybody!
Whens the last time you fell or ran into something?
Uh, a couple minutes ago
Are you listening to music right now?
Yea, All Time Low. I'm ADDICTED!
What makes you mad?
Erin, sometimes.
My parents.
My brother.
My cat.(Rarely)
Some of my other friends.
If you could change your eye color what would it be?
A light blue, or a pretty green.
Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
Yea, although somebody told me so it was sorta ruined. Fun, nonetheless.
How did you get your last bruise?
I ran into something, then tripped over a guy, and accidentally landed on top of him. But I hit my hip in the process. He was hot though.
Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
friends house.
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
Yea, I'm really, really stubborn.
Do you get along with guys or girls better?
Guys, I can understand them better most of the time.
But I love the girls I'm already friends with.(NOT THAT LOVE)
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
Probably made it worse. Kidding! I dunno.
Where will you be in an hour?
Uhhhhhh, not on my computer.
What was the WORST thing that happened to you today?
I dunno.
Who was the last person you were under a blanket with?
That 20 year old guy, who I still don't know the name of.
Just kidding!
Probably one of my best friends. But not in a sick way.
Has anyone ever told you that you have really pretty eyes?
I dunno, maybe.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
None yet.
Who was the last person's voice you heard?
My daddi-o's!
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Nopes!
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
Not the kind of feelings where I'd like to date them or anything like that.
But I do have feelings for people.
What color are your eyes?
A really dark brown.
Do you think you've changed over the past year?
Definitely.
Would you rather not eat or not sleep?
Not eat. I need my ten hours of sleep!
What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
I was on here.
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
Yeah
What can't you wait for?
High school
Are you good at giving directions?
No, I get lost if I don't have someone to supervise me.
Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
Yeah
Do you drink hot tea?
Nope
Do you miss anyone?
No ones left
Have you thought about an ex today?
Nope
Do you think a lot of people don't like you?
Maybe. But I probably don't like them either.
Are you waiting for something?
Yeah, UR MOM! Kidding.
Money or love?
Love, unless you're contributing money to my Jolt fund
Would you date someone who lived in another state?
Maybe. Probably not though, I don't do well with long distance relationships like that.
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
A couple hours ago
What are you looking forward to this month?
I forget
Can you run in heels?
Yes, just not well
Are you tired?
A bit
Are you good at giving advice?
I have my moments
Do you believe you have common sense?
Yea, I just don't have much of that stuff
Who was the last person to sleep in your bed?
Uhh, I dunno
How do you feel about long-distance relationships?
I don't have problem with people who have them, but I can't handle being in one. Or I could, who knows.
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
Yeah, still crazy, and still hyper
Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
No. Well, yea, but I ended up keeping it
Was this month a good one?
Sure, why not.
What are you listening to at the moment?
Hit the Lights - All Time Low
How are you feeling?
Oh gawd, I just crashed.
When will your next kiss take place?
I dunno, don't care much either
Will this weekend be a fun one?
Probably
Have you ever gone out with a football player?
Not that I know of
Who were you with at 12:00AM last night?
In my bed, watching TV because I couldn't fall asleep
If you're sleeping and someone calls you what do you do?
I groan, and say a lot of swears, then I answer
Ever receive a really long apology?
Yea, too long for my liking
Who did you hug last?
Uh, I think it was either Jay or Gavin
Ready for winter to come?
HELL NO! It just ended, and I am sooooo glad!
If you could move out of the house right now would you?
No
What is your favorite class?
French
How do you make your money?
I work for it, or ask for it
You're trapped in a room for 3 days with your worst enemy, what do you do?
I'd annoy the shit out of them, and swear at them for the whole 3 days
How's your heart lately?
Hyper, happy, and a tad bit flirty
Are you a forgiving person?
Sometimes
How ticklish are you?
Sorta ticklish
How is your hair?
Long, dark, and SEXXII!
