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Roll Call

(There are quite a few people in Mamoru's family, so I'll put up their character data.)

Satoshi Yukinojo- Father, Head of the Household
Occupation: Author
Age: 40
Appearance: A short- haired silverette with stubble. 5'11 (180.34 cm), healthy, physically fit.
Bio: Formerly an ANBU and Jounin Captain. Retired when he felt as though he wanted to settle down. It would give his children a chance to have normal lives (the Yukinojos live on the furthest outskirts of Konohagakure).
Personality: Very chill, but not a reluctant or absent father. Responsible, despite being a bit absentminded (as many authors are). A worrier (mostly because of Mamoru and his wife) though not a pessimist. Actually has a remarkably high level of sass.

Shinya Yukinojo- Second son- The Sensititve one
Occupation: Student (Third Year in high school)
Age: 16 (17 as of May 21st, 2014)
Appearance: Brunette with medium length hair (long for a boy). 5'10, healthy, soccer player.
Bio: Ordinary high school student for the most part. Though popular with girls and exemplary in his studies, Shinya would rather spend his time watching his dramas and taking care of his family (especially his tsundere older brother, Mamoru).
Personality: Shinya may seem to be the type that never gets enough sleep because, well, he is. Often, he pulls all-nighters for his studies; sometimes, to reward himself for those project completions, he will watch his dramas until dawn. He's very close to Mamoru and can easily be seen as one of his best friends, despite being his brother. Compassionate person who may come off as aloof (he's really just tired). Perfectionist who is at a higher level of learning than he is being taught. Impressive level of sass for a sleepy person.

Shiki Yukinojo- Third son, The Fuck you too, Watson Twin
Occupation: Student (Second Year in High school)
Age: 15 (16 as of July 10th, 2014)
Appearance: Originally a brunette with mouse brown hair (like Shinya and their mother); dyed black (and average length for a Japanese male) just before his first year of high school. 5'7, healthy, no conventional sports listed.
Bio: Snarky and more ass than sass, Shiki is interested in conventionally "gray" areas of life. This isn't to say he's morally compromised; instead, this is saying that he would probably end up being that one handsome scientist who accidentally orchestrates the apocalypse. Very protective of his younger twin; enjoys picking on Shinya (though he never succeeds in escaping his big brother's wrath). Will admit he is wrong on several occasions. Smooth Oedipus.

Ikki Yukinojo- Fourth Son- The No Shit Sherlock Twin
Occupation: Student (Second year of high school)
Age: 15 (16 as of July 10th, 2014)
Appearance: A silverette with hair long enough to be just below his shoulders. 5'8, terrible immune system but otherwise healthy, tennis player.
Bio: A bit more soft spoken than his twin (unless they're together), Ikki is more likely to actually stir up conflict than his older twin (though often without realizing it). The mouth that never stops talking. The know-it-all. The walking disease. That is Ikki Yukinojo. Though he can easily be unbearably sweet, he would rather show his poisonous side for fear that people will take his gentle exterior for granted (like his eldest brother, he has many problems with this). Ikki is also a pansexual with a preference for people who are more feminine, making him the only queer person in his family (with the exception of Mamoru who would have a 1 on the Kinsey scale, thanks to Keisuke).

Yukaru Yukinojo- The A Class Tsundere
Occupation: Student (First Year of High school)
Age: 14 (15 as of October 7th, 2014)
Appearance: Short haired silverette. 5'6, wears glasses because he needs them, not as a fashion statement. Basketball player.
Bio: The tsundere gene has not left the Yukinojo house, unfortunately. Though he has a bit of a prickly personality, he's only rough on the people he loves. Looks up to his eldest brother more than Shinya (which is a feat), not that Mamoru knows it. Instead, he and Mamoru butt heads more often than not, and Mamoru usually ends up holding him upside down and shaking him, or beating him up some other way. He is the only Yukinojo who currently has a significant other (a girlfriend named Haruka) that is female.
Contrary to popular belief, no, Yukaru is not a higher class of tsundere than Mamoru. While Yukaru is Class A, Mamoru is easily an SS.

Kotoko Yukinojo- The Cutest One
Occupation: Soon to be an Academy student, despite her father and brother's wishes
Age: 12 (13 as of April 19th)
Appearance: Brunette with long hair (down her back). 5'3 and very cute (and one day she will be a knockout). Also plays American football.
Bio: The youngest Yukinojo and only daughter, Kotoko is a bit of an optimist- but can really get rough and tumble if need be. Apparently, not all of her brothers dote on her (i.e. the twins) and she often has to fend for herself. She misses her mother as much as Mamoru does but never mentions it because she knows how much she meant to him in comparison. A person who is sensitive to other people's feelings and often aware of Freudian slips (moreso as she ages). Abolutely adores Keisuke.

Kotomi Yukinojo will be added later, as will pictures, hopefully.

I'll do it too.

Level 1:

() Smoked a cigarette
() Smoked a cigar
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank alcohol

Total: 1

Level 2:

(x) Are/Been in love
(x) Been dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight

Total: 4

Level 3:

(x) Had a crush an older person
(x) Skipped school
(x) Slept with a co-worker
(x) Seen something/someone die

Total: 8

Level 4:

( ) Had a crush on one of your facebook friends
( ) Been to Paris
( ) Been to Spain
( ) Been on a plane
( ) Thrown up from drinking

Total: 8

Level 5:

(x) Eaten sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
( ) Met someone BECAUSE of facebook/myspace
( ) Been in a mosh pit

Total: 9

Level 6:

(x) Taken pain killers
(x) Loved/liked someone you can't have
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel

Total: 13

Level 7:

(x) Had a tea party
( ) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played dress up Does being undercover as a woman count?

