That's right. I'm gonna go all High School Musical on 'yo asses butts. Wanna know why??
'CAUSE IT'S SPRING BREAK, BIZATCH!
WHAT TIME IS IT?! SPRING BREAK TIME! IT'S MY VACATION!
I have a whole frickin' week of sleeping in, doing absolutely nothing, shopping, "bonding" with my family, talking to my friends, and updating on stories, or my worlds.
Speaking of stories, WE HAD A TALENT SHOW AT MY SCHOOL!
And these two girls who were sitting in front of me, Megan, Drew, and Kyleen, kept giving me, Kyleen, and Megan dirty looks because we kept talking and laughing.
At one point, I was like, "What?" and then the blonde bizatch was like "Can you please be quiet?" in a sickly sweet voice, and then Kyleen's like, "Why?" then the brunette bizatch was like, "Because it's annoying." so I'm like, "Get used to it."
Soooooooooo, just to piss them off, we got louder.
Which caused the dirty looks to proceed more often. Then they start whispering and shnitzel, so I say, "Shut the fudge up." [I didn't actually use fudge, I used a more offensive word.]
So they give me another dirty look, so I give them the finger.
FUN!
They really picked the wrong bizatch to fu-- mess with.
Anyways, the talent show was actually decent. Boring. But decent.
And Brian Fiddlesticks is actually good at singing. Who knew.
I'm not even gonna talk about lunch, because that was a pissy moment for me. You do one little accident, and suddenly everybody blames you. So I'm all quiet and shizsticks, and Erin keeps asking me "What's wrong? What's wrong? I know something's wrong." I just kept denying it, seeing as she wouldn't wanna hear it anyways.
Sometimes, she can really be one of the kind of girls I really do hate.
See, this is why I prefer guys over girls.
A) They're not all up in your face. While girls usually are.
B) They can take a joke, without giving you a "look" and saying it was disgusting. While girls just give you a look and say it was disgusting.
C) They cause less drama. While most girls live for it.
D) They're really helpful in the boy department. While girls make random guesses.
E) They don't tell you every little detail of their relationships. While girls usually do.
F) And --for me especially-- they're easier to talk to. While --again, for me-- girls aren't. They either don't wanna hear it, or normally don't care.
Of course, not all girls are like this, but most of the girls I know are. Well, at least a little over half the girls I know. Which happens to be quite a few. Either way, it's really annoying.
Most of all, Erin hasn't changed a bit!
I love her to death, and she's just like my sister, but sometimes she can really be just a pain in the a-- neck. I mean, I don't care about Brenden that way, and I don't need to know about your kisses or hugs!
Jesus.
And really. Do you truly have to have the same best friends I do. And do you have to call Matty, Matty because I started?
I like being original, and she should try it too.
My brother disagrees, and I'm sure some of my friends would too, but I've noticed a pattern with her.
It all happened in grade 3, when I actually did have a crush on her now boyfriend. [When I look back on it, it's REALLY gross.]
When I started liking him, about a week later, she told me she did too. In grade 5 I liked this guy named Noah. And about a couple days later, she tells me she likes him too.
Get it?
Yea.
Seriously, it's really annoying to know every detail about her relationship, and anything else I truly don't care about.
I'm even frickin' blunt about it!
But she doesn't notice it.
But I still do love her to death.[As a sister] Even if sometimes she's a pain.
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!