Uh. Yea. About the title, oddly, I am feeling very, very, very perverted.
Why, you may be asking. Personally, I don't know why. All I know is I am!
YAY FOR PERVERTED-NESS!
Little people had a parade for me.
Wow. I guess I'm feeling random too.
Their fault they asked me if I wanted one. Little kids need to know better.
I'M GOING TO GET A NEW STERIO! And I didn't spell that right. =(
OHHHHHHHHH WELL!
WHIPPED CREAM!
There are so many perverted things I could say about that. Like the fact that it's used by women, and they put it on the male's--
OKAY!
Enough of that, or else this thing will turn into a s-- Ooh! I wonder how many perverted things I could say in a sentence!
Let's give this 3 shots, shall we??
1) If you put a very large thing in a very small hole, the hole might break, and then stuff will--
Tee hee! I'm not gonna finish that.
2) If you put your tongue--
'Ya know what, that's a little-- well a lot over PG13, so I'm not gonna finish that either.
3) When you put your fingers in bad places, you get dicsiaplined.(I'm a terrible speller person)
The third one is my favorite, right now. I should go now, me and mommy are gonna go pick up the new sterio!
Now, what have we learned today?
We've learned the Jessica says things that are very naughty, and she'd bang a dead guy as long as he's Heath Ledger.
Whoa.
Too much information.
But it just so happens to be true. ;)
KIDDING!
Gawd. I'm not gonna commit crimes. Although, if it wasn't illegal-- never mind!(JK, JK)
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
TAA TAA FOR NOW!
HUGS AND KISSES!
AND THEN--
I'm not even gonna go there.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