Total: 16

Level 8:

( ) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
( ) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school

Total: 19

Level 9:

(x) Watched the sunset
(x) Felt an earthquake
(x) Killed a snake

Total: 22

Level 10:

(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed/vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been misunderstood

Total: 26

Level 11:

(x) Won a contest
( ) Been suspended from school
( ) Had detention
( ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident

Total: 27

Level 12:

( ) Had/have braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

Total: 28

Level 13:

(x) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
(x) Pole danced
(x) Questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post it notes

Total: 31

Level 14:

( ) Swished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
( ) Been to the opposite side of the world
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying

Total: 34

Level 15:

(x) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
( ) Sang karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins

Total: 36

Level 16:

(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Kissed in the rain!

Total: 39

Level 17:

(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Watched the sun set and/or sun rise with someone you care/cared about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach

Total: 43

Level 18:

(x) Crashed a party
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days in a car full of people
( ) Gone roller- skating/blading
( ) Had a wish come true
( ) Been humped by a monkey

Total: 44

Level 19:

( ) Worn pearls
(x) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Screamed "penis" or "vagina"
( ) Swam with dolphins

Total: 45

Level 20:

( ) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
( ) Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes I already mentioned that....whoops haha
(x) Sat on a roof top

Total: 47

Level 21:

(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) Talked on the phone for more than four hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

Total: 52

Level 22:

(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(x) Have/been in a tree house
( ) Been too scared to watch scary movies alone

Total: 55

Level 23:

( ) Believed in ghosts
( ) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) Gone streaking
(x) Visited jail

Total: 56

Level 24:

(x) Played chicken
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) Broke a bone
(x) Been easily amused

Total: 60

Level 25:

(x) Caught a fish then ate it later
( ) Made a porn movie
( ) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed

Total: 63

Level 26:

( ) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
( ) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
(x) French braided someone's hair I have a little sister!
() Gone skinny dipping
() Been kicked out of your house

Total: 66

Level 27:

( ) Rode a roller coaster
( ) Went scuba-diving / snorkeling
(x) Black-mailed someone
( ) Been black-mailed
( ) Had a cavity

Total: 67

Level 28:

(x) Been used
(x) Fell going up the stairs
(x) Licked by a cat
(x) Bitten someone
() Licked someone

Total: 71

Level 29:

(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Flattened someone's tires
( ) Rode your bike/driven your car until the fuel light came on
( ) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel
( ) Had sex in the rain

Total: 72

Mm...I think some of those sound reeeally bad.

UPDATE: I seem to have forgotten a few!

Seven Eggs, Scrambled.

"Shinya! Ikki!"

As he cooked breakfast with his usual fervor, Mamoru flipped a finished pancake before starting on the scrambled eggs. "Shiki? Yukaru? Kotoko, it's time to get up! I'm making breakfast!"

"Breakfaaaaast!" His only sister was flying down the stairs before the others, her long, brown hair flowing behind her. "Nii-san, what did you make today?"

"Scrambled eggs and you each get a pancake." He answered before planting a kiss on the crown of her head.

"Yay!"

"You get the smallest pancake with your other one because you were first." He went on, and as she cheered, he turned on the coffee maker. "Morning, Tou-san. I'll have your coffee in a minute."

"Mm." The unshaven man that stealthily descended the stairs. "Thank you."

"No problem."

The other four boys tumbled down the stairs soon afterward, eliciting a loud sigh from the eldest child as he glanced at the tangled mess of limbs. "You're all hopeless."

"Whatever." The twins, Ikki and Shiki answered in unison, but Mamoru dismissed it. They were still going through the bulk of puberty, and that was never easy. Yukaru followed closely behind, though he was already fully dressed and ready to go.

The last to actually sit at the table was Shinya, who was sixteen and a half. With his dark hair disheveled, he looked like he'd stepped out of a hurricane, and when he pulled up a chair, his head immediately hit the table. "'Morning Moru."

"You pulled another all nighter, didn't you?" Mamoru asked, grabbing the plate of pancakes by the stove.

"Had project." Came the muffled answer. "Will get an A. No judging."

"Hai, hai." Mamoru chuckled and set down the food. "Dig in, and remember we have to leave in twenty minutes. I have to meet my team later on too, you know. Oh, and Tou-san, your shirt's in the dryer."

"Thanks...but..." The head of the household paused. "Mamoru, don't you think that maybe-"

He knew what would be coming next, so he cut his father off. "I'm fine, Tou-san. Enjoy your breakfast, alright?" With a smile, he grabbed his own breakfast, a slice of toast and some orange juice, and began arranging lunch boxes. He wondered what mission he would be placed on today, given that he was going to see Lord Hokage later on.

When breakfast was finished, upon passing the closet near the front door, he opened it and smiled at the picture of a beautiful, black haired woman. "Morning Kaa-san. I'm going on a mission today. Wish me luck."

As he turned to the rest of his siblings, he waved a hand. "Later, Tou-san! We're going to the bus stop!"

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OOC: This is really just an intro post, so replies are fine, but the lack thereof is also fine. :)

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