Krieg: *very surprised to see Sierra appear from nowhere, so jumps back, sword in hand, to see of she's dangerous* ...What?
Zorawar: *undoes the illusion* Sierra!! What the hell!!
Kreig: What?! *decides none of the two are a threat so kneels next to Sierra* Are you alright..? *pats her gently* Please get up, why are you kneeling? I won't hurt you! *smiles gently*
Honore: *scoffs* Even if I can beat him? You are clearly underestimating me. *rolls eyes at Jenna, he is not scared one bit, then talks to Zamboni* Princess, keep your dog on a leash, or it might get caught and put down. *looks at Leucer* Heh, can you really do that?
Sierra: *eyes super widened, they take the 80% of her face* T..t-thats the legend! it must be a legend right..? W-we did it! *runs to her and throws herself on her knees* Oh powerful legend! please give me the permission to talk to you even if just a mortal!!! *too much solemnity"
Zamboni: *satisfied* Of course they did, I'm a wonderful princess that everybody loves, so you're the evil old cranky guy that gets pwnd! eheh!
Leucer *hush Zamboni with a gesture of his hand, deep sigh, massage his temples a bit to find patience* If I want to release my mind I read a nice book, listen to some classical music and drink a cup of tea, surely I won't talk to people that would for sure get on my nerves! I can assure you no matter what, you can't win against my brother. Even you can beat him in every way, but you won't get any satisfaction from him.
Jenna: *growls, impatient* Undo your move on my Boss, or I'll take that cane of yours and I'll shove it up your ass inch after inch!
Zamboni: *big grin* Hey! that would be amusing to see! and inspirational for a new chapter too! the seme becomes uke, and plot twist!! he likes that!
Leucer: *angry* Shut Up! I don't want to hear another word from you! you're surpassing the limit! do you think you can talk like that to anyone? be respectful! *talking calmly to Honore* if you release him, I'll just take him away from you and make sure he won't bother your person anymore.
Zorawar: *whispering* Let's wait a minute..
*a loud shout is heard from the deep cave, as a big woman jumps right at the Aggron and literally throws him away* AHAH! Told you to watch your back!!
Aggron: *whines and hides back in his cave*
Zorawar: *eyes widen* Well, f*ck!
???: *waves at the Aggron* Aw, don't be mad! Maybe one day you'll learn.. *suddenly turns to where Zora and Sierra are hiding* Who's there?
Honore: *isn't caught off-guard, and simply uses his cane to hit Jenna in her belly, then spreads his wings on her and gets free, then takes a step back, but doesn't free Zamboni* Oh, look at this! your brother and bodyguard came to save you, princess. *looks at Leucer* Hm, did you know that sometimes having fun is required to release mind from work? Not that I need to explain things to you, but it seems your princess here enjoys writing stories starring me, so why not take the chance to do both work and fun? *chuckles and stands there, stretching his wings a little*
*pats your back* C'mon, it was fun until it lasted XD Vai!! Ce la puoi fare!!! >:D
Sierra: ¡oh! Eeep ! *stays close to Zora, both hands on her mouth to not make any noise* ...It is gone? I didn't know that pokemon lived here too!
Oooooh... Honny doesn't just fool around.. *takes out popcorn and starts eating, observing the scene*
Zamboni: *barely able to twist his mouth on a smirk* Idiot. I'm never "defenseless".
Jenna: *appears from behind Honore, livid, taking from his jacket and raising him like nothing* Your little trick won't work on me too, you a**hole! *growls shaking him like a doll* Release my Boss RIGHT NOW before I bite off your face!
OOOOooooOOOH! JENNAH! *eating popcorn faster, suspance over 9000!*
Leucer: *Reappears, look at the whole scene, stressmark* Jenna, put him down, now.
Jenna: *Looks between Leucer and Zamboni, puts him down still glaring*
Leucer: *Deep inhales* This situations are simply preposterous. I'm sick of people just acting without thinking of the consequences *looking at Zamboni, then at Honore* I'm surprised of you! Don't you know that idiots takes you at their level and then beat you for experience? I'm sure you didn't get where you are now, with such nonsense, so why bother about it? *frowns* Zamboni... how many times I'll have to reprehend you again?
Zamboni: it's HIS fault! He wanted to steal my porn money! (Leucer: *Super Crobat Glare*) ....*falls silent*
Leucer: And you... *glares at me* You're simply the worst. So annoying.
GASP! *drop popcorns in slow motion and fall on her knees under the flashlight, so much drama* So cruel.. roasting me like that...
provo ad usare leucer, ma sarà un fallimento epicoh DX
Zorawar: I don't know Sierra, I don't like legendaries so I don't really care why they act like they have a broom up their as- *stops in his tracks as soon as Sierra kicks the rock* .... hm... *a loud growl can be heard from further in the cave* Damn! Stay close to me! *takes Sierra closer to him, and uses his Illusion ability to change their appearence and surrounding, making them almost invisible* Now stay still.. and silent! *looking carefully around, until the metal coat of an Aggron can be seen shining in the dark*
Honore: *deep sigh, looks at Leucer and nods too, then back at Zamboni* Very well then. *his eyes glows bright for a second as he uses Psychic to completely stop Zamboni's movements, then smirks and gets closer* So, what a pity this move wouldn't work on the Trickster, yes? *walks around him so that he's behind Zamboni* Here, defenseless, right under my hands. *he's trying to understand where Zamboni keeps his wallet or anything valuable he keeps with him*
Sierra: *swallows hard* Eheh.. yes you're right.. but I hope I won't find any! *Bothered..? Why someone asking for help would be a bother *puff up her cheeks* Well he's gonna listen anyway, because I'm not gonna leave otherwise! In this moment my people are fighting, and I didn't come all the way here just to be ignored! *kicks a rock on the ground making it sounding in all the cave*
*SMIRK* Make me. *holding the urge to poke him*
Zamboni: *SMIRK TOO* That's cause you've never had me as a foe. I'm the fooler, not the one that get fooled! *grins* Leucer will help me too!
Leucer *materialize* Absolutely no. Leave me out from your ridiculous ludicrousness, thank you very much. *tips invisible hat at Honore with his most serious aristocratic face ever and disappear for forever again*
Zamboni: OW COME ON! IT'S BROS BEFORE CROWS YA KNOW? *slowly turns to Honore again* It's on.biatch
aw I wanted to annoy Leucer too.. *pouts* Oh well I'll just look at Zamboni get pwned.
Zorawar: *smiles* Don't worry, you will surely recognize a dragon if you see one! *keeps walking, lighting the way and the surroundings to see if anyone is approaching* Uh, I don't really know! Maybe some stay hidden because they don't want to be bothered? *chuckles* Guess their hiding technique doesn't work very well! *looks at her and shrugs* Well, we came here, so the least she can do is listen? I've never met Terrakion, after all..
Honore: *rolls eyes at you* Not everything you don't like is a weakness, so shut up. *turns to Zamboni and smirks* Yes, mine. I always get what's mine, in the end, no matter how hard you try. *has heard Zamboni's whispering but decided to ignore it, then scoffs* Hah! Good luck finding someone like me who agrees to bed the Trickster, or anyone like him *shurgs* I'd really like to see you try.
Sierra: *peeks out the coat* Is not a dragon? *chuckles and get's out* ¡Jaja! I'm sorry but the pokemon here in Unova are all so strange! I know just a few! *follows him carefully watching where she walks* Zora why does legends always stay hidden? they're so strong they should not fear anyone! *worried* do you think this legend will give the permission to talk with him..?
*can't help but smirk* Oh Honny doesn't like to be touched, it's that a weakness perchance? I bet you don't mind being touched by some people.
Zamboni: YOURS???? *actually startled for a moment, make a forced Crobat smile, whispering through his teeth* I really want to see you try you cake-named overgrown pigeon!
*bigger smirk, everything it's too amusing* Zamboni, you seem nervous? what's the matter? it's Honny to much to chew for you? he's quite amazing isn't it?
Zamboni: AS IF! *smirk* I'm gonna find a trashy actor to make a trashy movie and get all the trashy money all for myself, and there's nothing you could do! You will see that I have many aces in sleeve, so don't underestimate me! Nufufufufu!
Zorawar: *smirks* Hah! You will be pleased! I always know how to surprise someone~! *flinches a bit when she says "fiancee" but shakes it off and pouts* Well, thanks, but I wouldn't be his slave! *shivers* I don't even want to think about that being an option! *jumps a bit in surprise when Sierra hides inside him* Was?! *gently pats her head* Aw, don't be afraid~ It's no dragon! You are a strong brave woman, yes, but leave dragons to me! *winks and keeps walking slowly* Anyway.. where would I hide if I were a legendary? Probably away from everyone! So let's go further!
Honore: *smirks, pleased* As if I need your permission to take what's already mine! *frowns as soon as you put your hand on his face* DON'T touch me. *takes your hands and pushes them (and you) away* Next time I'll break them. *turns back to Zamboni* Hm, you say so? I remember you being very careful in details, like any crazy, trashy writer, yes? *small smirk* Plus who said I'd get those money in legal ways?
Sierra: *smiles back* I don't have any idea how you can get better, but I can't wait to see it! *blush when he holds her hand* ¡ah! such a protective fianceece~ *smirk and nods, determined* Don't worry Zora, I won't let him take you as his slave, you don't deserve that! I'll find another way but I'll protect you! because I'ma strong brave woman!
*flyes down squeaking and press his nose on Sierra's cheeck*
Sierra: Eeeek! *hides inside Zora's coat* a mighty dragon it's trying to eat my face!
Zamboni: *turns blue and gulps* NO! not my trashy dirty money! they're mine! I wrote that trashy literature to make trashy movies! You can't take mah babies! you evil creature!
Oh Honny you scared Zamboni! few things actually distress him and even less scares him so congratulations! this requires a celebration smile don't you think *slowly using fingers to rise corner of his mouth* like dat! you see you can smile!
Zamboni I'm NOT distresses at all! *smirk gaining his coolness back* There's no way you can prove I based that character on you so you won't take anything Ke-Se-SEH!
Zorawar: *big, satisfied smirk* Well, I'm just that awesome! And trust me, I can get even better! *winks playfully, then lights the flashlight and enters the cave too* Yes, she was sent by Honore.. *sighs* Either to keep an eye on us, or because I payed so he gives us full service anyway! *lightly squeezes Sierra's hand* Don't worry~ If we don't make them angry, we should be fine!
Honore: *tilts head* I am actually not susprised, many other terrible books were sold to people foolish enough to read them. *closes eyes for a second* I obviously will take a good part of the money you earn, since it looks like I'm the main character. *smirks, then turns to you and shrugs*
Sierra: Ah you know that move too? You're amazing you can do a lot of different stuff! *looking at Jocasta then at flashlight* Why is that bird helping us? is one of that bad man's bird? *grabs Zora's hand and run in the cave* Yes! fast! we have to find the legend! *shivers* D-dragons? big scary ones maybe..? *gulps and proceed carefully*
Zamboni: Keseseh! terrible? But I already sold the rights to some producers, they're thinking to make it a trilogy, isn't that awesome? fanfictions sells well, the trashier they are, the best! *smirk * are you interested to start a career as an actor Al? you would be just perfect with that hateful expression!
pencil! you meanie! *runs to retrieve pencil* Nah, you would just smile evilly of that. maybe you're not done for happy natural smile, what a pity!
zamboni: perfect I say! *writing notes on sketchbook* it's important to know my countless adoring fans opinion!
Zorawar: *follows her* I can breathe fire, but the branches won't stay lit forever!
Jocasta: *was spying them in the trees, so rolls eyes and flies away quickly, steals a flashlight from a backpacker and throws it at them, cawing to get their attention, then flies away*
Zorawar: *grabs the flashlight and lights it, then frowns* Well, at least we found a better light to explore the cave? *takes Sierra down from the tree* C'mon, let's go inside! If we're quick enough we might be lucky and not wake any dragon! *chuckles*
Honore: *doesn't answer you and frowns at Zamboni* Both are terrible. You totally need to get some experience before writing anything like that. *frowns at the "Honny", then scoffs* You really think people's pain can make me smile that way? *shakes head, takes the pencil and throws it away* Think more.
(tell Zamboni I prefer the "He came at night and his cane wasn't the stiffer stuff on him" XD)
Sierra: *looks around* well there are a lot of trees here, can't we just take a branch here? *run to a tree and hung up to a branch start pulling it* how do you call the piedra de mechero? stones to make fire! do you have those? maybe in my sombrero there one..? *kicks the air still hanging on the tree* Zora there aren't scary pokemon there right? I'm not so good fighting in a cave..
Oh so did you read those?
Zamboni: *appear from nowhere, notebook at hand, smirking* fantastic! can I have some feedback Al? what it's your favorite chapter between "Tea time at five, but the treat it's his hot naked body" and "He came at night and his cane wasn't the stiffer stuff on him"? and would you please give me some advice to better write the part of the dominant please?
*Kick him away, hard* GTFO zamboni! no one wants you and you suck at titles! *trying to be nice and adorable* Oh Honny You're just a statue of ice, doesn't anything bother you at all? *pokes own nose with pencil* I wonder.. what makes you smile genuinely? power? other people's pain? or espeons? *smiiiiiiiiiirk and start poking him again* tell me pretty please.
Zorawar: *following her* Don't run! If you get lost it's gonna be a mess! *looks at her* Yes, I can see in the dark, but it's not gonna be easy to be your guide! If only I could light something on fire..
Honore: Ah, yes.. Zamboni.. the brat who enjoys writing stories about me and the trickster! *looks at you* Let him do. He is not worth my time, for now. *rolls eyes* It's no surprise people do that, when that idiot likes to use my form for his perverted pleasures! *moves the pencil away* Don't poke me. Draw whatever you want, human. There is only one reason why I would make a "genuine smile", how you like to call it, and without that, you can absolutely forget about it.
Sierra: *looks at him eyes wide open and shivers* Woah Zora you're scary! No one would say no... but! but if I do like this then I'm no different than the evil people that took my island! I won't force no one! *jumps of him and twirls* we're here! thanks Zora! come on let's go already! no time for rest! *runs to the entrance of the cave* It's very dark here! how we're gonna do? can you see in the dark Zora?
*Laughs* "I do what I want with my trickster!" you're lucky Zamboni didn't heard that one! *looking at Zora escaping* you're lucky I didn't left him do what HE wanted with your form! or I would have some really embarrassing photos to use as blackmail material *smirk and pokes him with the pencil* Oh you're not scared, but I could make a lot of compromising draws of you with this! teeeheee! unless you make a nice genuine smile! not creepy faces!
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Honore!Zorawar: Ask to join? I would order them to join! *glares like he's talking to someone else, and is speaking with a menacing voice* Join Sierra in her fight, or else, tonight you'll be sleeping with Magikarps. *snickers and looks at her* As you wish, though! *nods* Yes, it's very nice.. But I think people who don't fly can appreciate it more, right? *starts flying down once they get closer* Alright, hang in there.. *lands and puts Sierra down gently, then turns back to himself* And here we are!
Honore: Well, I certainly couldn't let you go before knowing what you wanted to see. *looks at Zora and frowns, then back at you* I do what I want with my trickster. *looks at him again* Now leave, imbecile! But don't think it's over.
Zorawar: *actually surprised he lets him go, he thinks it's because of your threat, but doesn't wait for him to change his mind* !!! *gets up and runs away as fast as he can* Adios, bi*ches!!
Honore: *sighs and looks at you* A pencil, really? *rolls eyes* Oh, I'm so scared now.
Sierra: Would people listen to you if you ask them to join me when you're like that? *shakes head* Ah no! no that's wrong! I must do things right! *looks around happily* that one? Ahh I can't wait! I'm gonna meet a legend! *excited* it's so nice up here actually.. you're lucky you can see this view all the time that you want!
I was trying to leave, but you're such a stalker soo, not my fault. *pats Zora's head* Oh don't punish him for that, I was the one wanting that, and he just couldn't resist the power of ear scratching..! *smirk* calling for help? why I would do that! I have everything I need right here in my sleeve actually.. *takes pencil out of the sleeve* I could hit you where it hurts the most... Right in the pride! *smiiiirk*
Zorawar: *snorts, amused* Old man?! *chuckles* Ah, that's just funny! *looks at her* But don't worry about me, taking his form doesn't bother me! Actually, you have no idea how much I get for free with it.. *chuckles and transforms into Honore, then picks up Sierra and flies towards the cave* Look, the sky is clear today, we can see the cave already! it won't take much~
Jocasta: *following them by staying hidden in the trees because of her bright feathers' color*
Honore: I don't have to explain myself to you. This is my face, and you will like it or leave. *glares at Zora* You're lucky it was just funny faces, Trickster. Your punishment will be lighter. *looks back at you and scoffs* Oh, really? What are you going to do? Call someone for help?
Zorawar: *moans and frowns, sitting on the ground* Ugh.. I should have known better..! You never learn, Zora, do you?
Sierra: *nods happily* you think it too? I can't wait to see them! *so excited now* it doesn't bother me! but it must be horrible for you! and I much prefer you as Zora! you're nice, not like that old bad man! *turns again towards Honore's mansion and stick her tongue out* yes! yes Let's go quickly! I can't wait to see the legend! *bounce happily in his lap again*
*bend over, panting, sweating and dying* Oh just some funny face perhaps? you're too stiff! why don't you relax a bit and stop glaring everyone! *grab Zora's coat and pull him back smiling happily* no slithering away, we're in this together dear. *bats eyelashes* So what are you going to do you big birdie? you know I'm more powerful than you right..? you can't do anything to me.. *smirk*
Zorawar: *rolls eyes for a second* Oh yeah I’m sure they’re just great.. *sighs and holds her, still a bit tense* Y-Yeah! I mean, wouldn’t it be better? Now off to there! *is eager to change the theme of conversation* Mistralton Cave? We’ll be there in a second *looks at her* Does it bother you if I become Honore once again? *smirks*
Honore: *just glares at you* ………. Stop it already. Running is pointless. *flies in front of you one more time* Just tell me, what exactly were you hoping to see, having the trickster transforming into me?
Zorawar: *notices he’s not being considered for a few seconds and is slowly trying to escape*
Sierra: *thinks for a moment* yes! Kiogre and Groundon don't deserve it! they only care about fighting each other! But the Sword of justice! *twirls a couple of time, eyes glimmering* They must be like, super incredible! *pout at the kiss* Wha..? why wasted..? it's not wasted with my fiacece.. no, fincee, fianc.. Mi querido novio! *leans on him again batting her eyelashes* Oh I understand now! you want it to be romantic! *sighs happily, daydreaming* maybe at the seaside.. at sunset.. *giggle and blush* alright, let's wait for it! let's go to the legend! *takes out the documents form the folder, scratching her head* it said the last time she showed up at Mistralton Cave..? where it is? take me there Zora!
*still running and slowly dying* get off my back fox! it's your fault! *brakes abruptly in front of Honore * Ah c**p. *swallows hard but puff up the chest* So? what it is? what do you want? why are you following me? are you a stalker? stalking it's a crime! *points the sky* Oh my! is that a flying mudbray? *runs to the opposite direction*
Zorawar: *rolls eyes* That's exactly why I don't like them! They just got lucky, and most of them don't even deserve their powers. It's just not fair, you see? *hugs her back* Don't worry, I know how to deal with him~ kinda! *chuckles to himself then see her kissy face* Wha-! Umm.. *trying to escape her kiss and just kisses her on the forehead, quickly* How about you repay me by just going there quickly? I mean you sure wouldn't waste your first kiss with me, huh? *awkward laugh*
Jocasta: *hiding in the trees, she feels attracted to the fruits in Sierra's sombrero and just stares at them* ...
Zorawar: *still following you, avoiding the balls* I'm sorry but I don't really care! It was your fault in the first place!!
Honore: *deep sigh* Why must I do everything myself? *spreads his wings and flies fast to land right in front of you* Where do you think youre going?
Sierra: Zora, why don't you like legends? they're legendary, and incredible! they can create and destroy and are so powerful..! *blush a lot at the thought of him naked but hugs him anyway* I'm so soorry! no one should be treated that way! I promise I won't let him take you again! *looks at him sadly* That bad guy hurt you, but you still came here to help me! how can i repay you? *blush and squirms happily* I know..! we didn't kissed yet, we can do that before marriage *happy sigh* My first kiss with my first boyfriend, so romantic! *lean on him with a kissy face, she looks exactly like a gulpin*
WHAT Are you really giving me to that monster to save yourself? he's gonna murder me you know? and are humans who catch pokemon not the other way around!!! *throw pokeballs in his head while running, better die for the effort than for big, fat, angry mafia birds*
Honore: *raises an eyebrow at her* You're some weird girl, and I have all the right to say it. *watches them leave and hums a tune to call a Murkrow, and a shiny one arrives silently at his side* Jocasta. Follow them, make them find Terrakion, and bring back her whereabouts once you're done.
Jocasta: *nods silently and flies down the window, staying by the trees to watch after Sierra and Zora*
Zorawar: *rolls eyes* well, I'm not that happy to see a legend, but sure, to help you, I can! *winks* Ah really, what is it? *interested, then hisses a bit* Well, if you ever get to watch my full, naked body, you can see what he does when he's not in a good mood and I make him angry! *shivers and whispers* Oh I sure learned that very quickly!
Zorawar: *looks at you running* You damn traitor! *stops and turns back at Honore* Um.. so.. yeah.. I'll just-
Honore: *looking at you run away* Go and catch her, Trickster. If you do, I'm only going to punish you a little. She will receive the rest.
Zorawar: ...*runs after you* Better you than me!! GAHAHAHAH E INVECE SIII! Eri stata avvertita! >XD
Sierra: *puff up and put's her hands on her hips, holding his glare with a frown* Excuuuuuse me Señor, but you don't know me! you don't have any right to judge what can or can't I do!!! that being said.. *place her Sombrero on her chest and bows her head to him* thank you for your help. When the war will be over I will make sure to tell my people what you did, so they can be grateful too. *smirks and wear her sombrero back* well, we're going now! Tenga un buen día señor! *push Zora out of the house* aaah Zora we did it! *hugs the folder* I'm gonna meet a real legend...! and It's all thank to you! *smirks* Don't worry I have already and idea to not make you come back to this man! *frowns and look at the house* If he's so bad with his good mood I don't want to know his bad one! he don't deserve you Zora!
You're a naughty fox! shame on you! *freeze, not even turning, shivering at the glare* Oh. *put's hand on Zora's shoulder* Well, that's your problem now. Bye. *runs away as fast as possible for her life* NON DOVEVI FARLO!
Honore: *frowns, then raises an eyerbow* Tough? *stares at her* If you were to follow me, you'd last five minutes at the most.
Zorawar: *groans once he gets to stand again* What?! *is actually surprised, so looks at Sierra and understands she wants to take him away* Hmm, well, why not?
Honore: *glares at her* You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, so I shall overlook the fact that you think a "little bird" can't be a good guide. *glares at Zora too and scoffs* But sure, take him! It will only take at last double the time to find who you're looking for. *gets up and nods at him* And you will come back to finish your job with me once you're done. *smirks* So lucky, yes?
Honore!Zorawar: OW! *holds his head* I say these things especially to ladies! *smirks* And I am obviously not scared. Why would I be scared, huh?!
Honore: *lands by and stands there, crossing arms* What do you think you're doing, with my look? *GLARES AT BOTH*
Honore!Zorawar: Scheiße!! *suddenly turns back to self* Ahahah~! Nothing, nothing at all! I was just.. going.. away, yes! L'hai voluto tu! U.U
Sierra: *looks at him for a bit, it's obvious she doesn't believe him but doesn't say it* Noisy??? ME???? NOISY? *stomps on the floor but stops* oh..! maybe you're right. please forgive me.. But, but! I can assure that I'm way tougher than you think Señor! *flexes her arms* and I don't surrender easily! *takes the folder and tilts head thinking* uhm yeah I have a question, or better a request..! *smirk and takes Zora hands to raise him again* pover'uomo non può stare seduto I want Zora as my guide! I need him to get legends! I don't know the place and a little bird can't be a guide! I will never do it without him! *practically glomping Zora now* if you want to give me a good service you can't say no! *wants to save Zora from Honore*
*smack his head* You perv! no scratching in other body parts! you shouldn't even say this kind of stuff to a lady! Nufufufufu *covers little grin with a hand* Of courseeee you're not scared at all..! *ghignetto* vedo nessun borioso piccione qui quindi stai bleffandooooh~
Honore: A legend can do whatever they want, just like any other person. *tilts head* Serve me? Girl, you're too noisy. And sure as hell you're not ready for what comes with me, so I'll have to stick with the Trickster for now. *offering her the brown folder again* They are legends, and the one you called a girl is actually a man, but here is what you wanted. Inside it are all informations I could gather about her, and I will send one of my Murkrows with you to guide you to her.
Zorawar: *gets back into the room and puts the teapot and cups in front of Honore and Sierra* Here.. *puts down sugar, lemon and milk as well, but does it in a way that shows he is not enjoying it, then throws himself back on the chair, pouting*
Honore: *raises an eyebrow, he is not happy with the service, then shakes head and pours himself a cup* Any question?
Honore!Zorawar: I am not scared! But I- *shakes head and smirks, he was going to say he didn't want Honore to find out, but has changed his mind* You see, if you keep scratching that way, I might end up wanting something more, and you sure don't want to take care about any other of my body parts, don't you? *smirks playfully* HEH ti piacerebbe! >8D
Sierra: *wide eyes* A legend does this??? no that's impossible! legend are important! *looks sadly at him going away, feels kind of guilty* please
Señor treat nice Zora! he's a good person! if you want someone to serve you then I could do that as a payment! I'm afraid I'm very good at serving by now. *looks enthusiastically at the pictures* are this legends? they look normal! I thought legend were like super big and super incredible like gods! but if you say so..*takes Elethien photo and shake her head* I don't know..! this girl looks so thin, I'm not sure she could endure in a war..? points Krieg photo* oh oh this one! this one it's big! this one, I want this one, it's strong isn't it? It looks so strong!
*surprised* what's the problem now? are you scared maybe? don't fret and give me those ears already! *tries to scratch him again with an evil smirk, enjoying too much upset Honore* Stai bleffando non ci casco!
Zorawar: It means he is working for another person, but all he does is clean, prepare food, and take care of his master! *rolls eyes, he clearly thinks it's a stupid thing*
Honore: *takes back the two blue folders and puts them back in the book, then smirks once he hears Zora*
Zorawar: Uhm.. Uh.. *looks at Honore* Can't you just show her the pictures? I'm not the right person to ask this..
Honore: *relaxes his back on the chair* Sure I can. But you must go and make me a good tea first. *thinking of making Zora "work" for him as a butler*
Zorawar: What?! *looks at Sierra and grumbles, then walks away* Alright, I'll make your stupid tea..
Honore: *smirks, happy* Perfect. *takes out two pictures of Krieg and Elethien in the middle of a fight and shows them to Sierra* So, who looks strong to you?
Honore!Zorawar: *leans in the scratch so much that he may be falling down if you take the hand away* Ehehe~ You're right~ I'm Honore right now~ *looks happy but suddenly opens his eyes wide and covers his ears* M-maybe we should just stop!