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
Not really, it's their choice to hate me or not, I do have other friends and it's funny!
Where is your cell phone?
Uh, good question. OH! FOUND IT!
Dark hair or light hair in the opposite sex?
Depends
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
I dunno. OH! Drew and Megan
Disregard the title, Justyn's just my friend.
My hair's a mess. Did you know that? No I don't think you did. I should take out my contacts, but I don't wanna.
HOLY CRAPPLES!
I've been swearing too much today. It all started when I fell off my bed in the morning. And then I couldn't stop saying fu--dge!
Yea.
Wanna know what I hate right now?
My hair, and the fact my eyeliner keep smudging.
MAX WEARS GIRLS' SUNGLASSES! Well, they look like girls' glasses. I HAD AN ORANGE FREEZIE!
It was good.
Um, I'll update you on my day.
First period; Math: Gay. Go burn math!
Second period; Social Studies: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!
Third period; P.E: I DID MY HERITAGE FAIR PROJECT SO I GOT TO SKIP IT! Holy crap, I almost had an emotional breakdown for no reason.
Fourth period; LA: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!
Fifth period; French: IT WAS HILARIOUS! You should see my drawing, it's like pimped out, 'yo. And Justyn told me he loved me, and I told him I loved him too.(Not in the way you're thinking. GAWD!)
Sixth period; LA: Like I said before, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!
Seventh period; Math: BURN, GODDAMMIT! BUUUUUUUUUUURN!
Eighth period; LA: The WORST period of the day. My GAWD! Who likes silent reading?! JESUS! SCREW MS. K! I was hardly even talking, shit! I really don't like silent reading if you haven't noticed.
After school it was CRAZY! I had to be in one place, but I also had to wait for somebody, then I had to go to another place, and then GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD! It was hectic.
BECKY IF YOU READ THIS, YOU BETTER BE WRITING AND NOT READING! SWEAR TO GAWD, I WILL HAVE A BITCH FIT ON YOU!
I gotta go eat my supper, before my Mommy has a bitch fit on me.
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
And she hates spiders.
Oh, forgot.
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY?!
Jessica's a spaz. Enough said.
Well, gee thanks. I'm flattered. Uh, I made a new friend today, and then I yelled at a guy on a bike. THAT WAS FUNNY!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Do you sleep in your bra?
What's it to you?
Are you a girly girl?
Hardly, but I do have my girly moments
Last person you hugged?
GAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! He's my best friend!
Small or big purses?
Big totes
Do you think you’re conceited?
Only about my hair
Did you dress up for halloween?
YEA! I went as myself!
Are you double jointed?
not realy, but I have a towel on my head! That should count.
Has anyone touched/smacked your butt?
Yea. It was awwwwwwwwwwkward!
Do you wear makeup?
Mostly eyeliner, and gloss. I only wear eyeshadow, and all that stuff for special events.
Ever cried at a movie theater?
Yea, the movie was sooooooooo sad! When Minnie had to part from Mickey, I blubbered like a baby! Just kidding, I actually forget the move, but i cried. A lot.
Can you put on mascara ... ... without opening your ... mouth?
Uhh, probably not. When I put on eyeliner, I do odd things with my tongue!
Do you think Shia Lebouf is cute?
HE'S A HOTTIE WITH A BODY!
Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Pssh, yea. I swear in front of anybody, anytime.
What color is your phone?
Red, silver, and white.
How do you fix your hair often?
I blow dry it, if I don't it'll go all curly and frizzy, and I hate that. In fact, I should be blow drying it.(I just got out of the shower)
How long of hair to do you have?
It goes down to almost the middle of my back.
Do you want to get married?
Yupperdoodle!
Do you want children?
Yes, please! Just not now, 'cause that'd be...different.
THIS OR THAT:
Eyeliner or Mascara?
Eyliner, Bitch!
American Eagle or Hollister
American Eagleeeeeeeeeeeee!
