She lives in a fairy tale,
Somewhere too far for us to find,,
Forgotten the taste and smell
Of the world that she's left behind,
It's all about the exposure the lens I told her,
The angles were all wrong now,
She's ripping wings off of butterflies.
Time: 5:21PM
Music: Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore
So, wow. Is it wrong that I forgot how to do this?
How long has it been since an actual post?
Two, three months?
So, I guess I should really tell you what's been going down, right?
Well, today Erin's sleeping over, yesterday I went and slept over at Madison's and we invited like, three of our guy friends and two of Madison's girlfriends. One of the guys couldn't come over, so it was just us six.
Natalie's never going to find out.
Oh, by the way, Merry -- late -- motha fucking Christmas! I hope yours went as well as mine. Well, that's a lie. I hope it went much better then mine for reasons I'm not saying.
I started a rewrite for one of my most read stories. It had a super long ass title, so I just thinned it down and made the chapters longer, descriptive, and more interesting.
I cut my hair. It was bothering me so much.
I got a new phone and my brother broke my iPod. My phone's an LG Neon, I think.
I dated Tyson and Harrison and I think Jack? For like two minutes, then dumped them all. When Tyson dumped me, I was like "But, what about all the good times we had? I can change!"
And I went to the Buchannan dance. Harrison was slapping mine and Erin's asses for this contest thing. I got new clothes too. Basically, I changed.
Lots.
I've become a lot more negative and sarcastic. And Brady, oh, right. You guys don't know Brady.
Well, okay, Brady's this guy who would always be over at our house. And when he sleeps here, he would be sleeping in his boxers because this is like his second house.
He's one of my brother's closest friends and he's pretty alright. Fairly quiet, but that's alright with me.
Kay, so, the reason why I brought him up is because of one reason, and one reason only; No it's not because I like him. It's more because he likes me. Totally weird, right?
Gets weirder.
So, my brother calls me, and all I hear is laughing. So, I'm like "Chris! What? I'm in math, so hurry the fuck up." I wasn't actually in math class, I went to the bathroom, but he called me in math class.
Anyways, he said "Brady said he banged you last night, confirm or deny." And Brady's incredibly embarrassed. And I'm super confused, so I say,
"You called me in the middle of math class for this bullshit?" Then I hang up. A couple hours later, I guess football practice was over -- yeah, my brother's in football, and I made the girls' basketball team. Hellz yeah! -- my brother calls, I answer, and then nothing. Then he just hangs up.
I ask him about it later, and he tells me it was Brady. Brady said he was calling his girlfriend with Chris' phone and calls me. So, I'm like, "Kay then."
Then, one day or two days later, he calls again. My brother, no Brady, and he said, "Brady said he banged you on this bench. Confirm or deny." And I was walking with Drew so she heard and laughed, and I just hung up.
Then when he got home, he went ton Xbox 360 Live and I was downstairs on my dad's computer, 'cause my internet was being incredibly stupid, then he yells out, "Hey, Jess! Brady said he ate you out," and I'm like "Excuse me?!". Then he's like, "Oh shit, she's down here."
And again, Brady was incredibly embarrassed.
And even to this day, it's still going on. There are many, many more I could list, but I've decided not to.
Oh, my friend Royce likes Drew but he's dating this girl named Amy M. and I HATE her. Like, dislike, dislike, dislike. She goes to my brother's school and all my brother does is tell me how annoying she is and how she stinks.
And I've met her, she's both annoying and she stinks.
And I'm like, "Really, Royce? Her? Wow." 'Course I would never say that to him, that's super mean. Even if I really want to, I won't.
Anyways, I gotta go.
Paper Hearts &&Blow Up Dolls.
Byee.