Certo.. >.> OH! Eccolo li' che sta caricando la sua arma.. XD
Sierra: I understand! *shakes head and move blue folder back to Honore* Kiogre, not a chance! they know about us, I'm sure! but they don't care, they just keep fighting each other! *eyes sparkles* Swords.. of Justice? *jumps* YES! those one! perfect! I want it! Uh but three? what to chose??? *turns to Zora* A butler? *super confused* what does that mean? *Takes him and make him stand up again pointing the folders* Zora! help me! I don't know them! who I chose? I need the strongest one! it must be like.. *punch the air ferociously* this strong! *nods to him, serious* you understand don't you?
si è più che concesso.
aw come on! *flick very lightly his ear* I was joking! you really care about what I say? *scratching ear at da best* besides now you're not Zora right..? you're Honore.. so keep drooling and begging and being shameless.. what's the problem..? *scratch scratch*
PPPPPFFFFFFFF NON MI FA PAURA QUEL PICCIONE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Zorawar: *tilts head* Useless, why? I decided this on my own, so just take the opportunity~ *smiles and follows her, sitting down on a chair in front of the desk*
Honore: *looks at her, unimpressed* Yes, of course there are. Whether you can have them join your cause though, it's up to you. *looks inside the book he put on the desk before and takes out a few folders with names written on it* Since you talk about an island, how about Kyogre? *puts a blue folder on the desk* Ot if it's just war, the three Swords of Justice can certainly do something. *puts a light blue, green and brown folders in front of her*
Zorawar: *scoffs* Two of them maybe can! *moves away the light blue folder* this one is busy being a butler! *chuckles*
Eeeh lo so, licenza d'autore ai fini della trama? XD
Honore!Zorawar: Nein..! *frowns and tries to cover his ears to keep his cool, but fails and looks at you, his face is flushed* Not begging! Stop! *suddenly looks very happy at the scratchie* But it's been so long...! Eheheh~
E se ora Honore arrivasse, farebbe fuori sia Zora che te, mi sa XD
Sierra: *looks back to him almost pouting* are... you sure? it seems it can be helped.. in the end I'm this useless... *punch her hand, back to determination* but I won't waste this opportunity! I'll gonna use it in the best way! *runs back to the desk almost stomping and falling on it, but looks at Honore with the most serious face she can pull off* Ok let's do this deal! I need to find the strongest, super powerful and incredible legends ever! we need to fight a war and kick the bad guys out of our island once! and ! for ! all! there is someone like this right? right?
Ironicamente in bianco nero 2 i leggendari si trovano dappertutto e ti tagliano letteralmente la strada dicendo catturami catturamiii!
*pass the finger on the ears and caress the fur inside it* what fluffy ears you got here! do you clan them like a good foxy does? *smirks* well well the awesome Zora himself drooling and begging me, isn't it amusing..? did I find a weaknesses perhaps..? *gives the best scratch ever* hhhhm?
Zorawar: *pats Sierra's shoulder* Thank you for your concern, but it's almost impossible to find legendaries with just roaming around the region.. *nods and shrugs* Don't worry about me! I worked with him before and I am still here all in one piece! *grins proudly*
Honore: *looking at them* Are you done with your lovers' quarrel? I have business to attend, and I don't want to lose more time. *glares at them* Will you get your informations, or not?
Honore!Zorawar: *happily leans in the scrathies* Oh, I am, I am! And I like it, so much! Scratch me harder! *ears are his weak spot and he's losing it, almost drooling in happiness* Ah, yess~!
Sierra: *listen to them carefully, trying to understand the best she can, then raise her hands* Wait! hold on! hold on just a second! please excuse me! *grabs Zorawar and push him to a corner of the room* what are you doing now? he said that's a dangerous job, and you want to work for him? *shakes her head vigorously clenching her fists* I won't permit that! *looks down sadly* It's true that I need to get help for saving my people, but I don't want you to sacrifice for this! it seems you don't like that man at all.. I don't want you to serve him... I know how it is to serve someone you don't like. *glance at Honore* If he don't want to say it, I'm gonna find the legends in another way. *smile happily at him, determined* that's my mission after all!
*amused smirk* well that's kind of fun actually..*scratch his ears more vigorously, but still in an enjoyable way* who's a pretty crowy foxy ? you like it don't you?
Honore: *raises his eyebrow, then looks at Zorawar* Trickster, is this one of your stupid jokes? *hears "saving my people" and turns back at her, slightly more interested*
Zorawar: *shakes head* It's not a joke, just she needs help and- *frowns* You know what? Screw it! The old you would have helped her without a doubt, but since you want to be paid, I will pay for her! *looks at him without faltering* I will work for you once again, for as much as you think it's worth the informations she wants. Agreed? *smirks proudly*
Honore: *looks at him, then smirks too and grabs a huge book from under his desk, then puts it on the table* Agreed. *nods at Sierra* Who do you need? Or better, what do you need them to do?
Honore!Zorawar: *sits down with crossed legs, an expression of pure bliss is on his face, that has the dumbest smile ever, especially since it's Honore's* OoOoOhh yessss~ *leans against your hand*
Sierra: *tilts head, still not sitting down* Huh? danger? how could find an information be dangerous? *open mouths a little* The legends are dangerous maybe? they attacked you? *punch her open hand* if someone attacked your pretty birds I'll take care of it! *frowns* I hate aggressive people! *look at him with pleading eyes* It's not that I don't want to pay you but I'm poor! please tell me! it's very very important for saving my people! *turns to Zora* Tell him! tell him that's the truth!
*deep sigh* Stupid fox always turning everything for his own pleasure! you won! *carefully scratch a little his ear, eyes squinting* why I have the sensation this too will be more creepy than amusing..?
Zorawar: Afraid, me? *laughs* you must be mistaken~ *trying his best to seem relaxed* Sierra, what are you saying? I told you about the payment- *rushes after her to make sure she doesn't do something stupid* Sierra!
Honore: *was already sitting by the desk so glares at Sierra as soon as she slams it, then sighs and shows her a seat* Calm down and sit, now. *looks at Zora and shakes head, then back at Sierra* I understand you want informations, and that's what you have to pay. I put my Murkrows' and own life in danger to find what others need, so it's only natural that you need to pay me for what I'm offering. Do you understand what I mean? *it seems like he's talking to a child, to make her understand*
Zorawar: *sighs deeply and sits by Sierra*
Honore!Zorawar: *chuckles* Well, I offer you something better! *lets his ears appear on his/Honore's head* You scratch my ears now, you see Honore's completely relaxed and pleased face! *winks* And I'm letting you do it just because I feel extra nice today!
Sierra: *blinks* w-what..? amusing? what's so fun..? *looks at Zora with a questioning expression* Zora, are you scared maybe? what's going on here? I cant understand anything anymore! *open her mouth a bit* payment... but.. but! *takes Zora arm again* we didn't discuss about it! it's wrong! *rush in the office and slams her hands on the desk in a abrupt way, without even noticing but with no intentions to be rude* ¡Perdone Señor! I don't want to waste your time, you're surely a busy affair man, but you didn't understand! I don't want to buy anything! I just want you to tell me where the legends are! Zora told me you know! I only need that information you see!
you have a creepy sense of humor then. no more singing, even with your pretty voice.. *sigh* there's nothing I can give you.. whatever you desire you have the skills to obtain it on your own... buuuut..I could scratch you behind your ears if you want.. foxes loves to be scratched right..? amuse me and I give you the best scratch of your life! *smiiiiirk, double win*
Honore: *chuckles deeply as he walks downstairs* Oh that's so amusing.. You don't know him well enough, do you? *shakes head* Poor girl. *looks at Zorawar* Well, if she is not your lover, you must have come here for business. What do you need?
Zorawar: *sighs and looks at Sierra* Weeell, this is Honore, my former boss. *looks at him, ears flat* We need to find legendaries.. *frowns* Yes I hate them but she needs them, alright? Just get to it already!
Honore: *still smirking* Today is a fine day to keep high my good mood. *looks at Sierra* Come to my office, *nods to a nearby room* we will discuss payment and who are you in need of. *heads to the office, waiting for them to come*
Honore!Zorawar: *pouts* This was funny to me. Plus you can't deny I have an awesome deep voice! Honore actually sings pretty well XD *rolls eyes* As if there could be something you could give to me, right? *smiles* Try and surpise me, and I might even do a stupid face for you~
Sierra: *Happily petting Liluye until she flies away* Oh no, I'm not scared! I think they're pretty cute after all, this one in particular! *looks around* This place it's so elegant! I bet it's all expensive stuff! I'ts different from the outside.. * takes off her sombrero seeing Honore arrive* Hola Señor I'm Sierra.. *so much blush* WHAAAAAATTT? *runs at the bottom of the stairs and fidget looking like a crazy dance* T-thats not it!!!! I'm no lover! *jumps and takes Zora arm with both her hands* this is my boyfriend and future husband, but I'm not a lover! *blush and cross her arms with an offended pout* S-seriosly, that's not nice from you Señor!
*slowly back off* seriously when I thought that bird couldn't be more creepy.. I said funny not disturbing.. *sigh* what must I do to convince you..? do you want something in exchange..? stop singing thought I don't want nightmares tonight!
Zorawar: *smiles at her reaction* Fear not, Liluye is a nice bird~ She's half Chatot, that's why she can talk. Come on in, now..! *walks in and waits for her, then closes the door once she's inside* I really hope you don't fear Murkrows! *chuckles*
Liluye: *flaps wings, excited* Claveles! Claveles! *leans onto the hand to get pet* Hello Sierra! *suddenly flies away inside the house* Boss! Trickster and Sierra! *chirps a tune and flies upstairs*
Honore: *has heard them arrive, and is now walking downstairs to meet them* Trickster, how many times did I tell you not to bring your lovers here? *frowns, disappointed*
Honore!Zorawar: *releases himself from your hand and starts singing a bit* Anything he can do, I can do better~ I can do anything better than him~! *chuckles and grins, ending up being more creepy than funny*
Sierra: *doesn't understand why he's annoyed so just open her arms and shakes her head* for me it's not very nice here.. but if you like it.. *jumps back startled* ¿Que? what's that! *mouths open* whaat? how can she talk? I've seen this pokemon before! many of those came to our island at one point! but they don't talk! *froze on the spot when she fly on the sombrero* Oh don't ruin my Claveles por favor! *raise her hand a few centimeters from her beak* hi there birdie... i'm Sierra, i'm good I swear!
Yeah whatever I know you can do anything you want to, but now it's not the time to do such things! c'mon be funny! *push his cheeks to make him do a stupid face* like this!
Zorawar: *scoffs* Trust me, my Boss's form is unlikeable! What matters is the me in the inside.. *shakes head* Yeah let's not think about it that much, yes? *gets to the door and searches for the key inside his jacket* Well, it's not as terrible as it looks! For a dark type like me, this place is fine! Plus it's free, so it's perfect *chuckles*
*a small, soft-looking Murkrow flies to them*
Murkrow: ..Hello! Trickster!
Zorawar: *looks at the Murkrow and smirks* Ah, Liluye! Guarding as always! *turns to Sierra* She's one of my boss' Murkrows.. *shrugs* The only one who talks! *opens the door and walks in*
Liluye: *looks at Sierra too and lands on her sombrero* Who she? Who she? *peeks down until she's face to face with Sierra*
Eh teoricamente si! Ma in fondo.. forse ne varrebbe la pena sacrificarsi per uno sputtanamento simile! XD Vedremo~
Honore!Zorawar: Eeeh.. *frowns* As much as I hate to admit it, he is pretty good at it.. BUT! You shouldn't underestimate me, I can do anything if I put my soul in it! *chuckles*
Sierra: *take her head on her hands* but if people would like this form would like your boss not you...? *lean on a tree and shake her head* ah okay I can't understand, I think flying shaked my brain..? I feel the ears weird inside.. but i'll be okay. *looks at the house and shivers* I-is that your home..? Scary! we won't live here after the wedding okay? *follows him walking like a spinda* I want to live in a pretty house next to the beach! *dreamy eyes*
allora Honore dovrebbe farlo così tanto cacare addosso da tenerlo zitto!? Honore è una delle poche cose di cui zora ha paura no? a ragion veduta!
Honore resterà sempre un adorabile pasticcere per me ormai, era destino!
I knew that you would immediately thinks of something naughty! I want you to do something silly that the bird would never do, not going around doing the perv! *narrow eyes* what you wanted to do, strip and start pole dancing?? *daring smirk* you probably wouldn't be as good as the original anyway...
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Honore!Zorawar: *blinks for a moment, then smirks* That's a clever question! But I guess people gotta like this form change too~ It's a part of me, after all! *looks at her and sees her green intensify* Yeeah.. no fear! Luckily we're here, anyway! *starts flying down inside a forest, avoiding the trees carefully, then lands a few meters away from a big, grim-looking house* Ah, home sweet home..! *scoffs and changes back to self* Let's just hope for the best..! *puts down Sierra and carefully walks towards the house*
Si, tienila poi tu nascosta a Zora una cosa del genere!! XD XD Se lo viene a sapere lo sputtana ai quattro venti!
Honore!Zorawar: *scoffs* Shame is a concept that doesn't apply to me, I am too awesome for that! *pouts* You HAD to kill all the fun, huh?
Sierra: *listen and stay silent for a second, then nods* I understand what you say, and it's right, but how can people love you for who you are, if you're always like someone else? *fidget and kicks the air* I won't throw up! I'm not a baby! I'm strong and have no fear! *face it's more green than usual*
Io invece me lo immagino benissimo, a tutte le sue avventure per conciliare la sua doppia vita! le persone spaventose che fanno cose adorabili diventano 100 volte più adorabili!
Yeah bye... *shakes head* Puvrin.
*looks like a cat Honore zora and smirking and plotting* come on! do something embarrassing and WHOA! you and me have different concept of embarrassing, since you don't know what "shame" means so keep it family friendly okay?
Honore!Zorawar: *chuckles* A shirt? No, dear~ People must love me for what I am, I'm not going to change my look just to please someone else! *laughs at her reaction* Ah, it's priceless! Don't worry, it's totally safe.. we're almost there anyway. *looks at her* If you need to throw up or something, don't do it on me. *flies quickly in the direction of a big house hidden in a forest, avoiding trees with ease*
Ezatto, ezatto! Proplema rizolto, ja!
Guarda saro' onesta, manco riesco a immaginarmelo "feliciotto con la sac-a-poche"! Cioe' e' dannatamente inquietante! XD E semplicemente perfetto *.* Potrei persino farci un pensiero.. >w> XD
Samael: *pouts* Yeah, of course! *takes Driskoll likes a cat-zombie, from under the armpits, then literally throws him on his shoulder* That's a nice idea..! *smirks at you* Well, even though it seems like you two are gonna have fun, I must bring Dris home now! What if he catches a cold out here? *pats Driskoll and looks at Zora* I wanna know everything later~ Bye! *waves and walks away*
Honore!Zorawar: *chuckles* Ah, Sammy~ There won't be anything you haven't already seen! *looks at you* Now, back to us~ *smirks and winks*
Sierra: *shakes head, confused* What..? safe..? *cling more to his neck smiling widely*Oh no fear mi amor! there's no need to be nervous, I'm sure my father will love you! just put a shirt when you ask him and it will be fine! *gives a little shriek and cling to him for her life, with er legs too* a-are you sure t-this is safe? the wings are not gonna disappear yes? or else you become a buñuelo too! *looks around from his shoulder* it's really pretty from here.. but scary too!
ah ja, Kapita e poi non zolo ezzere Zora tetezko, ma anche Zierra parlare incleze messicano propapilmente non zempre facile ta capire
ah che meraviglia, se solo Honore pasticcere fosse canon, pensa alle opportunità! le avventure di Honore che cerca di nascondere la sua vergognosa passione segreta al mondo, cioè è un mafioso, non può farsi vedere tutto feliciotto con la sacca a poche (NON POSSO SMETTERE DI IMMAGINARLO ADESSO)e ovviamente per ogni stupro culinario che vede in giro esternamente sarebbe algido ma internamente indignato, molto indignato.
*takes his hands away from the shirt and raise an eyebrow* Yeah, of course! I could see how calm and collected you were a minute ago! *sighs* but at least Driskoll is safe, that's what matters! *takes Driskoll with both hands and raise him and give it to Samael* Here! put a chain on him during the day time too so you won't lost him ever again! *turns viciously and smirk* And now, let's have some fun, shall we, Honore ? keseseh
Honore!Zorawar: *sighs of relief* Oh so I'm actually safe if I don't ask your father first? Sounds good~ Hold tight now, we fly! *spreads wings and flies up, getting higher and higher, enough to see where he should go to arrive to Honore's "palace" quickly* Are you alright? *flying slower now, to let Sierra be at ease*
Oh santissimo.. Ho letto male! Ma si puo' essere piu' scemi?! Oh e non mi e' nemmeno venuto il dubbio.. ._. facciamo che Zora non aveva capito perche' e' tetezko e no parla bene sua lingua? XD
E adesso mi lasci con questa inquietante immagine in testa! E poi quelle rime baciate! XD Ma e' fantastica, abbiamo scoperto la doppia vita di Honore XD
E ok, capito! In difesa di Honore posso dire che tanto tempo fa avrebbe accettato di combattere con lei senza pensarci due volte.. solo che dopo quello che e' accaduto e' cambiato un po' in peggio! DX Vedremo come va, adesso sono curiosa XD
Samael: *grabs you by the shirt* OF COURSE it was one of my dreams! Who wouldn't want to go to space with his best friend?! *voice gets higher and a bit cracked* Why gone?! *turns too* OH. *seems VERY relieved, like he could literally melt on the ground, but then plays it cool* I knew it. Ahah! Totally! No doubt! Silly human, did you really think you could trick me?!
Honore!Zorawar: *raises an eyebrow* .........soo.. *moves Driskoll a bit, trying to wake him up*
Driskoll: *moans in his sleep and frowns* Let me.. sleep..
Sierra *laughs a little hearing Honore voice* It's a good sweet, like a fritter! if I find the ingredients, I could cook it for you! *blush red and make a little twirl* L-like a bride??? oh so serious! me gusta mucho! smile happily and cuddle to him but then make a serious face* but let's not rush too much! we won't do anything before you'll officially ask my hand to my father ok? *get's all excited and put's her hands around his neck* yah let's go finding some legends, mi querido novio!
A dire il vero Sierra l'ha chiamato banker (banchiere) perchè immagino che al suo paese solo uno con un lavoro così importante può permettersi di vestirsi bene, tutti gli altri sono contadinazzi che si vanno ad inzzozzare di terra, ma adesso ho questa immagine di Honore che torna a casa, si toglie la giacca sporca del sange delle sue ultime vittime per indossare un adorabile grembiulino rosa ricamato per poi togliere dei graziosi cupcake dal forno e canticchiare con aria soddisfatta: "dum de dum,
Ho sfornato i dolcetti/
son venuti perfetti/
di giorno faccio il mafioso/
Di notte cuoco lezioso!"
Ho bisogno di aiuto.
Perchè Sierra odia la gente malvagia e prepotente! appena saprà che tipo è Honore cercherà di picchiarlo! e lui probabilmente le sparerà in faccia, non vorrei che durasse così poco!
*mette dei occhiali con occhi sporgenti attaccati a molle ad Honore* Problem Solved.
*bawling dramatically* Oh my! please don't tell me that it was your secret dream to go in space with Driskoll! but it won't never get real now! He's gone! *falls on her knees* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
*turns* Oh, my mistake. There he is, sleeping.
Honore!Zorawar: *raises an eyebrow and talks with Honore's voice* A buñuelo? What's that again? *looks at her and chuckles* A baker..! Oh this is too funny, look at his real face when you'll call him a baker! *snickers and smirks at her* You won't jump on me, I'm not some sorta human plane.. I will pick you up, just like a bride! *picks her up and keeps her close* Lucky girl, you got in the hands of two different men in a few minutes! *he's having fun with this* Ready to fly?
Ah, lo vedremo sicuro! Xd Perche' dici che non finira' bene?
E fai pure, ma sotto sotto continuera' a fissarti con i suoi occhi iniettati di sangue e non c'e' nulla che potrai fare per impedirlo!
Samael: *grabs you by the shirt as well* Why are you doing this to me, woman?! Do you want me to die because of a broken heart?! He can't be in space! I will get mad if he went to space without me! *almost whimpering* Ah s*it! I knew we should have never ventured outside our cave!
Honore!Zorawar: *finds Driskoll and sighs, hearing both Sam and you* I can't believe it..! *frees Dris from the tree and flies down with him*
Driskoll: *frowns a bit in his sleep*
Sierra: Uh I see! It’s okay as long as you hold me tight! *shakes head and make a face* I don’t want to fall! I would splat on the ground and become a buñuelo! *stares at “Honore” with her mouth open* Oh wow.. ¡que elegante! Your boss must be rich! Es fancy! It’s a banker perhaps? *walks around him* so how we gonna fly? I get on you? *ready to jump on him*
Sierra non si farà sfuggire l’occasione di catturare qualche leggenda! Ma ho il presentimento che non finirà bene.. e non c’è problema, dovrò solo immaginarlo con una bella parrucca e un naso rosso da clown! Si è un ottima idea! >:)
SO? Why he doesn’t’ answer? It’s because there’s no reception in space obviously! What we do now?? *hanging to his shirt dramatically* We lost him! We lost him forever! Poor Driskoll, he didn’t deserved this cruel fate…
Zorawar: *rolls eyes a bit* Don't worry, you will probably see them the next time! *chuckles* Burritos..? Oh, this will be worth the pain! *smirks at her* Well I ask because we are gonna fly there! Also so you will get used to my boss' look.. *winks* I used his form many times so I'm proud to say I can even get his perfume right! *laughs and transforms into Honore, looking at her to see her reaction*
Quel commento vale per sopra o sotto? XD In ogni caso la scelta se incontrarlo/vederlo/immaginarlo o no e' tutta nelle tue mani XD
Samael: *nods* YES! Good idea! *take sout his phone and starts calling for Dris* I hope he hasn't turned it off..
Honore!Zorawar: *suddenly hears some music* Huh? What's that? *flies towards the direction from where the music comes from*
Driskoll: *sleeping so well he's drooling on himself, doesn't hear the phone*
Sierra: *quickly turns, looking everywhere with wide eyes* Latios? where? where? they go on vacation? *slaps her hips* ¡Caray! He was too fast, I didn't see him! *nods* ok let's go to you boss! but I don't have any tea, only burritos now. He likes burritos? *Cuddle to him, raising her leg* no cariño mío, you wished it, I only accepted! *shakes head* I don't know, I never flied before! I came here with the ship! why do you ask?
NON IL BORIOSO GRASSONE! TUTTI TRANNE LUI! mi inquieta..
*smirk* I'm never uncomfortable, if I can avoid any kind of effort! and your not that small anyway! but you're right.. *get's off him and think* does Driskoll have a mobile phone? you could call him to wake him! we must be fast! he will be on Venus at this point!
Zorawar: *snorts* Oh, they talk, even too much! This place is filled with legendaries, you could even turn and OH look a Latios on vacation! *shakes head, annoyed* Anyway. We need to go to my boss anyway, I don't know where legends are now, but he sure does.. *looks at her and smirks* Tomatoes and corn? Prepare to plant some tea and maybe you could start thinking of paying him enough! *smirks again as she say "new boyfriend"" What? You wish so~! *chuckles, is not taking her seriously* Now, are you afraid of flying?
Honore!Zorawar: *chuckles* Hmm, I think you and I have different views on what is really embarassing! *spreads wings and flies off, searching for Driskoll on the top of the trees*
Samael: *gets jumped on and nearly falls down* What are you doing woman?! I'm smaller than you! *hardly keeps on "running"* Aren't you uncomfortable with all my beautiful gems? *calls out again* Driiiisss don't fly to the sun, please! *stops to catch breath* Ok we need a better plan for this!
Sierra: *bluuuush* B-Beautiful..? amazing? that's.. unexpected.. but.. OKAY! *Smile widely and listen carefully, then tilts her head* legends? they talk to people here? that's weird! and what's a doccebag? In Hoenn legendaries don't care at all for the people, they're too occupied to quarrel against each other! *jumps happily to hims and smirk* but if there's a chance then we have to try absolutely! if they say no we can try with your boss too! I hope he likes tomatoes, we're gonna pay him in tomatoes! and corn! Takes his hand happily and squeeze it* So we can go now, new boyfriend? ～♥✧♡ *Smile cutely and bats her eyes*
*Eyes widens* YASSSSS! You're totally gonna do many embarrassing things with that aspect later,and stupid faces, you just can't deny it to me!
*runs trying to catch up with Samael, almost dying for shortness of breath in the meantime* Of course it could happen! normal balloons fly incredibly high, a tough gijinka could arrive to the sun with no problems! *too fat and lazy to run, jumps piggy back on Samael and calls around* Oh my gawd where are you Driskoll? DON'T FLY TO THE SUN OR YOU'LL EXPLODE!
Zorawar: *smirks, pleased by her blushing* Who am I to deny compliments to beutiful or amazing people? *winks at her* I can help you, but prepare yourself for letdowns! Not everyone wants to fight the battles of someone else, you see? *thinks for a moment* I have a few people that might be of good use, but.. *groans, annoyed* All of them are a pain to meet! *scratches head and sighs* Alright. It actually pains me to say this, but.. why don't we ask some legendaries? They are not really stronger than us, of course! Just big douchebags! *looks at her* But having one might lower your enemy's morale a bit? *looks away* Another choice that comes to mind is my annoying boss, but I honestly do not know if he would agree to do this for free.
Samael: *shakes head, he looks pretty relaxed* Nah, he wouldn't- *thinks and looks at Honore!Zorawar* It's impossible to fly to the sun, right?! We must find him! *runs away* Driiiiisss!! Where are you?!
Honore!Zorawar: *licks lips* Oh darling, I do many embarassing things with this form, you know? *chuckles* Oh it is so pleasant! I can make him do expressions you could never imagine! *rolls eyes* But, I suppose we keep the fun for later? *smirks* Follow up Sammy, or you will lose him! he crawls in the tightest spaces..
Driskoll: *actually just fell asleep and got stuck in some tree branches, but didn't even notice and is now sleeping tight and peacefully*
Sierra: *blush and whispers* w-why all this compliments...? *jumps back, startled* Uh no! ¡Perdona! i don't wanted to offend you! it's just that I know that not everyone work gratis! and your ability would be worth it... I can't pay everyone thought... *looks down, ashamed, but looks up in surprise again* you would really help me? yeah I want that! you surely know a lot of people! so take me to the strongest you know please!
*to Samael* so you two should be normal people, huh? That's not the time anyway! Driskoll could be in danger! what if he fly to the sun and explodes? O_o poor thing! *push "Honore" nose and smirks back* Bop! just think about all the embarrassing things you could do with this form! that would be so amusing! BUT NO! we're in a rescue mission! you search in the sky, we search on the ground! we're going to find you Driskoll! *inspirational hero pose*
Zorawar: *smirks* Yeah, strong, and adorable! *listens to her carefully, then scoffs* Holy sh*t girl, do you really think money is my problem? Ok, I have no shirt and you think of me as a homeless, but I wouldn't take money from people who have lost their freedom and land! *pouts* I am not that heartless, yet! *thinks for a moment* What if I help you find people, for now? *smirks back again* I have many ways~
Zorawar: *grins, amused* But this way it's funnier for me~! You're talking to the old Zora, not the young one you saw before! *chuckles, then perks ears* Dris?
Samael: Aw, man! *looks around and scratches head* He must have fallen asleep and- wait, *turns to you* what do you mean the only normal person around?! *pouts*
Zorawar: Uh-hu, leave it to me this time! Sammy gets sad without his Dris, so I simply cannot deny your request! *transforms into Honore and turns to you for a second, then smirks* Is this who you wanted?
Sierra *blushes* I-I am? Uhmm.. *shakes head determined* No no, I'm a strong, adult woman! I'm a warrior and I'm totally gonna free my people! *open her arms, looking upset* They've turned us into slaves you see ? and.. and you don't know how it feel! *tense her jaw* you're not free to decide anything on your own! *shoulder drop at his question, looking sadly at the ground* uuh. there is no one.. but! But I've just arrived! and I will find someone that will come with me for sure! so what do you say? *pouts and kick the dust on the ground* We don't have anything left anymore, but if you help us taking our lands back we're gonna pay you, if that's the problem...
