White Half: I am Zetsu... welcome to our world!

Black Half: TOUCH ANYTHING AND YOU'RE DEAD.

White Half: We like chewy people!

Black Half: Shut up.

White Half: What'd I say?

Black Half: EVERYONE KNOWS WE LIKE CHEWY PEOPLE. STOP STATING THE OBVIOUS!

...

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-.^

White: Nothing to Post

Black: Go to hell.

*Snarls*

Black Half Rant:

Apparently, when Pein and Madara ask for us to post in the hideout... WE GET KICKED OUT OF THE FRIGGIN OFFICE. - - I don't think I'LL be posting anymore. Anything you hear from us in the hideout... IT'S FROM MY OTHER HALF. BYE.