In a Crooked Little Town, They Were Lost and Never Found

Fallen leaves, fallen leaves, fallen leaves on the ground

Run away before you drown, or the streets will beat you down

Time: 11:20PM

Mood: Tired &&Bored

Music: Fallen Leaves - Billy Talent

Crashing schools and open houses are fun! I crashed an open house once with Jay and this is what I said --and I quote, "I'm here to buy my house with my lover," I said it with such a straight face too!

You should've seen the guy's face. Unfortunately, Jay couldn't keep a straight face so we bolted out of there laughing.

Good times...

Anyways, how's everybody?

My hair's hot when it's all bed head like. You know what I'm talking about, Becca!

I'm going to a laser tag jungle for Madd's party on Saturday. It's gonna be fun! I can go all James Bond, and nobody will care!

I watched my brother play Assassin's Creed and apparently I'm related to a famous assassin. Oh yeah!

I can be violent and not care!

Elle Em Eff Ay Oh! I just remembered what my brother said about me rebelling against the Jonas$ brothers. Darts. Lol.

Me and my brother have too many inside jokes.

Drew left her bags and hat here for summer break. Jeez. Drew always throws her stuff in my locker or my house.

Silly Drew!

But I wear her hate, it's like a beanie and I look hot in it! Ask Becca, she'll tell you.

We spent two hours or more sitting on my front door steps just talking. About guys taking off their pants. ;)

No.

I am not jaykaying with you.

I screamed out lyrics, too.

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

And damn right, it's better then yours

Yeesh, I'm bored.

There's nothing to do at 11:23PM at night. My brother was making fun of Taylor Lautner, saying he hopes he gets hit by a bus, but you should see him trying to fix his hair like Robert Pattinson's or however the Hell you spell his name.

Honestly, I don't care much, anyways.

The MMVA's were so good!

Gave me like seven orgasms. Jaykay!

It was only five.

Hum, Hum, Hum, Hum.

I have a PolyWhore.

Whoops, meant to say Polyvore.

But I actually do have a PolyWhore. Our conversations are confidential though!

I'm really bored, did you know that?

I had an incident with shower gel and my shower door.

I was hyper in Costco, I had the urge to go up to an old man and yell at him for no real reason. I didn't though, wouldn't want to be charged because he had a heart attack.

Well, I'm gonna go.

Control Freaks &&Moisture Maniacs
xo.xo
Jess <3<3

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