OH EM GEE! OH EM GEE!! OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! My daddy bought me Breaking Dawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Book 2: Jacob Black.
PREFACE
"Life sucks, and then you die"
"Yeah, I should be so lucky."

That is my favorite so far! Of course, I'm not nearly that far into the book considering I'm too busy writing this and I just got this like two minutes ago but I skimmed.

So I cheated a bit, who doesn't?

But OH EM GEE! This is even better then my theme song! And that, my friends, is very hard to top.