I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now: this is who I really am inside
Time: 2:43PM
Mood: Swearing Mood &&Hyper &&Perverted
Music: The Kill - 30 Seconds To Mars
Marry me, Bury me!
CHOP MY BALLS OFF! LIKE A BOSS!
Today's Mommy Maddie's PAR-TAY and I am HYPED UP!
I was yelling the lyrics to Like A Boss in my brother's face, LMFAO you should've seen him when I woke him up this morning.
I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm really really bored!
Are you bored?
'Cause I'm bored.
Being bored isn't very fun.
I like having fun.
Fun is fun.
F-U-N, FUN!
Well, that was entertaining for about, oh, maybe five seconds?
LASER TAG, BITCHES!
I GET TO SEE DREW!
Well, I'm still bored.
STICK ME DOWN YOUR PANTS!
No, I'm jaykaying. Please don't. That's mandatory rape. And rape isn't good. Because then you could get some girl pregnant. And then you'd be a father! Unless a girl rapes another girl, then you won't be a father!
But if the girl rapes the guy, then she'd be a mother, and he'd be a father! So then it'd be all her fault.
I DON'T WANT TO BE A MOMMY YET! Think of all the poor diapers I'll be using! OH MY GAWD!
Wearing pants is good for you. Wouldn't wanna get amnesia!
Oh wait, that's memory loss. How would you get that from not wearing pants? Hmmmmm...
BE FUNNY! DANCE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!
Just don't fall down the stairs. That's never fun.
SHALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA! YOU JUST GOT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVED!
TEEEEE HEEEEEEE!
Big Beds &&Feather Boas
xo.xo
Jess <3<3
RATED A B C D
Always
Bite
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Doctors!
