I'm bored and I just finished my art homework. Now I have to write. Well, damn. I'm gonna be a busy bee today. Ben Stiller is funny!
I think I'm gonna make this a long post today.
Wanna know how??
A SURVEY!
That I stole.
Because I'm James Bond like that.
Let's make that two surveys that I stole. Because I'm a Panda Bear like that.
GIRLS ONLY:
Do you sleep in your bra?
That's confidential information that only Andy Sandberg knows.
Do you enjoy drama?
Bleh, no.
Are you a girly girl?
Depends on the day and what I'm feeling.
Last person you hugged?
Jayna
Small or big purses?
Big please.
Do you think you’re conceited?
Depends
Do you dress up on Halloween?
Pssssh, I go as Erin for Halloween. I scare a lot of people.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
I forget.
Has anyone touched/smacked your butt?
Yes, and Brooke tickled it. That was very, very, awkward.
Last person who walked you somewhere?
I dunno
Do you call anybody by their last name?
Depends
Do you wear makeup?
Yes. Eyeliner, and sometimes lip gloss
Ever cried at a movie theater?
Not that I remember
Can you put mascara on without opening your mouth?
Not a chance
Have you ever been called a bad influence?
OH EM GEE ROFL CHEESE STICKS! YES! And it was pretty damn funny.
THIS OR THAT:
Eyeliner or Mascara?
Eyeliner
Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Burke?
Louis Vuitton
American Eagle or Hollister?
Americanb Eagle
Heels or flats?
Floaties! No I'm jaykaying with you. Well, actually, no I'm not. But flats.
Skirts or pants?
Pants. I only wear skirts to like weddings or something like that.
Hoodies or jackets?
Hoodies. I wear them almost everyday of my life.
Heels or sneakers?
Sneaks
Straight or curly hair?
Straight or wavy
RANDOM:
What color is your bra that your wearing?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Think!
Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
I usually go for the dark haired guys, but if the light hair works on him, he's a keeper!
Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
Somewhat. But it's only because he keeps teasing me
Do you have a best friend?
Yes. I have more then one, thank you!
Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No, I don't believe in that sort of stuff. I like natural beauty, not fake.
Do you like your life?
It could be better, but I still love it.
Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yea. But technically I was pushed, and I pulled them in with me. I do not go down alone.
Would you ever tell someone you loved them even though you didn't?
LMFAO. Yes, but they knew I was kidding around.
Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Yes. I bitch slapped him back to China Town! Well, no, but it hurt him!
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Once or twice. But that's over now.
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
I've never been that attracted to someone.
Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yupperdoodle!
Are you currently missing someone?
Yea, actually a lot of people.
IN A BOY:
Preppy or Punk/Goth?
Punk/goth. But if the shoe fits, then preppy. I don't really judge on labels.
Well-educated or Dropout?
I don't want him to be crazy smart, average would be nice.
Anything Cute or Abercrombie?
Neither.
Contacts or Glasses?
Hm, I don't usually fall for the guys with glasses, so most likely contacts, but if he looks hot in glasses, then I don't care. Also, he has to be able to make me wet my pants from laughing. No, jaykay. But he has to make me laugh.
Funny or Serious?
Funny! But serious when needed to be.
Long Hair or Short Hair?
Long, but not past his shoulders. Think Kelly Edwards hair. No longer then that.
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
Depends, but I usually like straight.
Good Dancer or Good Singer?
Singer. We'll have a lot of fun, teaching him how to dance ;)
Basketball Player or Football Player?
I love both! Basketball because I could play one-on-one with him, and football so he could teach me. If you get what I'm hinting at. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge! ;)
Smoker or Non-smoker
Non-smoker. Honestly, smokers disgust me.
Drinker or Non-drinker?
He can drink, but I don't want him to be an alcoholic.
;;@~NEXT SURVEY~@;;
YOUR BOY SIDE
(x)You love hoodies.
(x) You love jeans.
( )Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as it's not serious)
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.(Psssh, I've played with and against them!
( ) Shopping is torture. (I find it fun!)
(x) Sad movies suck.
(x) You own an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (LMFAO! Of course!)
( ) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.(You know it!)
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(I loved the blue one)
(x) You watch sports on TV.(I love watching Football!)
(x) Gory movies are cool. (Especially when they're Horror)
( ) You go to your dad for advice
( ) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to football games
( ) You used to/do collect baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear. (If they're sweats; sure. But I'm more into skinny jeans)
( ) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(Not at all. I don't even care if I have a sleepover with a guy)
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.(Black, red, and blue.)
(x) you love to go crazy and not care what people think.(Let them think what they want. I won't give a shitcake!)
(x) Sports are fun.( I <3 Basketball &&Football)
(x) Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes)
(x) Wear boxers. (Damn right!)
Total: 18
YOUR GIRL SIDE.
(x) You wear lip gloss.
(x) You love to shop.(Like I said; I find it fun!)
(x) You wear eyeliner.
( ) You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
( ) You wear the color pink.
( ) Go to your mom for advice.
( ) You consider cheerleading a sport.
( ) You hate wearing the color black.
(x) You like hanging out at the mall.(Making a scene and having fun is the shit)
( ) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x) You like wearing jewelry.(Just earrings and sometimes necklaces and rings)
( ) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
( ) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
( ) You don't like the movie Star Wars.(Hayden Christensen is a HOTTIE!)
( ) You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
(x) It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (It takes me an hour just to shower)
(x) You smile a lot more than you should.(I love smiling!)
( ) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x) You care about what you look like. (I admit; I do. But I don't care that much)
( ) You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(I love my cotton candy perfume!)
(x) You wear girl underwear. (I am a girl)
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid.(I loved Barbies and Polly Pockets!)
(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.(It's also fun playing dress-up, and drawing on your face with eyeliner!)
(x) Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera. (My cell's filled with photos of me and my friends!)
Total: 13
So, there it is! I'm more boy then girl, but I'm A-OK with that. I was being truthful the whole way through! I swear!
My friend is having emotion troubles, so I'm going to try to help her as much as I can!
We stick together like Peanut Butter &&Jelly! But hold the jelly, because I don't like that stuff.
My brother said he'd eat me. What a cannibal. Tsk, tsk.
My friend has been a bitch lately. It kinda sucks.
I'm off to eat something before I pass out from lack of nutrition! It's happened, don't let me fool you.
.xo.xo.
Jessica &&Hearts <3<3
