@Timcanpy14:

Yeah...Near is my little puddin cup, lawli-pop, sweet potato pie *huggles Near* isn't him?!

Near: *muffled* Yay!
BB: I forgive you, Tim. I can't blame you for thinking I eat people, what with me being a sadistic madman and all.
Me: But your MY sadistic madman
BB: *purrs*
L:
Me: What's wrong L? You're my Panda-man!
L: *smiles* I'm just not used to hearing BB purr...and he purrs so....seductively...
BB: *purrs lewdly*
L: *shudders* ooooh....
Me: Sexy huh?
L: Indeed
Light: I'm sexy too right?
All: *ignoring Light*
Light: *pouts*
Mello: WHERE IS THE WHITE HAIRED FREAK???!!!
Matt: Hey Near, L, BB, Lelouch, C.C, Light, *turns to Misa's corpse* hey Misa.
Me: Eww! BB get that cadaver outta here!
BB: Yeah yeah....*heaves Misa's body out window*
Me: Mello and Matt you two are going to live with Timcanpy for a while.
Lelouch and C.C: Wait...how did you know who we were?
Matt: I dunno.
Mello: What?! I thought Near said he was gonna show L he was better.
Me: Oh, Puddin Pie just said that to get you two over here.
Matt: Cool with me.
Mello: So he lied to me! See L! Your precious N- wait...PUDDIN PIE?!
Near: I'm her puddin pie.
Mello: You're so gay Near!
Near: Said the leather bound, androgynous man...
Mello: I'll get you!
BB: All righty then off you two go! You're getting on my nerves and you don't wanna get on Beyond Birthday's nerves. *shoves them into teleporter*
Mello: Wait! No! MATTE!!!
Me: Ok they're headed your way Tim! Keep them as long as you like!
Near: You say that as if they're your property.
Me: They are Puddin Pie!
Near: *turns to BB* And you sleep with someone with that kind of mentality?
BB: *smirks* Every night....heh heh heh heh
Me: BB! uhh...*blushes* hope to hear from you soon Tim...

@Timcanpy14:

BB: I don't eat bodies!! i may lap up some blood but that's all!
Near: Calm down, BB.
Me: Yeah calm down. And yes I will most definately catch Mello and Matt for you. Near, would you do the honors you little sweet potato pie you?
Near: *blushes* Sweet potato pie...ahem ok then *dials Mello's number* Hello Mello?
Mello: *over phone* Yeah freak?
Near: Could you come over? I need to show L how much better I am than you.
Mello: WHAT??!! L's there? HA! This is my chance to prove myself worthy of the title L! Matt! Get my chocolate! We gotta go show up Near!
Matt: *playing game* uh huh yeah whatever *walks off*
L: Why do I have to be put in this?
Lelouch: BBBAAACCCOOONNN!!!!
Near: Ok then, address is on Optimus Prime. See you later.
Me: So now we wait.
Near: Yes, they'll be here by the next comment. Courtney...
Me: Yes?
Near: Did you really mean it when you said I was a sweet potato pie?
Me: Yes I did.
Near: :3 *twirls hair*

@Timcanpy14:

I brought Light back to life. Misa unfortunately stayed dead. Mello and Matt aren't here but I can go catch them for you and send them to your house. Lelouch has recently become addicted to bacon as a way to cope with the traumatizing experience of being kidnapped and locked in a closet with a serial killer. *glares at BB* and he did in fact sexually harass C.C.

BB: I said I was sorry, baby girl!
Me: I wasn't your 'baby girl' when you were rubbing C.C's butt!
BB: I thought you forgave me!
Me: Well now I'm mad again!
BB: Honey...c'mon don't be like this...*nuzzles*
Me: :3
Light: *whispers to L* Did you know that those two were together?
L: I was 40% sure that they were a secret couple.
Near: Hmm...how sweet *twirls hair*
Lelouch: *rocking in corner gorging on bacon*
BB: Now do you forgive me?
Me: I forgive you B-kun
BB: Really this time?
Me: Yes.
BB: That's my baby girl

@Timcanpy14:

I don't know why animes are breaking into my house!!!!

Light: I did not 'break in'...I just...walked in...
Near: So now you walk through walls? Because the front door is always locked.
C.C: Petty locks and deadbolts can't stop me.
L: The pizza is gone, why are you still here?
C.C: I don't know. *collasps on floor* Will there be more pizza?
BB: Hey, if she wants to stay, let her stay. *gropes C.C's butt* I got something better than pizza...heh heh heh
Me: BB.....I thought we...*sniffles, crys into Near's shoulder*
Near: There there. *pats head*
C.C: Please refrain from touching me. *evil glare*
BB: Awww Court I didn't mean it...you know how I am...I just...can't express myself...*hugs*
Me: *hugs back*
L: I thought I was your favorite character...
Me: You both are honey and so is Near, he's so cute
Near:
Lelouch: I want bacon.
All: *stares at Lelouch*
Lelouch: What? I hadn't said anything for a while.

