@SandLover13:

D: awwws

Malady: I forgive you Dangerous

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me too D:

Dangerous: *thinks* You're right... I'm sorry...

@SandLover13:

D: I'm still sorry sis I really missed talking to you

Malady: He's the one that got me pregnant and showed me love. What if Brother Reo was a cat?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

It's okay^^

Dangerous: *stops* But he's a cat! You didn't tell me that your husband was a cat!

@SandLover13:

*hugs back* I'm sorry

Malady: Dangerous stop!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*hugs you* WAAAH, I missed you! D: It's okay...

Dangerous: ^^ Alright, Peanut, would you get your brothers, sisters, and Uncle Reo please? I'm going to talk to daddy a while... *waits until Peanut Butter is out of sight, then growls at Worm*
Worm: O_o' Huh?
Dangerous: Cat....! *contract is broken and she starts chasing Worm*
Worm: *meows and runs away, being chased by Dangerous*

@SandLover13:

D: sorry I wasn't on yesterday. I was on, but I had to get off at 5:30

Peanute: *nods* Yeah, that's what Mommy says ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

:D

Worm: *looses his guard and comes out and hugs Peanut* I'm okay, sweetie^^ *swishes his tail*
Darkness: *looks at Worm* That's your daddy?
*To let you know, Darkness's contract is about to be broken soon*

@SandLover13:

:D lols

Peanut: D: I don't know... Daddy? What's wrong?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yay!

Dangerous: Awww. But why is he hiding?

@SandLover13:

*smiles back*

Peanut: :3 Daddy. He's going to play with us ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*smiles*

Dangerous: Hi Peanut Butter ^^*looks at her* Who's behind you?

@SandLover13:

lol yeah... XD

Peanut: :D Hi Auntie!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

XD

Worm: I dunno. Hide and seek? ^^ Wait... who's Auntie Danger again? *remembers a flashback*
~FlashBack~
Jess: Now Worm and Mike, you are my only two cats. This is very important. Count D said that I should own the Cerberus sisters. Their names are Dangerous, Diana, and Death. They have a contract. One of those rules is that "They should never EVER get near a cat, or they will cause mass destruction." So do NOT go near the Cerberus. Especially Dangerous. She hates cats
~End FlashBack~
Worm: O_o' Ummmm
Dangerous: *runs with Reo* Reo and me are back^^
Worm: *hides behind Peanut Butter*

@SandLover13:

lol awesomes

Berri: Okay, what were we playing last?
Puppies: *shrug*
Cupcake: Where's Uncle Reo and Auntie Danger?
Melon: Not sure... maybe they're still getting everything.
Cookie: What do you like to play Daddy? :3
Puppies: :D Yeah

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

>XD

Worm: Okay! *goes to the puppies where they were playing at*

@SandLover13:

XD it was random

Malady: Go out and get em, Tiger

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Why you say sorry?

Worm: *kisses back*

@SandLover13:

XD sorry

Malady: *wraps arms around his neck and kisses him on the lips*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

LOLZ

Worm: yes please?

@SandLover13:

Hyper poke :D *pokes*

Malady: Kiss for good luck?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*pokes you randomly*

Worm: Yup

@SandLover13:

:3 *pokes again*

Malady: Are you really sure?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*pokes you* :D

Worm: Don'r worry, I'll be fine ^^'

@SandLover13:

*pokes* :3

Malady: You sure you'll be okay sweetie?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yup

Worm: Okay^^ (In his mind, he's terrified at the thought, but he doesn't want to show it)

@SandLover13:

XD lol this is fun

Malady: Good ^^
Peanut Butter: Mommy? Can Daddy play a game with us and Uncle Reo and Auntie Danger? :D

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*pokes*^^

Worm: Yes... Daddy's okay^^

@SandLover13:

:3 *pokes*

Puppies: Whoops ^^' *get off him* Sorry Daddy...
Malady: *helps Worm up and kisses his cheek* Are you okay sweetie?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

XD

Worm: *coughs* Daddy misses you all... but can Daddy breathe please? *coughs because he is crushed under the pups*

@SandLover13:

XD lol yup

Cookie: :D Daddy!
Berri: I'm so happy to see you!
Pumpkin: :3 been so long
Melon: We missed you so much
Cupcake: :3 *wags tail*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

LOLZ XD

Worm: Yes she is! :D And so is her brothers and sisters... speaking of which, where are they? *all of Malady and Worm's children run and jump on Worm* Augh! *falls down*

@SandLover13:

:D lol sometimes

Malady: *comes over* Oh, hey baby, when did you get here? <3 *picks up Peanut Butter*
Peanut Butter: :3 I followed Uncle Shi-shi so I could see you and Daddy
Malady: Awwwwww <3 aren't you just the sweetest little girl? *smiles at Worm* Isn't our little girl just precious?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Do you like poking people a lot? :D

Worm: Yes, Mommy is^^ *calls to Malady* Sweetie, Peanut Butter is here! :D

@SandLover13:

:D lol

Peanut Butter: hehe ^^ <3 *wags tail* I'm glad Daddy's happy. :D Is Mommy here too?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*pokes*^^

Daddy: You did? Awww, that was sweet. Daddy's happy^^

@SandLover13:

:3 *poke*

Peanut Butter: *giggles and nuzzles into his neck* I wanted to see Daddy so bad Peanut Butter followed Uncle Shi-shi

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

:3

Worm: I missed you too, my pretty Peanut Butter^^

@SandLover13:

hehe yep ^^

Peanut Butter: *wags tail and licks his cheek* Daddy ^^ I missed you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool^^

Worm: :D Peanut Butter? *hugs Peanut Butter*

@SandLover13:

XD idk why but I'm happy

Shiloh: Brother-in-law... Oh, and your kids are playing with Reo and Dangerous, but one of your daughters wanted to see you and Malady
*a little brown puppy with yellow eyes walks up to Worm*
Peanut Butter: :D Daddy?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

XD

Worm: You're welcome... step-brother...

@SandLover13:

XD lol idk...

Shiloh: Thank you Worm

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

XD Why are you extremely happy today?

Worm: Oh thank you. I hope you and Death would be happy with each other too

@SandLover13:

XD OMG! lol

Shiloh: I found Death and I figure since you got her pregnant and you make her happy, you know

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*starts randomly poking you*

Worm: O_o' Who are you and what have done to the emotionless Shiloh I know!?!

@SandLover13:

XD lol *pokes back*

Shiloh: As much as I hate to say it, you really need to be around my sister physically and mentally

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

:D LOL *poke*

Worm: ._.' I'm doomed...

@SandLover13:

:D I know right?

Shiloh: In a law book. If any man/animal/creature is within a coma-like state or similarly, they cannot be brought into any ceremony or otherwise unless they are physically awake

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool :D

Worm: Where did you learn that?

@SandLover13:

:3 I'm watching a dog show on TV

Shiloh: I'm just saying you can't do that or there won't even BE a wedding. If the groom can't stay on his feet, he can't get married

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

^^

Worm: Yeah, but you didn't have to rub it in like that... -_-'

@SandLover13:

:3 lol yup

Shiloh: Yes I do keep time

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool^^

Worm: ._.' Dammit... you kept count?

@SandLover13:

:3 played games and had contests

Shiloh: *blushes* But the difference is I don't try to molest her or faint in front of her after seeing her for a second and a half

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

What did you do there?

Worm: You're the one to talk! What about you and Death? You two seem to be pretty madly in love with each other!

@SandLover13:

Yeah it is ^^

Shiloh: Stop doing that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

That's good^^

Worm: *waking up*

@SandLover13:

:3 lol yeah

Malady: ._.' Worm?
Shiloh: ... I make my point

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

You had fun?

Worm: *holds up arms* Yes I am! :D Wait.... uh oh *faints again*

@SandLover13:

lol no prob ^^

Shiloh: *points to Malady
Malady: You're awake ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh yeah... I forgot^^'

Worm: *doesn't remember* I do not...

@SandLover13:

:3 gay pride

Shiloh: How's that going to happen when you faint every time you see her?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

So something happened at school today?

Worm: No... I would never do that. I just asked her nicely.

@SandLover13:

:3 hehe yup

Shiloh: ... Are you forcing her?
Malady: No, he isn't big brother

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

:D Yay happiness

Worm: *instantly wakes up and is afraid* Um... yes....? *backs away from Shiloh*

@SandLover13:

:3 happy

Shiloh: ... Okay, so first you fondle my sister, then you molest her, rape her, get her pregnant, and now you're going to marry her

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*nods*

Worm: *gets up* Malady and I are going to get married! :D *faints again*

@SandLover13:

:3 that's all that matters

Malady: ._.'
Shiloh: ... So what's going on?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yup^^

Worm: *wakes up* Huh? Yes? *sees Malady's beautiful face, then faints again; knocked out*

@SandLover13:

At least there are good people ^^

Malady: Big brother!
Shiloh: What?
Malady: Worm's unconcious!
Shiloh: ... You want me to get Reo to chew on him?
Malady: No! can I have some human potion to see what's wrong?
Shiloh: *sighs* Fine! *gives her some*
Malady: *shifts to her human form and goes beside Worm* Worm, Worm, wake up

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah...