Nooo! *jumps on him and shakes him* you're supposed to be taunted and do whatever I say! *pouts* not fair! *looks out for Driskoll* where he can be? maybe he got bored and got away? what if he got blown away by a gust of wind? poor guy! *jumps on zora and shakes him again* quick! transform into that arrogant fat boss of yours a random bird man and look for him in the sky! we must help him! it's the only normal person around!
Zorawar: *looks at her, smiling* You're just adorable~ *pats her shoulders* That sounds like a plan, so how many people are in your army now? *smirks, he is purposely not saying if he'll join or not because he needs to understand if it's worth it or not*
Zorawar: *smirks, looks laid back* Then go! If you can actually find a proud Arcanine wishing to be pet like a normal dog, ar a vengeful Ninetales willing not to curse you for touching its precious and silky tails~! *snickers* I am always here if you want, though~ *bows slightly and playfully*
Samael: *grins* No one can top Zora, huh? *laughs* Not in this field at least! *winks and turns to search for Driskoll* ...Dris? *he is not there*
Sierra: *listen to him smiling, not losing her enthusiasm* I would never ask you to do something so dangerous Zora! infiltrate all alone? No no nonono! *nods and fist pump* we would fight them all together, you see? but your ability will still be useful! that's why I'm here! *Smirks and put her hands on her hips puffing up her chest* I will make the strongest army ever and win the war once and for all! *join her hands laying on him and fluttering her eyelashes, trying to look adorable* so you're coming, yes?
*rolls eyes* I'm not sure I want to know your best Zora... Anyway, if you can't give me fluffeh tails then I will search elsewhere. *little sly smirk* You probably wouldn't even be able to become as fluffy as an actual arcanine in the end so... it's okay, I mean you can't really do everything, right *taunt taunt*
Zorawar: *smirks, pretty satisfied* I know I am great, thank you~! *tilts head and listens to her, but his expression doesn't change* So, you're hoping to oberthrow a full army just with me? *chuckles* Girl, you flatter me! But it's crazy, you see? *looks closer at her* What will happen once they find out it's only illusions? Now, let's imagine I can succesfully infiltrate the enemies to eliminate them from the inside, what happens if they find out before I do what's needed? *the way he talks suggests it happened once, so he knows it's harder than it seems*
Zorawar: Gurl, you can't have my best if you can't handle my worst~ *winks* And sure! Easier and funnier! But listen to me when I say I am good at many things~ *stick out his tongue*
Samael: *snickers*
Sierra: really? you get better? you're amazing! *jumps on the spot a couple of times* can you do other things? show me everything please! *Blushes now that her head it's on his naked chest and pushes him away* ¡Wow! *shakes it off and looks at him with determined eyes* Come with me in Hoenn! help me free my island and my people! The enemies are strong, and intelligent too! but I bet they never heard about a zorro like you! we would be able to kick their butts in a second with you! *kicks the air in the butt with anger and turns again to Zora with pleading eyes* so you come with me right?
You're cute when you blush *winks* trustworthy? loyal? mmmh if you say so..but I think not manys have the patience to stay so much at your side.. your really a big troll when you want to be! *smile But I'm sure that you're a good person in the end Zora. it's just that's more easy to be nasty than good isn't it?
Sierra!Zorwar: *nods* You have a point! Just give me some time to know you better and most of the things you pointed out will look more natural! *smiles and turns back to normal* And with foundation cream, I can cover everything needed! *winks and hugs her back friendly, payying the nack of her head* Come with you where, Sierra? *smirks* How can I help you?
Samael: *blinks eyes* That's.. *blushes a bit* Really nice of you, thank you.. *scratches his chin and looks away*
Zorawar: *laughs* You're not wrong! *smirks* But once one gets to know me better and stays by my side, they can discover I can be as trustworthy as a loyal Arcanine! *tilts head* Only the worthy ones have the strength and patience to stay with me! *grins*
Sierra: Eeek! *jumps back, then wave her hand in front of Sierrawar* Woooow! You’re me! I thought only I was like me! *gets all around her looking curiously at her* Oh! So that’s how I am? But..! *gets on tiptoe and smell a carnation* your Claveles doesn’t smell anything! And they’re not as pretty as mine! And your voice is different! The way you stand is different! And *giggle* I don’t have all this weird red marks on my face! *laughs hard holding her tummy* your face is so colorful now! *nods and looks away, smiling lightly* Así que parece que tenías razón. * grins* ¡mi corazón y mi alma! You can’t copy those things and you never will! But you’re good! Super good! If you can’t teach me then I need you to come *tackle her in warm happy hug and rest her head on Sierrawar chest* will you please help me, Zora?
*pat pat him too* okay Samael, if this is important for you, then you’re right. But it’s not like is important to be the best Sableye, when you are already the best Samael! I don’t need anyone to confirm that you’re awesome so relax, okay? *look at Zora with a satisfied face* Oh Zora, you’re a magnificent trickster, don’t worry about that! But you see that’s exactly your problem. After someone knows you, it won’t trust you never again, because you’re one of the most untrustworthy person on earth. *grin* Am I wrong perhaps?
Zorawar: *laughs* Thank you, thank you! I know I am awesome!! *smirks* you could give me even three burritos, but I wouldn't be able to teach you, as it's an ability only us Zoroarks can use! *nods, proudly* Look at this! I can become you too~ *transforms into her* See? *jumps a bit in place* Woah, I feel light!
Samael: *frowns* Do I sense sarcasm here? I don't care about what other Sableyes do, I'm better anyway! Driskoll can confirm it!
Zorua!Zorawar: *transforms back to himself* Aww, the pouty puppy tactic has no effect on you? What a shame~ *looks at you*
Sierra *still peeking, slowly extend her arm to touch him then quickly pull it back, waiting for a moment for something to happen, then jumps on the rock to be on his same height* Wooooooooooow! you make me see things that are not true??? how do you do that?? you're a magical man! can you teach me that ? please! I'll give you a bur-No! two burritos in return! how does it feel to be so incredible? *eyes sparkling in admiration*
You're quite proud of that right? that's nice! and i thought that was quite normal for Sableyes, silly me! *examine lil Zora with distrust* Is he trying to trick me? Zora would never get offended on trivial things like this! he doesn't get offended with anything at all! *pats pats his head* ok, I won't bother you no more, thanks anyway! now where I can search for an Arcanine?
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Zorawar: !! *surprised, he wasn't expecting such a reaction* What the hell?! *shakes head and walks to the rock, chuckling* You really have NEVER seen one like me, huh? *smirks* I am no demon- *gets grabbed and stares at her* War? What the- *frowns* Look, calm down a bit, yes? Here, deep breaths! *peeks over the rock* What I do, is an illusion! I make you see things that are not true, you see? *smiles* Now, get out! Talking to rocks is not really in my style~
Samael: You can bet it! *smiles, proud* No one can find diamonds like I do!
Zorua!Zorawar: Hey! *frowns* My tail is not little! It's me-sized! If you want bigger, fluffier things go pet an Arcanine! *pouts and sits down, holding his tail between his legs*
Driskoll: *chuckles* He changed character too..
Sierra *Eyes widen and smile transform in a terrified expression* ¡ah! ¡AAAAH!¡AAH! *runs away behind convenient rock* ¿qué es? What are you? What is this thing!? Are you a demon? What is that thing??? *curls up and tries to hide her head in her sombrero* piensa, piensa ¿Qué hacer? ¿Oh? ¿Una organización? No! *jumps over the rock and grabs Zora by the coat and pulls him down getting almost nose to nose* ¡es la guerra! War, you understand? ¡Oh! *runs behind the rock and squat down then slowly peeks out of it with inquisitive look* what is that thing that you do..? I don’t trust it! What is that? tell me!
oh yes, not even other ghosts can gems, you're one of a kind (like all the others Sableye thought) *pet pet tail like a cat* Owo soft foxy tail, who cares if useless? Tails are so cute in the end! but this tail it's little, can't you trasform in something with a big fluffeh tail?
Zorawar: *is very amused, and is doing his best to restrain himself* I assume you never met a Zoroark, then! *transforms into his female self* Here, female! *winks* And yes, it's very dangerous, especially because it might get you addicted! *gets back to his own self and laughs* Man, you are so full of energy! I kind of envy you! *smirks* I do fight, yes! But my special something is meant for different kind of battles~ *tilts head* Why do you need strong people? *thinks then shakes head* I've already been in an organization and it didn't end well, so if it's that.. don't count me in!
Driskoll: *looks at you* Bad and naughty, now adorable. I am impressed. *nods, he doens't look impressed but he really is*
Samael: Yeah, well, no one eats gems like me around here! But we've never seen Zora as a baby so it's interesting! *grins*
Zorua!Zorawar: Getting your tail touched is always nice, and it never bothered me! *smirks* So yes, you can touch it! *winks and wags tail a bit, he is holding back many perverted jokes about tails and touching*
Sierra *blinks* A girl? But you’re a boy! Boys can’t be girls because they’re boys! I’m a girl and I can’t be a boy of course! And what do you have of special? Why can’t you show me? Is dangerous? LOL ahah lo è can’t you at least tell me or is a secret? You’re so mysterious Zora! The more I talk with you the less I understand! *tilts head* then again I don’t know many things so I often don’t understand.. *blush* sorry.. *snap out of it* oh yeah! I’m here because I need strong people! *smirk* are you strong? Do you like to battle? Eheh is your special something a powerful weapon perhaps? *jumps up and down* come ooon show me please! I’m curious!
lol aren’t you two a little too impressed? You’re ghost you can do some pretty amazing stuff too, besides we all know that Zora is the best when it comes to illusions. *patpat Zora’s head* you liked to touch your tail? And did you liked when other people touched it? Can I touch it perhaps?
Zorawar: *grins* A girl name is fine, as I can be a girl too! *laughs, amused* Oh dear, I do have a special something that people should see!! *shakes head* But I can't show you, even if I would! You see, I made a promise, and I may be a fox, but I am true to my words~ *listens to her* Never heard of it! Well, I hardly know Hoenn anyway, so.. yeah *shrugs* What are you doing around here? *tilts head and smirks*
Driskoll: *looks at Zorua!Zora and blushes* ...cute..
Samael: *stares, amazed* That's so cool!! You could get all kind of discount with that! You truly look like a child! *walking around him*
Zorua!Zorawar: Nah, my tail was never in the way! I liked touching it, though.. *thinks for a moment* Just, a bit of a pain to get into pants, so that may be why I prefer staying without them! *snickers*
Sierra: *can’t help but chuckle* Zora? But then it sounds like a girl name! but is nice! Zora! *blinks and looks at him, then lean on the side, trying to look behind him* Uhm I’m sorry but exactly why is your body awesome? I mean you look like all the other people I’ve seen before, or do you have a special something that people must see? I don’t understand. *takes her sombrero off and adjust a little the carnations* I come from Izabe island, it’s in Hoenn, but everyone talks like me there! Maybe the people that come in that island for the very firsts time came from far away.. I don’t know really!
I’m sure you big strong men will survive this. Take it like a little Pavlovian method to teach you to be a couple of good boys. *grins and ruffle ZoruaZora hair* Cute but sly as fox, as always. *observe tail* the same? wasn't the tail on the way? it was just a cute tail with no purpose?.. maybe we should ask some other kind of Pokemon about tails..?
Zorawar: *frowns and rolls eyes at you, then gets back to Sierra and shakes her hand* Just call me Zora, Sierra! *smirks* You see, if I were to wear shirts, no one would get a view of my awesome body! And that would be a shame, Ja? I can get a bit cold, but I know some type of exercises that can make me warm again in no time! *chuckles, but stops* Ah, you're a clever lady, aren't ya? I'm from Unova, but I got this awesome accent by my mother! *grins* What about you?
Samael: *touches his nose, confused* How rude..
Zorawar: OW! *covers his nose* Hey! Has no one told you you shouldn't hit noses like that? *frowns, but decides to answer the question anyway* Well, it's the same, basically! I liked having a tail, most for the look, you know?
Samael: HAH! Adorable and innocent, only on the outside, maybe! *chuckles*
Zorawar: *laughs as well* I was raised well, yeah! *transforms into his young self, he has grey short hair with red streaks in it, big fluffy ears and a nice tail, but he still looks mischievous as before* Happy now? *he is talking with his young voice*
<.< shut up foxy. I’m not afraid. Is more like a deferential inquietude. He can be quite scary, but can’t do nothing to me! I’m untouchable. *smirk* on the contrary he can beat the poop out of you if he wants, so behave! *smugface* well folks have fun together! See ya later! *disappear*
Sierra: Ooooookay..? *scratch her nose and stare in the void for a second then happily shake his hand* Hi Zorawar the Zoroark, I’m Sierra! *smile* Oh so you don’t like shirts? That’s weird, I never heard such a thing! Don’t you ever feel cold like that? How about a nice poncho instead? *laugh a bit* you have a funny way of speaking Zorawar, do you come from far away too?
*use secret ninja technique and flicks both of their noses* No! we will discuss about the appendix on the back, not of those on the front! *Prod Samael* we wanted to learn about the secrets of the tails so focus! we will maintain this conversation clean and without double meanings OKAY? *determined in her mission, nods at Zora* Since you experienced both cases, what is better, to have or not have a tail? And yes show me Zorua Zora! I bet you were adorable and innocent looking, the exact opposite of you now, basically.
Zorawar: *shrugs and smirks* As if I cared! *looks at you* Yeah, keep telling yourself that. I bet a single glare from him could shut your mouth! *laughs lightly* And alright! *winks* I'll try not to! *Sierra appears and he gets closer* Well hello there- What? *frowns and looks at her getting closer* No, no.. you have made a mistake, I have everything I need, thank you! *grins* I just happen to hate shirts~ *offers her his hand* Nice to meet ya anyway, I'm Zorawar the Zoroark! *smirks and winks*
Samael: *grins as he walks beside Zorawar* Ahh, what a combo, YES! How many pleasant adventures~ *lick lips and nudges Zora*
Zorawar: *chuckles and looks at you* You surely don't want to know about them!
Driskoll: *sighs and looks at you with despair in his eyes* I cannot guarantee that..
Zorawar: Well, of course! It was a nice, fluffy tail everyone loved~ *smirks* Why, would you like to see it?
Kids requires more than entertain, you have to raise them and make them become good, responsible adults. You still have to mature a lot yourself … *sighs* and that snake too. *pouts* afraid? Please, why should be afraid of a cruel selfish man with a heart made of stone who goes around armed and is also a dangerous criminal element? Pff I’m not scared. *looks around again* no fear AT ALL. *clears throat* You better not hit on my Sierra foxy, she’s really innocent on the romacing topic, so behave. Ooooh Sierra Sierra come hereee there are new people to meet!
Sierra: *jumps happily around* ¡Padrísimo! Oh but this person don’t even have a shirt to stay warm! He must be a poor homeless guy! Thanks goodness I’m here to help now! *approach Zora with a big warm smile* Hi there friend! Do you need anything? Are you hungry? I can help you, you know?
Seriously, a match made in heaven..
Of course he talks you silly foxy, it’s just that he does it only when has something intelligent to say, differently to all of us here! But thanks for coming back anyway *smile satisfied than realizes* Oh my god, Zorawar and Samael together, what a combo.. what did I done.. ! *points Driskoll* If things get embarrassing around here is your duty as the only normal person to keep a good level of decency. We all count on you. *satisfied face again* Say my dear Zora did you had a tail as a little Zorua? *looking at fluffeh ears*
Zorawar: *still listening* Hmm.. Both titles suck, I wouldn't read either! *Looks at honore, then closes eyes and puts away the earpiece* Alright, good to know! Maybe some training wouldn't really hurt me~ *shrugs and flies alongside Honore*
Honore: *nods, he is glad Zora made up his mind and decided to stop talking for a bit*
Fine conveniente XD
Zorawar: Hey, I'm good with kids, believe it or not! *grins* I always know how to make them laugh! *looks at you and listens, then tilts head when you awkwardly look around* What, why- *realizes and perks ears* OOOOOOHHH! *laughs* I get it!! *snorts* You're afraid of him, huh? *still snickering* Well, you're right! *chuckles and stop slowly* Bring on the lady anyway, I promise not to hit on her much! *winks*
Samael: *shrugs, confused* He's a fox, he's crazy! How am I supposed to know? Last time he let himself be touched.. *looks at the void* everywhere.. *makes a face that seems like a "not bad"*
Driskoll: *facepalms* Look.. Zora, please, let this end, do it for me..
Zorawar: *appears* He talked!! *looks at you and Samael* He talked!! I must stay then! *foxy smirk*
Samael: *snaps out of it and whispers to you* See? Crazy!
Zamboni: *smirks* Say bro, when you've finished with that thing, can you give it to me? I'm gonna do a macumba! it will be fun!
Leucer: *sighs and "rolls eyes"* I don't think that will work, besides I can't give it to you. one object doesn't have enough smell. I will broke it and give a little piece to everyone. I want to get rid of that uncivilized dirtybag of a fox before making another move.
Zamboni: *pouts* no macumba then..? awww.. oh well more time to focus on my new fanfiction then! *grins* what do you think is better as a title? "The bird on the hot steam fox" or "The Rodfather" ?
Leucer: I think that if I don't find a quiet place and a good book to read as soon as possible I will lose at least 10% of my Q.I. !
fine?(conveniente)
different?? are all the relationship you have like this? *facepalm* yeah, I can totally see you as a family man in the future! *scratch chin with thinking face* let's see.. who could fit that role..? Salazar is too sensitive to your sexyness and you already met him... Morrigan would literally set you on fire after the first ten minutes.. Jenna, you already have unfinished business with her.. There' Milo! he's nice, but maybe too nice for you? or Sierra, she's nice too! and if you behave for once you could actually become friends! *deadpan face* My most normal people are birds like people with stupid hats. how sad. *swallow hard and smiles awkwardly* n..not that there's something wrong with birds like people with stupid hats.. *looks around with discomfort in the eyes*
*jump like a fat cat and tries to grab him but fails and smack face on the ground* dang it stupid fox! *pouts to Sam* You said he likes to be touched so why doesn't he make us touch him? come back fox you can't escape us!
Zorawar: *ready to shout back again, but is stopped by Honore's angry glare* Uh... *pouts and keeps his ears flat* Party killer!
Honore: *looks at Zorawar* ...What happened to your claw? Don't tell me you let those two second hand thieves take it from you? *very disappointed*
Zorawar: Well, actually I did.. BUT! *smug grin* You'll never guess what it really is! *takes out a small earpiece* I use that to hear things from far away, you know? I need to know a place or a person well, before tricking them! *winks*
Honore: *raises an eyebrow, is impressed but won't say it* Yes, good. *flies away, expecting Zora to follow him*
Zorawar: *humming to himself, transforms into Honore and flies after him, wearing the earpiece and listening* Ehehe- *almost chokes on himself* WHAT?! HELL NO! *looks at Honore* Oh no no no!
Honore: *annoyed* What now?! Do you really need to look like me when you do that? I'll make your traing worse if you keep this up. *very very serious*
Honore!Zorawar: *gulps and looks away, whispering to himself* Verdammt..
Zorawar: Well, why not? *shrugs* I mean, there's a chance! Not sure about it! *shakes head, then perks ears once he's called* Ja, Fraulein? *grins and chukles* Well, that sounds interesting, and different! Bring it on! *winks*
Zorawar: *peeking out from nowhere* You'll have to do better than that to touch me~! *laughs and disappears*
Samael: *pouts* That's not fair! You're not a ghost, you can't do that!
Zamboni: *stops in midair and turns and shouts back* And my mom can beat yours and your mom ass together while baking delicious poffin in the meantime! *chuckle and catch up with Leucer*
Leucer: Do you have what I requested to you Zamboni?
Zamboni: *Grins* Of course! It was nothing for a pro like me!*Gives him Zora’s Quick Claw*
Leucer: *pass the Quick Claw under his nose, put it in a small bag and put it in his cloak* Perfect. It was worth it. I have a little surprise in store for that little impudent scumbag. *lightly lift the corners of his mouth*
Zamboni: *flying slowly belly up with a relaxed smile* If you say so.. Oy bro! have you see how angry was Marron glacè or whathisnameagain when he arrived? And he was all like “I won’t let you hurt him, he’s mine” and stuff? Well I have a theory about it. *big grin* do you want to hear it?
Leucer *sighs and mentally prepare for the worst* Spit it.
Zamboni: The fox is his sex slave. (Leucer: Zamboni PLS) Just think about it! it all makes sense now! That’s why he want him to be intact, with all the parts of his body you know, plus the fox can change into anything and please his most disturbed fantasies, and you saw it too how eagerly Al dragged him away, talking about special trainings..! he wanted to punish him really bad, didn’t him? *little evil laugh* I will write a steamy fanfiction on this two! And upload it on internet!
Leucer: *Sighs and massages his temples* I am so done with this roleplay.
Zamboni: LOL XD
*surprised* the untamed fox who is free like the wind would think of settling down one day? Well, that’s new! *push the nowhere away* Nope. No best partner. We all know what happens when you two stay too much together and you don’t have my blessing. *happy grin* Say Herr Von Lokke, don’t you want to meet someone else instead, I mean someone that wouldn’t ended up trying to either kill you or romancing with you?
*smirk happily* d’aaaw who cares, friends are the best in the end, even if a little perverted!
*calling* ZORAH come out already! We want to touch you!
(I think he’s pretty awesome but uncomfortable to hug XD)
Zorawar: *basically shouting to make himself heard* Oh yeah, you can bet! You will know, if you ever meet her, she can kick anyone's ass! Especially yours! *laughs* Oh, come at me one more time, and I'll show you how tasteful and addicting are German Wieners~ *seems very amused*
Honore: *frowning at Zora* I should be used to your s*it by now, but you keep getting lower, don't you? *grabs his arm* Come, we have some talk and training to do.
Zorawar: *follows Honore, but turns to Zamboni, licking his lips and mimicking a bite* See ya~! *chuckles*
In fondo ha ragione! XD
Zorawar: Oh, I knopw I'll be super sexy even when older! I just may decide to settle down by that gae, you know? *smirks* So might as well live my life at its best now! *happy grin* Uh? *ears twitch as he hears Loki* Oh, my best partner is back- *pouts at you as you kick Loki back* Hey!
Driskoll: ...*looks at Samael*
Samael: *making a "pretty puppy face" and nodding*
Driskoll: *looks back at you, unimpressed by Sam* He got worse.
Samael: *looks destroyed* You always know how to hurt me worse!
Driskoll: *laughing lightly* You know I still love you..
Samael: I knew it! *all happy again, links arms with Driskoll too, so that he's in the middle* Zoooraa, OH Zooooraaaah~
(Sam's gems wouldn't hurt anyone unless he wanted to~ But I guess they would feel weird, cold and hard XD)
Leucer *simply walks to his cloak, pick it and brush it off before wearing it, pretty much ignoring everyone*
Zamboni: *Walks backwards and grins at Zorawar* Hah! I bet your mother is way scarier than you, Commodore Fluffyass! Uhhh you look a lot eager to see me again! what is it, you took a bite and now you want more? *turns and shake his ass spanking himself* Thanks but no thanks, I'm definitely not into German wieners! *chuckles and it seems that he's having a lot of fun*
Leucer: *frowns* Zamboni, stop socializing with that scumbag already. *flies away*
Zamboni: *ears twitch* Oh? oh okay, okay I'm sorry. *looks him go and turns again to Zorawar, makes this face, wiggle his butt and spanks himself again and flies away laughing*
poche cose non fanno ridere Zamboni, quando heatran gli stava per spaccare il culo si è ripromesso che se sarebbe sopravissuto se la sarebbe goduto e non sarebbe preoccupato troppo delle cose..
*rolls eyes* some people can live without "romancing" with no problems, and is not like an older person can't be sexy anyway! *smirk* what is it, are you worried to become too tired ugly to "romancing" when you'll be older?
Loki: *from the nowhere* You know who's body is nice and tight and sexy right now? *moaning sound*
*Violently kicks the nowhere*
Loki: Ouch Oooow D:
poor Driskoll, you should be used to this by now, was he like this when he was a kid or he got worse with age?
*link arm with Samael, probably hurting her with gems like an idiot and grins, showing her normal boring teeth *let's go now! fox hunting season just began!
Honore: You are your own problem and you can't even see it, such a pity.. *rolls eyes* People won't change for you, so why bother?
Zorawar: Hah! You want me dead? Get in line! *looks a lot laid back now that Honore is with him* Not that I care.. *ears perks up at Zamboni calling him* My mother thanks you for the compliment! Come and find me, I will be ready for you~ *winks and smirks*
Honore: *watches them go, then turns to Zorawar and glares at him* You are a bloody idiot. I don't even know why I waste my time saving your sorry arse. And I can't believe you let yourself be beaten to this extent by two bats! *grumbles and talks to himself* I so need a tea right now.
Non preoccuparti, vedo che e' difficile, quindi prenditi il tempo che ti serve XD
Comunque grazie ancora, e si, ho capito cosa intendi XD XD E c'e' qualcosa che non fa ridere Zamboni? XD Praticamente ride in faccia alla morte, letteralmente..
Zorawar: Not "romancing" at this age is a waste of time! Have fun for as long as your body is nice and tight and sexy! *licks lips, then pouts at the beep* Think what you want! I know what I do!
Samael: Yes, let's!! *grins, showing all his pointy teeth* Zora likes being touched anyway, so I'm sure he will agree!
Driskoll: *sighs* This sounds wrong, you know?
Samael: *groans* Driiis! Stop being the party killer, just have fun, once in a while! Do it for me!
Leucer *sounds polite but cold* Why should I change myself? Is the other people that should stop vexing me for my aspect,there is much more worthiness in me. But let's end this trivial argument already and let me make this clear to you, it is not for those reasons that I want that moronic fox dead. In fact, you're under a very wrong impression of me. There is a difference between who we are and who we want make people believe that we are, and you should also learn not to judge too fast a person you met for one hour. If you think you know me, you're wrong. I don't need any advice from you, thank you very much. *not mad, just completely serious* And since it seem that everyone here has too much freedom I, also, will take the liberty to do as I please. I don't care if he's yours.. *"looks" at Zorawar* Is not over yet. *more like a statement than a threat* *walks away to get his cloak back*
Zamboni: Yo, Ylvis spirit animal! don't you think that I will just forget about this, okay? *points to his ear and grins* Remember, payback is a bi*ch, you son of a vixen! *send a kiss to Honore and follows Leucer snickering*
MOTHER OF SASHIMI LEUCER è DIFFICILE ancora un poco e avrei messo sto commento nella lista "cose da fare prima dei 30 anni" =.=" per quanto li odi, se non li uso non imparo ad usarli.. uuugh
E si Honore è decisamente (dal punto di vista personalità, in quanto il carattere fa schifo, ma schifo bene..ugh mi hai capito vero? è un bastardo, ma è il miglior bastardo di sempre) uno dei migliori. è inquientante e affascinante allo stesso tempo. fa paura. (ma fa ridere Zamboni)
They're only 24, they still have time, beside not anyone is so interested in "romance" as you are foxy! *press his nose* BEEEEP! I know how you depure your body, by swallowing four beers instead of two bottles of vodka!
Zora probably had a tail as a Zorua! we must find him and scratch the hell out of those ears ask about the mystery of tails! besides we can ask him to transform in arcanine or ninetales and cuddle his tails without offend anyone :D
Zorawar: *searches for something in his coat and drinks it (it's a Hyper Potion)* Ugh.. tastes horrible.. *makes a disgusted expression, then looks up at Honore* You did?! Now that's a kick in the balls, man! I thought we were allies! *pouts*
Honore: *rolls eyes* We are, you fool. I just don't want to end up like you just because of your own foolishness. *looks at Leucer* Well, you got me! I change my mind quite often, especially if I'm not trusting the person I speak to. Do you really think I would tell everything to a person met for one hour? *small chuckle* He is free to do as he pleases; but if you're so weak you can't endure a little provocation, the problem is yours, not mine.
