drew's amazing.
andmybestfriend.
what kind of girl would be so obsessed with you me at six and all time low?
that'd be me. i'm that girl. jessica's the name, and lying is the game. but lying's not always the game, i didn't lie about my obsession right there. i am obsessed with atl and youmeatsix. i can name all of all time low's song just by hearing it, and i know most of the songs from you me at six.
oh my. here i am trying to "wow" you with some decent first impression and already you think of me as some lying band obsessed teenager. well, you must know there is more to me then that.
like my swagger. and my legit-ness. it's pretty ghetto crazy.
if you're anybody who knows anything, then you'll know i have a mild case of heffaphobia? halfaphobia? i don't know. but i do know i have an irrational fear of being touched. well, i wouldn't say it's irrational. i'd like to think it's rational. as rational as can be. either way, do not, under any circumstances enter my little bubble. i freak the fuck out. ask anybody who's anybody.
that's not always the case. if i'm comfortable enough with you or i'm just comfortable that day, i won't mind. with some i'm comfortable around them all the time, with others it's an on and off thing.
another thing about me; i'm always smiling. well, at least eighty percent of the time. if i smiled one hundred percent of the time, my jaw would need some serious work.
now, i'm not saying that i'm a saint or anything, because i can assure you i am most definitely not even remotely close to being a saint. i've been called a bitch far too many times, i've already lost track. i've lied so many times in my life, i couldn't tell you what was the truth if it was standing right in front of me. i've been grounded because of my anger issues and my attitude. i swear far too much for a girl my age, and sometimes my parents are ashamed of me.
but i'm alright with that.
now if you really know me, you'd know i'm also kind of philophobic. i don't know how this has happened, i think it's because of the whole touching thing, i'm so afraid of people getting close to me physically, that my mind has convinced my body that i'm afraid of people getting close emotionally.
that's pretty logical, right?
of course it is. at least, that's what i tell myself.
sure i've had infatuations, but never have i been infatuated enough for a relationship. besides, i'm stressed out enough. i don't need a boyfriend stressing me out too. plus there's the fact that i haven't found the right guy.
no, not "mr. right" because i'm well aware that he won't be coming around like, ever. i'm talking a guy who could handle me and my moodiness. or the fact that i might put myself before anybody else sometimes. that i might be a demanding, nagging, bitch, but he'll stay long enough to see through that and actually like me because he knows my perks.
yeah. that's gonna happen.
oh, yeah. i'm currently in middle school, and basking in my free health care. which is highly appreciated with all the sprains i've gotten. which leads me to the subject of basketball.
basketball is the whole reason why i have this darn sprained ankle. the same ankle i sprained two times before. once in february again, from basketball, and another time about maybe three years ago from soccer. but basketball is def my favourite sport there is. but that doesn't mean i dislike all the other sports, i'm up for something different.
i like sports. don't hate.
my mind's always in the gutter. and i am not just saying that, because it is exactly as it is. the truth. not it's not exactly eighty year old pedophile dirty, just the whole, oh, yeah, i'm gonna laugh because i can take that sexually. which is pretty much most of the time.
i'm conceited, but i don't consider myself pretty. i haven't met one girl yet who is so self-centered they go around telling people how beautiful they are. i've only ever heard all of my girl friends saying they're 'hideous'. which is far from the truth. so, i'm gonna be one of those annoying girls and tell you i am full on hideous. even if you may think it's a lie, i refuse to depart from denial.
i like denial. it's like a secure, little blanket. you know, one that's so soft and warm you can't help but wrap yourself up with it. and it's pure ecstasy because it's yours and no one else's. and with that blanket you don't have to face the truth. you can convince yourself of anything and everything. it's tainted bliss. your tainted bliss.
but in this case, it's mine.
i'm opinionated and almost always brutally honest, if you ask for my opinion i won't hesitate telling you the truth. if i don't like something, i'll straight up tell you i don't like something. but twenty-five percent of the time i hold it in. not for my sake, of course. i just don't wanna be a bitch all the time. it's a life choice.
i may not say what i really think of you, but i will think it. oh, i will. if you're reading this now, thinking what a terrible human being i must be, think about this. even if you haven't exactly told people off or bitched and moaned about someone behind their back, you're judging me right now. and you hardly even know me.
everybody judges on first impressions. sometimes even appearance alone. i do it, i'm not gonna lie about that. so you can't sit there thinking i'm a complete liar, also everybody's lied. even if it's a small, white lie. a lie is a lie, no matter how much you like to think that it's not.
me. i happen to be a compulsive liar. and i've been one for years, it wasn't until this year that i've admit it.
you've heard about my many flaws. and just like my flaws i have many perks. maybe you'll get to see them one day, maybe you won't. only time will tell.
now continue wondering how i sleep at night.
Sincerely, the most legit bitch there is :]
HUM, HUM, HUM, HUM, HUM, HUM!
I WATCHED YES MAN, QUARANTINE, ANNNNNNNNNNNNND SWEENY TODD!