Worm: *is smiling and is knocked out due to Malady's weight and the fact that he's in love :3*

@SandLover13:

Too bad...

Malady: Worm, are you okay?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*shrugs*

Worm: O/////O' *faints on a nearby giant pillow*

@SandLover13:

I don't get why they exist

Malady: *giggles, wraps arms around his neck, and kisses him*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me too

Worm: *puts ring on Malady's finger, then transforms into human form and jumps around* Yeah, woo hoo! I'm getting married! :D YAHOOO! *is very excited*

@SandLover13:

I hate those kinds of people...

Malady: Yes Worm ^///^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*nods*

Worm: *smiles and turns red* Really? :D

@SandLover13:

I know right?

Malady: awwwwwww! yes Worm! I'd love to marry you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Bad...

Worm: I know we aren't official, but I want us to be... *kneels down and takes out a pink diamond ring* Malady, will you marry me?

@SandLover13:

In my eyes it is. He has no feeling into it and he's just copying

Malady: What is it sweetie?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

It's worse?

Worm: *has something behind his back* Um, Malady? There's something I have to ask you...

@SandLover13:

His art isn't any better

Malady: *licks some of the steak into her mouth*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me too...

Worm: You're welcome^^

@SandLover13:

I know right? I hope he got reported

Malady: Thank you sweetie ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

That was mean of him to say. You were only doing that for personal reasons. With me, I just draw and submit what I want only DA to own. Then I created a different picture, but with the same characters/ideas and submit that picture on TheO. *shrugs* But what that guy said to you was uncalled for.

Worm: *comes back* I got different types of steaks^^ *gives them to Malady*

@SandLover13:

No, never happened to me because I took down every piece of art I had because I didn't want DA to own it. This did happen to one of my friends, and I was cussing him out. he said I was just as bad for "defending someone that couldn't draw and shouldn't" and "I didn't have the right to say that to him because I didn't post anything other than decorated bases"

Malady: *waits*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Is that what happened to you, sis? I'm sorry D:

Worm: Okay^^ Wait here please *goes to get steaks*

@SandLover13:

D: sucks when it does though cause they're harsh. They'll cuss you out and say you're a discrace and you should stop drawing and etc. >> f-ing jerks

Malady: :3 whatever you can find is fine sweetie

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah...

Worm: Okay... that'll be easy^^ Rare, Raw, Medium, or Well-Done?

@SandLover13:

I know right? you wouldn't expect something like that to happen huh?

Malady: Could you get me some steak sweetie? ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh.... I never knew THAT!

Worm: It's okay *goes out* I'll go get food for you. What would you like?^^

@SandLover13:

Nice ^^ ... I hate DA because they made me sign an online contract stating that whatever I put on DA was now copywritten by them >> that's why I don't post anything I draw on there... There's also the fact people are more than likely going to bash you there than on here after I saw it happen to one of my friends

Malady: If you could find some food that'd help... you don't have to though...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah, I have been drawing a lot lately and been posting mostly on DA :/

Worm: Okay... But what should I do? *has no clue what to do at this point*

@SandLover13:

:3 lol I really need to start drawing more... I've been drawing, but I just kinda need to color faster

Malady: It's okay ^^... It's just hard to find enough food to provide our babies with enough milk

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

:3

Worm: *gets it* Oh, I see... *is embarassed that he asked that question*

@SandLover13:

:3 yay sis

Malady: Um.... *looks down at her chest*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

You're welcome^^

Worm: Why? *sits down*

@SandLover13:

All right ^^ and thanks for letting me know

Malady: ... I don't think you can really get them anything

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I dunno whether I'm going or not, but it's just a head's up.

Worm: What do they eat? I could get it for them if you want me to

@SandLover13:

Oh you are? I hope you have fun ^^ I'll miss you on here

Malady: They're doing okay sweetie, but it's hard to find food for them

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

You're welcome^^
Okay...^^ Oh, Wednesday I'm going at a college tour so I might not be on that day...

Worm: *inside the Cerberus* Hi Malady :3 How are you and the kids?

:3 awww thank you sis I love it *hugs*
I'll put Aoi up soon I promise ^^ I'm almost done with her