Zorawar: Wooo! Who's saying "oh snap", now?! *cackles and gets up*
Honore: Just grow some balls and stop being so affected by stupid things in life, and this is a friendly advice. *staring at him* If the color of your hair and clothes is a problem to yourself, why not just change it? Oh, yes.. It's harder to curse the dark, than light a candle, huh? *growing weary of this*
Aaah, adesso capisco! Si, immagino che non sia facile! Comunque, per quel che conta, nei momenti importanti, mi sembra che Leucer ti venga bene! ^^ Tipo adesso!!
E grazie, mi fa molto piacere saperlo! Sono contenta che sia un personaggio fatto decentemente, e' uno dei miei preferiti e ci tengo a rimanere il piu' possibile sulla linea del personaggio.. non e' facile, ma ne vale la pena, se poi e' apprezzato! Quindi grazie~
Zorawar: For the future?! When, when they'll have to hang it on a nail? *laughs* My liver is perfectly fine, lady~ I may seem exaggerated, but I care about my body~ *winks* I just depure it sometimes! *seems very proud of that*
Samael: *nods* Yes, you are right.. *blinks* Tails must be so annoying, though.. I mean, how do you keep it in your pants?! *looks in the distance* I must know.
Driskoll: ...Zora is lucky to not have a tail..
Zamboni: *grins* Of course we did! I mean do you even think there's rules in beating up people, Al ? *chuckles* don't be silly! *pass his arm around Leucer's shoulder* And we're a duo anyway!
Leucer: *frowns* Zamboni's right. The ends justify the means in several occasions, including assassination. *makes a very bitter smirk* I see that you're really fast in changing opinions. I do perfectly remember that you gave me your "blessing" in eliminate that loutish fox if I thought it was the case to do it. If even you can't stay true to your own words, then I can't help but assume that they carry a very little value.
Zamboni: oh snap.
Leucer: If he really is yours, unlike you asserted the last time, then exerts some authority and keep him well away from me. Otherwise, step aside and let me finish my job already, because I'm not the kind of person who leave things halfway done. *narrow eyes and put his hands on his hips with a serious expression* I can assure you that my opinion on the issue is worth a lot more than what you think.
Zamboni: OH SNAP!
Non è neanche quello il problema! se un personaggio è cattivo non ho problemi a fargli fare cose cattive, che poi venga sconfitto o fallisca e il bene prevale etc etc fa parte del gioco! ;) il problema è che Leucer è troppo intelligente per me! ._. quando penso "cosa farebbe Leucer in questa situazione? come reagirebbe ?" non so mai cosa fare! volevo una persona di merda, ma intelligente e che ha le idee chiare e lo dimostra, invece lo faccio sembrare uno snobbino permaloso che parla parla ma alla fine non sa fare niente! e non è quello che pensavo per lui! D: comunque non riesco ad immaginare Honore più duro di così. lasciami dire che Honore è a mio parere uno dei personaggi più riusciti! è di sicuro freddo e autoritario e pericoloso, ma allo stesso tempo ha quel pizzico di humor e intelligenza che lo rendono equilibrato, quindi più realistico e molto MOLTO più pauroso! seriamente Honore mi incute timore e rispetto ed è solo un personaggio inventato, e questo è quanto trovo ben fatto il suo personaggio! ⊙▂⊙
Well Zamboni would probably flirt with a good looking lady ;) but nope, that's not their priority. they have so much stuff to do! stealing, cheating, lying, thinking evil plans.. they will have time for girls in the future! *facepalms* yes, yay alcohol, but I would really like to see how your liver is doing! =_="
Oooh yes I would like to pet a tail too! *-* there are pokemon with super fluffy adorable tail like arcanine, furret or ninetales! I bet it's tails are so soft is worth getting a 1000 years curse to pet them! But I wouldn't do it in the end! the tail is such a intimate part of the body in the end,is not like ears unfortunately.. *dramatically turns again* You can run, but you cannot hide. I will get you one day, when you least expect it, and then your ears will be scratched! Muahahahahahahahah!
Zorawar: *still laying on his back* Ah, it's you.. *sighs and coughs, then manages to sit* I didn't need your help, I got everything under control.. *winces and brings a hand to the bitemark on his neck* Damn it..
Honore: *lowers his hand and doesn't even look at Zorawar* Shut up, Trickster! *looks at Leucer* Did he called you names? *studying them both* You attacked him, two against one because he picked on you, seriously? *deep sigh* That doesn't matter. He is mine, and I will not let you kill or disable him, even if he is annoying. My reasons are always good enough, for me. And other opinions don't really matter.
Ti capisco! Anch'io faccio fatica con Honore, infatti l'ho dovuto ammorbidire un po', il suo personaggio iniziale era inusabile! Mi sentivo una merda XD E per me psichico e' un mix dei due, cioe' puo' spostare le cose/persone e allo stesso tempo ferirle.. scusa, avrei dovuto specificarlo! DX
Zorawar: *surprised* They don't care?! Man, their lives must be empty if they only find happiness in food! *shakes head* Oh, but they just need to try one! *grins, then winks* I always knew that drinking would have helped me! Eheheh~ *satisfied*
Samael: Well, I see! *shrugs and smirks* Sounds like a good excuse! Do you do that to tails too? *interested* I have always wanted to pet someone's tail! *shiny eye*
Driskoll: *shakes head, he's glad he doesn't have weird or unusual tracts*
Zorawar: *appears from nowhere* Come and get me, if you can! *winks and disappers*
Leucer *stays on the ground for a second, trying to move* Uhm.. No broken bones. Any considerable trauma. Just a slight concussion. I can stand. *Slowly but steady stands up and wipe the blood from his nose then hold out a hand to Zamboni* Are you ok?
Zamboni: *takes the hand and stands up* Well, considered I've just been hit by two friggin psychics moves in a row, well yeah! Kinda! I told you that all that Payapa drink I gobbled was worth the price! How about you? *little worried*
Leucer: I'll be fine. *adjust his glasses and walks back* I think it would be good manners for me to give you an explanation, even if I don't owe none. I’m just making sure that stupid fox won’t continue to peeve me or even try to sabotage my schedule since I ended up in his “list of people to annoy” and I have absolutely no intention to stand another idiot in my life. *gets quiet for a second and straighten himself up keeping an eye on Zorawar (well more or less)*. But now is your turn to explain yourself. Why did you attacked us? I hope you have a very good reason for that. *Voice is cold and emotionless, but seems angry*
Zamboni: *Stands next to Leucer with a hand on his shoulder, smirking as always, obviously not caring about murder looks or death glares. Sometimes touch his ear and sighs*
(Far parlare Leucer mi mette l'ansia te lo giuro! (●´⌓`●) per te psichico è solo una forza mentale per spostare le cose, o è anche una forza che attacca in proprio? Lol non so proprio come interpretarla a dire il vero.
Right! Zora won't go down easily!
Yeah sure a pro mmmmh =_=" seriously you two are becoming a little too friendly in my view! and the two bats really don't care much about hitting girls, they prefer to have a good meal! But it seems that they don't like you too much! the miracles of booze!
Of course you're not! but Gijinkas have such adorable ears that we human don't have, and it just makes you want to scratch them <3 *dramatically turns to Zorawar* You're next fox. You're next.
Zorawar: *satisfied his bite hurt Zamboni, so smirks* I bet that I can make even Yveltal fall for me, want to bet? *winks and prepares for their attack, letting himself fall* You idiots! *uses Protect to avoid being poisoned again, and hardly sustains the not-so-powerful Venoshock, gritting teeth* I've had enough of you! *grabs them both, forcing them to stay on him, and uses Extrasensory to hit* This hurt huh..? *smirks weakly, unable to throw them away later as he intented to do, then suddenly, the two get thrown away by a mysterious force (Psychic)*
Honore: *flies down in front of Zorawar, holding a hand up to use Psychic* May I ask what the bloody hell is happening here? *he seems calm but his eyes scream murder*
(Eheheh~ Zora has lived until now for a reason, right? XD
Zorawar: *shrugs* Lady, he's a pro! I'm not scared of his teeth, I'm sure he knows how things work, better than you! *winks at Loki* I'm sorry but the two bats really need to understand how to hit on a girl, or a boy! First, sucking their blood is not ok! *shakes head* Yeah.. unless they find crazy vampire fetishist!)
Samael: *shakes head* No, it doesn't bother me much, just.. why do it? *takes a step back* I'm not a dog or something!
Driskoll: *chuckles lightly*
Leucer: *finish to medicate Zamboni's ear and "glares" Zorawar* An antidote huh? You fool. You really think it will change your fate? We have more poison us than antidotes you. *Doesn't even try to dodge the fire, simply create a barrier to protect both himself and Zamboni (Protect) he's confident that the move won't fail since he didn't use it for some time*
Zamboni: *touches his ears and whines* that stupid naked fox! I hope he'll gets hugged by Yveltal and dies!
Leucer: There's no need to bother Yveltal, we will take care of him, together we can do it.
Zamboni: *grins and nods* *they quickly launch themselves on Zora, they surely don't have the strength to pin him on the ground, but enough to make him fall*
Zamboni: Eat poison! *attacks him with poison again (Toxic)*
Leucer: *Frowns* the only one who will die today is you, and nobody will care about it. *hands glows purple as he hits Zora with his palms to make the poison boil in his veins and make it even more painful (Venoshock)
(well that's a clever strategy, and as I said there's nothing more powerful than beautiful repels! Yes Zamboni's amazing sides: Zamboni annoyingly funny, Zamboni annoyingly whiny and Zamboni being simply annoying =_="
*Smirk at Zora* OH really??? you know that five minutes ago you were ready to have some "sucking business" with someone with very pointy teeth? *grabs Loki from the nowhere and open his mouth to show extra long extra pointy fangs* Hmmm?
Loki *shakes me off* Whatever! I'm very good in what I do, besides it's not like I use my teeth to give blo- *is immediately kicked back in the nowhere*
Besides there's some people that actually like getting their blood sucked! (Maledit likes to be sucked by Zamboni Sr for example) but yeah blood sucking it is messy and disgusting in the end XD)
What's the problem handsome? Does it bother you that I scratch you ears? if that's so you'll just have to say it and i'll stop! no need to stare! *innocent smile, but keeps scratching*
Zorawar: *stumbles back, holding his neck and keeping his ears flat* I hate you two so much! *gets hit by Leucer too* What the f*ck! Stop that already! *trembling, manages to take out an Antidote from his coat and uses it, then shakes head and looks at them* You know, human-made products are actually quite nice! I can use Toxic too, did you really think I would be unprepared? *trying to be though, but is becoming dizzy because of the blood loss* Let's make this quick.. die already! *starts breathing fire from his mouth (Flamethrower), aiming it at the brothers*
(Zorawar likes using human-made things, that's why he doesn't have a personal weapon like the others~ =w= Ehehehe, it's nice to see all of Zamboni's sides!!
Zorawar: Look, man.. *looking at you, displeased* Sucking should never involve pointy teeth, got that? And with blood around is just sick! I mean, I'm open to everything but that may be a bit too messy, yeah? *smirks*)
Samael: I can be both! Awesome and adorable! *his smile is coming back* My gems are really beautiful, wanna see some- *stops when his ears gets scratched* Umm...? *raises an eyebrow*
Driskoll: *is surprised too*
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Zamboni *Gave out a terrible, high pitched, glass-breaking scream of pain in Zora's ears when gets bitten (Screech) and flies away wobbling and lands on a tree yelling and whining and grumbling and cleaning his face with his sleeves* You bastard, go buy some viagra and fu*k yourself!! (don't know what kind of environment Zora created, but yes there's a convenient tree)
Leucer *frowns* hang in there Zamboni, I'm coming to help. *flaps his four wing to gain some velocity and stabs Zora with a poison soaked fist, poisoning him gravely (Toxic) then flies next to Zamboni and start to medicate his wound*
(Lol Zora's reaction was priceless, I didn't expect him to spray a repellent in Zamboni's face, which is kinda genial since repellent is Zubat's natural archenemy. And yes Zamboni is clever and has quick reactions, but when he get's hit he becomes a whiny bi*ch XD. In any case I didn't thought Zora had all this fear of being sucked...)
*keeps patting* eheh yes he is, he wants to be the cool part of the duo, but in the end he's the most adorable one! Of course you're awesome, with all this pretty gems on your body and this ears.. *smirk* *scratch ears*
Zoramboni(XD): *gets hit by leucer's wings and frowns* You are such a b*tch! What is it, woke up on the wrong side of the bed? *can't even react that Zamboni is over him* What the hell! This was supposed to be a fight, not a gangb- *stops as Zamboni bites him and yelps in pain and panics* WHAT THE F*CK!! *instinctively turns back to his normal form, and bites hard down Zamboni's ear (Foul Play/Bite?), flailing legs to hit him in some way, trying to reach for something inside his coat* GET OFF ME! *takes out a repel and sprays it on Zamboni's face*
Samael: *still pouting* You can bet I'm awesome! No one can be better!
Driskoll: *looks at you* Just adorable, huh?
Zamboni: *just grins at Zorawar* Stupid Germans.. they're the würst! *bursts in a loud laugh*
Leucer: *get's hit and frowns, but stay silent, won't give any satisfaction showing pain or weaknesses* You idiot, thanks for giving me the opportunity to hit you with a clean shot. *closes his wings that glows green and open them to slash him* (X-Scissor)
Zamboni: *Jumps on Zoramboni (lol?)and closes his wings, leaning on him with all his weight* Oooh hello there! *smirks* You look very sexy, don't mind if I try you dear! *stick his fangs in his neck and start to suck his blood to absorb his vital energy (Leech Life) but his eyes squints, doesn't seems very happy of what he's sucking*
*pats Samael head too* There there, you are an amazing Sableye and we all know that. you happy now?
Zorawar: Oh oh oh, how original!! *laughs* I'm German and you call me Herr schnitzel, with a wrong accent too! I am so surprised! Guess your brain doesn't work well either, when fighting? *gets hit by Zamboni, but gets up quickly* Tch! That is merely and amulet, I can be as fast as you now! *transforms into Zamboni* Four wings! Let's try them! *tries flying and fails, crashing against Leucer, and taking the chance to hit him with his claws (Night slash)*
(Too vacconi for this world!)
Samael: I'm not lazy, he is! Sleeping all the time- *stops and frowns, then sighs* Why would you think I eat dishes? Ceramic is not a gem! I eat only the best! Gourmet gems! Not sand and glass! *seems offended* DISHES!
Driskoll: *chuckles and pats Sam's head*
Zamboni: of course! fighting and thinking at the same time, too much effort for your poor little brain huh ? *snickers*
Leucer: *screeches* I'm not pink you moron!
Zamboni: Yeah! It's washed out bloody red, like the one that will come out of all your holes when we'll have finished with you, herr schnitzel! *quickly flies up to dodge the night daze, then charge in dive bombing Zora, slam against him and pushes himself far from him, taking his Quick Claw (U-turn + Thief)* Sorry buddy, I just don't like when people tries to be faster than me! I take this one! *takes out his Amulet coin and puts the Quick claw on*
Leucer: *takes the attack but doesn't make any sound, flying fast around Zora* Tch. Hiding in the darkness, it won't work with us. *continue to use Supersonic on him*
(They really are a couple of vacconi)
Aww that's cute, super best friends! You could help a little more Samael you lazy troll! and by "doing the dishes" you don't mean like eating them and then buying new ones right? eheh
Zorawar: *smirks at Leucer, but frowns to Zamboni* Tch! I'm here to fight, not to think about clever remarks, as you're doing now! *smirks* Tell that to your bro, not me~ He's the one who gets mad when gets told he's pink! *tilts head and chuckles* Cheap porno? Man, you got me wrong, I'm an high class porno! You have to pay for me~ *winks, then quickly jumps back as Leucer uses Haze, then shakes head because of the supersonic* Stupid zubats in stupid cave with their stupid supersonic! *growls but keeps smirking, snapping out of confusion* Dark haze? Now this is good for me too! *hides in the dark, a dark aura flows from him, moving air too (Night Daze)*
(Zorawar: *smirks* Now, that I wouldn't mind-
*pushes Zora back* Go back fighting, you idiot!)
Samael: Oh, You can bet! He was still a Drifloon when we first met! I didn't even had my first gem! *looks at Dris, almost proudly* We lived in a cave together, mostly~ He knows everything about me! And we can share house works with no problem~! *grins*
Driskoll: *chuckles* Tell the truth, Sammy..
Samael: *rolls eyes* Alright, damn you! *pouts* He does all the house works.. But I do the dishes sometimes! *happy, proud grin*
Leucer: *hiss* Now listen you scumbag..
Zamboni: *Smirk and pats Leucer's shoulder* Let me do the talk for this time brah! *looks at Zorawar and smack his cheek with a fake surprised expression* Oh my frau granatapfel! we are shorter than average people and so you call us dwarfs! I'm astounded! So original! what others amazing insults do you know? Dumb? Silly? *fake a worried expression* Oh please sir have mercy, don't call me purple or winged, I just can't stand the shame, especially coming from someone who looks like the main actor of the cheap porno version of Blade!
Leucer: *frowns* I want to do a quick clean job here. For one thing, we must get rid of those illusions. *flies quickly around Zora, throwing black smoke form the mouth to make the area dark (haze)*
Zamboni: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! *Flies around Zora and emits confusing ultrasounds (Supersonic)
(Loki *literally peeks out from nowhere and smirks sexily*
Don't even think about it you perv! *push him back in the nowhere*)
(I really have no idea. I guess yes thought, Heatran is scary and ugly after all!)
*facepalm and laughs* Yes Samael is a troll! how did you two become best buddies? are you childhood friends?
Zorawar: *frowns as Zamboni arrives* That's not fair! But hey, who cares? *smirks, confident* I don't play fair either! *he's actually a bit worried, he knows Crobats are poison types so he already discared his option of poisoning them with Toxic* What, are you gonna fly around like dumb birds now? Come down and fight, you dwarf! *chuckles* Or are you waiting for Snow White to come too? *buying time to use Nasty Plot in the meanwhile and think of a way to get them both down*
(XD XD XD Knowing him, I guess anyone sexy enough would be fine! XD)
(Too bad Zora has never seen Heatran so he wouldn't be able to transform into her XD maybe only in her pokemon form? would that be scary too?)
Samael: Yeah.. *shrugs* It kinda looks like we had a special bondage night, huh? *smirks, happy, then nudges Dris* Isn't that right?
Driskoll: *blushing and covering his face with his hands* Stop it! *looks at you and nods*
Samael: Well, we have lived together for a long time, he knows I love him, after all! *grins* I mean, I would even share my gems with him, if he enjoyed them as I do *nods* Plus he needs someone who talks enough for both!
Leucer: Hmpf, you really think you can beat me? You're so naive. You don't know anything of me. But I know you and your dirty tricks. You have no chance against me. *Curls up and form an invisible barrier around himself to avoid the attack (Protect)* I forgot to say... I'm gonna work in couple.
Zamboni: *lands with smirk* Well hello there! didn't you know ? there's a special promotion! When you mess with one Flaggermus, you get your a*s kicked by two! But you see, we don't give this special treatment to everyone, but only to people with a stupid face! *looks a bit at Zora and make a big smile* Congratulations amigo! You look like a real dumbass, aren't you just lucky!
Leucer *flying in the sky keeping some distance between himself and Zora, looking around at the changed surrounding* be careful, he can create illusions to try to confuse us. Keep your ears well open and your nose active.
Zamboni: *smirks and takes off his cloak* Gotcha.
(Ooooooooooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) good one! XD And tell me, who's gonna be the lucky nurse? *wink wink, nudge nudge* *is shot as well*)
Well, is not the illusions are completely ineffective on Leucer,it's just that he used to fight without see, so it's difficult to distract him, but yeah if Zora finds out, I think he would be cunning enough to fool Leucer, and he would be so pissed off to be deceived because of his blindness (even more funny is the fact that all that Zora would have to do is to transform into Heatran and scare the c**p out of them, even if in the end Leucer would snap out of it knowing that is just an illusion... still he would piss himself)
Thanks but no thanks, I like to have clothes on! well if it's okay to you then fine, but I do really hope no one will enter in your room during night, or else with you wearing just your pride on and Driskoll tied in the bed... you know.. it would be WEIRD! (☉_☉") poor Driskoll... Samael is a little troll sometimes isn't him? XD
Zorawar: *is surpised by the hit on his crotch but manages to avoid it enough to not die because of the pain, then bends over covering himself* Are you f*cking CRAZY?! *screeching* I need these, you Vollidiot! *still in pain, but manages to stand* I'll make you pay! And if I die, I'm gonna take you with me! *growls and shivers, he is changing the surrounding to a place more fit for him to fight like he always does, then raises a hand to concentrate energy and use it to hurt Leucer (Extrasensory)*
(Ehehehe poor Zora!! He's gonna need soemone to kiss away the pain *is shot*)
Oh no, of course he can't complain! XD It's kind of funny, Zora's best ability is completely useless with Leucer, at least if he doesn't find out about his blindness! XD
Samael: Really? No because you see, why dress up again when you can just be naked? *pleased smirk* And in winter, you just heat everything up! *winks* Oh well, about Dris.. I kinda tie him to the bed now, once he had a nightmare while floating against the ceiling, so he just fell down screaming! I almost had a heart attack!!
Driskoll: *frowns* Not true. (It is true XD)
Leucer: *inhales deeply to impress Zora's smell in his mind and looks up at him with a scowl, voice screechy but cold* Very well. If this is your response, you will get what you deserve. *with a quick jerk squat down to charge and throw an uppercut between Zorawar's legs with all his strength, then spring backwards and takes off his cloak* You know, I usually don't dirty my hands on scum like you just for trivial arguments like this, since it's just too obvious that i'm superior. but i feel you're such a moron that you could try to get in my way for my future plans, and that's something I can't let that happen. *adjust his glasses with a frown* This world will be a better place without you.
(Leucer is wearing a Expert Belt so super effective moves are stronger. But here... it doesn't really makes such a difference I guess)
Ah okay! I get it now! but Zorawar really can't complain if the person that he's picking on reacts in a bad way! being a jerk to people has his consequences. And yes, Leucer can be somewhat a good opponent, especially if he knows the surroundings, since he uses the ambient he's in at his own advantage.
Eheh do as you prefer, but there isn't a better sensation to return home after a long day and put on your warm, comfy pajama on, especially in winter~ you have no idea of what are you missing! Driskoll is really awesome! did he sleeps on the ceiling? or you chain him to the bed? (the idea makes me laugh, that poor thing chained to the bed)
Zorawar: *snorts and laughs as he screeches* You're amusing! I like you, even if you're a silly pompous batsy! *tilts head and raises an eyebrow* Do you really think that is going to stop me? I'm having fun and I've heard worse! *smirks and gets back to his normal form when he gets poked* Oh, look at me, I'm sooo scared~! OoOoOh someone, please help me~! A flying pink shrimp is threatening me~!
(well, probably! XD
Alright, thank you!)
Well, I actually realize I used the wrong words, my mistake XD Poor me, I can't talk anymore! What I meant is, he has found someone that reacts when he gets picked on, so he's having fun and will not stop soon XD I hope it's clear now, sorry for the misunderstanding =w=
But yes, Leucer would be a worthy opponent anyway! Or at least I think so~
Samael: Yo, if Dris doesn't mind, I sure as hell will NOT wear a pajama! *smirks, showing his pointy teeth* We are both weird anyway, he floats to the ceiling so yeah.. *shrugs* I just hope no one enters our room during night! *snickers*
Leucer: *frown* First of all, I wasn't even talking to you before, so you're not only an idiot, but also a primitive uncouth. And second *he's trying to keep his voice low and cool, but he's already screeching* the lighter shade of lilac is NOT PINK you s**thead! *calm down and recompose and looks at "himself"* Hmpf. That's absolutely foregone from you. You're incapable of reasoning, to have a intelligent conversation or to confront someone without using your tricks, because you're an ignorant moron who just can't use his brain. *"glares"* You think you're clever, but you're not at all. Your illusions doesn't work with me. *stabs his chest with his finger with a menacing expression* Stop messing with me right now, or you'll be very sorry about it.
(Well now that they're the same height he could looks menacing right? ._." Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh)
(He's actually touching him to makes sure that he's the "real" one and not an illusion copy. Leucer always do everything for a specific reason)
Oh really...? (¬‿¬) "bread for his teeth" huh? is Leucer such a worthy opponent? eheheh
Samael is really a good friend.. but he should purchase a pajama. Sigh. there are too many colors out there. It confuse me.
Zorawar: *rolls eyes* Look, all those words just to defend your own color? *pouts* That's what an aristocratic failure like you would do! *transforms into Leucer* Boo-hoo, I'm lilac and pretty and I will not waste time with that idiot fox because I'm faaar superior.. *looks down at himself* Holy f*ck I'm a shrimp!! *tries not to laugh* A "shade of purple" less and I would have been that pink!
Please forgive Zora, he has found bread for his teeth XD (I don't even know if it's right to say this in english but whateva! XD)
Driskoll is not lilac, technically XD I used colors that are a mix between blue and violet XD (Bluebell and China blue) But even if he were lilac he wouldn't care about that =w= Samael would defend him anyway so why bother?
Driskoll: *peaceful, happy smile that tells: "I don't care, I'll just stay back and relax and let others argue without me~"*
Leucer: Purple and his shades combines the calm stability of blue and the fierce energy of red. Is often associated with royalty, nobility, luxury, power, and ambition. Purple also represents meanings of wealth, creativity, wisdom, dignity, grandeur, pride, mystery and independence. Lilac is absolutely the most precious and refined shade of purple. Besides, the word hermaphroditic means an individual in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present or a person or thing in which two opposite qualities are combined; While you were trying to describe a condition or style characterized by the absence of distinctions based on gender, so the correct term it would have been "unisex". *frowns* The point I'm trying to make is that if you dare to bad-mouth lilac again, I'll disfigure your face in your sleep. Understood?
Yes Sir, I'm sorry Sir. (╯︵╰,)
Leucer: Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. *"glares" Zorawar and raise an eyebrow* You're just a pathetic scumbag who desperately tries in every way to get attention. I do not wish to waste even a minute of my precious time with such a cretinous man like you.
Forget about every previous comment about every lighter shades of the purple color human. This conversation will finish right now, to be never again resumed in the future. I hope I'll made myself clear enough, or else I'll be compelled to provide more convincing arguments. So long.
NO! It was only a misunderstanding! I didn't say anything bad about lilac! IS THE BEST COLOR IN THE WORLD AND THE OTHERS COLORS SUCKS! Don't spread this wrong information or else he will get m
I really like how you made Leucer here! He looks so sophisticated! *.* and his hair color is so pretty, the white streaks of light are just perfect! :D And the small crobats flying around are CUTE
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/12/18 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Krieg: *very surprised to see Sierra appear from nowhere, so jumps back, sword in hand, to see of she's dangerous* ...What?
Zorawar: *undoes the illusion* Sierra!! What the hell!!
Kreig: What?! *decides none of the two are a threat so kneels next to Sierra* Are you alright..? *pats her gently* Please get up, why are you kneeling? I won't hurt you! *smiles gently*
Honore: *scoffs* Even if I can beat him? You are clearly underestimating me. *rolls eyes at Jenna, he is not scared one bit, then talks to Zamboni* Princess, keep your dog on a leash, or it might get caught and put down. *looks at Leucer* Heh, can you really do that?