Yes Man's HILARIOUS!
Quarantine is strangely addicting for me.
And Sweeny Todd is full of blood, and people singing in the middle of the streets but nobody cares.
I'D BANG JOHNNY DEPP!
True story right there.
I'M WEARING A BILLABONG SWEATER!
I love Billabong, along with Circa, Burton, DC, All Star, and a bunch of other skate and more companies.
ALWAYS FRESH, ALWAYS TIM HORTON'S!
HORTON HEARS A HOO!
I almost spelled hoe. Wouldn't that have been a little strange. Horton Hears a Hoe. Funny ring to it.
Let's get off that topic. CAT IN THE HAT!
God, I love that silly cat.
No I'm not gonna bang him, Silly Goose!
I love saying that now, I call most of my friends Silly Gooses now. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND, I have nothing else to say except I think Barney rapes little kids.
But that's Micheal Jackson.
On that topic! Did you know he almost threw a baby off an apartment balcony?
Terrible parenting skills.
WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?!
JESSICA LIKES CAKE!
A little off, but tis true, my loves.
I posted in Random world Ocs world!!<3, and you learn something new!
I'm gonna go surf the web a bit and update some stories.
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
She also secretly loves three other guys.
But she doesn't know one of their names.
Everybody knows about Christian, though.
Anyways, BYEEEEEEEEE! ={o <-- IT'S MUSTACHE MAN!
Don't steal him or he'll come and rape you.
AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT FROM MUSTACHE MAN!
()_()
(. .)
c(")(")
MY BUNNY'S A SEXXII BUNNY! HE SHOULD BE IN PLAYBOY!
You know it's true, don't deny it!
TAA TAA FOR NOW!
Hi Everybody!
Since I haven't updated in a while, I figured why not now. Let's start with my week.
Nothing really happened until Wednesday and Thursday. On Wednesday in French, changed my life. I love french class now! And trust me, it's not because of the learning
.
It's because of all the older french guys, they are all hot! No joke. They really are.
And this one guy named Brett came into our french class because he had to charge the laptop he was using. And Brenden being Brenden keep talking about Star Wars, and Justyn being Justyn goes along with it, and they drag me into the conversation.
Anyways, Brett joins the conversation and he's like "I don't like Star Wars." and then Brenden's like "Oh, well, that's okay. I don't like Star Wars either." But Brenden is like the biggest fan of it. So me and Justyn are laughing at him and then Brenden starts talking about where he was born.
He kept saying he was born in Minneapolis and Brett's like "Have you been to Mall of America?" Then Brenden's like "Yea, I have." So Brett's like " It's not much bigger then Polo." So Brenden agrees, then he turns to us, and mouths 'Why is he talking to me about this?' then me and Justyn shrug, and then we start laughing, and Brett's like "What's so funny?" Then we're like "Nothing, nothing."
And then he gets called down to the office, and he had to bring all his stuff. And Brenden asks "Are you going to the dentist?" then Brett says, "No. Orthodontist." So Brenden's like "Cool, I hate going to the dentist. You have to sit there for an hour like this" Then he opens his mouth really wide.
Then we laugh, and Brett leaves saying bye. But DAMN! He was HOT!
Then these two girls walk into the room and Brenden's like "Hey girls, do you like Star Wars?" Then me and Justyn start laughing hysterically, and I have to like lean on him to keep balance.
Brenden's HILARIOUS!
So, he keeps asking the people who comes in the room, and he asked this girl if she liked Star Trek, and I'm like "Who likes Star Trek?" Then Justyn's like "Maybe she does!" But she doesn't, but Brenden gave her a peace sign anyways.
That's why I love french class now. Because of the hot guys that come into the room.
Yes, I am very shallow when it comes to guys. Ask any of my friends. Then I'm helping Tay with something, but Justyn wants to show me something, but I'm like "One sec, I'm helping Taylor." So Justyn says, "Well, fine. I hate you Jessica!" Then I'm like, "Aw, I love you too Justyn!"
So, yea. As for Thursday, I like this REALLY hot guy, and Nakiah knows one of his friends, so she's like "Aber! Can I have a high five?!" So he gives her a high five, so since I figured why not, I asked "Can I have a high five, too?!" So he gives me a high five, too.
And I went to Strathmillan to see Jayna, because she's off to Regina, so this girl named Taylor is dating a guy named Dylan, and Jayna and Kaity show me who he was, so they yell hi, and I yell hi. Then I also yell "Dylan, you're my new best friend!" So, yea. Dylan's my new best friend.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Anywho's I'm gonna go now.
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Oh wait, forgot something. WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY?!
Jessica is very shallow when it comes to guys, she has a new best friend every week, and she doesn't mind looking like a retard in public. Also, two of her friends hit her because she doesn't like Twilight.
How lovely.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x]Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x]Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (I didn't know it wasn't meant for microwaves!)
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x]Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on(Psssssh, one time only! Or maybe more..)
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door(IT WAS SEE-THROUGH!)
