Ain't it just a bitch? What a pain, well, it's all a crying shame What left to do but complain? You better find someone to blame
August 23 2009
Time: 3:26PM
Mood: Peppy
Music: Get Over It - OK Go
Six days 'til Becky's birthday! Then I'm sleeping over!
I think I'm jinxed. Or God just needed some entertainment.
First; I rolled off my bed this morning, smacking my head against the hard wood floor. Painful, much?
Secondly; while I was half asleep I walked into my chair and stubbed my baby toe. Hurt like a bitch.
Thirdly; I gave up on trying to get to my bathroom, so I crawl back into bed and start playing The Sims 3 -- very good game, thank you -- and the game that I got the farthest in was gone. Gone!
Lastly; my keyboard is being a whore. No, it's not standing at a corner getting paid for keyboard sex. But I just like calling that. It's not working right. And my hair looks like a beast eating my head.
Well, it did. I just combed it and put it into little braid type things. I look pretty cute, if I do say so myself.
On the plus side; I was able to post a chapter for my story. Only thirty-four more chapters to rewrite. Fan-fucking-tastic, hey?
I love the band OK Go, now. Damian Kulash is my favourtie. Hopefully, I spelled his last name right. I probably didn't because I'm having one of my famous "stupid days".
I stayed up 'til five, then I fell asleep. I loved Idiana Jones movies. Wonderful stuff, right there.
Have you ever pants-ed a total stranger? I have, on a dare. Well, he wasn't a total stranger. He was an acquaintance. Sort of. He knew my name, I just didn't know his.
He had cute boxers. They had duckies on them.
Speaking of pantsing people; my brother's friend pants-ed my brother in front of me and Erin. We were sitting on the recliner chair, and then Chris R. comes up behind my brother and just BAM! Down goes his pants.
Funny shit.
Then he tried throwing the bible at me, but hit Erin instead considering we were sharing the chair and my brother aimed sucked duck but. Mm, even better.
I'm bored.
I'm gonna go.
Ponies &&Purple Cannibals
xo.xo
Jess <3<3
