UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED! BTW, I FINALLY GOT CONTACTS SO NOW I CAN SEE AGAIN!
Oh yea, I didn't tell any of you guyses what happened. Well, I lost a lens in my glasses so I couldn't see for like DAYS! It was exasperating. Plus, I think school gave me brain damage. Funny how that works.
But yea, I did get contacts so everything's like....Not blurry! Therefore, NO MORE HEADACHES! HOT DAYUM!
Oh, if you ever do try contacts do not see if you can sleep in them. I would've tried that if my eye lid wouldn't have been stuck to my eyes. Wouldn't that be a sight to see? I'd be running around, blindly, running into things screaming my butt off.
LSLIO.
That would be OUTRAGEOUS! And Punny! Not to mention painful. OH WELL! Still funny!
Well, that killed 5 minutes.
See, I have like an hour 'till I have to go to school and I woke up at 6:30 am sooooooo I'm pretty bored.
Why so early? You ask. Well, truthfully, I have no idea. I just got up and stayed up. Hot dayum, I'm stupid. And tired. UGH, AND I HAVE FRENCH TO FINISH!
I wonder if we did anything in art.
YEA, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M IN ART! GOT A PROBLEM?
No, I didn't think so. I happen to be very artisict.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I can't say that with a straight face! Heck, I can't even spell that! Maybe if I add a few more 'T's. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
Arttisict.
No.
Arttttttistict.
No.
Artistic.
HEY! I DID IT! TAKE THAT HARDVARD! Or however that college is spelled.
Y'know, I think I should get an award for spelling that. I could be in the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwspaper. Wouldn't that be cool?
'GIRL WHO SPELLS ARTISTIC CORRECTLY!'
I CAN SEE IT NOW! I COULD EVEN BE ON BROADWAY!
Whatever that is.
HEY! I JUST KILLED 5 MORE MINUTES! IT'S A NEW RECORD! Wanna know what my brother wants to try?
If you don't I'm gonna tell you anyways.
This is exactly what he said.
"I wanna pummel towards the Earth lit on fire."
BEST SENTENCE EVER RIGHT THERE! SEE IT? NO? WELL READ IT AGAIN UNTIL YOU HAVE IT IMPRINTED IN YOUR BRAIN!
I'd like to see him do that too. Swear to God, he was born backwards and then hit his head and then fell on his head.
Then he said,
"Wearing a suit like Iron Man."
He 14. Can you believe that?
I can't.
I KILLED 2 MINUTES! ON MY JELLO!
Well, I'm gonna go now.
I'm gonna go dance wildly to Money Honey.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!
- xoxo OH MY JELLO! IT'S JESSICA!!
