Tight Jeans and Sweet Perfume

It’s going down tonight


The ladies looking right


Dressed up with fancy shoes


Tight jeans and sweet perfume


The lines around the block


But we just walk right up


We’re here to make a scene


Cause were livin' the dream


Tonight, tonight, were gonna do it right so

August 14 2009

Time: 1:25PM

Mood: Better

Music: G-Get Up And Dance - Faber Drive on my iPod!

So, I officially can't go out until Sunday. Or have any friends over. Gosh, I feel so alone.

Asswipe.

My brother's addicted to the word whore woman!

I have bed head. It's beautiful.

I need somebody to talk to! I should check my phone, unless that was a dream. Speaking of dreams; ever dream of having three tornadoes in a row and then your family getting killed by them and then you getting killed by a mad cow?

That was a messed up dream.

There's a Halloween 2, which I am going to watch, and hopefully this one is scary because the other one was shit. It was just plain disturbing.

A-A-A-Apple Juice.

MTV Live is funny as hell. Especially the Thumb Baggs. And that weight/vibrator.

My brother's friend is obsessed with one of my friends. If it's not awkward enough; my brother tells me everything he says.

I can sum all that up in one word; ew.

He should really get over her.

A music video actually proved that innocent women can be cannibals. It also proved that I can't watch somebody eat a band without throwing up. Yum.

You wanna know something funny?

Well, so would I.

I find porn disgusting.

I'M SO HOOD!

I should update my introduction. But I don't feel like it.

People are saying Miley Cyrus pole danced at the Teen Choice Awards 2009. Haha, what a slut silly girl. Whatever. She probably didn't, anyways. But I still think she's a "silly girl".

PEANUTS!

Screw.

I'm bored.

Somebody call me. Only if you know my number. Which is like two people on here. Stupid window. It won't fucking open.

Stupid crazy glue.

I'm getting my cell updated this month. New phone for me!

Woo.

I'm gonna get one with a keyboard, but not the one that everybody has because I don't wanna fell like a douche. And I'm sure as hell not gonna get the one my brother's, no matter how much I like it.

I fell like....

Shooting. Something.

No, I'm just really bored. I fell asleep during The Mist. At 3:00AM I woke up to somebody banging on my window, but I didn't bother checking so I just watched more of The Mist.

Last night was the third thunder storm in a row. And I almost tripped over my own feet when I heard lightning strike like right near my house. Scary shit.

I'm off to write and read.
Twitter whore!
Twister &&Eggnog
xo.xo
Jess <3<3

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