Me: Zaishiiii ~! Your soo cute ! Here's a bone ! X3

Zai: ... Why would I need a bone ?

Me: Goos Boyy~!♥ ^^

Zai: ... .... ? .... You do know I'm not a dog in your human world, right Nae?

Me: Hmm? Then what are you???

Zai: .. Zangoose ... Think about it. What would I be if I was made in the human world. Zangooose ..

Me: .. A.... Kitty ? :3

Zai: *smacks forehead*