What's your name?
Jessica.
How old are you? When's your birthday?
Twelve, February 7th
What state do you live in?
That's on a need-to-know bases,
and I don't think you need to know.
(MANITOBA, BITCHES!
Wait. Is that even a state?)
The Top 5 Movies of all time are...
I can tell you what's number one!
That new Care Bears movie.
I'm in love. :)
The Top 5 Songs of all time are...
In my head,
...
I don't know...
The Top 5 Music Artists of all time are...
OH!
This is easy
1. All Time Low
2. 3OH!3
3. We The Kings
4. Katy Perry
5. The Academy Is...
Do you read for pleasure? What do you read?
Yea.
I read.
That's how people get smart, dont'cha know?
I read thriller books, romance books,
you know?
Regular ones.
That are interesting.
And have sex scenes ;)
If you could spend a day with anyone in the world, who would it be?
There are too many people that I'd love to spend a day with.
Although, I do wonder what Barney looks look under that costume...
Why would you choose that person?
Like I said, I don't I know.
What would you do with them that day?
Are you deaf?
Er-- Blind inn this case?
Because, I wrote --two times--
I don't know.
This being the third.
See, Becky-Bop, I can count!
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What's their name(s)?
Don't have one, and I don't want one at the moment.
Do you get along with your parents?
Meh.
We can.
Just not very well.
This is question number 13. Do you believe in bad/good luck?
Not really.
Do you drink?
Oh yeah.
Every night ;)
Do you smoke cigarettes/cigars?
Um, no,
but I eat candy ones!
Do you use drugs?
No,
I don't approve of that shit.
Really fucks you up.
Do you have any tattoos?
Want some.
Do you have any nicknames?
Yes. :)
Saving Private Ryan or Black Hawk Down?
Oh, I thought that last word said porn,
so I'm thinking 'Porn all the way'
Does that answer your question?
Well, actually no it doesn't
But you know what?
I don't care!
And I especially don't care that it makes me feel stupid
when I yell at a quiz that can't yell back!
Which movie is the best: Twilight, Titanic, The Notebook
Titanic.
Hate Twilight.
But I'll see it for Taylor Lautner.
And I haven't seen The Notebook.
Braveheart or Gladiator?
GLADIATOR!
Makes me feel badass.
Pearl Harbor or A Walk to Remember
Um.
Both?
Girls: Brad Pitt or David Beckham?
David Beckham with hair.
Guys: Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson?
Jessica Alba,
I might be gay for her.
But I'm definitely gay for Megan Fox.
The Hills or One Tree Hill?
Retarded.
Family Guy or The Simpsons
FAMILY GUY!
I loved Shipoopi.
What's the worst movie you've seen?
That'd have to be,
any Star Wars movies.
My brother made me sit and watch them all with him
and I had to pretend I liked them,
even though I wanted nothing but to get shot in the head. :)
What's the worst song you've heard?
Any Hannah Montana song.
What's the worst TV show you've seen?
That'd have to be Sesame Street
I had to find out the hard way
that blue things in garbage cans
are not the cookie monster.
Can you watch golf on TV for over 10 minutes?
No,
but I've seen Brenden play golf,
even when he's acting all serious,
he can make me almost piss myself laughing.
Can you watch tennis on TV for over 10 minutes?
No
But I can attempt to play it.
Or watch very hot guys play it.
Can you watch poker on TV for over 10 minutes?
Not really.
Can you watch football on TV for over 10 minutes?
Yea.
I love football.
But I don't watch it that much.
When you turn on the TV, what's the first channel you watch?
Much Music
MTV or VH1?
MTV
What's the last song you listened to on repeat?
August Is Over
If you could own 5 houses anywhere in the world, where would they be?
One would be in Florida.
Another in California.
Another here.
Another in Italy.
Another in your brother's pants! ;)
Would you rather travel to Europe or Australia?
Australia.
I can see my aunt,
and kangaroos!
Would you rather swim in the ocean or in a pool?
Water's water.
But I don't swim, so neither.
Would you rather take a vacation to the ocean or a lake?
Doesn't matter,
I probably would swim.
What's better, the last day of school or your birthday?
Birthday.
What do you want your career to be when you're older?
I want to be a pediatrician.
Where do you want to live when you're older?
Most likely here.
Do you want to have a spouse? Kids? How many?
Yes, yes, and two.
Favorite season?
Spring and Summer.
Favorite month?
February.
Honestly, who doesn't like their birthday month?
Halloween or Thanksgiving?
Halloween.
I love candy.
Hence; my name.
What do you fear?
Spiders,
Heights,
Nevada with a lawn mower,
Rapists,
Some old guy down the street,
You know?
The basics.
Would you skydive for $4000?
I'd skydive period.
If you were on death row, and had one night to live, what would you have for dinner?
Oh I can think of something ;)
How often do you take a bath/shower?
Usually everyday.
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf.
Are you right handed or left handed?
Right
Saint Patrick's Day or Valentine's Day?
Valentine's Day.