[24 isn't here o.o]
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 minutes to get a joke
27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan(I was curious)
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on(THAT WAS FUNNY!)
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it(I do that on purpose!)
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. []x Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
91. [] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
How many X's you got, is your precentage!
I'M 77% STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID!
Unfortunately, I'm not surprised.
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
01. Eyeliner or Mascara?
EYELINERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! All the way, Bizatches!
02. Louis vuttion or dooney & burke?
Uh, I don't really like Louis Vuttion, sooooo, I'll pick Dooney & Burke because of the cool names!
03. American eagle or hollister?
AMERICAN EAGLE!
04. Pumps or flats?
Flats, there's no way I'd be caught in pumps.
05. Skirts or pants?
SKINNY JEANS! Or straight leg, whichever works. Never flared, I tend to trip.
06. Socks or leggings?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!
07. Hoodies or jackets?
HOODIES, HOODIES, HOODIES! I'M A GANGSTA LIKE THAT!
08. Heels or sneakers?
Sneakers, tripping hazard in heels.
09. Straight or curly hair?
Straight, my hair's all blah when it's curly. Or wavy, but never curly.
10. Hoop or dangling earrings?
BOTH!
11. Side bangs or one lengthed?
SIDE BANGS, ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
12. Gemma ward or adriana lima?
Llama! I like llamas!
13. White or black?
BLACK, BLACK, BLACK!
15. Smoothies or latte?
SMoooooooooooooooooooooooooooTHIES!
16. Diet or regular sodas?
CAFFINE!
17. Water or daquiries?
Uhhhhhh, what's the second choice? But I'll pick water, anyways.
18. Pearls or diamonds?
Diamonds, please!
19. Vintage or bohomeian?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, vintage can be outrageously outrageous, but it can also be very cute. So vintage. Alssssssssssssssso, I don't know what that second one is anyways.
20. Marykate or Ashley Olsen?
Neither.
21. Lindsay or Hilary?
Neither/
22. Ipod or cell phone?
BOTH!
23. Friends or family?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, both.
24. Lip gloss or lip stick?
Gloss, please.
25. Manicure or pedicures?
Manniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
26. M.A.C or sephora?
Uh, uh, ummmmmmmmmmm, is this a trick question?
27. Tank tops or beaters?
Tank tops, I guess.
28. tiffany's or chanel?
Chanel! And no, not only because I have a friend named Chanel.
29. Love or peace?
BOTH!
30. Sunglasses or purses?
Sunglassessssssssssssssssssssss!
X what you have:
[x] an ipod/mp3.
[ ] a tiffany's bracelet or necklace.
[ ] a Louis vuttion purse.
[x] a computer.
[X] a cd player.
[x] a stereo.
[ ] a spice girl cd.
[ ] a cosmo girl magazine. or regular Cosmo
[x] a teddy bear.
[ ] a build a bear.
[ ] an American eagle purse.
[ ] hollister jeans.
[x] a hot topic shirt.
[X] a cell phone.(SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!)
[ ] an aeropostale shirt.
[x] a big screen TV.
[ ] the mean girls dvd.
[x] a TV in my room.
[X] a big bed.
[x] a brother or sister.
[ ] a diamond ring.
[ ] a pearl necklace.
[ ] a prom dress.
[x] a book.
[ ] a myspace
[ ] curious perfume.
[ ] g-unit sneakers.
[x] a black shirt.
[ ] a clique
TAA DOW! I FINISHED! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
1. Put your iPod (iTunes)/Windows Media on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
One Night Stand- Exit This Side
2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Survive- Rise Against
3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
So Far Away- Crossfade
4. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Church- T-Pain
5. WHAT IS ... YOUR MOTTO?
Open Your eyes- Guano Apes
6. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Touch It(Dirty)- Busta Rhymes
7. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Pretty Rave Girl- I Am X-Ray
8. WHAT IS 2+2?
Don't Stay- Linkin Park
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Shipoopi- Family Guy
10. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Live Your Life- Rhianna ft. T.I
11. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Ridin'- Belly ft.Mario Winanas
12. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?
In The End- Linkin Park
13. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Champion- Kanye West
14. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Heartless- Kanye West
15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Rise Above This- Seether
16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Don’t Trust Me – 3oh!3
17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Hit The Floor- Linkin Park
18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Dead and Gone- T.I ft. Justin Timberlake
19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Ladies and Gentlemen- Saliva
20. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Wicked End- Avenged Sevenfold
21. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
QWERTY- Linkin Park
22. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Given Up- Linkin Park
23.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Audience of One- Rise Against
24.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Got Money- Lil Wayne ft.T-Pain
25.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
You're Gonna Go Far Kid- The Offspring
26.WHAT HURTS THE MOST?
Unholy Confessions- Avenged Sevenfold
27. WHAT IS YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
Closer- Ne-Yo
My brother added most of these songs to the iPod, but I added some too!
HAVE A BREAK, HAVE A KIT-KAT.
This message has been approved by Jessica Squarepants.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET MY LAST NAME!
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
