Thanks to a recent geekout in the comment box over on my World, I have spread and learned more of my addiction to MST3K. So began a slow, spiraling descent into madness...

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun..." [from episode 910]. Starring Shinsdower (Shinmaru) as he wonders that very question.

"This island Earth can be yours...if the PRICE is RIGHT!" [from the movie]. Featuring Sangome as Bob Barker, for obvious reasons.

"Pleease? Pleeeeeease?"
"Alright, but this is The Final Sacrifice."
"Goodie goodie! 8D" [from episode 910]. It was an exchange between Crow and Mike, so I threw Crow's lacross net on my head. SomeGuy makes an appearance as Mike because he's Canadian and the film came from Canada.

"YOU PARKED IN MY EMPLOYEEE OF THE MONTH SPOT YOU BASTARD!!!" [from episode 814]. Timechaser gets the special spot, though him yelling and screaming amuses me greatly...

Top quote from 321 "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".

And if you're not convinced enough by this description, then let me reassure you that MST3K is awesome. Go watch it. Now.