@Timcanpy14:

Me: I never knew L swore.
BB: Yeah...I mean L is usually all "I use proper English and crap".
Near: L was very upset, even so it was quite out of character for him.
L: I apologize for my language, it was rude of me to sink to *glances at Beyond* HIS level, especially in the presence of children and two ladies.
Lelouch: You know this closet isn't all that bad. If you forget about the fact that a murderous lunatic is living in here too.
BB: I know right? I mean, I have no qualms about you staying here with us Lelouch, psychopathic maniac or not.
Lelouch: I ment you.
BB: What is with everybody thinkin I'm insane?! You dismember a few bodies here and there then all or a sudden they're cartin you off to the funny farm. Seriously...
Light: Exactly! BB I think that you and I are totally on the same page.
All but Light:
Light: What?
Near: Who let YOU in the closet?!
L: Who let you in the house?!
BB & Lelouch: Who are you?!
Light: *tosses hair* I am Light Yagami, aka Kira.
Lelouch: Kira? Why on Earth would you refer to yourself with a girl's name?
All but Light and Lelouch: *laughing*
Light: Kira is the Japanese pronunciation of Killer!
Me: Seriously Light how did you get in my house.
Misa: LIGHT!!!!! *glomps Light*
Me: Oh hells naw... B, handle it.
BB: Heh heh heh with pleasure sweetie pie *murders Light and Misa, jumps into Code Geass world and murders Suzaku*
Lelouch: Kya ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Me: Oh well I don't like Suzaku anyways! Now who wants pizza?!
BB: Strawberry jam pizza?
L: Cake pizza?
Near: Pepperoni pizza?
Lelouch: Cheese pizza?
C.C.: Did somebody say pizza?
All but C.C: *anime fall*

@Timcanpy14:

Well not a professional writer. It just that ya know on when you write a fanfic you can control the characters and their surroundings. Now about your question.

Me: Hey, BB. It seems you have a question.
BB: I thought I told you cops, I don't know nothin bout nothin!
Near: It's Timcanpy.
BB: Oh...
Lelouch: She wants to know what you real name is.
BB: Beyond Birthday IS my real name. I'm pretty sure my mom was on some serious crystal meth when she named me.
L: Among other things...
BB: Hey, I don't go raggin on your mom so don't start raggin on mine! Besides you're one to talk, at least my mom bothered to add letters after the first letter in my name. "L" what kind of retard ass name is that?
L: My mother was not retarded and neither is my name! L Lawliet is a fantastic name! "Beyond Birthday" is retarded!
BB: My name is pure win! YOUR name is pure sh-
Me: OK!! BB let's remember to keep this rated G, honey.
BB: Yeah yeah...*opens up fresh jar of jam, glances at L* Loser
L: *mumbles* You old jelly eating bastard.
Near:
Lelouch:
Me:
BB:
Me:....uh....

@Timcanpy14:

L: She's an authoress at FanFiction.net, they ALL have powers.
BB: Yep, that's why we don't go against her.
Near: That and the fact that we really don't have any qualms about staying here.
Lelouch: I DO!
BB: Oh, well he does.
Me: Oh and thanks about my username.
BB: BeyondLawliet...heh heh heh...so true.
L: Keep dreaming, Beyond Birthday.
BB: *blows rasberry*
L: Oh REAL mature B.

@Timcanpy14:

Nah, Beyond's a sweetie pie. I keep strawberry jam handy at all times, just in case B starts feeling stabby. Besides as long as my mom aint home they do as they please in the house.

B: *slurping on jelly* Yesshh! I lisch Courstney. She's csool.
L: Must you eat so repulsively? *shudders*
B: *finishes* Shut up, L. I like her username too. "BeyondLawliet" has a nice ring to it.
Near: *plays with puzzle*
B: *wipes jam on Lelouch's shirt*
Lelouch: You uncouth brute!
B: *pulls out knife* Shut it wuss.
Lelouch: *using geass* Why don't you kill yourself.
Me: Nice try, Lulu. You geass won't work with us.
Lelouch: What? How?
Me: Magic.
Near: *twirls hair* PWNED.

@Timcanpy14:

Too late.

Me: Ha! You're mine now Lelouch!
Lelouch: Timcanpy!!! Help me!!!
Me: Heh heh heh, she can't help you now.
Lelouch: ....
*shoves Lelouch in closet with L, Beyond Birthday, and Near.
Beyond Birthday: So she got you too huh?
L: It isn't so bad, she does give us sweets :3

@Timcanpy14:

Yes you should. They sell them at Wal-Mart.

*steals Lelouch from your picture*

@Timcanpy14:

Well you can never be too careful these days...murderous freaks are around every corner...*looks around carefully, spots self in mirror* OMG THERE'S ONE NOW!!! *runs away in terror*

What a coincidence, there's one in my back pocket.