Sentaro: i am so stoned, this riceball feels nice.
Kaoru: you hippie.

Or
Sentaro: Mister lonely, I'm mister lonely. I'm so lonely, riceball.
Kaoru: *gives 'poor you' look*
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Only I can make myself laugh.

"It's still well within the 5-minute rule!"

Props if you get the ref!

~S.G~

It is here that we observe the onigiri in its natural habitat, with its top predator... the human.

Itachi the Riceball: You must hate me Sasuke.Harness that hatred. Only then will you be able to destroy me and avenge our clan.
Higarashi: My name isn't Sasuke.

Kaoru: Did you suffer a brain injury, too? I said to put some "ice" on that scar.

I watched Higarashi last night..............now I'm afraid to eat riceballs

@tsubasachro:

I love that one. Hope you win.

Sometimes a riceball is better company than people.

Kaoru: "Sentaro...What are you doing?"
Sentaro: "Sh-sh-sh! Listen..."
(Silence)
Kaoru: "What?:
Sentaro: "Do you hear it?"
Kaoru: "What? The food?"
Sentaro: "What else?"
Kaoru: "You've been eating too much of the seaweed."
Sentaro: (Slurred) "I know, I've had like 8 of these." (hic)

I wish I was an onigiri...cause that's not weird at all.

1# Sentaro: that's not an umeboshi!!
2# Kaoru: you trippin..... over an onigiri
3# even a humble riceball can look fashionable witha a leopard print towel
4# -this onigiri was touched and subsequently dropped by Gackt-san-

ok take your pick

Not even L could solve this one.

Sentaro go where the huskies go, but don't eat none of them yellow rice balls. (Frank Zappa's sage advice.)

I'm Chuck Norris and I eat riceballs while lying down. I'm just that amazing!

Sentaro:if i eat this riceball i'll die but if i don't i'll die what should i do?
Kaoru:eat it it's better for the magots to eat something that had a full stomach.

Sentaro: But...what if....this is a homeless kid's rice ball?

Sentaro: Who would have thought the answer to life, the universe, and everything would be in this little rice ball...
Kaoru: Who would have thought you would lose your mind after eating those brownies the nice hippie ladies gave you.

Sentaro: "They said one grain of rice can tip a scale. You know that Im on a diet. . ."

Just pointing out that out of the last five caption battles, three used my picture. I feel important!

Kaoru: You're still going to eat that?
Sentaro: Hey, floor riceballs give you health.

(Kudos if you get the reference :D)

Sentaro:"To rice or not to rice, that is the question..." o.o"

he doesn't understand me the way you do, riceball.

Sentaro: Lonely... I'm Mr. Lonely...

kaoru: No matter how drunk and lonely you get, i hope you realize that your rice ball isn't going to talk back to you.