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/12/18 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *eyes super widened, they take the 80% of her face* T..t-thats the legend! it must be a legend right..? W-we did it! *runs to her and throws herself on her knees* Oh powerful legend! please give me the permission to talk to you even if just a mortal!!! *too much solemnity"
Zamboni: *satisfied* Of course they did, I'm a wonderful princess that everybody loves, so you're the evil old cranky guy that gets pwnd! eheh!
Leucer *hush Zamboni with a gesture of his hand, deep sigh, massage his temples a bit to find patience* If I want to release my mind I read a nice book, listen to some classical music and drink a cup of tea, surely I won't talk to people that would for sure get on my nerves! I can assure you no matter what, you can't win against my brother. Even you can beat him in every way, but you won't get any satisfaction from him.
Jenna: *growls, impatient* Undo your move on my Boss, or I'll take that cane of yours and I'll shove it up your ass inch after inch!
Zamboni: *big grin* Hey! that would be amusing to see! and inspirational for a new chapter too! the seme becomes uke, and plot twist!! he likes that!
Leucer: *angry* Shut Up! I don't want to hear another word from you! you're surpassing the limit! do you think you can talk like that to anyone? be respectful! *talking calmly to Honore* if you release him, I'll just take him away from you and make sure he won't bother your person anymore.
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/29/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *whispering* Let's wait a minute..
*a loud shout is heard from the deep cave, as a big woman jumps right at the Aggron and literally throws him away* AHAH! Told you to watch your back!!
Aggron: *whines and hides back in his cave*
Zorawar: *eyes widen* Well, f*ck!
???: *waves at the Aggron* Aw, don't be mad! Maybe one day you'll learn.. *suddenly turns to where Zora and Sierra are hiding* Who's there?
Honore: *isn't caught off-guard, and simply uses his cane to hit Jenna in her belly, then spreads his wings on her and gets free, then takes a step back, but doesn't free Zamboni* Oh, look at this! your brother and bodyguard came to save you, princess. *looks at Leucer* Hm, did you know that sometimes having fun is required to release mind from work? Not that I need to explain things to you, but it seems your princess here enjoys writing stories starring me, so why not take the chance to do both work and fun? *chuckles and stands there, stretching his wings a little*
*pats your back* C'mon, it was fun until it lasted XD
Vai!! Ce la puoi fare!!! >:D
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/06/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: ¡oh! Eeep ! *stays close to Zora, both hands on her mouth to not make any noise* ...It is gone? I didn't know that pokemon lived here too!
Oooooh... Honny doesn't just fool around.. *takes out popcorn and starts eating, observing the scene*
Zamboni: *barely able to twist his mouth on a smirk* Idiot. I'm never "defenseless".
Jenna: *appears from behind Honore, livid, taking from his jacket and raising him like nothing* Your little trick won't work on me too, you a**hole! *growls shaking him like a doll* Release my Boss RIGHT NOW before I bite off your face!
OOOOooooOOOH! JENNAH! *eating popcorn faster, suspance over 9000!*
Leucer: *Reappears, look at the whole scene, stressmark* Jenna, put him down, now.
Jenna: *Looks between Leucer and Zamboni, puts him down still glaring*
Leucer: *Deep inhales* This situations are simply preposterous. I'm sick of people just acting without thinking of the consequences *looking at Zamboni, then at Honore* I'm surprised of you! Don't you know that idiots takes you at their level and then beat you for experience? I'm sure you didn't get where you are now, with such nonsense, so why bother about it? *frowns* Zamboni... how many times I'll have to reprehend you again?
Zamboni: it's HIS fault! He wanted to steal my porn money! (Leucer: *Super Crobat Glare*) ....*falls silent*
Leucer: And you... *glares at me* You're simply the worst. So annoying.
GASP! *drop popcorns in slow motion and fall on her knees under the flashlight, so much drama* So cruel.. roasting me like that...
provo ad usare leucer, ma sarà un fallimento epicoh DX
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/04/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: I don't know Sierra, I don't like legendaries so I don't really care why they act like they have a broom up their as- *stops in his tracks as soon as Sierra kicks the rock* .... hm... *a loud growl can be heard from further in the cave* Damn! Stay close to me! *takes Sierra closer to him, and uses his Illusion ability to change their appearence and surrounding, making them almost invisible* Now stay still.. and silent! *looking carefully around, until the metal coat of an Aggron can be seen shining in the dark*
Honore: *deep sigh, looks at Leucer and nods too, then back at Zamboni* Very well then. *his eyes glows bright for a second as he uses Psychic to completely stop Zamboni's movements, then smirks and gets closer* So, what a pity this move wouldn't work on the Trickster, yes? *walks around him so that he's behind Zamboni* Here, defenseless, right under my hands. *he's trying to understand where Zamboni keeps his wallet or anything valuable he keeps with him*
Anche io!! XD
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/23/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *swallows hard* Eheh.. yes you're right.. but I hope I won't find any! *Bothered..? Why someone asking for help would be a bother *puff up her cheeks* Well he's gonna listen anyway, because I'm not gonna leave otherwise! In this moment my people are fighting, and I didn't come all the way here just to be ignored! *kicks a rock on the ground making it sounding in all the cave*
*SMIRK* Make me. *holding the urge to poke him*
Zamboni: *SMIRK TOO* That's cause you've never had me as a foe. I'm the fooler, not the one that get fooled! *grins* Leucer will help me too!
Leucer *materialize* Absolutely no. Leave me out from your ridiculous ludicrousness, thank you very much. *tips invisible hat at Honore with his most serious aristocratic face ever and disappear for forever again*
Zamboni: OW COME ON! IT'S BROS BEFORE CROWS YA KNOW? *slowly turns to Honore again* It's on.
biatchaw I wanted to annoy Leucer too.. *pouts* Oh well I'll just look at Zamboni get pwned.
Mi sto divertendo un pò troppo con questo
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *smiles* Don't worry, you will surely recognize a dragon if you see one! *keeps walking, lighting the way and the surroundings to see if anyone is approaching* Uh, I don't really know! Maybe some stay hidden because they don't want to be bothered? *chuckles* Guess their hiding technique doesn't work very well! *looks at her and shrugs* Well, we came here, so the least she can do is listen? I've never met Terrakion, after all..
Honore: *rolls eyes at you* Not everything you don't like is a weakness, so shut up. *turns to Zamboni and smirks* Yes, mine. I always get what's mine, in the end, no matter how hard you try. *has heard Zamboni's whispering but decided to ignore it, then scoffs* Hah! Good luck finding someone like me who agrees to bed the Trickster, or anyone like him *shurgs* I'd really like to see you try.
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/08/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *peeks out the coat* Is not a dragon? *chuckles and get's out* ¡Jaja! I'm sorry but the pokemon here in Unova are all so strange! I know just a few! *follows him carefully watching where she walks* Zora why does legends always stay hidden? they're so strong they should not fear anyone! *worried* do you think this legend will give the permission to talk with him..?
*can't help but smirk* Oh Honny doesn't like to be touched, it's that a weakness perchance? I bet you don't mind being touched by some people.
Zamboni: YOURS???? *actually startled for a moment, make a forced Crobat smile, whispering through his teeth* I really want to see you try you cake-named overgrown pigeon!
*bigger smirk, everything it's too amusing* Zamboni, you seem nervous? what's the matter? it's Honny to much to chew for you? he's quite amazing isn't it?
Zamboni: AS IF! *smirk* I'm gonna find a trashy actor to make a trashy movie and get all the trashy money all for myself, and there's nothing you could do! You will see that I have many aces in sleeve, so don't underestimate me! Nufufufufu!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/02/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *smirks* Hah! You will be pleased! I always know how to surprise someone~! *flinches a bit when she says "fiancee" but shakes it off and pouts* Well, thanks, but I wouldn't be his slave! *shivers* I don't even want to think about that being an option! *jumps a bit in surprise when Sierra hides inside him* Was?! *gently pats her head* Aw, don't be afraid~ It's no dragon! You are a strong brave woman, yes, but leave dragons to me! *winks and keeps walking slowly* Anyway.. where would I hide if I were a legendary? Probably away from everyone! So let's go further!
Honore: *smirks, pleased* As if I need your permission to take what's already mine! *frowns as soon as you put your hand on his face* DON'T touch me. *takes your hands and pushes them (and you) away* Next time I'll break them. *turns back to Zamboni* Hm, you say so? I remember you being very careful in details, like any crazy, trashy writer, yes? *small smirk* Plus who said I'd get those money in legal ways?
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/27/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *smiles back* I don't have any idea how you can get better, but I can't wait to see it! *blush when he holds her hand* ¡ah! such a protective fianceece~ *smirk and nods, determined* Don't worry Zora, I won't let him take you as his slave, you don't deserve that! I'll find another way but I'll protect you! because I'ma strong brave woman!
*flyes down squeaking and press his nose on Sierra's cheeck*
Sierra: Eeeek! *hides inside Zora's coat* a mighty dragon it's trying to eat my face!
Zamboni: *turns blue and gulps* NO! not my trashy dirty money! they're mine! I wrote that trashy literature to make trashy movies! You can't take mah babies! you evil creature!
Oh Honny you scared Zamboni! few things actually distress him and even less scares him so congratulations! this requires a celebration smile don't you think *slowly using fingers to rise corner of his mouth* like dat! you see you can smile!
Zamboni I'm NOT distresses at all! *smirk gaining his coolness back* There's no way you can prove I based that character on you so you won't take anything Ke-Se-SEH!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/22/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *big, satisfied smirk* Well, I'm just that awesome! And trust me, I can get even better! *winks playfully, then lights the flashlight and enters the cave too* Yes, she was sent by Honore.. *sighs* Either to keep an eye on us, or because I payed so he gives us full service anyway! *lightly squeezes Sierra's hand* Don't worry~ If we don't make them angry, we should be fine!
Honore: *tilts head* I am actually not susprised, many other terrible books were sold to people foolish enough to read them. *closes eyes for a second* I obviously will take a good part of the money you earn, since it looks like I'm the main character. *smirks, then turns to you and shrugs*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/16/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: Ah you know that move too? You're amazing you can do a lot of different stuff! *looking at Jocasta then at flashlight* Why is that bird helping us? is one of that bad man's bird? *grabs Zora's hand and run in the cave* Yes! fast! we have to find the legend! *shivers* D-dragons? big scary ones maybe..? *gulps and proceed carefully*
Zamboni: Keseseh! terrible? But I already sold the rights to some producers, they're thinking to make it a trilogy, isn't that awesome? fanfictions sells well, the trashier they are, the best! *smirk * are you interested to start a career as an actor Al? you would be just perfect with that hateful expression!
pencil! you meanie! *runs to retrieve pencil* Nah, you would just smile evilly of that. maybe you're not done for happy natural smile, what a pity!
zamboni: perfect I say! *writing notes on sketchbook* it's important to know my countless adoring fans opinion!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *follows her* I can breathe fire, but the branches won't stay lit forever!
Jocasta: *was spying them in the trees, so rolls eyes and flies away quickly, steals a flashlight from a backpacker and throws it at them, cawing to get their attention, then flies away*
Zorawar: *grabs the flashlight and lights it, then frowns* Well, at least we found a better light to explore the cave? *takes Sierra down from the tree* C'mon, let's go inside! If we're quick enough we might be lucky and not wake any dragon! *chuckles*
Honore: *doesn't answer you and frowns at Zamboni* Both are terrible. You totally need to get some experience before writing anything like that. *frowns at the "Honny", then scoffs* You really think people's pain can make me smile that way? *shakes head, takes the pencil and throws it away* Think more.
(tell Zamboni I prefer the "He came at night and his cane wasn't the stiffer stuff on him" XD)
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/02/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *looks around* well there are a lot of trees here, can't we just take a branch here? *run to a tree and hung up to a branch start pulling it* how do you call the piedra de mechero? stones to make fire! do you have those? maybe in my sombrero there one..? *kicks the air still hanging on the tree* Zora there aren't scary pokemon there right? I'm not so good fighting in a cave..
Oh so did you read those?
Zamboni: *appear from nowhere, notebook at hand, smirking* fantastic! can I have some feedback Al? what it's your favorite chapter between "Tea time at five, but the treat it's his hot naked body" and "He came at night and his cane wasn't the stiffer stuff on him"? and would you please give me some advice to better write the part of the dominant please?
*Kick him away, hard* GTFO zamboni! no one wants you and you suck at titles! *trying to be nice and adorable* Oh Honny You're just a statue of ice, doesn't anything bother you at all? *pokes own nose with pencil* I wonder.. what makes you smile genuinely? power? other people's pain? or espeons? *smiiiiiiiiiirk and start poking him again* tell me pretty please.
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/28/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *following her* Don't run! If you get lost it's gonna be a mess! *looks at her* Yes, I can see in the dark, but it's not gonna be easy to be your guide! If only I could light something on fire..
Honore: Ah, yes.. Zamboni.. the brat who enjoys writing stories about me and the trickster! *looks at you* Let him do. He is not worth my time, for now. *rolls eyes* It's no surprise people do that, when that idiot likes to use my form for his perverted pleasures! *moves the pencil away* Don't poke me. Draw whatever you want, human. There is only one reason why I would make a "genuine smile", how you like to call it, and without that, you can absolutely forget about it.
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/20/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *looks at him eyes wide open and shivers* Woah Zora you're scary! No one would say no... but! but if I do like this then I'm no different than the evil people that took my island! I won't force no one! *jumps of him and twirls* we're here! thanks Zora! come on let's go already! no time for rest! *runs to the entrance of the cave* It's very dark here! how we're gonna do? can you see in the dark Zora?
*Laughs* "I do what I want with my trickster!" you're lucky Zamboni didn't heard that one! *looking at Zora escaping* you're lucky I didn't left him do what HE wanted with your form! or I would have some really embarrassing photos to use as blackmail material *smirk and pokes him with the pencil* Oh you're not scared, but I could make a lot of compromising draws of you with this! teeeheee! unless you make a nice genuine smile! not creepy faces!
Last edited by Groovy Boar at 12:57:08 PM EDT on September 20, 2017.
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/14/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore!Zorawar: Ask to join? I would order them to join! *glares like he's talking to someone else, and is speaking with a menacing voice* Join Sierra in her fight, or else, tonight you'll be sleeping with Magikarps. *snickers and looks at her* As you wish, though! *nods* Yes, it's very nice.. But I think people who don't fly can appreciate it more, right? *starts flying down once they get closer* Alright, hang in there.. *lands and puts Sierra down gently, then turns back to himself* And here we are!
Honore: Well, I certainly couldn't let you go before knowing what you wanted to see. *looks at Zora and frowns, then back at you* I do what I want with my trickster. *looks at him again* Now leave, imbecile! But don't think it's over.
Zorawar: *actually surprised he lets him go, he thinks it's because of your threat, but doesn't wait for him to change his mind* !!! *gets up and runs away as fast as he can* Adios, bi*ches!!
Honore: *sighs and looks at you* A pencil, really? *rolls eyes* Oh, I'm so scared now.
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/06/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: Would people listen to you if you ask them to join me when you're like that? *shakes head* Ah no! no that's wrong! I must do things right! *looks around happily* that one? Ahh I can't wait! I'm gonna meet a legend! *excited* it's so nice up here actually.. you're lucky you can see this view all the time that you want!
I was trying to leave, but you're such a stalker soo, not my fault. *pats Zora's head* Oh don't punish him for that, I was the one wanting that, and he just couldn't resist the power of ear scratching..! *smirk* calling for help? why I would do that! I have everything I need right here in my sleeve actually.. *takes pencil out of the sleeve* I could hit you where it hurts the most... Right in the pride! *smiiiirk*
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/04/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *snorts, amused* Old man?! *chuckles* Ah, that's just funny! *looks at her* But don't worry about me, taking his form doesn't bother me! Actually, you have no idea how much I get for free with it.. *chuckles and transforms into Honore, then picks up Sierra and flies towards the cave* Look, the sky is clear today, we can see the cave already! it won't take much~
Jocasta: *following them by staying hidden in the trees because of her bright feathers' color*
Honore: I don't have to explain myself to you. This is my face, and you will like it or leave. *glares at Zora* You're lucky it was just funny faces, Trickster. Your punishment will be lighter. *looks back at you and scoffs* Oh, really? What are you going to do? Call someone for help?
Zorawar: *moans and frowns, sitting on the ground* Ugh.. I should have known better..! You never learn, Zora, do you?
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/24/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *nods happily* you think it too? I can't wait to see them! *so excited now* it doesn't bother me! but it must be horrible for you! and I much prefer you as Zora! you're nice, not like that old bad man! *turns again towards Honore's mansion and stick her tongue out* yes! yes Let's go quickly! I can't wait to see the legend! *bounce happily in his lap again*
*bend over, panting, sweating and dying* Oh just some funny face perhaps? you're too stiff! why don't you relax a bit and stop glaring everyone! *grab Zora's coat and pull him back smiling happily* no slithering away, we're in this together dear. *bats eyelashes* So what are you going to do you big birdie? you know I'm more powerful than you right..? you can't do anything to me.. *smirk*
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/21/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *rolls eyes for a second* Oh yeah I’m sure they’re just great.. *sighs and holds her, still a bit tense* Y-Yeah! I mean, wouldn’t it be better? Now off to there! *is eager to change the theme of conversation* Mistralton Cave? We’ll be there in a second *looks at her* Does it bother you if I become Honore once again? *smirks*
Honore: *just glares at you* ………. Stop it already. Running is pointless. *flies in front of you one more time* Just tell me, what exactly were you hoping to see, having the trickster transforming into me?
Zorawar: *notices he’s not being considered for a few seconds and is slowly trying to escape*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/12/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *thinks for a moment* yes! Kiogre and Groundon don't deserve it! they only care about fighting each other! But the Sword of justice! *twirls a couple of time, eyes glimmering* They must be like, super incredible! *pout at the kiss* Wha..? why wasted..? it's not wasted with my fiacece.. no, fincee, fianc.. Mi querido novio! *leans on him again batting her eyelashes* Oh I understand now! you want it to be romantic! *sighs happily, daydreaming* maybe at the seaside.. at sunset.. *giggle and blush* alright, let's wait for it! let's go to the legend! *takes out the documents form the folder, scratching her head* it said the last time she showed up at Mistralton Cave..? where it is? take me there Zora!
*still running and slowly dying* get off my back fox! it's your fault! *brakes abruptly in front of Honore * Ah c**p. *swallows hard but puff up the chest* So? what it is? what do you want? why are you following me? are you a stalker? stalking it's a crime! *points the sky* Oh my! is that a flying mudbray? *runs to the opposite direction*
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/05/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *rolls eyes* That's exactly why I don't like them! They just got lucky, and most of them don't even deserve their powers. It's just not fair, you see? *hugs her back* Don't worry, I know how to deal with him~ kinda! *chuckles to himself then see her kissy face* Wha-! Umm.. *trying to escape her kiss and just kisses her on the forehead, quickly* How about you repay me by just going there quickly? I mean you sure wouldn't waste your first kiss with me, huh? *awkward laugh*
Jocasta: *hiding in the trees, she feels attracted to the fruits in Sierra's sombrero and just stares at them* ...
Zorawar: *still following you, avoiding the balls* I'm sorry but I don't really care! It was your fault in the first place!!
Honore: *deep sigh* Why must I do everything myself? *spreads his wings and flies fast to land right in front of you* Where do you think youre going?
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/01/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: Zora, why don't you like legends? they're legendary, and incredible! they can create and destroy and are so powerful..! *blush a lot at the thought of him naked but hugs him anyway* I'm so soorry! no one should be treated that way! I promise I won't let him take you again! *looks at him sadly* That bad guy hurt you, but you still came here to help me! how can i repay you? *blush and squirms happily* I know..! we didn't kissed yet, we can do that before marriage *happy sigh* My first kiss with my first boyfriend, so romantic! *lean on him with a kissy face, she looks exactly like a gulpin*
WHAT Are you really giving me to that monster to save yourself? he's gonna murder me you know? and are humans who catch pokemon not the other way around!!! *throw pokeballs in his head while running, better die for the effort than for big, fat, angry mafia birds*
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/26/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore: *raises an eyebrow at her* You're some weird girl, and I have all the right to say it. *watches them leave and hums a tune to call a Murkrow, and a shiny one arrives silently at his side* Jocasta. Follow them, make them find Terrakion, and bring back her whereabouts once you're done.
Jocasta: *nods silently and flies down the window, staying by the trees to watch after Sierra and Zora*
Zorawar: *rolls eyes* well, I'm not that happy to see a legend, but sure, to help you, I can! *winks* Ah really, what is it? *interested, then hisses a bit* Well, if you ever get to watch my full, naked body, you can see what he does when he's not in a good mood and I make him angry! *shivers and whispers* Oh I sure learned that very quickly!
Zorawar: *looks at you running* You damn traitor! *stops and turns back at Honore* Um.. so.. yeah.. I'll just-
Honore: *looking at you run away* Go and catch her, Trickster. If you do, I'm only going to punish you a little. She will receive the rest.
Zorawar: ...*runs after you* Better you than me!!
GAHAHAHAH E INVECE SIII! Eri stata avvertita! >XD
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/16/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *puff up and put's her hands on her hips, holding his glare with a frown* Excuuuuuse me Señor, but you don't know me! you don't have any right to judge what can or can't I do!!! that being said.. *place her Sombrero on her chest and bows her head to him* thank you for your help. When the war will be over I will make sure to tell my people what you did, so they can be grateful too. *smirks and wear her sombrero back* well, we're going now! Tenga un buen día señor! *push Zora out of the house* aaah Zora we did it! *hugs the folder* I'm gonna meet a real legend...! and It's all thank to you! *smirks* Don't worry I have already and idea to not make you come back to this man! *frowns and look at the house* If he's so bad with his good mood I don't want to know his bad one! he don't deserve you Zora!
You're a naughty fox! shame on you! *freeze, not even turning, shivering at the glare* Oh. *put's hand on Zora's shoulder* Well, that's your problem now. Bye. *runs away as fast as possible for her life*
NON DOVEVI FARLO!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/13/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore: *frowns, then raises an eyerbow* Tough? *stares at her* If you were to follow me, you'd last five minutes at the most.
Zorawar: *groans once he gets to stand again* What?! *is actually surprised, so looks at Sierra and understands she wants to take him away* Hmm, well, why not?
Honore: *glares at her* You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, so I shall overlook the fact that you think a "little bird" can't be a good guide. *glares at Zora too and scoffs* But sure, take him! It will only take at last double the time to find who you're looking for. *gets up and nods at him* And you will come back to finish your job with me once you're done. *smirks* So lucky, yes?
Honore!Zorawar: OW! *holds his head* I say these things especially to ladies! *smirks* And I am obviously not scared. Why would I be scared, huh?!
Honore: *lands by and stands there, crossing arms* What do you think you're doing, with my look? *GLARES AT BOTH*
Honore!Zorawar: Scheiße!! *suddenly turns back to self* Ahahah~! Nothing, nothing at all! I was just.. going.. away, yes!
L'hai voluto tu! U.U
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/11/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *looks at him for a bit, it's obvious she doesn't believe him but doesn't say it* Noisy??? ME???? NOISY? *stomps on the floor but stops* oh..! maybe you're right. please forgive me.. But, but! I can assure that I'm way tougher than you think Señor! *flexes her arms* and I don't surrender easily! *takes the folder and tilts head thinking* uhm yeah I have a question, or better a request..! *smirk and takes Zora hands to raise him again* pover'uomo non può stare seduto I want Zora as my guide! I need him to get legends! I don't know the place and a little bird can't be a guide! I will never do it without him! *practically glomping Zora now* if you want to give me a good service you can't say no! *wants to save Zora from Honore*
*smack his head* You perv! no scratching in other body parts! you shouldn't even say this kind of stuff to a lady! Nufufufufu *covers little grin with a hand* Of courseeee you're not scared at all..!
*ghignetto* vedo nessun borioso piccione qui quindi stai bleffandooooh~
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/06/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore: A legend can do whatever they want, just like any other person. *tilts head* Serve me? Girl, you're too noisy. And sure as hell you're not ready for what comes with me, so I'll have to stick with the Trickster for now. *offering her the brown folder again* They are legends, and the one you called a girl is actually a man, but here is what you wanted. Inside it are all informations I could gather about her, and I will send one of my Murkrows with you to guide you to her.
Zorawar: *gets back into the room and puts the teapot and cups in front of Honore and Sierra* Here.. *puts down sugar, lemon and milk as well, but does it in a way that shows he is not enjoying it, then throws himself back on the chair, pouting*
Honore: *raises an eyebrow, he is not happy with the service, then shakes head and pours himself a cup* Any question?
Honore!Zorawar: I am not scared! But I- *shakes head and smirks, he was going to say he didn't want Honore to find out, but has changed his mind* You see, if you keep scratching that way, I might end up wanting something more, and you sure don't want to take care about any other of my body parts, don't you? *smirks playfully*
HEH ti piacerebbe! >8D
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/01/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *wide eyes* A legend does this??? no that's impossible! legend are important! *looks sadly at him going away, feels kind of guilty* please
Señor treat nice Zora! he's a good person! if you want someone to serve you then I could do that as a payment! I'm afraid I'm very good at serving by now. *looks enthusiastically at the pictures* are this legends? they look normal! I thought legend were like super big and super incredible like gods! but if you say so..*takes Elethien photo and shake her head* I don't know..! this girl looks so thin, I'm not sure she could endure in a war..? points Krieg photo* oh oh this one! this one it's big! this one, I want this one, it's strong isn't it? It looks so strong!
*surprised* what's the problem now? are you scared maybe? don't fret and give me those ears already! *tries to scratch him again with an evil smirk, enjoying too much upset Honore*
Stai bleffando non ci casco!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/29/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: It means he is working for another person, but all he does is clean, prepare food, and take care of his master! *rolls eyes, he clearly thinks it's a stupid thing*
Honore: *takes back the two blue folders and puts them back in the book, then smirks once he hears Zora*
Zorawar: Uhm.. Uh.. *looks at Honore* Can't you just show her the pictures? I'm not the right person to ask this..
Honore: *relaxes his back on the chair* Sure I can. But you must go and make me a good tea first. *thinking of making Zora "work" for him as a butler*
Zorawar: What?! *looks at Sierra and grumbles, then walks away* Alright, I'll make your stupid tea..
Honore: *smirks, happy* Perfect. *takes out two pictures of Krieg and Elethien in the middle of a fight and shows them to Sierra* So, who looks strong to you?
Honore!Zorawar: *leans in the scratch so much that he may be falling down if you take the hand away* Ehehe~ You're right~ I'm Honore right now~ *looks happy but suddenly opens his eyes wide and covers his ears* M-maybe we should just stop!
