NO!! *pushes purple-haired lady* HE'S MINE! BACK OFF, PUNK!!!

One thing that would make it work is these two share a very similar history. Both abandoned orphans distrusted since birth.

you know...between them they've got four eyes Get it? (gets mauled by HXL fans)

HAHAHAHAHA^o^ Hilarious!!!!

And incase you're wondering why, I've got these two in an enormous fanfiction together.