Chuck Norris and Haruhi Suzumiya once fought each other, and the resulting shockwaves and energy output completely annihilated the previous universe with both of them as survivor, but leaving Haruhi with a memory loss, and Chuck with the task of rebuilding the universe using just his bare hand....
LovelyRisa
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply
@LilyWhite:
And we know he would rebuild it better than before!
Why?
CUZ HE'S CHUCK NORRIS!
LilyWhite
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/19/09 | Reply
Chuck Norris and Haruhi Suzumiya once fought each other, and the resulting shockwaves and energy output completely annihilated the previous universe with both of them as survivor, but leaving Haruhi with a memory loss, and Chuck with the task of rebuilding the universe using just his bare hand....
shine moonlight
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/18/09 | Reply
OMG!!! really beware!
roxy0024
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/18/09 | Reply
Oh my, chuck norris *laughssss*. Great!
Ritona
Hunter (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/18/09 | Reply
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries.
Cheesy jokes aside, very amusing card. I'm sure we all wished we were Chuck at one point or another in our life. lol
"You won't like me when I'm psychoanalyzed."
Vampireslastbite
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/18/09 | Reply
Chuck Norris was born in a house he built