Certo.. >.> OH! Eccolo li' che sta caricando la sua arma.. XD
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/24/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: I understand! *shakes head and move blue folder back to Honore* Kiogre, not a chance! they know about us, I'm sure! but they don't care, they just keep fighting each other! *eyes sparkles* Swords.. of Justice? *jumps* YES! those one! perfect! I want it! Uh but three? what to chose??? *turns to Zora* A butler? *super confused* what does that mean? *Takes him and make him stand up again pointing the folders* Zora! help me! I don't know them! who I chose? I need the strongest one! it must be like.. *punch the air ferociously* this strong! *nods to him, serious* you understand don't you?
si è più che concesso.
aw come on! *flick very lightly his ear* I was joking! you really care about what I say? *scratching ear at da best* besides now you're not Zora right..? you're Honore.. so keep drooling and begging and being shameless.. what's the problem..? *scratch scratch*
PPPPPFFFFFFFF NON MI FA PAURA QUEL PICCIONE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/22/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *tilts head* Useless, why? I decided this on my own, so just take the opportunity~ *smiles and follows her, sitting down on a chair in front of the desk*
Honore: *looks at her, unimpressed* Yes, of course there are. Whether you can have them join your cause though, it's up to you. *looks inside the book he put on the desk before and takes out a few folders with names written on it* Since you talk about an island, how about Kyogre? *puts a blue folder on the desk* Ot if it's just war, the three Swords of Justice can certainly do something. *puts a light blue, green and brown folders in front of her*
Zorawar: *scoffs* Two of them maybe can! *moves away the light blue folder* this one is busy being a butler! *chuckles*
Eeeh lo so, licenza d'autore ai fini della trama? XD
Honore!Zorawar: Nein..! *frowns and tries to cover his ears to keep his cool, but fails and looks at you, his face is flushed* Not begging! Stop! *suddenly looks very happy at the scratchie* But it's been so long...! Eheheh~
E se ora Honore arrivasse, farebbe fuori sia Zora che te, mi sa XD
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/16/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *looks back to him almost pouting* are... you sure? it seems it can be helped.. in the end I'm this useless... *punch her hand, back to determination* but I won't waste this opportunity! I'll gonna use it in the best way! *runs back to the desk almost stomping and falling on it, but looks at Honore with the most serious face she can pull off* Ok let's do this deal! I need to find the strongest, super powerful and incredible legends ever! we need to fight a war and kick the bad guys out of our island once! and ! for ! all! there is someone like this right? right?
Ironicamente in bianco nero 2 i leggendari si trovano dappertutto e ti tagliano letteralmente la strada dicendo catturami catturamiii!
*pass the finger on the ears and caress the fur inside it* what fluffy ears you got here! do you clan them like a good foxy does? *smirks* well well the awesome Zora himself drooling and begging me, isn't it amusing..? did I find a weaknesses perhaps..? *gives the best scratch ever* hhhhm?
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/15/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *pats Sierra's shoulder* Thank you for your concern, but it's almost impossible to find legendaries with just roaming around the region.. *nods and shrugs* Don't worry about me! I worked with him before and I am still here all in one piece! *grins proudly*
Honore: *looking at them* Are you done with your lovers' quarrel? I have business to attend, and I don't want to lose more time. *glares at them* Will you get your informations, or not?
Honore!Zorawar: *happily leans in the scrathies* Oh, I am, I am! And I like it, so much! Scratch me harder! *ears are his weak spot and he's losing it, almost drooling in happiness* Ah, yess~!
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/09/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *listen to them carefully, trying to understand the best she can, then raise her hands* Wait! hold on! hold on just a second! please excuse me! *grabs Zorawar and push him to a corner of the room* what are you doing now? he said that's a dangerous job, and you want to work for him? *shakes her head vigorously clenching her fists* I won't permit that! *looks down sadly* It's true that I need to get help for saving my people, but I don't want you to sacrifice for this! it seems you don't like that man at all.. I don't want you to serve him... I know how it is to serve someone you don't like. *glance at Honore* If he don't want to say it, I'm gonna find the legends in another way. *smile happily at him, determined* that's my mission after all!
*amused smirk* well that's kind of fun actually..*scratch his ears more vigorously, but still in an enjoyable way* who's a pretty crowy foxy ? you like it don't you?
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/07/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore: *raises his eyebrow, then looks at Zorawar* Trickster, is this one of your stupid jokes? *hears "saving my people" and turns back at her, slightly more interested*
Zorawar: *shakes head* It's not a joke, just she needs help and- *frowns* You know what? Screw it! The old you would have helped her without a doubt, but since you want to be paid, I will pay for her! *looks at him without faltering* I will work for you once again, for as much as you think it's worth the informations she wants. Agreed? *smirks proudly*
Honore: *looks at him, then smirks too and grabs a huge book from under his desk, then puts it on the table* Agreed. *nods at Sierra* Who do you need? Or better, what do you need them to do?
Honore!Zorawar: *sits down with crossed legs, an expression of pure bliss is on his face, that has the dumbest smile ever, especially since it's Honore's* OoOoOhh yessss~ *leans against your hand*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/01/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *tilts head, still not sitting down* Huh? danger? how could find an information be dangerous? *open mouths a little* The legends are dangerous maybe? they attacked you? *punch her open hand* if someone attacked your pretty birds I'll take care of it! *frowns* I hate aggressive people! *look at him with pleading eyes* It's not that I don't want to pay you but I'm poor! please tell me! it's very very important for saving my people! *turns to Zora* Tell him! tell him that's the truth!
*deep sigh* Stupid fox always turning everything for his own pleasure! you won! *carefully scratch a little his ear, eyes squinting* why I have the sensation this too will be more creepy than amusing..?
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/31/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: Afraid, me? *laughs* you must be mistaken~ *trying his best to seem relaxed* Sierra, what are you saying? I told you about the payment- *rushes after her to make sure she doesn't do something stupid* Sierra!
Honore: *was already sitting by the desk so glares at Sierra as soon as she slams it, then sighs and shows her a seat* Calm down and sit, now. *looks at Zora and shakes head, then back at Sierra* I understand you want informations, and that's what you have to pay. I put my Murkrows' and own life in danger to find what others need, so it's only natural that you need to pay me for what I'm offering. Do you understand what I mean? *it seems like he's talking to a child, to make her understand*
Zorawar: *sighs deeply and sits by Sierra*
Honore!Zorawar: *chuckles* Well, I offer you something better! *lets his ears appear on his/Honore's head* You scratch my ears now, you see Honore's completely relaxed and pleased face! *winks* And I'm letting you do it just because I feel extra nice today!
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/26/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *blinks* w-what..? amusing? what's so fun..? *looks at Zora with a questioning expression* Zora, are you scared maybe? what's going on here? I cant understand anything anymore! *open her mouth a bit* payment... but.. but! *takes Zora arm again* we didn't discuss about it! it's wrong! *rush in the office and slams her hands on the desk in a abrupt way, without even noticing but with no intentions to be rude* ¡Perdone Señor! I don't want to waste your time, you're surely a busy affair man, but you didn't understand! I don't want to buy anything! I just want you to tell me where the legends are! Zora told me you know! I only need that information you see!
you have a creepy sense of humor then. no more singing, even with your pretty voice.. *sigh* there's nothing I can give you.. whatever you desire you have the skills to obtain it on your own... buuuut..I could scratch you behind your ears if you want.. foxes loves to be scratched right..? amuse me and I give you the best scratch of your life! *smiiiiirk, double win*
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/25/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore: *chuckles deeply as he walks downstairs* Oh that's so amusing.. You don't know him well enough, do you? *shakes head* Poor girl. *looks at Zorawar* Well, if she is not your lover, you must have come here for business. What do you need?
Zorawar: *sighs and looks at Sierra* Weeell, this is Honore, my former boss. *looks at him, ears flat* We need to find legendaries.. *frowns* Yes I hate them but she needs them, alright? Just get to it already!
Honore: *still smirking* Today is a fine day to keep high my good mood. *looks at Sierra* Come to my office, *nods to a nearby room* we will discuss payment and who are you in need of. *heads to the office, waiting for them to come*
Honore!Zorawar: *pouts* This was funny to me. Plus you can't deny I have an awesome deep voice! Honore actually sings pretty well XD *rolls eyes* As if there could be something you could give to me, right? *smiles* Try and surpise me, and I might even do a stupid face for you~
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/20/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *Happily petting Liluye until she flies away* Oh no, I'm not scared! I think they're pretty cute after all, this one in particular! *looks around* This place it's so elegant! I bet it's all expensive stuff! I'ts different from the outside.. * takes off her sombrero seeing Honore arrive* Hola Señor I'm Sierra.. *so much blush* WHAAAAAATTT? *runs at the bottom of the stairs and fidget looking like a crazy dance* T-thats not it!!!! I'm no lover! *jumps and takes Zora arm with both her hands* this is my boyfriend and future husband, but I'm not a lover! *blush and cross her arms with an offended pout* S-seriosly, that's not nice from you Señor!
*slowly back off* seriously when I thought that bird couldn't be more creepy.. I said funny not disturbing.. *sigh* what must I do to convince you..? do you want something in exchange..? stop singing thought I don't want nightmares tonight!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/18/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *smiles at her reaction* Fear not, Liluye is a nice bird~ She's half Chatot, that's why she can talk. Come on in, now..! *walks in and waits for her, then closes the door once she's inside* I really hope you don't fear Murkrows! *chuckles*
Liluye: *flaps wings, excited* Claveles! Claveles! *leans onto the hand to get pet* Hello Sierra! *suddenly flies away inside the house* Boss! Trickster and Sierra! *chirps a tune and flies upstairs*
Honore: *has heard them arrive, and is now walking downstairs to meet them* Trickster, how many times did I tell you not to bring your lovers here? *frowns, disappointed*
Honore!Zorawar: *releases himself from your hand and starts singing a bit* Anything he can do, I can do better~ I can do anything better than him~! *chuckles and grins, ending up being more creepy than funny*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/16/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *doesn't understand why he's annoyed so just open her arms and shakes her head* for me it's not very nice here.. but if you like it.. *jumps back startled* ¿Que? what's that! *mouths open* whaat? how can she talk? I've seen this pokemon before! many of those came to our island at one point! but they don't talk! *froze on the spot when she fly on the sombrero* Oh don't ruin my Claveles por favor! *raise her hand a few centimeters from her beak* hi there birdie... i'm Sierra, i'm good I swear!
Yeah whatever I know you can do anything you want to, but now it's not the time to do such things! c'mon be funny! *push his cheeks to make him do a stupid face* like this!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *scoffs* Trust me, my Boss's form is unlikeable! What matters is the me in the inside.. *shakes head* Yeah let's not think about it that much, yes? *gets to the door and searches for the key inside his jacket* Well, it's not as terrible as it looks! For a dark type like me, this place is fine! Plus it's free, so it's perfect *chuckles*
*a small, soft-looking Murkrow flies to them*
Murkrow: ..Hello! Trickster!
Zorawar: *looks at the Murkrow and smirks* Ah, Liluye! Guarding as always! *turns to Sierra* She's one of my boss' Murkrows.. *shrugs* The only one who talks! *opens the door and walks in*
Liluye: *looks at Sierra too and lands on her sombrero* Who she? Who she? *peeks down until she's face to face with Sierra*
Eh teoricamente si! Ma in fondo.. forse ne varrebbe la pena sacrificarsi per uno sputtanamento simile! XD Vedremo~
Honore!Zorawar: Eeeh.. *frowns* As much as I hate to admit it, he is pretty good at it.. BUT! You shouldn't underestimate me, I can do anything if I put my soul in it! *chuckles*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/07/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *take her head on her hands* but if people would like this form would like your boss not you...? *lean on a tree and shake her head* ah okay I can't understand, I think flying shaked my brain..? I feel the ears weird inside.. but i'll be okay. *looks at the house and shivers* I-is that your home..? Scary! we won't live here after the wedding okay? *follows him walking like a spinda* I want to live in a pretty house next to the beach! *dreamy eyes*
allora Honore dovrebbe farlo così tanto cacare addosso da tenerlo zitto!? Honore è una delle poche cose di cui zora ha paura no? a ragion veduta!
Honore resterà sempre un adorabile pasticcere per me ormai, era destino!
I knew that you would immediately thinks of something naughty! I want you to do something silly that the bird would never do, not going around doing the perv! *narrow eyes* what you wanted to do, strip and start pole dancing?? *daring smirk* you probably wouldn't be as good as the original anyway...
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/04/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore!Zorawar: *blinks for a moment, then smirks* That's a clever question! But I guess people gotta like this form change too~ It's a part of me, after all! *looks at her and sees her green intensify* Yeeah.. no fear! Luckily we're here, anyway! *starts flying down inside a forest, avoiding the trees carefully, then lands a few meters away from a big, grim-looking house* Ah, home sweet home..! *scoffs and changes back to self* Let's just hope for the best..! *puts down Sierra and carefully walks towards the house*
Si, tienila poi tu nascosta a Zora una cosa del genere!! XD XD Se lo viene a sapere lo sputtana ai quattro venti!
Honore!Zorawar: *scoffs* Shame is a concept that doesn't apply to me, I am too awesome for that! *pouts* You HAD to kill all the fun, huh?
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Otakuite+ | Posted 04/29/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *listen and stay silent for a second, then nods* I understand what you say, and it's right, but how can people love you for who you are, if you're always like someone else? *fidget and kicks the air* I won't throw up! I'm not a baby! I'm strong and have no fear! *face it's more green than usual*
Io invece me lo immagino benissimo, a tutte le sue avventure per conciliare la sua doppia vita! le persone spaventose che fanno cose adorabili diventano 100 volte più adorabili!
Yeah bye... *shakes head* Puvrin.
*looks like a cat Honore zora and smirking and plotting* come on! do something embarrassing and WHOA! you and me have different concept of embarrassing, since you don't know what "shame" means so keep it family friendly okay?
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/27/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore!Zorawar: *chuckles* A shirt? No, dear~ People must love me for what I am, I'm not going to change my look just to please someone else! *laughs at her reaction* Ah, it's priceless! Don't worry, it's totally safe.. we're almost there anyway. *looks at her* If you need to throw up or something, don't do it on me. *flies quickly in the direction of a big house hidden in a forest, avoiding trees with ease*
Ezatto, ezatto! Proplema rizolto, ja!
Guarda saro' onesta, manco riesco a immaginarmelo "feliciotto con la sac-a-poche"! Cioe' e' dannatamente inquietante! XD E semplicemente perfetto *.* Potrei persino farci un pensiero.. >w> XD
Samael: *pouts* Yeah, of course! *takes Driskoll likes a cat-zombie, from under the armpits, then literally throws him on his shoulder* That's a nice idea..! *smirks at you* Well, even though it seems like you two are gonna have fun, I must bring Dris home now! What if he catches a cold out here? *pats Driskoll and looks at Zora* I wanna know everything later~ Bye! *waves and walks away*
Honore!Zorawar: *chuckles* Ah, Sammy~ There won't be anything you haven't already seen! *looks at you* Now, back to us~ *smirks and winks*
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Otakuite+ | Posted 04/22/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *shakes head, confused* What..? safe..? *cling more to his neck smiling widely*Oh no fear mi amor! there's no need to be nervous, I'm sure my father will love you! just put a shirt when you ask him and it will be fine! *gives a little shriek and cling to him for her life, with er legs too* a-are you sure t-this is safe? the wings are not gonna disappear yes? or else you become a buñuelo too! *looks around from his shoulder* it's really pretty from here.. but scary too!
ah ja, Kapita e poi non zolo ezzere Zora tetezko, ma anche Zierra parlare incleze messicano propapilmente non zempre facile ta capire
ah che meraviglia, se solo Honore pasticcere fosse canon, pensa alle opportunità! le avventure di Honore che cerca di nascondere la sua vergognosa passione segreta al mondo, cioè è un mafioso, non può farsi vedere tutto feliciotto con la sacca a poche (NON POSSO SMETTERE DI IMMAGINARLO ADESSO)e ovviamente per ogni stupro culinario che vede in giro esternamente sarebbe algido ma internamente indignato, molto indignato.
*takes his hands away from the shirt and raise an eyebrow* Yeah, of course! I could see how calm and collected you were a minute ago! *sighs* but at least Driskoll is safe, that's what matters! *takes Driskoll with both hands and raise him and give it to Samael* Here! put a chain on him during the day time too so you won't lost him ever again! *turns viciously and smirk* And now, let's have some fun, shall we, Honore ? keseseh
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/19/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore!Zorawar: *sighs of relief* Oh so I'm actually safe if I don't ask your father first? Sounds good~ Hold tight now, we fly! *spreads wings and flies up, getting higher and higher, enough to see where he should go to arrive to Honore's "palace" quickly* Are you alright? *flying slower now, to let Sierra be at ease*
Oh santissimo.. Ho letto male! Ma si puo' essere piu' scemi?! Oh e non mi e' nemmeno venuto il dubbio.. ._. facciamo che Zora non aveva capito perche' e' tetezko e no parla bene sua lingua? XD
E adesso mi lasci con questa inquietante immagine in testa! E poi quelle rime baciate! XD Ma e' fantastica, abbiamo scoperto la doppia vita di Honore XD
E ok, capito! In difesa di Honore posso dire che tanto tempo fa avrebbe accettato di combattere con lei senza pensarci due volte.. solo che dopo quello che e' accaduto e' cambiato un po' in peggio! DX Vedremo come va, adesso sono curiosa XD
Samael: *grabs you by the shirt* OF COURSE it was one of my dreams! Who wouldn't want to go to space with his best friend?! *voice gets higher and a bit cracked* Why gone?! *turns too* OH. *seems VERY relieved, like he could literally melt on the ground, but then plays it cool* I knew it. Ahah! Totally! No doubt! Silly human, did you really think you could trick me?!
Honore!Zorawar: *raises an eyebrow* .........soo.. *moves Driskoll a bit, trying to wake him up*
Driskoll: *moans in his sleep and frowns* Let me.. sleep..
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Otakuite+ | Posted 04/14/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra *laughs a little hearing Honore voice* It's a good sweet, like a fritter! if I find the ingredients, I could cook it for you! *blush red and make a little twirl* L-like a bride??? oh so serious! me gusta mucho! smile happily and cuddle to him but then make a serious face* but let's not rush too much! we won't do anything before you'll officially ask my hand to my father ok? *get's all excited and put's her hands around his neck* yah let's go finding some legends, mi querido novio!
A dire il vero Sierra l'ha chiamato banker (banchiere) perchè immagino che al suo paese solo uno con un lavoro così importante può permettersi di vestirsi bene, tutti gli altri sono contadinazzi che si vanno ad inzzozzare di terra, ma adesso ho questa immagine di Honore che torna a casa, si toglie la giacca sporca del sange delle sue ultime vittime per indossare un adorabile grembiulino rosa ricamato per poi togliere dei graziosi cupcake dal forno e canticchiare con aria soddisfatta:
"dum de dum,
Ho sfornato i dolcetti/
son venuti perfetti/
di giorno faccio il mafioso/
Di notte cuoco lezioso!"
Ho bisogno di aiuto.
Perchè Sierra odia la gente malvagia e prepotente! appena saprà che tipo è Honore cercherà di picchiarlo! e lui probabilmente le sparerà in faccia, non vorrei che durasse così poco!
*mette dei occhiali con occhi sporgenti attaccati a molle ad Honore* Problem Solved.
*bawling dramatically* Oh my! please don't tell me that it was your secret dream to go in space with Driskoll! but it won't never get real now! He's gone! *falls on her knees* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
*turns* Oh, my mistake. There he is, sleeping.
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/13/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore!Zorawar: *raises an eyebrow and talks with Honore's voice* A buñuelo? What's that again? *looks at her and chuckles* A baker..! Oh this is too funny, look at his real face when you'll call him a baker! *snickers and smirks at her* You won't jump on me, I'm not some sorta human plane.. I will pick you up, just like a bride! *picks her up and keeps her close* Lucky girl, you got in the hands of two different men in a few minutes! *he's having fun with this* Ready to fly?
Ah, lo vedremo sicuro! Xd Perche' dici che non finira' bene?
E fai pure, ma sotto sotto continuera' a fissarti con i suoi occhi iniettati di sangue e non c'e' nulla che potrai fare per impedirlo!
Samael: *grabs you by the shirt as well* Why are you doing this to me, woman?! Do you want me to die because of a broken heart?! He can't be in space! I will get mad if he went to space without me! *almost whimpering* Ah s*it! I knew we should have never ventured outside our cave!
Honore!Zorawar: *finds Driskoll and sighs, hearing both Sam and you* I can't believe it..! *frees Dris from the tree and flies down with him*
Driskoll: *frowns a bit in his sleep*
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Otakuite+ | Posted 04/06/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: Uh I see! It’s okay as long as you hold me tight! *shakes head and make a face* I don’t want to fall! I would splat on the ground and become a buñuelo! *stares at “Honore” with her mouth open* Oh wow.. ¡que elegante! Your boss must be rich! Es fancy! It’s a banker perhaps? *walks around him* so how we gonna fly? I get on you? *ready to jump on him*
Sierra non si farà sfuggire l’occasione di catturare qualche leggenda! Ma ho il presentimento che non finirà bene.. e non c’è problema, dovrò solo immaginarlo con una bella parrucca e un naso rosso da clown! Si è un ottima idea! >:)
SO? Why he doesn’t’ answer? It’s because there’s no reception in space obviously! What we do now?? *hanging to his shirt dramatically* We lost him! We lost him forever! Poor Driskoll, he didn’t deserved this cruel fate…
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/03/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *rolls eyes a bit* Don't worry, you will probably see them the next time! *chuckles* Burritos..? Oh, this will be worth the pain! *smirks at her* Well I ask because we are gonna fly there! Also so you will get used to my boss' look.. *winks* I used his form many times so I'm proud to say I can even get his perfume right! *laughs and transforms into Honore, looking at her to see her reaction*
Quel commento vale per sopra o sotto? XD In ogni caso la scelta se incontrarlo/vederlo/immaginarlo o no e' tutta nelle tue mani XD
Samael: *nods* YES! Good idea! *take sout his phone and starts calling for Dris* I hope he hasn't turned it off..
Honore!Zorawar: *suddenly hears some music* Huh? What's that? *flies towards the direction from where the music comes from*
Driskoll: *sleeping so well he's drooling on himself, doesn't hear the phone*
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Otakuite+ | Posted 04/01/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *quickly turns, looking everywhere with wide eyes* Latios? where? where? they go on vacation? *slaps her hips* ¡Caray! He was too fast, I didn't see him! *nods* ok let's go to you boss! but I don't have any tea, only burritos now. He likes burritos? *Cuddle to him, raising her leg* no cariño mío, you wished it, I only accepted! *shakes head* I don't know, I never flied before! I came here with the ship! why do you ask?
NON IL BORIOSO GRASSONE! TUTTI TRANNE LUI! mi inquieta..
*smirk* I'm never uncomfortable, if I can avoid any kind of effort! and your not that small anyway! but you're right.. *get's off him and think* does Driskoll have a mobile phone? you could call him to wake him! we must be fast! he will be on Venus at this point!
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/29/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *snorts* Oh, they talk, even too much! This place is filled with legendaries, you could even turn and OH look a Latios on vacation! *shakes head, annoyed* Anyway. We need to go to my boss anyway, I don't know where legends are now, but he sure does.. *looks at her and smirks* Tomatoes and corn? Prepare to plant some tea and maybe you could start thinking of paying him enough! *smirks again as she say "new boyfriend"" What? You wish so~! *chuckles, is not taking her seriously* Now, are you afraid of flying?
Honore!Zorawar: *chuckles* Hmm, I think you and I have different views on what is really embarassing! *spreads wings and flies off, searching for Driskoll on the top of the trees*
Samael: *gets jumped on and nearly falls down* What are you doing woman?! I'm smaller than you! *hardly keeps on "running"* Aren't you uncomfortable with all my beautiful gems? *calls out again* Driiiisss don't fly to the sun, please! *stops to catch breath* Ok we need a better plan for this!
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Otakuite+ | Posted 03/26/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *bluuuush* B-Beautiful..? amazing? that's.. unexpected.. but.. OKAY! *Smile widely and listen carefully, then tilts her head* legends? they talk to people here? that's weird! and what's a doccebag? In Hoenn legendaries don't care at all for the people, they're too occupied to quarrel against each other! *jumps happily to hims and smirk* but if there's a chance then we have to try absolutely! if they say no we can try with your boss too! I hope he likes tomatoes, we're gonna pay him in tomatoes! and corn! Takes his hand happily and squeeze it* So we can go now, new boyfriend? ～♥✧♡ *Smile cutely and bats her eyes*
*Eyes widens* YASSSSS! You're totally gonna do many embarrassing things with that aspect later,and stupid faces, you just can't deny it to me!
*runs trying to catch up with Samael, almost dying for shortness of breath in the meantime* Of course it could happen! normal balloons fly incredibly high, a tough gijinka could arrive to the sun with no problems! *too fat and lazy to run, jumps piggy back on Samael and calls around* Oh my gawd where are you Driskoll? DON'T FLY TO THE SUN OR YOU'LL EXPLODE!
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/25/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *smirks, pleased by her blushing* Who am I to deny compliments to beutiful or amazing people? *winks at her* I can help you, but prepare yourself for letdowns! Not everyone wants to fight the battles of someone else, you see? *thinks for a moment* I have a few people that might be of good use, but.. *groans, annoyed* All of them are a pain to meet! *scratches head and sighs* Alright. It actually pains me to say this, but.. why don't we ask some legendaries? They are not really stronger than us, of course! Just big douchebags! *looks at her* But having one might lower your enemy's morale a bit? *looks away* Another choice that comes to mind is my annoying boss, but I honestly do not know if he would agree to do this for free.
Samael: *shakes head, he looks pretty relaxed* Nah, he wouldn't- *thinks and looks at Honore!Zorawar* It's impossible to fly to the sun, right?! We must find him! *runs away* Driiiiisss!! Where are you?!
Honore!Zorawar: *licks lips* Oh darling, I do many embarassing things with this form, you know? *chuckles* Oh it is so pleasant! I can make him do expressions you could never imagine! *rolls eyes* But, I suppose we keep the fun for later? *smirks* Follow up Sammy, or you will lose him! he crawls in the tightest spaces..
Driskoll: *actually just fell asleep and got stuck in some tree branches, but didn't even notice and is now sleeping tight and peacefully*
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Otakuite+ | Posted 03/18/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *blush and whispers* w-why all this compliments...? *jumps back, startled* Uh no! ¡Perdona! i don't wanted to offend you! it's just that I know that not everyone work gratis! and your ability would be worth it... I can't pay everyone thought... *looks down, ashamed, but looks up in surprise again* you would really help me? yeah I want that! you surely know a lot of people! so take me to the strongest you know please!
*to Samael* so you two should be normal people, huh? That's not the time anyway! Driskoll could be in danger! what if he fly to the sun and explodes? O_o poor thing! *push "Honore" nose and smirks back* Bop! just think about all the embarrassing things you could do with this form! that would be so amusing! BUT NO! we're in a rescue mission! you search in the sky, we search on the ground! we're going to find you Driskoll! *inspirational hero pose*
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/13/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *smirks* Yeah, strong, and adorable! *listens to her carefully, then scoffs* Holy sh*t girl, do you really think money is my problem? Ok, I have no shirt and you think of me as a homeless, but I wouldn't take money from people who have lost their freedom and land! *pouts* I am not that heartless, yet! *thinks for a moment* What if I help you find people, for now? *smirks back again* I have many ways~
Zorawar: *grins, amused* But this way it's funnier for me~! You're talking to the old Zora, not the young one you saw before! *chuckles, then perks ears* Dris?
Samael: Aw, man! *looks around and scratches head* He must have fallen asleep and- wait, *turns to you* what do you mean the only normal person around?! *pouts*
Zorawar: Uh-hu, leave it to me this time! Sammy gets sad without his Dris, so I simply cannot deny your request! *transforms into Honore and turns to you for a second, then smirks* Is this who you wanted?
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Otakuite+ | Posted 03/06/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra *blushes* I-I am? Uhmm.. *shakes head determined* No no, I'm a strong, adult woman! I'm a warrior and I'm totally gonna free my people! *open her arms, looking upset* They've turned us into slaves you see ? and.. and you don't know how it feel! *tense her jaw* you're not free to decide anything on your own! *shoulder drop at his question, looking sadly at the ground* uuh. there is no one.. but! But I've just arrived! and I will find someone that will come with me for sure! so what do you say? *pouts and kick the dust on the ground* We don't have anything left anymore, but if you help us taking our lands back we're gonna pay you, if that's the problem...