Would you rather be extremely intelligent or extremely rich?
Intelligent.
Because you know I already am.
Favorite ice cream flavor?
Cotton Candy, Bubble Gum, or Rainbow.
Think of the most important person in your life. Would you die this very moment to save their life?
Of course.
Have you ever been electrocuted?
Yea.
It was serious though.
What color are your eyes?
Dark brown
What color is your hair?
Looks black,
but is really a very, very dark brown.
Have you ever been in a physical fight? Did you win?
With my brother, yes.
Did I win?
Somewhat.
If you could have one wish, and you couldn't wish for more wishes, what would you wish for?
I don't know.
I'd honestly need time to think on that one.
Pancakes or Waffles?
WAFFLES!
It may be a stereotypical black thing,
but waffles are amazing orgasmic.
Do you put your arms up when you're on a rollercoaster?
Not really.
Chris Brown or Usher?
The abuser and that guy?
Uh, neither.
Thanks.
Salt or Pepper?
Salt.
McDonald's or Burger King?
McDonald's.
I just like their McFlurries.
What's worse: a headache or a stomach ache?
I have a headache right now,
but stomach aches are a real bitch.
What's worse: a dentist appointment or a doctor's appointment?
Doctor's.
If NASA gave you the opportunity to go to the moon next week, would you go?
As long as i came back and I could plant my own miniature flag, why not?
How many world wars have their been?
I believe two, and it's a high possibility for a third one.
Favorite Disney movie?
The Little Mermaid.
I will never be able to get over Sebastian the crab.
He was my second lover.
Do you like air conditioning or a fan? Both?
Fan.
When you make noises in front of them,
it sounds way cooler.
Have you ever drank sweet tea? Did you like it?
Yes, and no.
How do you like your eggs cooked?
We I sure don't like them raw.
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Yea.
But I hear it kills brain cells.
What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Try to go back to sleep.
What were you doing at 5pm yesterday?
Walking back and forth with Drew.
Do you make your bed?
Not without being told.
Favorite candy flavor (Lemon, Cherry, Grape, Lime, Orange)?
Lime, lemon, or orange.
Oh!
Or grape.
Yes, that is stereotypical too.
Would you rather drown or die from falling?
Falling.
Favorite school subject?
ELA.
I like reading and writing.
Least favorite school subject?
French or math.
Where were you on September 11th, 2001, at 9am?
I dunno.
What's your ringtone?
I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain
What's the worst color combination?
Uh, I dunno.
Favorite color?
Lime green.
Would you rather take a bus or a taxi?
I get free taxi rides.
So taxi.
Would you shave your head for $500?
Not a chance.
My hair is all I got.
What time is it right now where you live?
5:16PM
Have you ever been to West Virginia?
No
Favorite mascot (Lion, Raider, King, Titan, Tiger, Hawk, etc.)?
Huskies.
I don't like my school's mascot.
Are your more afraid of a Grizzly bear or a Great White shark?
I dunno.
Do you like jokes or riddles?
Jokes
If you could have any car, what would you have?
Lamborghini
Would you rather go back to 1985 or forward to 2025?
Forward.
I've always been curious about the future.
Are you sitting still right now?
No.
What's the last song you heard?
August Is Over - We The Kings
Have you ever drank spoiled milk?
Bleh.
Yes.
Favorite type of food (Italian, American, Seafood, Chinese, etc.)?
Ethiopian, Italian, or Chinese.
Favorite food (Hamburger, Salad, Cow Tongue, Sushi, etc.)?
Injara.
It's Ethiopian.
Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yea.
I was like 3 at the time.
My dad had to go the hospital along with my brother.
And I had temporary memory loss.
And a blood nose.
Sad face. :(
Favorite Cereal?
I don't know what it's called.
What do you find the most attractive in the opposite sex?
Eyes, hair, and piercings.
Biggest turn-off?
Too many muscles, bad hygiene, too serious, and the list goes on.
Favorite male name?
Aiden.
Favorite female name?
Skye
Would you have Osama Bin Laden killed or imprisoned?
Killed.
Have you ever had braces?
No.
My teeth are straight.
Have you ever been streaking?
No,
but Becky-Bop has!
Have you ever broken a bone? What?
Yes, thumb, a leg bone, ankle bone, and arm bone.
Do you play any sports? What?
Yes, basketball.
What's cuter: a puppy or a kitten?
Both are too cute.
But I have to say kitten because I love mine.
Would you experience the worst pain in the world for 30 seconds for $1000?
Depends.
What's the worse pain in the world?
You're in a small plane, the pilot dies, and there's one parachute. Do you try to land the plane or jump?
Land the plane.
I'd rather attempt to save other people,
then just save myself.
The traffic light turns yellow. Do you accelerate or slow down?
Accelerate
It's the middle of the night and you're the only car on the road. Do you run a red light?
Possibly
Batman or Superman?
Batman's my BFFL
And Superman's my sistah from the hood.
So either one is good.
Are you wearing clothes right now? What are you wearing?
No.
I decided to sit here naked.
