Disregard my random title. I just finished reading a post and I started typing all yea like.
I don't even know how hard people partied in 1965.
Ooh! I wanna try that stick that you pass around in a circle, and you like get high from it.
...Yea.
Anyways!
I'm B-O-R-E-D, BORED!
Have you ever been bored enough to do homework?
'Cause I just was. Now I'm on here!
IT'S MY MOMMY'S BIRFDAY TODAY!
I can't say her age, because she doesn't like it. Therefore, I'll just say she's turning 37 or something like that.
My brother might get a job!
I'd love to see him doing that, I can go there and make fun of him to all my heart's desire.
What fun!
And I'll try to mess him up, but that might get him fired, so I won't do that. I'll just annoy him to all my heart's desire, as well.
I think I'm gonna sue my black nail polish company. No chip for 10 days.
Psssh! Yea, right! It's only been one day!
And no, I haven't been picking at them.
WHAT ZEE EFF?!
IT ISN'T EVEN BLACK!
IT'S DARK BROWN!
But it looked black.
Stupid Stupid Store.
I never liked that store!
But I do like their eyeliner. It's tasty!
Just kidding! I don't eat eyeliner, I draw with it. On my mirror. And my brother, and a lot of other things. Even YOU!
Yes, you. The one who's reading this right now. Wait. That'd be me, right now.
Well, whoever reads this after me, and then that person, and then that person, and then-- yea, you get it.
Anyways, I wrote on YOU! With my eyeliner! That's been down my pants!
Hahahahahahaha..haha..ha...ha...ha?
...AWKWARD!
TIME FOR ZEE AWKWARD SILENCE DANCE!
By the way, I was kidding. I don't put anything down my pants, that's not supposed to be there.
Did you know every awkward silence, a gay baby is born?
That's probably not true, but I've raided your closet before!
That's why you can't find... Uhhh... You can't find what you were looking for that wasn't there because I raided your closet and took it!
Does that even make sense?
No I didn't think so.
But I took something, yea, that's right. I'm a theif!
I didn't even spell that right.
But I haven't stolen anything in my life.
SHUT UP JAYNA!
Hellooooooooo. It's Jay here!
Yea, the munchkin is sitting beside me. No offense!
Some taken.
Well, you are short.
Doesn't mean you have to point it out.
You always point out I'm tall.
Because you are.
And you're short. Now that that's settled, let's change zee topic.
Now, as I was saying, I've raided your closet, my nails are dark brown, and my eyeliner is gone.
I gotta put more on later.
LOLLI, LOLLI, LOLLI, LOLLI, LET ME SEE YOU POP THAT BODY!
I like that song. It's goooooooooooooooooooood.
Speaking of gooooooooooooood, wanna know what else is good?
CANDY!
Shut up, Jay! I am not predictable!
Of course you're not.
Well... You're still short! She's rolling here eyes, now she's grabbing one of my large books, now she's walking towards me. I wonder what she's-
She ran out of the room, and I locked her door, and now she's banging on it, trying to get me to open it up.
Phhhht, like that's gonna happen.
By the way, it's Jay.
And yes, she is very predictable, and I gotta go in like 14 minutes, but right now we're gonna go dance wildly to strange music and try to sing along with it.
Lol. I opened the door, and she fell in.
What a clutz.
Heeeeeey! A) You didn't spell that right. And B) You should be talking!
Yea, whatever.
Bye, bye!
-Jay.
XOXO
Jessica <3s you!
And she's in your room, waiting to pounce, and then rape you!
For the record, Jay added that. I wouldn't rape anybody.
I'm still only 12!
On the other hand, Jayna might.
WOULD NOT!
'Course you wouldn't.
Anyways, Jessica still <3s you!
And Jayna's gonna rape you in your dreams!
Tee hee!