DESTRESSED, BIZATCHES! Kidding! But I am destressed!

FIIIIIIIINALLY!

Tomorrow is Tuesday, everything will finally be done with and it's almost Spring Break!

MATTY!

Sorry, I've been calling my friend Matthew(Mat) Matty since, well, I think two weeks ago.

Matty's decided to start calling Erin Sabrina, 'cause he forgot her name.

But anyways, BRENDEN HAS A BIG BED, GLOW IN THE DARK TOYS, AND ERIN AND HIM PLAY WITH THEM IN THE DARK!

At his house...

On his big bed...

Who knows what they're doing!

Matty came up with that, and I added 'Who knows what they're doing!' and then Erin hit me. And Brenden didn't get it.

How naive.

ANYWHO'S!

I AM OFFICIALLY UNSTRESSED AND SHIT!

I have done my happy dance about 607 894 389 238 326 389 001 times!

I'm not entirely sure if that's a number buuuuuuuuuuuut, I LIKE IT!

Now I gots to goes!

Remember kids; It's organism, not orgasm!

Now, Big Bear, what have we learned today?

BB: We've learned that Jessica is terrible at math, she can hardly spell or say organism, she laughs at about anything, she can't say sorry to her brother with a straight face, annnnnnnnnnnnd I'M A STUFFED BEAR! I CAN'T TALK, GODDAMMIT!

Well, then. How rude.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Jessica <3s you!
Ish.
AND BUBBLES! WHERE ART THOU?!
Translation; WHAT THE EFF?! WHERE WERE YOU TODAY?!
I DIDN'T GET TO YELL IN YOUR FACE ALL DAY!
'Ya know, in that loving and hyper active way.
LSLIO!
LOVE U BUBBLES!(Sisterly way, people.)

OOH!

JAYNA WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY?! (She's on the phone. SpEAker, BAbY!)

Jay: That Jessica can actually type and talk at the same time! But she still can't spell!

Gee, thanks Jay. You make me feel, oh so very good about myself. (I actually said that to her.)

Jay: I know, right??

Jeez, what great friends I have. <---- SARCASM!

Just kidding, I still love all my friends! But Jayna's the shortest out of all of them! AND MOMMY MADDIE GOT BRACES!

And Matty's a creeper. <---- Erin's words exactly.

Byeeees!
Jessica still <3s you,
even though you might think she's a bit retarded!
And maybe insane.
Either way,
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Bleh.
I hate jelly, it's all jiggly and gives me dirty thoughts.
TEE HEE!
I'M A PERVERT!
That's why I'm looking in your bedroom window right now.
Yea.
I'm a creeper.
BYE! <3

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