Heels or flats?
flats.
Skirts or jeans?
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeans! Speaking of jeans, I gotta go to Blue Notes for more skinny jeans.
Socks or leggings?
SOCKS!
Hoodies or jackets?
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodies. TEE HEE!
Flip flops or shoes?
Skate shoes, or converses<--(If only I had some)
Straight or curly hair?
Straight, or wavy.
Hoops or dangling earrings?
Both
Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
dEPENDS.
Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
Yea, he dumped my best friend! Through text, and the phone!
Do you like your life?
It's okay, I guess
Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
I was pushed in there. And I saw something I really didn't need to see.
Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yea, and then me and Mommy Maddie had a water gun fight! I was SOAKED!
Ever smacked a guy in the face?
LOL, yes.
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
Well, don't you think that's a little personal(LIME GREEN!)
2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
My iPod, and my friends, and this survey, and now my underwear. THANKS A LOT!
3. What color is your room?
Boring blue
4. Are you enjoying this survey?
Sure
5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
I think my hair's down right sexxii!
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
Uhhh, I swore non-stop. ASHLEY STOLE MY JOLT! That's never a good thing.
7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
ONLY BECAUSE I'M SOOOOOOO ATTRACTED TO MICKEY MOUSE! Jk, jk. I only watch it when there's nothing else to, or if it's a cartoon or something like that.
8 .... Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Yea
9 .... Honestly, what makes you ... happy ... most of the time?
My friends, and hot boys, and jolt. That stuff makes me HIIIIIIIIIGH!
10 ... Honestly, do you bite your nails?
Rarely, but if I do, I'm CRAZY NERVOUS! Or stressed.
11. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYPER! THE JOLT KICKED IN NOW!!!!!!
12.Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
Yea, I still sort of do
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
Yea, I wanna see Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrin, or any of my other friends.
14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
Yes, and no, I'm not gonna tell you 'cause then it wouldn't be a secret, now would it? No, I didn't think so.
16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
No, but I hate that you keep saying 'honestly'.
17. Honestly, who /what do you want to hug right now?
Uhh, anybody? I LOVE HUGS!
18. Honestly, are you loyal?
Yea, unless you say something about me.
19. Honestly, are you in denial?
I don't think so.
20. Honestly, what were you doing 20 min ago?
At the park with Assssssssshley!
21. Honestly, who is your best friend?
A lot of people. Like this guy I saw at the park! I still have to learn his name.
22. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?
Yea, it was New Year's and I was curious
23. Honestly, do you like someone?
Nope, do you???
24. Honestly, does anyone like you?
Uhhh, my friends, family, and a bunch of other people?
25. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
Oh, you were talking about a boy! Well, how would I know if a guy liked me?! I'm oblivious, goddammit!
I'M OFF TO BLOW DRY MY HAIR!
LOVE YOU IGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY!
(Thought I should add that and not in the intimate way, GOD! People these days)
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
Except for Mason, he's a donkey and camel!
MY LEGS ARE SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!
TEE HEE!
BYEEEEEE!
(I'M LISTENING TO ALL TIME LOW! Gawd, I love Alex Gaskarth)
AMBY THAT'S KEVIN!
My sex age is thirteen haha.
My sex age is thirteen haha.
What age will you have sex?
Put an x in Every box that applies to you then add them up, and that's your age!
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own a debit card
[] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[] You think politics are exciting
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[x] You've showed up for school ... late
[] You always carry ... ... ... ... ... a ... ... pen ... in your ... bag/ purse/pocket
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[] You like to take walks by yourself
[] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week(MORE LIKE EVERYDAY!)
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study/do important work when you have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[] You have more bills than you can pay
[x]You have been to the beach
TOTAL: 13
[x] You use the internet everyday
[x] You make your own bed
COMPLETE TOTAL : 15
WHOA! I'LL BE 15 WHEN I LOSE "IT".
Wonderful
Tee hee!
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