Nooo! *jumps on him and shakes him* you're supposed to be taunted and do whatever I say! *pouts* not fair! *looks out for Driskoll* where he can be? maybe he got bored and got away? what if he got blown away by a gust of wind? poor guy! *jumps on zora and shakes him again* quick! transform into that
arrogant fat boss of yoursa random bird man and look for him in the sky! we must help him! it's the only normal person around!DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/27/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *looks at her, smiling* You're just adorable~ *pats her shoulders* That sounds like a plan, so how many people are in your army now? *smirks, he is purposely not saying if he'll join or not because he needs to understand if it's worth it or not*
Zorawar: *smirks, looks laid back* Then go! If you can actually find a proud Arcanine wishing to be pet like a normal dog, ar a vengeful Ninetales willing not to curse you for touching its precious and silky tails~! *snickers* I am always here if you want, though~ *bows slightly and playfully*
Samael: *grins* No one can top Zora, huh? *laughs* Not in this field at least! *winks and turns to search for Driskoll* ...Dris? *he is not there*
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Otakuite+ | Posted 02/02/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *listen to him smiling, not losing her enthusiasm* I would never ask you to do something so dangerous Zora! infiltrate all alone? No no nonono! *nods and fist pump* we would fight them all together, you see? but your ability will still be useful! that's why I'm here! *Smirks and put her hands on her hips puffing up her chest* I will make the strongest army ever and win the war once and for all! *join her hands laying on him and fluttering her eyelashes, trying to look adorable* so you're coming, yes?
*rolls eyes* I'm not sure I want to know your best Zora... Anyway, if you can't give me fluffeh tails then I will search elsewhere. *little sly smirk* You probably wouldn't even be able to become as fluffy as an actual arcanine in the end so... it's okay, I mean you can't really do everything, right *taunt taunt*
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/01/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *smirks, pretty satisfied* I know I am great, thank you~! *tilts head and listens to her, but his expression doesn't change* So, you're hoping to oberthrow a full army just with me? *chuckles* Girl, you flatter me! But it's crazy, you see? *looks closer at her* What will happen once they find out it's only illusions? Now, let's imagine I can succesfully infiltrate the enemies to eliminate them from the inside, what happens if they find out before I do what's needed? *the way he talks suggests it happened once, so he knows it's harder than it seems*
Zorawar: Gurl, you can't have my best if you can't handle my worst~ *winks* And sure! Easier and funnier! But listen to me when I say I am good at many things~ *stick out his tongue*
Samael: *snickers*
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Otakuite+ | Posted 01/26/17 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: really? you get better? you're amazing! *jumps on the spot a couple of times* can you do other things? show me everything please! *Blushes now that her head it's on his naked chest and pushes him away* ¡Wow! *shakes it off and looks at him with determined eyes* Come with me in Hoenn! help me free my island and my people! The enemies are strong, and intelligent too! but I bet they never heard about a zorro like you! we would be able to kick their butts in a second with you! *kicks the air in the butt with anger and turns again to Zora with pleading eyes* so you come with me right?
You're cute when you blush *winks* trustworthy? loyal? mmmh if you say so..but I think not manys have the patience to stay so much at your side.. your really a big troll when you want to be! *smile But I'm sure that you're a good person in the end Zora. it's just that's more easy to be nasty than good isn't it?
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/17 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Sierra!Zorwar: *nods* You have a point! Just give me some time to know you better and most of the things you pointed out will look more natural! *smiles and turns back to normal* And with foundation cream, I can cover everything needed! *winks and hugs her back friendly, payying the nack of her head* Come with you where, Sierra? *smirks* How can I help you?
Samael: *blinks eyes* That's.. *blushes a bit* Really nice of you, thank you.. *scratches his chin and looks away*
Zorawar: *laughs* You're not wrong! *smirks* But once one gets to know me better and stays by my side, they can discover I can be as trustworthy as a loyal Arcanine! *tilts head* Only the worthy ones have the strength and patience to stay with me! *grins*
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Otakuite+ | Posted 12/26/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: Eeek! *jumps back, then wave her hand in front of Sierrawar* Woooow! You’re me! I thought only I was like me! *gets all around her looking curiously at her* Oh! So that’s how I am? But..! *gets on tiptoe and smell a carnation* your Claveles doesn’t smell anything! And they’re not as pretty as mine! And your voice is different! The way you stand is different! And *giggle* I don’t have all this weird red marks on my face! *laughs hard holding her tummy* your face is so colorful now! *nods and looks away, smiling lightly* Así que parece que tenías razón. * grins* ¡mi corazón y mi alma! You can’t copy those things and you never will! But you’re good! Super good! If you can’t teach me then I need you to come *tackle her in warm happy hug and rest her head on Sierrawar chest* will you please help me, Zora?
*pat pat him too* okay Samael, if this is important for you, then you’re right. But it’s not like is important to be the best Sableye, when you are already the best Samael! I don’t need anyone to confirm that you’re awesome so relax, okay? *look at Zora with a satisfied face* Oh Zora, you’re a magnificent trickster, don’t worry about that! But you see that’s exactly your problem. After someone knows you, it won’t trust you never again, because you’re one of the most untrustworthy person on earth. *grin* Am I wrong perhaps?
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/14/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *laughs* Thank you, thank you! I know I am awesome!! *smirks* you could give me even three burritos, but I wouldn't be able to teach you, as it's an ability only us Zoroarks can use! *nods, proudly* Look at this! I can become you too~ *transforms into her* See? *jumps a bit in place* Woah, I feel light!
Samael: *frowns* Do I sense sarcasm here? I don't care about what other Sableyes do, I'm better anyway! Driskoll can confirm it!
Zorua!Zorawar: *transforms back to himself* Aww, the pouty puppy tactic has no effect on you? What a shame~ *looks at you*
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Otakuite+ | Posted 12/08/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra *still peeking, slowly extend her arm to touch him then quickly pull it back, waiting for a moment for something to happen, then jumps on the rock to be on his same height* Wooooooooooow! you make me see things that are not true??? how do you do that?? you're a magical man! can you teach me that ? please! I'll give you a bur-No! two burritos in return! how does it feel to be so incredible? *eyes sparkling in admiration*
You're quite proud of that right? that's nice! and i thought that was quite normal for Sableyes, silly me! *examine lil Zora with distrust* Is he trying to trick me? Zora would never get offended on trivial things like this! he doesn't get offended with anything at all! *pats pats his head* ok, I won't bother you no more, thanks anyway! now where I can search for an Arcanine?
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: !! *surprised, he wasn't expecting such a reaction* What the hell?! *shakes head and walks to the rock, chuckling* You really have NEVER seen one like me, huh? *smirks* I am no demon- *gets grabbed and stares at her* War? What the- *frowns* Look, calm down a bit, yes? Here, deep breaths! *peeks over the rock* What I do, is an illusion! I make you see things that are not true, you see? *smiles* Now, get out! Talking to rocks is not really in my style~
Samael: You can bet it! *smiles, proud* No one can find diamonds like I do!
Zorua!Zorawar: Hey! *frowns* My tail is not little! It's me-sized! If you want bigger, fluffier things go pet an Arcanine! *pouts and sits down, holding his tail between his legs*
Driskoll: *chuckles* He changed character too..
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/24/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra *Eyes widen and smile transform in a terrified expression* ¡ah! ¡AAAAH!¡AAH! *runs away behind convenient rock* ¿qué es? What are you? What is this thing!? Are you a demon? What is that thing??? *curls up and tries to hide her head in her sombrero* piensa, piensa ¿Qué hacer? ¿Oh? ¿Una organización? No! *jumps over the rock and grabs Zora by the coat and pulls him down getting almost nose to nose* ¡es la guerra! War, you understand? ¡Oh! *runs behind the rock and squat down then slowly peeks out of it with inquisitive look* what is that thing that you do..? I don’t trust it! What is that? tell me!
oh yes, not even other ghosts can gems, you're one of a kind (like all the others Sableye thought) *pet pet tail like a cat* Owo soft foxy tail, who cares if useless? Tails are so cute in the end! but this tail it's little, can't you trasform in something with a big fluffeh tail?
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/16/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *is very amused, and is doing his best to restrain himself* I assume you never met a Zoroark, then! *transforms into his female self* Here, female! *winks* And yes, it's very dangerous, especially because it might get you addicted! *gets back to his own self and laughs* Man, you are so full of energy! I kind of envy you! *smirks* I do fight, yes! But my special something is meant for different kind of battles~ *tilts head* Why do you need strong people? *thinks then shakes head* I've already been in an organization and it didn't end well, so if it's that.. don't count me in!
Driskoll: *looks at you* Bad and naughty, now adorable. I am impressed. *nods, he doens't look impressed but he really is*
Samael: Yeah, well, no one eats gems like me around here! But we've never seen Zora as a baby so it's interesting! *grins*
Zorua!Zorawar: Getting your tail touched is always nice, and it never bothered me! *smirks* So yes, you can touch it! *winks and wags tail a bit, he is holding back many perverted jokes about tails and touching*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/10/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra *blinks* A girl? But you’re a boy! Boys can’t be girls because they’re boys! I’m a girl and I can’t be a boy of course! And what do you have of special? Why can’t you show me? Is dangerous? LOL ahah lo è can’t you at least tell me or is a secret? You’re so mysterious Zora! The more I talk with you the less I understand! *tilts head* then again I don’t know many things so I often don’t understand.. *blush* sorry.. *snap out of it* oh yeah! I’m here because I need strong people! *smirk* are you strong? Do you like to battle? Eheh is your special something a powerful weapon perhaps? *jumps up and down* come ooon show me please! I’m curious!
lol aren’t you two a little too impressed? You’re ghost you can do some pretty amazing stuff too, besides we all know that Zora is the best when it comes to illusions. *patpat Zora’s head* you liked to touch your tail? And did you liked when other people touched it? Can I touch it perhaps?
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *grins* A girl name is fine, as I can be a girl too! *laughs, amused* Oh dear, I do have a special something that people should see!! *shakes head* But I can't show you, even if I would! You see, I made a promise, and I may be a fox, but I am true to my words~ *listens to her* Never heard of it! Well, I hardly know Hoenn anyway, so.. yeah *shrugs* What are you doing around here? *tilts head and smirks*
Driskoll: *looks at Zorua!Zora and blushes* ...cute..
Samael: *stares, amazed* That's so cool!! You could get all kind of discount with that! You truly look like a child! *walking around him*
Zorua!Zorawar: Nah, my tail was never in the way! I liked touching it, though.. *thinks for a moment* Just, a bit of a pain to get into pants, so that may be why I prefer staying without them! *snickers*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/26/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Sierra: *can’t help but chuckle* Zora? But then it sounds like a girl name! but is nice! Zora! *blinks and looks at him, then lean on the side, trying to look behind him* Uhm I’m sorry but exactly why is your body awesome? I mean you look like all the other people I’ve seen before, or do you have a special something that people must see? I don’t understand. *takes her sombrero off and adjust a little the carnations* I come from Izabe island, it’s in Hoenn, but everyone talks like me there! Maybe the people that come in that island for the very firsts time came from far away.. I don’t know really!
I’m sure you big strong men will survive this. Take it like a little Pavlovian method to teach you to be a couple of good boys. *grins and ruffle ZoruaZora hair* Cute but sly as fox, as always. *observe tail* the same? wasn't the tail on the way? it was just a cute tail with no purpose?.. maybe we should ask some other kind of Pokemon about tails..?
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/23/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *frowns and rolls eyes at you, then gets back to Sierra and shakes her hand* Just call me Zora, Sierra! *smirks* You see, if I were to wear shirts, no one would get a view of my awesome body! And that would be a shame, Ja? I can get a bit cold, but I know some type of exercises that can make me warm again in no time! *chuckles, but stops* Ah, you're a clever lady, aren't ya? I'm from Unova, but I got this awesome accent by my mother! *grins* What about you?
Samael: *touches his nose, confused* How rude..
Zorawar: OW! *covers his nose* Hey! Has no one told you you shouldn't hit noses like that? *frowns, but decides to answer the question anyway* Well, it's the same, basically! I liked having a tail, most for the look, you know?
Samael: HAH! Adorable and innocent, only on the outside, maybe! *chuckles*
Zorawar: *laughs as well* I was raised well, yeah! *transforms into his young self, he has grey short hair with red streaks in it, big fluffy ears and a nice tail, but he still looks mischievous as before* Happy now? *he is talking with his young voice*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/18/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
<.< shut up foxy. I’m not afraid. Is more like a deferential inquietude. He can be quite scary, but can’t do nothing to me! I’m untouchable. *smirk* on the contrary he can beat the poop out of you if he wants, so behave! *smugface* well folks have fun together! See ya later! *disappear*
Sierra: Ooooookay..? *scratch her nose and stare in the void for a second then happily shake his hand* Hi Zorawar the Zoroark, I’m Sierra! *smile* Oh so you don’t like shirts? That’s weird, I never heard such a thing! Don’t you ever feel cold like that? How about a nice poncho instead? *laugh a bit* you have a funny way of speaking Zorawar, do you come from far away too?
*use secret ninja technique and flicks both of their noses* No! we will discuss about the appendix on the back, not of those on the front! *Prod Samael* we wanted to learn about the secrets of the tails so focus! we will maintain this conversation clean and without double meanings OKAY? *determined in her mission, nods at Zora* Since you experienced both cases, what is better, to have or not have a tail? And yes show me Zorua Zora! I bet you were adorable and innocent looking, the exact opposite of you now, basically.
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/16/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *shrugs and smirks* As if I cared! *looks at you* Yeah, keep telling yourself that. I bet a single glare from him could shut your mouth! *laughs lightly* And alright! *winks* I'll try not to! *Sierra appears and he gets closer* Well hello there- What? *frowns and looks at her getting closer* No, no.. you have made a mistake, I have everything I need, thank you! *grins* I just happen to hate shirts~ *offers her his hand* Nice to meet ya anyway, I'm Zorawar the Zoroark! *smirks and winks*
Samael: *grins as he walks beside Zorawar* Ahh, what a combo, YES! How many pleasant adventures~ *lick lips and nudges Zora*
Zorawar: *chuckles and looks at you* You surely don't want to know about them!
Driskoll: *sighs and looks at you with despair in his eyes* I cannot guarantee that..
Zorawar: Well, of course! It was a nice, fluffy tail everyone loved~ *smirks* Why, would you like to see it?
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/15/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Kids requires more than entertain, you have to raise them and make them become good, responsible adults. You still have to mature a lot yourself … *sighs* and that snake too. *pouts* afraid? Please, why should be afraid of a cruel selfish man with a heart made of stone who goes around armed and is also a dangerous criminal element? Pff I’m not scared. *looks around again* no fear AT ALL. *clears throat* You better not hit on my Sierra foxy, she’s really innocent on the romacing topic, so behave. Ooooh Sierra Sierra come hereee there are new people to meet!
Sierra: *jumps happily around* ¡Padrísimo! Oh but this person don’t even have a shirt to stay warm! He must be a poor homeless guy! Thanks goodness I’m here to help now! *approach Zora with a big warm smile* Hi there friend! Do you need anything? Are you hungry? I can help you, you know?
Seriously, a match made in heaven..
Of course he talks you silly foxy, it’s just that he does it only when has something intelligent to say, differently to all of us here! But thanks for coming back anyway *smile satisfied than realizes* Oh my god, Zorawar and Samael together, what a combo.. what did I done.. ! *points Driskoll* If things get embarrassing around here is your duty as the only normal person to keep a good level of decency. We all count on you. *satisfied face again* Say my dear Zora did you had a tail as a little Zorua? *looking at fluffeh ears*
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/13/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *still listening* Hmm.. Both titles suck, I wouldn't read either! *Looks at honore, then closes eyes and puts away the earpiece* Alright, good to know! Maybe some training wouldn't really hurt me~ *shrugs and flies alongside Honore*
Honore: *nods, he is glad Zora made up his mind and decided to stop talking for a bit*
Fine conveniente XD
Zorawar: Hey, I'm good with kids, believe it or not! *grins* I always know how to make them laugh! *looks at you and listens, then tilts head when you awkwardly look around* What, why- *realizes and perks ears* OOOOOOHHH! *laughs* I get it!! *snorts* You're afraid of him, huh? *still snickering* Well, you're right! *chuckles and stop slowly* Bring on the lady anyway, I promise not to hit on her much! *winks*
Samael: *shrugs, confused* He's a fox, he's crazy! How am I supposed to know? Last time he let himself be touched.. *looks at the void* everywhere.. *makes a face that seems like a "not bad"*
Driskoll: *facepalms* Look.. Zora, please, let this end, do it for me..
Zorawar: *appears* He talked!! *looks at you and Samael* He talked!! I must stay then! *foxy smirk*
Samael: *snaps out of it and whispers to you* See? Crazy!
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/05/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Zamboni: *smirks* Say bro, when you've finished with that thing, can you give it to me? I'm gonna do a macumba! it will be fun!
Leucer: *sighs and "rolls eyes"* I don't think that will work, besides I can't give it to you. one object doesn't have enough smell. I will broke it and give a little piece to everyone. I want to get rid of that uncivilized dirtybag of a fox before making another move.
Zamboni: *pouts* no macumba then..? awww.. oh well more time to focus on my new fanfiction then! *grins* what do you think is better as a title? "The bird on the hot steam fox" or "The Rodfather" ?
Leucer: I think that if I don't find a quiet place and a good book to read as soon as possible I will lose at least 10% of my Q.I. !
fine?(conveniente)
different?? are all the relationship you have like this? *facepalm* yeah, I can totally see you as a family man in the future! *scratch chin with thinking face* let's see.. who could fit that role..? Salazar is too sensitive to your sexyness and you already met him... Morrigan would literally set you on fire after the first ten minutes.. Jenna, you already have unfinished business with her.. There' Milo! he's nice, but maybe too nice for you? or Sierra, she's nice too! and if you behave for once you could actually become friends! *deadpan face* My most normal people are birds like people with stupid hats. how sad. *swallow hard and smiles awkwardly* n..not that there's something wrong with birds like people with stupid hats.. *looks around with discomfort in the eyes*
*jump like a fat cat and tries to grab him but fails and smack face on the ground* dang it stupid fox! *pouts to Sam* You said he likes to be touched so why doesn't he make us touch him? come back fox you can't escape us!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/29/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *ready to shout back again, but is stopped by Honore's angry glare* Uh... *pouts and keeps his ears flat* Party killer!
Honore: *looks at Zorawar* ...What happened to your claw? Don't tell me you let those two second hand thieves take it from you? *very disappointed*
Zorawar: Well, actually I did.. BUT! *smug grin* You'll never guess what it really is! *takes out a small earpiece* I use that to hear things from far away, you know? I need to know a place or a person well, before tricking them! *winks*
Honore: *raises an eyebrow, is impressed but won't say it* Yes, good. *flies away, expecting Zora to follow him*
Zorawar: *humming to himself, transforms into Honore and flies after him, wearing the earpiece and listening* Ehehe- *almost chokes on himself* WHAT?! HELL NO! *looks at Honore* Oh no no no!
Honore: *annoyed* What now?! Do you really need to look like me when you do that? I'll make your traing worse if you keep this up. *very very serious*
Honore!Zorawar: *gulps and looks away, whispering to himself* Verdammt..
Zorawar: Well, why not? *shrugs* I mean, there's a chance! Not sure about it! *shakes head, then perks ears once he's called* Ja, Fraulein? *grins and chukles* Well, that sounds interesting, and different! Bring it on! *winks*
Zorawar: *peeking out from nowhere* You'll have to do better than that to touch me~! *laughs and disappears*
Samael: *pouts* That's not fair! You're not a ghost, you can't do that!
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/24/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Zamboni: *stops in midair and turns and shouts back* And my mom can beat yours and your mom ass together while baking delicious poffin in the meantime! *chuckle and catch up with Leucer*
Leucer: Do you have what I requested to you Zamboni?
Zamboni: *Grins* Of course! It was nothing for a pro like me!*Gives him Zora’s Quick Claw*
Leucer: *pass the Quick Claw under his nose, put it in a small bag and put it in his cloak* Perfect. It was worth it. I have a little surprise in store for that little impudent scumbag. *lightly lift the corners of his mouth*
Zamboni: *flying slowly belly up with a relaxed smile* If you say so.. Oy bro! have you see how angry was Marron glacè or whathisnameagain when he arrived? And he was all like “I won’t let you hurt him, he’s mine” and stuff? Well I have a theory about it. *big grin* do you want to hear it?
Leucer *sighs and mentally prepare for the worst* Spit it.
Zamboni: The fox is his sex slave. (Leucer: Zamboni PLS) Just think about it! it all makes sense now! That’s why he want him to be intact, with all the parts of his body you know, plus the fox can change into anything and please his most disturbed fantasies, and you saw it too how eagerly Al dragged him away, talking about special trainings..! he wanted to punish him really bad, didn’t him? *little evil laugh* I will write a steamy fanfiction on this two! And upload it on internet!
Leucer: *Sighs and massages his temples* I am so done with this roleplay.
Zamboni: LOL XD
*surprised* the untamed fox who is free like the wind would think of settling down one day? Well, that’s new! *push the nowhere away* Nope. No best partner. We all know what happens when you two stay too much together and you don’t have my blessing. *happy grin* Say Herr Von Lokke, don’t you want to meet someone else instead, I mean someone that wouldn’t ended up trying to either kill you or romancing with you?
*smirk happily* d’aaaw who cares, friends are the best in the end, even if a little perverted!
*calling* ZORAH come out already! We want to touch you!
(I think he’s pretty awesome but uncomfortable to hug XD)
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/23/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *basically shouting to make himself heard* Oh yeah, you can bet! You will know, if you ever meet her, she can kick anyone's ass! Especially yours! *laughs* Oh, come at me one more time, and I'll show you how tasteful and addicting are German Wieners~ *seems very amused*
Honore: *frowning at Zora* I should be used to your s*it by now, but you keep getting lower, don't you? *grabs his arm* Come, we have some talk and training to do.
Zorawar: *follows Honore, but turns to Zamboni, licking his lips and mimicking a bite* See ya~! *chuckles*
In fondo ha ragione! XD
Zorawar: Oh, I knopw I'll be super sexy even when older! I just may decide to settle down by that gae, you know? *smirks* So might as well live my life at its best now! *happy grin* Uh? *ears twitch as he hears Loki* Oh, my best partner is back- *pouts at you as you kick Loki back* Hey!
Driskoll: ...*looks at Samael*
Samael: *making a "pretty puppy face" and nodding*
Driskoll: *looks back at you, unimpressed by Sam* He got worse.
Samael: *looks destroyed* You always know how to hurt me worse!
Driskoll: *laughing lightly* You know I still love you..
Samael: I knew it! *all happy again, links arms with Driskoll too, so that he's in the middle* Zoooraa, OH Zooooraaaah~
(Sam's gems wouldn't hurt anyone unless he wanted to~ But I guess they would feel weird, cold and hard XD)
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/12/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Leucer *simply walks to his cloak, pick it and brush it off before wearing it, pretty much ignoring everyone*
Zamboni: *Walks backwards and grins at Zorawar* Hah! I bet your mother is way scarier than you, Commodore Fluffyass! Uhhh you look a lot eager to see me again! what is it, you took a bite and now you want more? *turns and shake his ass spanking himself* Thanks but no thanks, I'm definitely not into German wieners! *chuckles and it seems that he's having a lot of fun*
Leucer: *frowns* Zamboni, stop socializing with that scumbag already. *flies away*
Zamboni: *ears twitch* Oh? oh okay, okay I'm sorry. *looks him go and turns again to Zorawar, makes this face, wiggle his butt and spanks himself again and flies away laughing*
poche cose non fanno ridere Zamboni, quando heatran gli stava per spaccare il culo si è ripromesso che se sarebbe sopravissuto se la sarebbe goduto e non sarebbe preoccupato troppo delle cose..
*rolls eyes* some people can live without "romancing" with no problems, and is not like an older person can't be sexy anyway! *smirk* what is it, are you worried to become too tired ugly to "romancing" when you'll be older?
Loki: *from the nowhere* You know who's body is nice and tight and sexy right now? *moaning sound*
*Violently kicks the nowhere*
Loki: Ouch Oooow D:
poor Driskoll, you should be used to this by now, was he like this when he was a kid or he got worse with age?
*link arm with Samael, probably hurting her with gems like an idiot and grins, showing her normal boring teeth *let's go now! fox hunting season just began!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Honore: You are your own problem and you can't even see it, such a pity.. *rolls eyes* People won't change for you, so why bother?
Zorawar: Hah! You want me dead? Get in line! *looks a lot laid back now that Honore is with him* Not that I care.. *ears perks up at Zamboni calling him* My mother thanks you for the compliment! Come and find me, I will be ready for you~ *winks and smirks*
Honore: *watches them go, then turns to Zorawar and glares at him* You are a bloody idiot. I don't even know why I waste my time saving your sorry arse. And I can't believe you let yourself be beaten to this extent by two bats! *grumbles and talks to himself* I so need a tea right now.
Non preoccuparti, vedo che e' difficile, quindi prenditi il tempo che ti serve XD
Comunque grazie ancora, e si, ho capito cosa intendi XD XD E c'e' qualcosa che non fa ridere Zamboni? XD Praticamente ride in faccia alla morte, letteralmente..
Zorawar: Not "romancing" at this age is a waste of time! Have fun for as long as your body is nice and tight and sexy! *licks lips, then pouts at the beep* Think what you want! I know what I do!
Samael: Yes, let's!! *grins, showing all his pointy teeth* Zora likes being touched anyway, so I'm sure he will agree!
Driskoll: *sighs* This sounds wrong, you know?
Samael: *groans* Driiis! Stop being the party killer, just have fun, once in a while! Do it for me!
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/09/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Leucer *sounds polite but cold* Why should I change myself? Is the other people that should stop vexing me for my aspect,there is much more worthiness in me. But let's end this trivial argument already and let me make this clear to you, it is not for those reasons that I want that moronic fox dead. In fact, you're under a very wrong impression of me. There is a difference between who we are and who we want make people believe that we are, and you should also learn not to judge too fast a person you met for one hour. If you think you know me, you're wrong. I don't need any advice from you, thank you very much. *not mad, just completely serious* And since it seem that everyone here has too much freedom I, also, will take the liberty to do as I please. I don't care if he's yours.. *"looks" at Zorawar* Is not over yet. *more like a statement than a threat* *walks away to get his cloak back*
Zamboni: Yo, Ylvis spirit animal! don't you think that I will just forget about this, okay? *points to his ear and grins* Remember, payback is a bi*ch, you son of a vixen! *send a kiss to Honore and follows Leucer snickering*
MOTHER OF SASHIMI LEUCER è DIFFICILE ancora un poco e avrei messo sto commento nella lista "cose da fare prima dei 30 anni" =.=" per quanto li odi, se non li uso non imparo ad usarli.. uuugh
E si Honore è decisamente (dal punto di vista personalità, in quanto il carattere fa schifo, ma schifo bene..ugh mi hai capito vero? è un bastardo, ma è il miglior bastardo di sempre) uno dei migliori. è inquientante e affascinante allo stesso tempo. fa paura. (ma fa ridere Zamboni)
They're only 24, they still have time, beside not anyone is so interested in "romance" as you are foxy! *press his nose* BEEEEP! I know how you depure your body, by swallowing four beers instead of two bottles of vodka!
Zora probably had a tail as a Zorua! we must find him and
scratch the hell out of those earsask about the mystery of tails! besides we can ask him to transform in arcanine or ninetales and cuddle his tails without offend anyone :DDeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/20/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *searches for something in his coat and drinks it (it's a Hyper Potion)* Ugh.. tastes horrible.. *makes a disgusted expression, then looks up at Honore* You did?! Now that's a kick in the balls, man! I thought we were allies! *pouts*
Honore: *rolls eyes* We are, you fool. I just don't want to end up like you just because of your own foolishness. *looks at Leucer* Well, you got me! I change my mind quite often, especially if I'm not trusting the person I speak to. Do you really think I would tell everything to a person met for one hour? *small chuckle* He is free to do as he pleases; but if you're so weak you can't endure a little provocation, the problem is yours, not mine.