Of course I'm wearing clothes.
I'm wearing my brother's red Burton t-shirt
and black sweats.
Oh!
And a bra and undies.
Can't forget those!
What noise do you hear at this very moment?
Music
Facebook or Myspace? Do you think you'll ever have the other?
Facebook and probably not.
I'm standing right behind you. Are you going to turn around?
Fuck
I already did.
Can you name the NFL team that won the most recent Super Bowl?
No.
I don't really watch football much.
I like playing and watching people play it in rl.
Just not on TV.
Favorite comedian?
Dane Cook.
Fucking. Hilarious.
Favorite actor?
Dunno.
Favorite actress?
Dunno.
How long have you gone without sleep?
Few hours.
Are you on a desktop, laptop or something else?
Desktop.
What do you think of Britney Spears?
LET'S SHAVE OUR HEADS AND ATTACK PAPARAZZI!
What do you think of Barack Obama?
I have him on speed dial. :)
What do you think of The Jonas Brothers?
The Jonass Brothers?
Hopefully, they get lit on fire.
When was the last time you ate?
I dunno.
This morning.
Who was the last person to text/call you?
Madison.
Do you know the name of Spongebob Squarepants's best friend, who's a starfish?
Patrick.
Breaking News: Russia invades California, Oregon, Washington State, and Hawaii. Would you join the military?
No.
I wouldn't last five minutes.
Apples or oranges?
Apples.
Least favorite chore?
Everything
When you play chess, do you play with the white or black pieces?
White.
They go first!
Which I find totally racist.
Why can't the black go first?
When you play checkers, do you play with the red or black pieces?
Doesn't really matter to me.
Apple juice or Orange juice?
Either one.
CSI or Law and Order?
I <3 CSI
How badly have you injured yourself?
The worst was my broken leg.
Which music artist would you like to see live?
Any of the ones I love
Most likely All Time Low.
Last movie you saw in the cinema?
Um, I forget.
What's the last thing you said outloud?
"Well, fuck me sideways."
What's your most embarassing moment?
Why should I tell you?
Coke or Sprite?
Sprite.
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?
Pepper
Battleship or Monopoly?
MONOPOLY.
The Monopoly Man is like my brother.
Will Farrell or Adam Sandler?
Whatever
What type of gum do you chew?
You really wanna know? ;)
Would you rather date someone 15 years younger than you or 15 years older?
Older.
If I dated someone 15 years younger then me, they wouldn't even be conceived yet!
What slang word do you mainly use for marijuana?
Weed.
Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Usually.
Favorite type of sandwich?
I dunno
What's the background on your computer?
Something Erin picked out.
What's worse: spiders or snakes?
Spiders.
If you were to sing a song right now, what's the first to come to mind?
I dunno.
When was the last time you cried?
In dunno.
Will Smith or Denzel Washington?
WILL SMITH!
He's number one in MY 5
Oprah Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres?
You know it's cool when Oprah says it is.
Where were you born?
Ina hospital?
What's something people don't know about you that you want them to?
I'm fucking tired.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Well, it took the chicken to make the egg,
but it took the egg to make the chicken.
So I'm gonna say...
The Llama.
What's your middle name? Do you like it?
Iftw. It's alright
Do you know your mother's birthday? What is it?
March 22
Do you have your social security number memorized?
No.
Do you sleep in any clothes?
Oh no,
I sleep naked every night with a different guy in my bed. ;)
What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
My hair.
It has to be all luscious and whatnot.
Do you often rent movies?
Meh.
What's your main source for listening to music (iPod, Radio, mp3, Internet)?
iPod &&Internet
Can you use chopsticks properly?
No
Could you ever forgive a cheating boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?
Probably not.
Can you handle the truth or do you believe what you want?
Both
Who's the most attractive person you've ever seen?
Dunno.
How attractive do you think you are (1-10)?
Don't wanna answer that.
When was the last time you had to run?
Um, I think yesterday.
Best vacation spot?
Dunno.
What do you do to attract the opposite sex?
Be myself?
Favorite day of the week? Why?
Friday, because then it's the weekend.
Least favorite day of the week? Why?
Monday.
Because it's fucking Monday, okay?!
Do you believe in magic?
No, not really.
How would you like to die?
Dunno
Favorite time of day?
Night
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night
What did you want to be when you grew up when you were little?
Doctor
Least favorite food?
Dunno
What's your favorite childhood memory?
My best childhood friend
What's something that makes you cringe?
Dunno
What did you do today?
Regular stuff
Can you use a public restroom?
Yeah
Would you rather live somewhere that's blazing hot everyday or freezing cold and snowing everyday?
Blazing hot.
Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer?
Whatever
Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
Whatever
If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Invisibility.
I could hide in your room without you noticing ;)
Would you rather lose your dominant arm or a leg?
Leg
Would you rather lose your eye sight or hearing?
Hearing
Have you ever broken the law? How?
Dunno.
If you could be the best at something, what would it be?
Sports
I am fucking beat.
I'm off
Jess <3<3
