I FEEL RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDOM!
HOT DAMN! I've never tasted Tarter sauce. What does it taste like? Will somebody tell me? Anybody? Nobody? Well, fine then. MEANIE-BO-BEANIES! HMMMMMMMMM, WHERE ART THOU, WINNIE ZEE POOH.
HAHAHAHAHA! Pooooooooo! LOL! ROFL! ROFLMAO! LSLIO!(Laughing So Loud It's Outrageous) Yea, I came up with that all by myself. Aren't you proud? Carrying on, OMFGTSF! OMGYH!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA. OMFGTSF: Oh My Fing God That's So Hilarious.
OMGYH: Oh My God You're Hilarious.
Why yes. Yes I am.
I never liked toilet plunger. Ask Bubbles (Troublesum Shika DUH!) she'll tell you. She's seen and heard me scream when I see one.
Ooh! I hate spiders. Ask Bubbles again, there was a spider at her house and I freaked. I didn't put my feet back on the ground for almost the rest of the time I was there.
THAT'S M-O-N-E-Y SO SEXY, I!
In your faces! I got the new LADY GAGA CD! HOT DAYUM! IT'S ZEE BOMB! I am addicted to the song Money Honey now. I WUV U BUBBLES! (In zee non-intimate way, perverts.) SHE BOUGHT IT FOR ME! OH EM GEE! I'M TWELVE!
HOT DAYUM! I love saying that now. HOT DAYUM, HOT DAYUM, HOT DAYUM, HOT DAYUM!
BUBBLE GUM!
What's your favorite kind of bubbles gum? I like Spearmint and Peppermint (I think that's the kind.) THEY'RE ZEE BOMB!
ICE CREAM!
MY FAVORITE IS COTTON CANDY AND BUBBLE GUM! BUBBLES HAS EVEN WITNESSED ME MAKING OUT WITH IT! I LOVE ICE CREAM!
PMS
POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT! THAT'S WHAT I AM! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M GONNA GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU TONIGHT! Although, if I don't I'm probably asleep or something CRAZY like that.
BOOM!
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!(HA! I almost wrote Boob. Wouldn't that be awkward)
GANGSTER!
YEA! I'M STRAIGHT UP G! I EVEN HAVE THE BAGGY SWEATERS TO PROVE IT!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!
I COULD DO THIS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAY! But, I'm not gonna. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESES!
- xoxo OH EM GEE! IT'S JESSICA!!