Zorawar: Wooo! Who's saying "oh snap", now?! *cackles and gets up*
Honore: Just grow some balls and stop being so affected by stupid things in life, and this is a friendly advice. *staring at him* If the color of your hair and clothes is a problem to yourself, why not just change it? Oh, yes.. It's harder to curse the dark, than light a candle, huh? *growing weary of this*
Aaah, adesso capisco! Si, immagino che non sia facile! Comunque, per quel che conta, nei momenti importanti, mi sembra che Leucer ti venga bene! ^^ Tipo adesso!!
E grazie, mi fa molto piacere saperlo! Sono contenta che sia un personaggio fatto decentemente, e' uno dei miei preferiti e ci tengo a rimanere il piu' possibile sulla linea del personaggio.. non e' facile, ma ne vale la pena, se poi e' apprezzato! Quindi grazie~
Zorawar: For the future?! When, when they'll have to hang it on a nail? *laughs* My liver is perfectly fine, lady~ I may seem exaggerated, but I care about my body~ *winks* I just depure it sometimes! *seems very proud of that*
Samael: *nods* Yes, you are right.. *blinks* Tails must be so annoying, though.. I mean, how do you keep it in your pants?! *looks in the distance* I must know.
Driskoll: ...Zora is lucky to not have a tail..
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/05/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Zamboni: *grins* Of course we did! I mean do you even think there's rules in beating up people, Al ? *chuckles* don't be silly! *pass his arm around Leucer's shoulder* And we're a duo anyway!
Leucer: *frowns* Zamboni's right. The ends justify the means in several occasions, including assassination. *makes a very bitter smirk* I see that you're really fast in changing opinions. I do perfectly remember that you gave me your "blessing" in eliminate that loutish fox if I thought it was the case to do it. If even you can't stay true to your own words, then I can't help but assume that they carry a very little value.
Zamboni: oh snap.
Leucer: If he really is yours, unlike you asserted the last time, then exerts some authority and keep him well away from me. Otherwise, step aside and let me finish my job already, because I'm not the kind of person who leave things halfway done. *narrow eyes and put his hands on his hips with a serious expression* I can assure you that my opinion on the issue is worth a lot more than what you think.
Zamboni: OH SNAP!
Non è neanche quello il problema! se un personaggio è cattivo non ho problemi a fargli fare cose cattive, che poi venga sconfitto o fallisca e il bene prevale etc etc fa parte del gioco! ;) il problema è che Leucer è troppo intelligente per me! ._. quando penso "cosa farebbe Leucer in questa situazione? come reagirebbe ?" non so mai cosa fare! volevo una persona di merda, ma intelligente e che ha le idee chiare e lo dimostra, invece lo faccio sembrare uno snobbino permaloso che parla parla ma alla fine non sa fare niente! e non è quello che pensavo per lui! D: comunque non riesco ad immaginare Honore più duro di così. lasciami dire che Honore è a mio parere uno dei personaggi più riusciti! è di sicuro freddo e autoritario e pericoloso, ma allo stesso tempo ha quel pizzico di humor e intelligenza che lo rendono equilibrato, quindi più realistico e molto MOLTO più pauroso! seriamente Honore mi incute timore e rispetto ed è solo un personaggio inventato, e questo è quanto trovo ben fatto il suo personaggio! ⊙▂⊙
Well Zamboni would probably flirt with a good looking lady ;) but nope, that's not their priority. they have so much stuff to do! stealing, cheating, lying, thinking evil plans.. they will have time for girls in the future! *facepalms* yes, yay alcohol, but I would really like to see how your liver is doing! =_="
Oooh yes I would like to pet a tail too! *-* there are pokemon with super fluffy adorable tail like arcanine, furret or ninetales! I bet it's tails are so soft is worth getting a 1000 years curse to pet them! But I wouldn't do it in the end! the tail is such a intimate part of the body in the end,is not like ears unfortunately.. *dramatically turns again* You can run, but you cannot hide. I will get you one day, when you least expect it, and then your ears will be scratched! Muahahahahahahahah!
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Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/04/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *still laying on his back* Ah, it's you.. *sighs and coughs, then manages to sit* I didn't need your help, I got everything under control.. *winces and brings a hand to the bitemark on his neck* Damn it..
Honore: *lowers his hand and doesn't even look at Zorawar* Shut up, Trickster! *looks at Leucer* Did he called you names? *studying them both* You attacked him, two against one because he picked on you, seriously? *deep sigh* That doesn't matter. He is mine, and I will not let you kill or disable him, even if he is annoying. My reasons are always good enough, for me. And other opinions don't really matter.
Ti capisco! Anch'io faccio fatica con Honore, infatti l'ho dovuto ammorbidire un po', il suo personaggio iniziale era inusabile! Mi sentivo una merda XD E per me psichico e' un mix dei due, cioe' puo' spostare le cose/persone e allo stesso tempo ferirle.. scusa, avrei dovuto specificarlo! DX
Zorawar: *surprised* They don't care?! Man, their lives must be empty if they only find happiness in food! *shakes head* Oh, but they just need to try one! *grins, then winks* I always knew that drinking would have helped me! Eheheh~ *satisfied*
Samael: Well, I see! *shrugs and smirks* Sounds like a good excuse! Do you do that to tails too? *interested* I have always wanted to pet someone's tail! *shiny eye*
Driskoll: *shakes head, he's glad he doesn't have weird or unusual tracts*
Zorawar: *appears from nowhere* Come and get me, if you can! *winks and disappers*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/03/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Leucer *stays on the ground for a second, trying to move* Uhm.. No broken bones. Any considerable trauma. Just a slight concussion. I can stand. *Slowly but steady stands up and wipe the blood from his nose then hold out a hand to Zamboni* Are you ok?
Zamboni: *takes the hand and stands up* Well, considered I've just been hit by two friggin psychics moves in a row, well yeah! Kinda! I told you that all that Payapa drink I gobbled was worth the price! How about you? *little worried*
Leucer: I'll be fine. *adjust his glasses and walks back* I think it would be good manners for me to give you an explanation, even if I don't owe none. I’m just making sure that stupid fox won’t continue to peeve me or even try to sabotage my schedule since I ended up in his “list of people to annoy” and I have absolutely no intention to stand another idiot in my life. *gets quiet for a second and straighten himself up keeping an eye on Zorawar (well more or less)*. But now is your turn to explain yourself. Why did you attacked us? I hope you have a very good reason for that. *Voice is cold and emotionless, but seems angry*
Zamboni: *Stands next to Leucer with a hand on his shoulder, smirking as always, obviously not caring about murder looks or death glares. Sometimes touch his ear and sighs*
(Far parlare Leucer mi mette l'ansia te lo giuro! (●´⌓`●) per te psichico è solo una forza mentale per spostare le cose, o è anche una forza che attacca in proprio? Lol non so proprio come interpretarla a dire il vero.
Right! Zora won't go down easily!
Yeah sure a pro mmmmh =_=" seriously you two are becoming a little too friendly in my view! and the two bats really don't care much about hitting girls, they prefer to have a good meal! But it seems that they don't like you too much! the miracles of booze!
Of course you're not! but Gijinkas have such adorable ears that we human don't have, and it just makes you want to scratch them <3 *dramatically turns to Zorawar* You're next fox. You're next.
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/06/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *satisfied his bite hurt Zamboni, so smirks* I bet that I can make even Yveltal fall for me, want to bet? *winks and prepares for their attack, letting himself fall* You idiots! *uses Protect to avoid being poisoned again, and hardly sustains the not-so-powerful Venoshock, gritting teeth* I've had enough of you! *grabs them both, forcing them to stay on him, and uses Extrasensory to hit* This hurt huh..? *smirks weakly, unable to throw them away later as he intented to do, then suddenly, the two get thrown away by a mysterious force (Psychic)*
Honore: *flies down in front of Zorawar, holding a hand up to use Psychic* May I ask what the bloody hell is happening here? *he seems calm but his eyes scream murder*
(Eheheh~ Zora has lived until now for a reason, right? XD
Zorawar: *shrugs* Lady, he's a pro! I'm not scared of his teeth, I'm sure he knows how things work, better than you! *winks at Loki* I'm sorry but the two bats really need to understand how to hit on a girl, or a boy! First, sucking their blood is not ok! *shakes head* Yeah.. unless they find crazy vampire fetishist!)
Samael: *shakes head* No, it doesn't bother me much, just.. why do it? *takes a step back* I'm not a dog or something!
Driskoll: *chuckles lightly*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/04/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Leucer: *finish to medicate Zamboni's ear and "glares" Zorawar* An antidote huh? You fool. You really think it will change your fate? We have more poison us than antidotes you. *Doesn't even try to dodge the fire, simply create a barrier to protect both himself and Zamboni (Protect) he's confident that the move won't fail since he didn't use it for some time*
Zamboni: *touches his ears and whines* that stupid naked fox! I hope he'll gets hugged by Yveltal and dies!
Leucer: There's no need to bother Yveltal, we will take care of him, together we can do it.
Zamboni: *grins and nods* *they quickly launch themselves on Zora, they surely don't have the strength to pin him on the ground, but enough to make him fall*
Zamboni: Eat poison! *attacks him with poison again (Toxic)*
Leucer: *Frowns* the only one who will die today is you, and nobody will care about it. *hands glows purple as he hits Zora with his palms to make the poison boil in his veins and make it even more painful (Venoshock)
(well that's a clever strategy, and as I said there's nothing more powerful than beautiful repels! Yes Zamboni's amazing sides: Zamboni annoyingly funny, Zamboni annoyingly whiny and Zamboni being simply annoying =_="
*Smirk at Zora* OH really??? you know that five minutes ago you were ready to have some "sucking business" with someone with very pointy teeth? *grabs Loki from the nowhere and open his mouth to show extra long extra pointy fangs* Hmmm?
Loki *shakes me off* Whatever! I'm very good in what I do, besides it's not like I use my teeth to give blo- *is immediately kicked back in the nowhere*
Besides there's some people that actually like getting their blood sucked! (Maledit likes to be sucked by Zamboni Sr for example) but yeah blood sucking it is messy and disgusting in the end XD)
What's the problem handsome? Does it bother you that I scratch you ears? if that's so you'll just have to say it and i'll stop! no need to stare! *innocent smile, but keeps scratching*
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *stumbles back, holding his neck and keeping his ears flat* I hate you two so much! *gets hit by Leucer too* What the f*ck! Stop that already! *trembling, manages to take out an Antidote from his coat and uses it, then shakes head and looks at them* You know, human-made products are actually quite nice! I can use Toxic too, did you really think I would be unprepared? *trying to be though, but is becoming dizzy because of the blood loss* Let's make this quick.. die already! *starts breathing fire from his mouth (Flamethrower), aiming it at the brothers*
(Zorawar likes using human-made things, that's why he doesn't have a personal weapon like the others~ =w= Ehehehe, it's nice to see all of Zamboni's sides!!
Zorawar: Look, man.. *looking at you, displeased* Sucking should never involve pointy teeth, got that? And with blood around is just sick! I mean, I'm open to everything but that may be a bit too messy, yeah? *smirks*)
Samael: I can be both! Awesome and adorable! *his smile is coming back* My gems are really beautiful, wanna see some- *stops when his ears gets scratched* Umm...? *raises an eyebrow*
Driskoll: *is surprised too*
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Otakuite+ | Posted 07/01/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Zamboni *Gave out a terrible, high pitched, glass-breaking scream of pain in Zora's ears when gets bitten (Screech) and flies away wobbling and lands on a tree yelling and whining and grumbling and cleaning his face with his sleeves* You bastard, go buy some viagra and fu*k yourself!! (don't know what kind of environment Zora created, but yes there's a convenient tree)
Leucer *frowns* hang in there Zamboni, I'm coming to help. *flaps his four wing to gain some velocity and stabs Zora with a poison soaked fist, poisoning him gravely (Toxic) then flies next to Zamboni and start to medicate his wound*
(Lol Zora's reaction was priceless, I didn't expect him to spray a repellent in Zamboni's face, which is kinda genial since repellent is Zubat's natural archenemy. And yes Zamboni is clever and has quick reactions, but when he get's hit he becomes a whiny bi*ch XD. In any case I didn't thought Zora had all this fear of being sucked...)
*keeps patting* eheh yes he is, he wants to be the cool part of the duo, but in the end he's the most adorable one! Of course you're awesome, with all this pretty gems on your body and this ears.. *smirk* *scratch ears*
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/29/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zoramboni(XD): *gets hit by leucer's wings and frowns* You are such a b*tch! What is it, woke up on the wrong side of the bed? *can't even react that Zamboni is over him* What the hell! This was supposed to be a fight, not a gangb- *stops as Zamboni bites him and yelps in pain and panics* WHAT THE F*CK!! *instinctively turns back to his normal form, and bites hard down Zamboni's ear (Foul Play/Bite?), flailing legs to hit him in some way, trying to reach for something inside his coat* GET OFF ME! *takes out a repel and sprays it on Zamboni's face*
Samael: *still pouting* You can bet I'm awesome! No one can be better!
Driskoll: *looks at you* Just adorable, huh?
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/27/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Zamboni: *just grins at Zorawar* Stupid Germans.. they're the würst! *bursts in a loud laugh*
Leucer: *get's hit and frowns, but stay silent, won't give any satisfaction showing pain or weaknesses* You idiot, thanks for giving me the opportunity to hit you with a clean shot. *closes his wings that glows green and open them to slash him* (X-Scissor)
Zamboni: *Jumps on Zoramboni (lol?)and closes his wings, leaning on him with all his weight* Oooh hello there! *smirks* You look very sexy, don't mind if I try you dear! *stick his fangs in his neck and start to suck his blood to absorb his vital energy (Leech Life) but his eyes squints, doesn't seems very happy of what he's sucking*
*pats Samael head too* There there, you are an amazing Sableye and we all know that. you happy now?
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/26/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: Oh oh oh, how original!! *laughs* I'm German and you call me Herr schnitzel, with a wrong accent too! I am so surprised! Guess your brain doesn't work well either, when fighting? *gets hit by Zamboni, but gets up quickly* Tch! That is merely and amulet, I can be as fast as you now! *transforms into Zamboni* Four wings! Let's try them! *tries flying and fails, crashing against Leucer, and taking the chance to hit him with his claws (Night slash)*
(Too vacconi for this world!)
Samael: I'm not lazy, he is! Sleeping all the time- *stops and frowns, then sighs* Why would you think I eat dishes? Ceramic is not a gem! I eat only the best! Gourmet gems! Not sand and glass! *seems offended* DISHES!
Driskoll: *chuckles and pats Sam's head*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/22/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Zamboni: of course! fighting and thinking at the same time, too much effort for your poor little brain huh ? *snickers*
Leucer: *screeches* I'm not pink you moron!
Zamboni: Yeah! It's washed out bloody red, like the one that will come out of all your holes when we'll have finished with you, herr schnitzel! *quickly flies up to dodge the night daze, then charge in dive bombing Zora, slam against him and pushes himself far from him, taking his Quick Claw (U-turn + Thief)* Sorry buddy, I just don't like when people tries to be faster than me! I take this one! *takes out his Amulet coin and puts the Quick claw on*
Leucer: *takes the attack but doesn't make any sound, flying fast around Zora* Tch. Hiding in the darkness, it won't work with us. *continue to use Supersonic on him*
(They really are a couple of vacconi)
Aww that's cute, super best friends! You could help a little more Samael you lazy troll! and by "doing the dishes" you don't mean like eating them and then buying new ones right? eheh
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/21/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *smirks at Leucer, but frowns to Zamboni* Tch! I'm here to fight, not to think about clever remarks, as you're doing now! *smirks* Tell that to your bro, not me~ He's the one who gets mad when gets told he's pink! *tilts head and chuckles* Cheap porno? Man, you got me wrong, I'm an high class porno! You have to pay for me~ *winks, then quickly jumps back as Leucer uses Haze, then shakes head because of the supersonic* Stupid zubats in stupid cave with their stupid supersonic! *growls but keeps smirking, snapping out of confusion* Dark haze? Now this is good for me too! *hides in the dark, a dark aura flows from him, moving air too (Night Daze)*
(Zorawar: *smirks* Now, that I wouldn't mind-
*pushes Zora back* Go back fighting, you idiot!)
Samael: Oh, You can bet! He was still a Drifloon when we first met! I didn't even had my first gem! *looks at Dris, almost proudly* We lived in a cave together, mostly~ He knows everything about me! And we can share house works with no problem~! *grins*
Driskoll: *chuckles* Tell the truth, Sammy..
Samael: *rolls eyes* Alright, damn you! *pouts* He does all the house works.. But I do the dishes sometimes! *happy, proud grin*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/20/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Leucer: *hiss* Now listen you scumbag..
Zamboni: *Smirk and pats Leucer's shoulder* Let me do the talk for this time brah! *looks at Zorawar and smack his cheek with a fake surprised expression* Oh my frau granatapfel! we are shorter than average people and so you call us dwarfs! I'm astounded! So original! what others amazing insults do you know? Dumb? Silly? *fake a worried expression* Oh please sir have mercy, don't call me purple or winged, I just can't stand the shame, especially coming from someone who looks like the main actor of the cheap porno version of Blade!
Leucer: *frowns* I want to do a quick clean job here. For one thing, we must get rid of those illusions. *flies quickly around Zora, throwing black smoke form the mouth to make the area dark (haze)*
Zamboni: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! *Flies around Zora and emits confusing ultrasounds (Supersonic)
(Loki *literally peeks out from nowhere and smirks sexily*
Don't even think about it you perv! *push him back in the nowhere*)
(I really have no idea. I guess yes thought, Heatran is scary and ugly after all!)
*facepalm and laughs* Yes Samael is a troll! how did you two become best buddies? are you childhood friends?
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/18/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *frowns as Zamboni arrives* That's not fair! But hey, who cares? *smirks, confident* I don't play fair either! *he's actually a bit worried, he knows Crobats are poison types so he already discared his option of poisoning them with Toxic* What, are you gonna fly around like dumb birds now? Come down and fight, you dwarf! *chuckles* Or are you waiting for Snow White to come too? *buying time to use Nasty Plot in the meanwhile and think of a way to get them both down*
(XD XD XD Knowing him, I guess anyone sexy enough would be fine! XD)
(Too bad Zora has never seen Heatran so he wouldn't be able to transform into her XD maybe only in her pokemon form? would that be scary too?)
Samael: Yeah.. *shrugs* It kinda looks like we had a special bondage night, huh? *smirks, happy, then nudges Dris* Isn't that right?
Driskoll: *blushing and covering his face with his hands* Stop it! *looks at you and nods*
Samael: Well, we have lived together for a long time, he knows I love him, after all! *grins* I mean, I would even share my gems with him, if he enjoyed them as I do *nods* Plus he needs someone who talks enough for both!
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/16/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Leucer: Hmpf, you really think you can beat me? You're so naive. You don't know anything of me. But I know you and your dirty tricks. You have no chance against me. *Curls up and form an invisible barrier around himself to avoid the attack (Protect)* I forgot to say... I'm gonna work in couple.
Zamboni: *lands with smirk* Well hello there! didn't you know ? there's a special promotion! When you mess with one Flaggermus, you get your a*s kicked by two! But you see, we don't give this special treatment to everyone, but only to people with a stupid face! *looks a bit at Zora and make a big smile* Congratulations amigo! You look like a real dumbass, aren't you just lucky!
Leucer *flying in the sky keeping some distance between himself and Zora, looking around at the changed surrounding* be careful, he can create illusions to try to confuse us. Keep your ears well open and your nose active.
Zamboni: *smirks and takes off his cloak* Gotcha.
(Ooooooooooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) good one! XD
And tell me, who's gonna be the lucky nurse? *wink wink, nudge nudge**is shot as well*)Well, is not the illusions are completely ineffective on Leucer,it's just that he used to fight without see, so it's difficult to distract him, but yeah if Zora finds out, I think he would be cunning enough to fool Leucer, and he would be so pissed off to be deceived because of his blindness (even more funny is the fact that all that Zora would have to do is to transform into Heatran and scare the c**p out of them, even if in the end Leucer would snap out of it knowing that is just an illusion... still he would piss himself)
Thanks but no thanks, I like to have clothes on! well if it's okay to you then fine, but I do really hope no one will enter in your room during night, or else with you wearing just your pride on and Driskoll tied in the bed... you know.. it would be WEIRD! (☉_☉") poor Driskoll... Samael is a little troll sometimes isn't him? XD
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/14/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *is surpised by the hit on his crotch but manages to avoid it enough to not die because of the pain, then bends over covering himself* Are you f*cking CRAZY?! *screeching* I need these, you Vollidiot! *still in pain, but manages to stand* I'll make you pay! And if I die, I'm gonna take you with me! *growls and shivers, he is changing the surrounding to a place more fit for him to fight like he always does, then raises a hand to concentrate energy and use it to hurt Leucer (Extrasensory)*
(Ehehehe poor Zora!!
He's gonna need soemone to kiss away the pain*is shot*)Oh no, of course he can't complain! XD It's kind of funny, Zora's best ability is completely useless with Leucer, at least if he doesn't find out about his blindness! XD
Samael: Really? No because you see, why dress up again when you can just be naked? *pleased smirk* And in winter, you just heat everything up! *winks* Oh well, about Dris.. I kinda tie him to the bed now, once he had a nightmare while floating against the ceiling, so he just fell down screaming! I almost had a heart attack!!
Driskoll: *frowns* Not true. (It is true XD)
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/14/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Leucer: *inhales deeply to impress Zora's smell in his mind and looks up at him with a scowl, voice screechy but cold* Very well. If this is your response, you will get what you deserve. *with a quick jerk squat down to charge and throw an uppercut between Zorawar's legs with all his strength, then spring backwards and takes off his cloak* You know, I usually don't dirty my hands on scum like you just for trivial arguments like this, since it's just too obvious that i'm superior. but i feel you're such a moron that you could try to get in my way for my future plans, and that's something I can't let that happen. *adjust his glasses with a frown* This world will be a better place without you.
(Leucer is wearing a Expert Belt so super effective moves are stronger. But here... it doesn't really makes such a difference I guess)
Ah okay! I get it now! but Zorawar really can't complain if the person that he's picking on reacts in a bad way! being a jerk to people has his consequences. And yes, Leucer can be somewhat a good opponent, especially if he knows the surroundings, since he uses the ambient he's in at his own advantage.
Eheh do as you prefer, but there isn't a better sensation to return home after a long day and put on your warm, comfy pajama on, especially in winter~ you have no idea of what are you missing! Driskoll is really awesome! did he sleeps on the ceiling? or you chain him to the bed? (the idea makes me laugh, that poor thing chained to the bed)
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/12/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *snorts and laughs as he screeches* You're amusing! I like you, even if you're a silly pompous batsy! *tilts head and raises an eyebrow* Do you really think that is going to stop me? I'm having fun and I've heard worse! *smirks and gets back to his normal form when he gets poked* Oh, look at me, I'm sooo scared~! OoOoOh someone, please help me~! A flying pink shrimp is threatening me~!
(well, probably! XD
Alright, thank you!)
Well, I actually realize I used the wrong words, my mistake XD Poor me, I can't talk anymore! What I meant is, he has found someone that reacts when he gets picked on, so he's having fun and will not stop soon XD I hope it's clear now, sorry for the misunderstanding =w=
But yes, Leucer would be a worthy opponent anyway! Or at least I think so~
Samael: Yo, if Dris doesn't mind, I sure as hell will NOT wear a pajama! *smirks, showing his pointy teeth* We are both weird anyway, he floats to the ceiling so yeah.. *shrugs* I just hope no one enters our room during night! *snickers*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/12/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Leucer: *frown* First of all, I wasn't even talking to you before, so you're not only an idiot, but also a primitive uncouth. And second *he's trying to keep his voice low and cool, but he's already screeching* the lighter shade of lilac is NOT PINK you s**thead! *calm down and recompose and looks at "himself"* Hmpf. That's absolutely foregone from you. You're incapable of reasoning, to have a intelligent conversation or to confront someone without using your tricks, because you're an ignorant moron who just can't use his brain. *"glares"* You think you're clever, but you're not at all. Your illusions doesn't work with me. *stabs his chest with his finger with a menacing expression* Stop messing with me right now, or you'll be very sorry about it.
(Well now that they're the same height he could looks menacing right? ._." Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh)
(He's actually touching him to makes sure that he's the "real" one and not an illusion copy. Leucer always do everything for a specific reason)
Oh really...? (¬‿¬) "bread for his teeth" huh? is Leucer such a worthy opponent? eheheh
Samael is really a good friend.. but he should purchase a pajama. Sigh. there are too many colors out there. It confuse me.
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/08/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Zorawar: *rolls eyes* Look, all those words just to defend your own color? *pouts* That's what an aristocratic failure like you would do! *transforms into Leucer* Boo-hoo, I'm lilac and pretty and I will not waste time with that idiot fox because I'm faaar superior.. *looks down at himself* Holy f*ck I'm a shrimp!! *tries not to laugh* A "shade of purple" less and I would have been that pink!
Please forgive Zora, he has found bread for his teeth XD (I don't even know if it's right to say this in english but whateva! XD)
Driskoll is not lilac, technically XD I used colors that are a mix between blue and violet XD (Bluebell and China blue) But even if he were lilac he wouldn't care about that =w= Samael would defend him anyway so why bother?
Driskoll: *peaceful, happy smile that tells: "I don't care, I'll just stay back and relax and let others argue without me~"*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/07/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Leucer: Purple and his shades combines the calm stability of blue and the fierce energy of red. Is often associated with royalty, nobility, luxury, power, and ambition. Purple also represents meanings of wealth, creativity, wisdom, dignity, grandeur, pride, mystery and independence. Lilac is absolutely the most precious and refined shade of purple. Besides, the word hermaphroditic means an individual in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present or a person or thing in which two opposite qualities are combined; While you were trying to describe a condition or style characterized by the absence of distinctions based on gender, so the correct term it would have been "unisex". *frowns* The point I'm trying to make is that if you dare to bad-mouth lilac again, I'll disfigure your face in your sleep. Understood?
Yes Sir, I'm sorry Sir. (╯︵╰,)
Leucer: Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. *"glares" Zorawar and raise an eyebrow* You're just a pathetic scumbag who desperately tries in every way to get attention. I do not wish to waste even a minute of my precious time with such a cretinous man like you.
And what about Driskoll? He's not a loser :(
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/02/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Well.. huh... *blinks* I guess..? * o.o I.. shall leave now, yes!
Zorawar: Leave it to me! *screams* LILAC IS FOR LOOOSERSSS!!! *laughs*
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/31/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Forget about every previous comment about every lighter shades of the purple color human. This conversation will finish right now, to be never again resumed in the future. I hope I'll made myself clear enough, or else I'll be compelled to provide more convincing arguments. So long.
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/31/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
NO! It was only a misunderstanding! I didn't say anything bad about lilac! IS THE BEST COLOR IN THE WORLD AND THE OTHERS COLORS SUCKS! Don't spread this wrong information or else he will get m
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/30/16 | Reply
@Groovy Boar:
Oh yes... but I KNOW.... I KNOW!!! >8D I know what you said about lilac... >w> and I will not forget!
Groovy Boar
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/25/16 | Reply
@DeathSeraph:
Thanks! I'm happy myself of this one! and sophisticated lilac is the manliest and most powerful color of them all!
DeathSeraph
Azure Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/24/16 | Reply
I really like how you made Leucer here! He looks so sophisticated! *.* and his hair color is so pretty, the white streaks of light are just perfect! :D
And the small crobats flying around are CUTE