PHONE SURVEY, BIATCH!

1. What is your current ringtone?
The Gummy Bear Song - Crazy Frog!

2. What is your current wallpaper?
Uhh, MY GANSTA KITTY! (He'll go all ninja on yo ass, in like 5 minutes)

3. Do you own a picture phone?
YUPAROO!

4. If so, what was the last picture you took?
Offfffffffff JAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

5. Go to your text message inbox and type what it says.
"Wat i got a mag chocolate sweter shoes gum and shorts."
That was from Errrrrrrrrrrrin!

6. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
Uhhhh, I dunno, and I don't really wanna count.

7. Go to your last missed call, who was it?
I deleted them, but I think it was from my brother, or Jayna

9. What service do you have?
ROGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!

10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service?
YO MOMMA! Jk, 5

11. Who's on your speed dial number 5?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrin!

12. Do you have a voicemail?
Psssh, you know it!

13. How many contacts that start with the letter D do you have:
Ummm, 3!

14. Who do you call the most?
Uh, uh, uh, I DUNNO!

15. How many text messages do you get a month?
Ummmm, over 300? 400? I dunno, something like that.

16. Can you send pictures?
LIKE TOTALLY!

17. What are the last 4 digits to your number?
THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION!
(0955 Shhhhhh)

18. Go to your sent texts, what does the 8th one say?
"Erie! I saw Matty @ church it was interesting"

I WAS IN MY MOMMY'S CAR!

19. What about the 15th?
"Brenden doesn't really get sarcasm so that's probably y he told u that i'm sure he's not mad so calm ur hormones!(my brother got me saying that)"

IT WAS TO ERRRRRRRIN! LOVE U ERIE BERRY!

20. Who's the last person that you called?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrin

22. Last person that texted you?
Errrrrrrrrrrin, and Mackenzie

23. Last person you added to your address?
Uh, NATASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

24. How many minutes are on your plan?
I dunno

25. Do you like your phone?
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BITCHES!

26. What is it?
Sony Ericson

27. What color is your phone?
Red and Silverrrrrrrrrrr!

TAA DOW!
I FINISHED!
COLTON'S MY BIATCH!
Jk, Jk!
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
ADIOS AMIGOS!
TTFN!

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